100 thousand men

Cersei crushes them. Can two dragons and a few hundred Unsullied and northmen kill 20,000 sellswords?

But how do they move to that battle? Like after they clean up the dead are they going to go "okay welp lets go band together and fight Cersei?" Sansa and Dani are going to get along like that? The other people there are going to be on board with that?

this scene is offensive it's probably one of the most mass causality scenes in tv history but what makes it the worst is because it's dumb they had no reason to die at all and normies seemingly don't give a fuck about why or how they died and why

Press F

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At risk of being a Monday morning quarter back, it sure doesn't seem like the whole battle plan was that well thought out.

THE DOTHRAKI DIDN'T HAVE TO DIE PEOPLE. 9/11 WAS ALSO AN INSIDE JOB

Fair, but even the most basic, braindead, movies with battle scenes know cavalry is never used that way.

I'm sure they missed a lot. I'm surprised they don't hire a consultant to figure out how this would work roughly, probably wouldn't even be that expensive. Just a military consultant.

I don't see SJW's being upset that a white women litteraly murdered tens of thousands of people of color and all of society that watched the show thought that was acceptable behavior.

well I mean aside from all the ones where planets or continents get blown up, or even just big battles in history, then sure.
no wait, it's not even close dawg, there's like a thousand tv shows that have more die in a scene

however you are right, at least grrm knew a tiny bit about medieval/ancient warfare. end of the day best strategy imo would be the standard replies (catapults behind always firing, archers constant volley, etc.) except I'd add they shoulda dug a fuckton of pits around the castle, we've seen the wights only have basic motor functions so god knows how many you'd stop just with some trenches, extra points for oiling em up and setting ablaze once they get clogged

I like how all the recognizable characters are up front, and how they haven't introduced a single new character in like 4 seasons. Really makes it feel like a real, living, breathing world.

Battle of the Bastards was a vastly better episode. There was no reason for the Screamers to charge into the wights. If anything the horses should've been covered in dragonglass and sent off to die while the Dothraki guarded the wall with the Unsullied in a double layer phalanx. Ghost should've been warged into by Bran to defend himself.

no it's not the same dawg because in those scenes we knew what was going on and why it was happening it was tragic or it was shown to be a mistake. Here it just happens we don't get an acknowledgment that something important happen no mention of it being a mistake and we move on from there.

>and how they haven't introduced a single new character in like 4 seasons

Who is Lyanna Mormont?

>Really makes it feel like a real, living, breathing world
moron

>Most armchair analysis of the battle thus far, particularly on social media, has concentrated on the mistakes made by Team Alive, to the exclusion both of a careful account of Team Dead’s errors and of an appreciation for why Team Alive made the decisions it did. Here, using expertise developed through study and instruction at the United States Army War College, we examine with care how Team Alive overcame cultural and organizational impediments to develop and carry out the plan that defeated Team Dead.

What's the source on this

Daenerys is a Stalin tier tyrant. She's a psychopath who murdered millions every location and city she goes to brutal deaths occur every place she goes to she fucks up their society and culture murders thousands but liberates slaves and the lower classes who then get murdered anyway by some new war she started or starve to death because things didn't improve. She then invades Westeros kills tens of thousands brutally burns those two Tyrrell guys and then goes of to fight the WW and just orders hundreds of thousands of men to die pointlessly. She even looked smug at the meeting when Sansa asked how are they gonna feed all those men. She wasn't planning on feeding them anyway Danny didn't even plan the logisitcs and the supply trains she knew that her most important weapons are dragons because by this point everywhere she goes she get's ahead gets free stuff and troops by just having dragons she got the unsullied by just using one dragon so she knows she can beat Cercei with dragons and with men just giving her free shit. Jon Snow showed up and gave her more free shit and the entire North. So once one dragon dies she ahs no emotional reaction because like everything and everyone it's a tool she defeeated the much greater threat in exchange for the North and it cost her one dragon and now she can focus on the lesser threat with two dragons

>all dothraki die in a matter of seconds
>samwell tarly somehow manages to hold off thousands of the undead for hours

I'm not even mad it's just fucking hilarious

>we don't have enough food for the winter if the dothraki,unsullied and northerners are here
>mfw i send all the shitskins to die in a suicide charge so all the wh*tes can survive the winter

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>Hollywood will never do cavalry right
Even in LOTR they did cavalry wrong

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Yeah this show is just fucking trite garbage now. They really should have killed everyone off who was in the fight.

