Why haven't you joined a dojo?

Why haven't you joined a dojo?

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I'm getting fucking jacked first so I have knockout power.

I achieved white belt and was satisfied with that

lazy fatass here

I thought about starting Kendo.

I'm christian

because it's fucking retarded and i can knock down every retarded with le black belt meme

I'm not 8

>every retarded

based

guns and shiiit

I'd rather buy a gun

im not gay or lonely enough

>Knockout power
>Dodge that
>Left Jab
>Right
>You're down.

Because I box, like a real man.

cringe

Because I own a gun.
I weigh 350lbs and have never worked out a day in my life. I regularly go to the shooting range though but when I'm not doing that I am either browsing Yea Forums eating whatever I want or fapping.
I live in an open carry state too which means I have no fear of ever losing a fight. It feels so good knowing that I could kick anyone's ass which the simple squeeze of a trigger, even though they have wasted their life working out and training themselves just to punch and kick.

It's not the 80's anymore boomer. Fortnite is my dojo.

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dabbed and based

because i'm not a mall rat

Yeah but they're probably not going to die a massive heart attack any day now like you are. Three hundred and fifty fucking pounds? That's what a fucking cow weighs, man. Sort your shit out. What's your consumption like that you can even sustain that kind of weight?

Why work out and eat gross shit? No one enjoys exercising and "eating healthy" taste like crap. I rather have a heart attack young than grow old as a bitch. And it's funny watching "alphas" in real life make fun of me or try to give me shit about my looks when all I have to do is flash off my gun which immediately puts them in their place.

I did, for about 15 years.
TKD was a bad choice for my bodytype, I should of chosen wrestling or something chinese.

I have heard positive thigns about Cobra Kai

worth watching or are you all in it for the memes?

Some people enjoy exercising lol
Just saying, punching a sandbag can be pretty fun

Nice television thread bro.