Fitty men

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look at this scene. Deanery's didn't even plan to supply her army in the north. She just looks smug af and overconfident in that entire scene

Reminder that literally everything before the final two minutes of battle was pointless. All they needed was bran and Arya.
It's like they wanted a gandalf at helms deep style bail out but didn't understand why that worked at all

Just get Arya to kill them all

aight, im boutta head out

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>It's like they wanted a gandalf at helms deep style bail out but didn't understand why that worked at all
Which they already did at the Battle of the Bastards too. And the Battle of the Wildlings against the Wall. And the Battle at Kingslanding
How many fucking "battle saved at the last minute" bullshit does there need to be

That felt like they were trying to get rid of them, sending them blindly to charge an enemy who sees in the dark, truly horrifying leadership

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They could just scatter and never be found. It's not like they have an army to hide anymore.
I think they'll just sneak into KL and kill cersei

they should be burning sam's faggot ass

easy excuse to get rid of some steppe nigger rapist savages, based and redpilled

THOSE WERE PEOPLE

Nah that will be lame. They'll walk into Kings Landing and Khaleesi will call for the common folk to turn on Cersei who they all hate

Danereys represents communism. Cercei represents justice and traditional American values.

were the mongols that killed 30% of the world population people? these were just swarthy mongols, nothing of value was lost

That would have been a winning battle plan, which is why it couldn't happen.
You retards think historical accuracy is more important than story. You don't belong on Yea Forums. Go watch a fucking documentary.

She nuked the Pope. Is this some meta-narrative about America

they oughta just fucking kill her considering how useless she was during the battle

arya can sneak in maybe jamie dies then she becomes jamie and kills cersei

For a work that's supposedly all about subverting tropes Tolkien made popular GoT sure is generic as fuck

>You retards think historical accuracy is more important than story.
Well too bad we got neither

That pope did look catholic. Fuck the pope btw he's a communist Cerecei did the right thing

I feel like lighting their swords on fire was just to make it easier to see them get wiped out.

Now you’re thinking like dabid and dragons

Not really; they even showed how vulnerable cavalry was to an organized opponent. Every time the cavalry charges in LOTR it's to a flanked or completely unprepared line.

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>what's that about, what's it called, dragon... dragonglass?
>just light your sword up that will do honey

They all starve to death and all the women are raped

Seriously what the fuck are they eating? How are there so many fat people? Why is everyone so smug instead of being hungry and miserable??

I bet you haven't met anyone new in longer, incel shut-in.

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Have sex

>all the main characters in the front
>none of them die

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they did it fine in Patriot

He sure subverted our expectations

10,000 extras was too much, should have just CGI'd it.

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8/10

They couldn't possibly have enough wood to build a big enough platform for all their dead, much less all the tens of thousands of ancient former wights

>implying they didn't CGI it anyway

Based caterpillar brows

As much as I hated the episode, that charge...and then their lights slowly flickering out, followed by the handful of horses, men and Jorah coming back was absolute kino.

90 IQ take

Checked

how she do that

they did fine in Gladiator they did fine in Braveheart, in Alexander they did pretty well

The sand people are naturally accustomed to employing suicide attacks to gain victory.

>in Alexander
its been so long I cant remember the battles

Seriously? Huge logical inconsistencies don’t bother you as long as the shinies are shiny enough huh?

Its not just about historical accuracy. It doesnt make sense within the context of the story either. There are supposed to MULTIPLE experienced seasoned commanders at that castle and all of them either thought that this idea was good or didnt object to it. THERES LITERALLY A SCENE WHERE JONS EXPLAINING THE BATTLE PLAN AND THERES LIKE 20 PEOPLE AROUND HIM AND NO ONE SAYS "Yea maybe we shouldnt act like dumbasses and send thousands of men to their deaths.". GoT is supposed to be smarter than this. Story is important which is why we're complaining about how stupid everyones acting. Retard

>A hundred thousand you say

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No, the charge itself was stupid as fuck and pointless. Just, the cinematography of the lights slowly going out was a nice touch.

This. In the battle against Cersei they'll probably put the cannibalistic Thenns on the frontline for the same reason.

I didn't even notice it happening. I was too disconnected from the five different retarded set ups that had been established by that point

Cinematography at the cost of brainlet writing is the problem

>the lights slowly going out was a nice touch
Why? was it supposed to be an "Oh shit!" moment? If you send the dothraki into an army of undead, over a cliff or into a solid wall the lights will go out. My stomach turns with anger when I think of the bewildert faces the characters made.
WHAT DID THEY THINK WOULD HAPPEN AGGGGHHHHHHHHH

how dumb are you?

Alexander has the greatest cavalry charge in movies you retard.

The seven kingdoms were conquered by Aegon with 3 dragons and only 10,000 men. If they make armor for Rhaegal and Drogon that protects them from the scorpions, and Dany and Jon wear armor themselves to protect themselves from arrows, they'll be unstoppable. But of course this won't happen because plot convenience and one or both of the dragons will die.

I couldn't appreciate as all I was thinking at that moment was "Where is the support? Why would anyone blatantly sent their cavalry into a suicide charge?"
Proceeded by multiple thoughts such as
>Are we getting a zoom in on the battlefield or is this all we are gonna get?
>I guess we are suppose to feel sad now...
>I can't see shit, what's going on?
And then my complains continued to pile up and up and up until it finally ended.

>Queen, only 5,000 of the dothraki lived...

Is what we will get. The episode was so vague visually that we will have a lot of random BS going on to suit some gay ending the writers ddnt plan for but have to adhere to.

>thousands strong cavalry charge
>fucking almost all die in 10 seconds
I get that they don't want to sit around for ages while an appropriate amount of time passes for such a battle to resolve, but fucking hell, do something to make it seem like an ambiguous amount of time passes or something. That many men fighting would take a while.

They obviously all died but at this point nothing fucking matters. They can tell us not a single Dothraki dies if they want to

They had to just throw those soldiers away for no reason for the epic light snow for danny and jon

In the next episode trailer she still had unsullied marching around, despite there not being a single no named solider seen by the end of the episode

Meanwhile the main characters survive for 20 minutes against the same horde in winterfell

Why would they even need to take KL straight afterward? There's boo more immediate threat to the land. Dany's best plan should be to wait 10 years to rebuild her troops and just wait out Cersei losing support and money

aaaarhg
>Khaleesi, come closer
>i'm dying Khaleesi
>aaagh, the dothraki, i led them to the white walkers
>i made sure *coughs blood" that not a single horsenigger made it out alive
>but Khaleesi, the unsullied, the wildlings, i shut the gate behind them, but some of them still got through
>please Khaleesi, i wasn't strong enough, you have to finish it
>*coughs* not a single unsullied or wildling must be allowed to contaminate the realm
>you must do it Khaleesi, do it for me, only then will i know peace
>Arrrrrgh, goodbye Khaleesi, i'm going now
>i'm going somewhere white

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>I should’ve let that shitty dwarf die

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Dany and Jon just wait out in the north during the winter.
Cersei can't do anything because winter. Her gold runs out. Mercenaries go back home.
Dany and Jon appear when winter ends with a an amazing army.

>wait it out in the coldest place with the least amount of crops

Why would they even wait it out in the North? Cersei doesn't seem particularly interested in pursuing them. Just live normally and assemble your army on the side

Most of the actors portraying dothraki were white if you pay close attention.

Forgot the image

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Why was the first part of this episode so dark, if before the clouds appeared, it was a half moon?

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Well, they got killed by immigrants who crossed the board illegaly.
Also, dothrakis were invited to westeros. They were legal immigrants.

Imagine if they had 20 good men. NK BTFO meanwhile Bran is going through Sansas rape over and over

Redpilled and true.

Cercei is a stupid whore who lived in the shadow of men her whole life and lusts for power. So, shes Hilary Clinton.

Oh shit. I'd forgotten about the "20 good men" meme. This show has been shit for years.

>Or do they fight amongst themselves first?
Wouldn't that be the most subversive ending imaginable? If they just destroyed themselves in the north and never even made it past the neck?

and all they needed was twenty good men.

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Why didn't they just pay one faceless man to kill the NK instead of wasting an army?

They should've just paid arya to do her job to begin with. Thats what happens when ur stingy with her pay

>The trench is completely gone
>The hundreds of thousands of wight bodies are somehow gone
>The castle walls are completely repaired and no damage in sight
>All of the barricades and dragon glass is gone
>literally hundreds of people surviving the battle despite only showing main characters fighting in the end with their plot armor (especially Sam)

Okay, this is epic.

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Pretty much, and the fact that the vast majority of viewers will continue to not protest whatsoever and happily eat whatever fecal matter trickles out of D&D's anus without question, and claim anyone that doesn't like the taste of their feces doesn't get it.

>not a single torch anywhere on the battlefield
>hurr lets fight in complete darkness

now they are going to pull the same exact premise, the first long night.. with naomi watts. fuck hbo

>>literally hundreds of people surviving the battle despite only showing main characters fighting in the end with their plot armor (especially Sam)

this, at the end when arya animes the night king, it showed basically nobody still fighting. the castle was completely overrun and a fucking dragon was sitting there in the courtyard with apparently nothing better to do but play hide and seek with jon. literally everyone should have died.

at least they won't butcher robert's rebellion, or the dance of dragons, or some other pivotal, interesting events in asoiaf history.

Episode 4 : table-setting
Episode 5 : Cersei gets defeated
Episode 6 : Jon kills Dany for the iron throne/Dany kills Jon for the iron throne, fanservice endings to the fan-favorite characters who are still alive

It's not out of character for the Dothraki
youtube.com/watch?v=QjnaLl4QqOI

>Can two dragons and a few hundred Unsullied and northmen kill 20,000 sellswords?
You should direct that question to Aegon, or Harren, or Argilac, or Mern.

Cersei probably has Qyburn help build and install hundreds of scorpions all over KL so 2 dragons ain't gonna be able to do shit

remember when the unsullied did their famous phalanx formation
I got chills
oh, wait....

Good to see Bronze Yohn Royce is still alive.
Could you imagine if he was somehow introduced in Season 1? He'd still have some sweet ass armor to walk around in back before their costume department became embarrassing

They'll just use the wood from the spikes they had to build the trenches to keep the WW away. Durrr

Dragons rape entire formations user, the field of fire is no joke.

Satan confirmed for retard

As if they are the first people to try that.
Sometimes it works. Not often, though.

It should have been 80-100k but they are just to lazy to CGI that shit. Khal Drogo with the biggest horde had 40k and the rest of the Khal's that she absorbed when she killed them and united them all had another 50-60k

Despite cersei borrowing ridiculous amounts of money from the bravosi jews nothing will ever come of it. It's so stupid

It'll be another 2 episodes of talking and then final episode Arya will use her disguise powers and appear out of nowhere to kill Cersei just as she's about to escape or something. It's going to be terrible.

try 6 billion, buddy boy

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Why didn’t they and their horses get revived?

yep just like how the first 2 episodes were all talk. i do kinda enjoy those episodes but i don't like the way they are speeding through the shit. seems like it's just filler followed by a giant leap in the plot and then more filler. this show has some serious pacing issues

do you really believe this show is ending with anything other than jon and dany on the throne together? this series is now made for marvel fans, everything's going to work out in the end

nah it won't be both of them. remember there's supposed to be a "bitter sweet" ending so there's gonna be some sort of twist. of course it'll be completely retarded but there's no way they are gonna do the happy ending

Did they have Raimi do a screenplay review or something? jeez

I actually 100% do, because its the apex of what people have come to expect of GoT. It's known as the series where unpredictable stuff happens and where characters die sudden, tragic deaths. Having Jon kill Dany would be the apex of this, just killing a character isn't enough anymore now that people have come to expect it, but having every normalfag's favorite sweethearts kill eachother? Now THAT'S a guaranteed way to go viral. Plus they've been hitting us over the head with it. One of the old farts in episode one says "nothing lasts forever" while the camera pans to them, Dany is showing her true nature as a madwoman, the dragons don't trust Jon. I guarantee its going to happne.

>She nuked the Pope. Is this some meta-narrative about America

Separation of church and state.

This is actually woke. The complete darkness and fading of the fire was absolute spooky. At least the scene did a good job building up the tension and fear against an unstoppable and unseen enemy.

>They obviously all died but at this point nothing fucking matters.

Many of them could have fled south instead of making for their own lines. Then in the morning they'd see the battle was won and go back to Winterfell.

a shitty caricature?

If Ramsay had lived so many would still be alive. He is a tactical genius

They only need 20 good men to beat sell swords.

WHERE IS SER TWAINTY GUDMEN WHEN YOU NEED HIM THE MOST

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>lets blind charge an unscouted enemy in the dark with all our cavalry

Theon and Jorah became good men in the end

18 more of them would definitely solo the undead horde and NK straight on

Calvary goes in first. That is just how the Dothraki fought with speed and mounts. They would have been a huge mess trying to work around a disciplined Unsullied formation.

killed by feminism

Even his conventional tactics are superior
>excellent use of archers, the most important asset during a seige defense
>fantastic shield wall with large tower shields that would protect against a swarming tide of undead
>long pikes that only need to so much as graze an undead to kill
>successful flanking attack with just infantry, imagine him with the vale knights and dothraki

What's it like being a complete faggot?

What happened to the vale knights, did they all go home?

Dunno I'm sure you can fill me in.

For some reason brianne was in command of them on screen with royce not appearing until next episode. Also they were all dismounted

The light flickering out was great but I expected them to return as a full speed cavalry charge as wights.

Bran and Gendry are so handsome.

>Brianne was in command

Fucking hell that's stupid

>regroup
There was about 100 people left and the end of that episode, they better not magic up a army out of their arses and beat cersei

Well they should still be able to get more levies out of the Vale, Reach, Dorne, and maybe the Irone Islands. Cersei is pretty hated and her opponent has dragons.

ffs how are their so many people left, there was almost no one other than main characters left alive by the end

cute

Bronze Yohn wasn't even fucking shown last episode

100 thousand GOOD men

>Unsullied already marching through the ep4 preview

lets be honest here, why so many died. because it meant dabids could write themselves out of tricky situation in the future, we know why they never gave a shit about feeding the people up north as they would die in a week anyway. they don't have to find a place for the dothraki to live, and deal with them as good guys while being the most morally absent civilisation in the show. they killed them, the unsullied, and anyone who weren't a needed character for a fairly tail ending for plot convenience

but they all fucking died, why the fuck are any of them alive still reeeeee

if they do this, i'm fine with that, but cersei should have her army on stand by to crush them a few days after

Look at this. The amount of resources needed for 100,000 Unsullied + randoms. How did the Nazis burn up 6 million during all out war? Serious question.

Meh, it wouldn't be the first time in Westeros a force crushed one that had twice it's number but no dragons

>How did the Nazis burn up 6 million during all out war?
They were written by DnD.

I'm truly confused. I never doubted what I've been taught but this image of Westeros burning the dead after the battle put it into perspective. Nazis supposedly burned up 6 million people. With bombers all around, not one bad dragon.

luckily its just a show and no one died and there weren't even that many extras

The entire last episode was a dream. The real battle occurs off-screen and everyone dies except Bran who wargs into a crow and flies away.

who is going to clean up all the thousands of dead bodies if so few of them survived?
imagine the smell not to mention dead bodies spread disease

Hell yeah, all my favorite characters survived and all the bad guys died! Now just one more bad guy to die :D

That's called shit writing, faggot. It's lazy.

And he does it by just sort of lying there, stabbing whatever gets too close. Realistically, Jon should have told him to fuck off to the crypts with Gilly and Little Sam, and he still could have had a chance to do some heroic shit down there without looking too retarded.

My only guess for how that played out was Jorah saw what they were up against, stopped, and rode back while everyone else was being slaughtered. Ghost fucked off into the woods, I guess.

it's was a couple dozen guys

>Dany realizes the Dothraki wouldn't integrate into Westeros society being that they are nomadic raiders
>Won't keep the Unsullied around because they are an army of castrated boys that would need more boys to castrate to fill in their ranks
>Still uses them because they are excellent fighters and shock troops

4d chess

Call me when you're writing for HBO

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unironically what would the casual viewer think if this was the finale?

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>S6 ended with Dany having 3 dragons, an army of Unsullied, all of the Dothraki, and an alliance with Dorne, Highgarden, and the Ironborn rebels.

Is it just me, or does it feel like they've been spending the last two seasons walking back the S6 finale, because they realized that they stacked the deck too far in Dany's favor for YAAAS QUEEN points?

And now the least amount of mouths to feed

send it to the fat chick from burlington bar

Was he based?

Ramsays 20 Good Men would have won it.

>bronn firing a bolt into the ice dragon
would've been based

20 good men > 100 thousand men

>zombie gnawing at Brienne's neck
>she's fine

>100 thousand men
>10,000 at best
>a few hundred at best
>Fifty men
>a couple dozen guys
IT WAS NINE GAY GUYS IN A ROLLERBLADING ACCIDENT

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>that posture
>the virgin daenerys vs the chad cersei

More kino was the initial tsunami wave of wights

>Murdoch Murdoch
k i n o

IS GHOST DEAD AGAIN?

It was great, until Jorah came back. It would've had much more impact if he had died. Instead it's just a hint that all the main characters will magically survive.

is this the new uncle ben death scene ?

cant kill a ghost idiot

he was a dumb boomer

CIA reappears leading a downhill elephant cavalry charge Rohirim style and flattens Cersei's army

>have a castle with huge stone walls
>now let's put all our troops outside of it

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Why didn't they build a wooden wall if they have that much wood at their disposal?

>can two WMDs kill 20,000 sellswords

>that dude wearing a Murdoch Murdoch shirt
kek

>>have a castle with huge stone walls
>>now let's put all our niggers outside of it
FTFY fampai

Fuck man I thought this too for a moment, that might have been whack instead of the invincible death wall

It was me, Barry.

They're not even playing the same fucking game.

It's the other side of the castle you moron, they only fought on one side

dont let me hate it even more

Dany and Jon fuck, hard, for 30+ minutes

it always bothers me how the show keeps going forward (especially the north), without really addressing all the huge battles and massacres that would surely have huge effects on the overall population

seriously, who the fuck is even alive north of king's landing?
starks vs lannisters war with multiple huge battles, red wedding, battle of the bastards, wildling invasion and now battle of winterfell where 99% of the living forces apparently died

what are they fighting for at this point? the north is almost completely dead

Light flickering scene...kino lights... flickering...

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who cares. norf vs south took a whole season to wrap up back in the day. now armies just use teleport machines and whoever has more mana wins

i wish i was dead

wai.. ur right. wtf NK dragon made a hole in that wall

dumb Northerners didnt even make a fire trap, ie. lure the dead into the castle and set the whole place on fire then battle guerilla style with Dothraki

worst battle strategy. even the trench was easily foreseeable but they acted all surprised when the WWs made bridges lmao

with the ferocity of the wight wave against their line outside the castle wall i thought they were going to actually have some balls and kill off several major characters early

but no.

that would be pretty sick

why did they march into darkness?
how did they all die so quickly?
were their meme swords even enhanced with dragonglass?

hack writers
hack writers
No

>>The trench is completely gone
the trench was completely gone at the one of episode 3 when the red witch goes to die
youtube.com/watch?v=U6lk1qOcTxA

And the magic fire? Did that give more power to them?

>"HEY LOOK I'M ACTING!"
Jesus christ.

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hundreds will die

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Was the battle meant to be a "campaign" in the normal 10-episode format?
It ended a bit too soon, while the first two eps should have been just 1.

yeah the episode was tailored after retards like you

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probably damaged the swords more than anything

Not that Emilia is a good actress, but she's basically playing an over enthusiastic crazy woman, so it's pretty apt.

Aegon proved this with less men and another dragon, so I'd say their odds are decent.

Not enough.

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Stannis had like six gorillion sellswords but was still defeated by 20 good men

Army sizes, skill, and capacity are meaningless in this show. One second a character will be a military genius, next he's an inept lampoon, just to fit whatever "DID YOU RIKE IT" tweest the kike brothers have for us.

Seriously? It isn't a magic spell from the Lord of Light that makes your sword able to kill wights that otherwise you couldn't with a regular sword that is not made of dragon glass or valyrian steel?

in the books the fire swords are just a trick used by thoros to look cool

All of stannis' sellswords abandoned him with the horses to Bolton

He was incredibly based

Oh god, they're gonna do that shit again, aren't they? Ragtag team of Jon, Jaime, Hound, Brienne and a few other Good Men sabotaging Cersei's army before Dany comes in with the dragons and the remains of the unsullied/dothraki

As someone who has played a bunch of total war it looked like just under 1k up to maybe 3k

Roughly 6 thick and 100ish wide. Not even 1k. Rest were off raping the undead women or something.

they would have liked it,
they liked the red wedding DnD are just pussies

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the dragons alone can solo those numbers aegon rekt the combined westerlands and reach army that was 4 times that number

imagine how much damage they could have cause if they had deployed them properly. thousands of dothraki archers raining down dragon glass arrows would have fucking shredded the NK's army

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If a wight is killed with dragon glass or valyrian steel can the NK bring him back again?

how the fuck is Jon not burning down the lords who abandoned the starks again when they refused to fight for him for a 2nd time in a span of a couple of months. the fucking north is all about honor and shit and they fucking break oaths all the time at least the umber boy paid for his family's treachery with his life

don't think so

Bran turns into the NK because of that hand mark the NK left

Not even that, someone with a brain would be enough. Hell they even pit catapults IN FRONT of the first line of infantry, how braindead do you have to be to not think it would have been a bad idea?

Fuck me I swear to god if in the next episode that blonde cunt has a full army again I will be pissed. In fact, there is no way in possible she could. Why in the everloving fuck would the Northmen fight for her or Jon? Like holy shit they just lost like half their fucking population and now they're expected to march south? Show has gone to shit.

because he's not a crazed twat like Dany

Because fucking half of the North now has to be dead. Like holy shit, he cant kill the rest.

>enough wood to burn 10,000 corpses, NEVER MIND THE UNDEAD CORPSES

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh nigga i don't know

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BHAHAHAHAHAHAH Holy fuck is that all the men left. How the fuck does this bitch expect to take the throne? Fucking hell. If Cersei loses I'll be fucking angry af.

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he can take hostages, Westeros is very anal about oathbreakers especially a person's loyalties to one's liege lord. It pissess me off that they'd bunch up the manderlies as the ones who abandoned Jon again when in the books they're among the starks most loyal vassals and in the show that fat fuck was the one who fucking bent the knee first

>If a wight is killed with dragon glass or valyrian steel can the NK bring him back again?
do you really think the writers thought about this?

Episode 4 : table-setting
Episode 5 : Cersei gets defeated
Episode 6 : Jon kills Dany for the iron throne, Bran reveals he was the bad guy all along, Littlefinger shows up and saves the day
FTFY

They have to repopulate before they attack Cercei. Expect a 20-year timejump.

I don't think it was 100,000. The show likes to include women and children in numbers of people.
They did the same with the Wilding invasion. When really its a force of around 10,000

Literally all they had to do was dig a second and third perimeter trench further out and deeper. Move all the bodies in the crypts outside of that. Everyone stays behind the walls, including the dragons. Make helmets for both dragons, and they pop their heads up long enough to fry anything beyond the walls that moves. Put Bran in the crypts surrounded by all the dragonglass shards that didn't get made into weapons. Plant dragonglass tipped spears all around the tree, densely enough that an undead dragon can't land.

nah, battle of the bastards is inferior from audio/visual standpoint, and cinema is audio visual medium, end of story. And both have some retarded story decisions

>hrurr where's your succesfel progrem then
I could write better for a high school essay

Playing 3 total war battles would have provided them with enough insight to do it differently. Everything just happened for visual aesthetics

Can someone explain to me why the episode suddenly turned into a survival horror when Arya was in the library? And why the fuck was it completely silent when there was thousands of blades clashing outside the building?

SUBVERTED

They explained it. They meant it as a change of pace for the viewers to have a moment of quiet.

Why waste time on that shit then instead of actually showing things to foreshadow Arya knifing the NK?

Somebody should make a super cut of all the scenes in the show from beginning to now talking about the powerful dothraki forces, and end with them all being slaughtered in 10 seconds.

>main characters are doing literally everything
This is so fucking boring.

I have no idea. I didn't write it and also thought it was utter crap. That's just how they explained it. It's all aesthetics over sense.

you do realize that the oath breakers probably became white walkers, right? the north is literally obliterated at this point with most of the population being at winterfell.

Did any of you lads watch the behind the episode yet? Shit was absolutely soul sucking.

No, I had no soul left after the episode

so where will dany get her new army? the north is completely destroyed and there aren't enough ironborn to make up the difference.

They better give us a good fucking reason why they can't just have Arya fix everything from this point onward.

Jannies are deleting posts with nigger in them? What a bunch of pussy ass faggots. Hey janny, go dilate.

most of the lords that pulled out have castles that are a bit further from winterfell, only the glovers of deepwood motte are likely to have become a part of the NK's army. aside from that winterfell took the brunt of the attack

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of course not, why would i subjugate myself to round 2

When it was that tsunami at first I was excited. I also thought maybe they’d have some balls and show the NK army as an unstoppable wave at this point. He has a shit ton of bodies to use.

Exactly why are they standing on their horses like circus clowns again? Mongols etc shot normally from sitting position completely fine. They got worms in their arseholes?

just turn off your brain bro

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Everybody is a tactical genius compared to D&D.
The battle couldn't have been planned out worse.

Why make so many cities for no purpose except to create artificial depth

>bbruhh he explained their backstories in his QA geocities website..! so gritty.....

I'm here only to watch this show end like shit just like adventuretime, I don't even need to guess anymore.

Okay hear me out Yea Forums. I refuse to fucking believe that Winter was stopped by a tiny knife.

I think there's going to be yet another subversion come episode 5 where the army of the dead are actually still coming. Or maybe episode 6 as a final cliffhanger and a fuck you to tv watchers.

>Lock the doors
>Zombies do not know how to operate complex mechanisms
>Wait out insinde the castle walls until the army of the dead dies
>PRO FEET

OR
>Take Long Claw from Jon and give it to Arya
>Take Heart's Bane from Jorah and give it to Arya
>Take Oath Keeper from Brienne and give it to Arya
>Take Widow's Wail from Jaime and give it to Arya
>Take Drogon's and Reagal's fire and give it to Arya
>Everybody in the castle, at the same time, asks who Arya is
>After she answers it, open the doors of the castle and let the carnage begins
>05 seconds later, find the ripped body of NK and shit on his head
>PROFESSIONAL FEET

lol

It’s pretty clear by the third book that GRRM had no intention of telling a specific narrative, he was just making a sandbox to play in.

>dragons
>plural
>solo

If GoT told the same story ten times shorter (1200 pages max) (we are working on the assumption of a decided but unpublished ending) and the prose wasn't written like shit it would be actually pretty alright (good).

>Lock the doors
>Zombies do not know how to operate complex mechanisms
>Wait out insinde the castle walls until the army of the dead dies
>PRO FEET
Based retard

Audible kek

Didnt one of the dragons die?

You are forgeting about Arya. She has Cat's Barger, the Staff of Mary Sue AND Needle.

>Nazis supposedly burned up 6 million people
Nazis killed 6 million Jews and about 11 million civilians in total using many different methods, like starving them to death or shooting them. Not everyone was killed in gas chambers and burned in a crematorium. And they didn't kill all of them at the same place.

>Jorah the Cuckal
>The Spawn Spamer One-Eye dude
>Dickless
>The Plot
>My Interest in Keep Watching

These many dies ya mang.

>666
>Only satan himself would say something this repugnant and vile

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I do... I see them every night.
Persian counter-cav coming along the sand flats...
Those big fucking ελέφαντας in the jungles...

>Why make so many cities for no purpose except to create artificial depth
youtu.be/zZVocW12twg

>burning a prisoner of war is the same thing as burning a traitor
>t.

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Gotta agree with Satan-kun here. Sometimes they do stuff and it looks cool but then you realize how fucking dumb it was. To enjoy anything these days you have to turn your brain off.
Same with the last Jedi with hyperspace-kamikaze. Looks cool but fucking retarded. But I think it's their job to make cool shit that also can make sense.
The entire battle would've been so much cooler if they did everything right. They killed thousands of zombies and almost hold the walls. But that there is just too many.