/ALITA/

They should incorporate the balisong sword in the sequel somehow. Shit's fucking cash.

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>hon hon hon, un nouveau pain

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Hello new bread. Please be healed by Rosa and honorary 2D girls

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It took James Cameron making this movie of epic cgi proportions to make the racists of Yea Forums fall in love with a spic beaner girl.
Based spic beaner loving Cameron.

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Shut up mutt

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WHAT THE FUCK MAN YOU STOLE MY FUCKING JOKE
I WAS TYPING MY SPIC JOKE AS YOU POSTED THIS SHIT
HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT HAPPEN
MOTHERFUCKER

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YES! Sacred thread!

Bless this thread in Holy GETs, free /healings/, and free /repairs/.

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Visions According to user

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More Rosa for us then.

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what did Rodriguez mean by retweeting this?
twitter.com/EMC4478/status/1123615409868087296

why he have nipple hole

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>qt happa

That's literally what the final animation is. They could've gotten a giant black dude to do the MoCap, they would've still animated Alita as a qt MoCap, despite your 'goblina' bigotry.

It's been years since I saw it but from what I remember there were little to no jarring anime cliches.

Must suck to be (you) user....

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He wants a sequel just as much as we do. Rodriguez would go broke to make it.

I think he means Alita: Fallen Angel is confirmed and in active production...

>closet homosexuals still think this wasn't the perfect choice for Alita

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Thanks - I'll check it out. I don't mind watching tropey animes as a study of the genre, but I don't tend to actually like it.

it means he's aware fans want sequels. Which means Rosa and JC know.

No problem, both of you ;^)

Don't worry friend I still write plenty of cutesy stories too. In case you missed it:
pastebin.com/MmxqLH5b

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Stupid phoneposter reporting for duty.

>This soundtrack for Alita.
youtube.com/watch?v=9a1o3OHGTcM

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>Wanting to breed with mutts.

Disgusting.

toss in some
>CARPENTUR BRUT
>PERTURBATOR
and we're in business.
youtube.com/watch?v=tJ4W9OAIKBw

>using weak race baiting to discuss a story of transhumanism where race and ethnicity are blurred and new forms of discrimination against what is a human/cyborg emerge
Don't you think it's deliberate Kishiro always kept Alita's ethnicity vague?
She might be part Japanese, part German or none of those as her family's ancestry is kept deliberately vague and she wouldn't identify with any of it anyway beyond "hey I come from Mars x00 years into the future and I have HUGE eyes"

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The original Vangelis soundtrack is so good.

>Wait? You do own a picture that Rosa has signed herself, right user?
>Right?!

shameless double post

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>Alita film in 95
>director Paul Verhoeven
>Dirty bloody style, hyperrealism, animatronics, R rating

> mfw racebait posters

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Trips, for that.....

spoiler you will grow up some day.

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Does anyone have a better pic of the URM rifles?

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>none of those as her family's ancestry is kept deliberately
Families? Did she even have a family, given the origin?

In the year 25XX the only thing that matters is how smushy the face is.

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requesting the webm of this picture with rosa and the digitization process into alita

I've been wanting to see a good pic too. Same with the male berzerker's helmets.

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Daily reminder that Alita is not for lewd! Alita is for hugs and gentle kisses well walking in the park

Writefag should write a story about Alita finding stray kittens, not giving user a blow job in the shower

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this one?

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Based and squishu pilled

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>Alita is not for lewd
Except the Fourth, of course.

Murdoch Chan would make a good Alita

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good on all of you, frens.

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No, now stop asking, because I’m ashamed

Ranker removed Alita from every single poll on the website and banned the movie from being added to polls. This is some Nazi Germany levels of censorship. It fucking amazing, how this movie just keeps exposing the mouse.

yes thank you

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I bet (((Jeru-Zalam))) is behind this

TO be fair it's only heavily implied. Besides, I've written lots of CUTE:

Comfy; in recommended reading order:
>Peace. You and Alita share a cozy drink as you watch over Iron City.
pastebin.com/EtDtmHyM
>Summertime Joy. Alita has a summer secret which she wants to show you.
pastebin.com/fDKjt05L
>Storm. Alita can’t sleep as a thunderstorm rolls over Iron City.
pastebin.com/HS1U92YQ
>The Cove. You and Alita travel to the Badlands for a swim in a familiar rock pool.
pastebin.com/ZeAjJfyC
>Orange Juice. Your day at work ends on a high note with Alita’s attempt at a classic drink.
pastebin.com/7QeQigu0
>Neon Angel. You and Alita have a proper date for the first time in forever.
pastebin.com/6zZK2QZv
>Breeze. A snapshot of a lazy spring morning together.
pastebin.com/exkDc8mF
>Not Funny. Pranks aren't your forte, but after a stall catches your eye in the market you can't resist attempting one.
pastebin.com/MmxqLH5b
>Starfall. A midnight adventure leads to a quiet place outside of Iron City.
pastebin.com/iFNtuEYQ
>Mandated Recovery. Alita hates being sick, but a present from you makes it more bearable.
pastebin.com/j3TNTFiV
>Swan Song. An end for what was, and a beginning for what could be. [No matter how you read the stories in this section, read this one last.]
pastebin.com/3pi6er9r

Kittens story will happen eventually for you friend.

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I love Alita and /ALITA/ and all my Alitafrens

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What about my "user meet Alita then get rejected story" my dear writefag?

I promise you kissu when it's done.

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>Writefag should write a story about Alita finding stray kittens, not giving user a blow job in the shower
How about stories about user giving blow jobs to kittens in the shower? I mean it's a reasonable compromise.

>lewd poster down range
>open fire

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can't wait for
>Realization. You find out Alita never really found your pranks funny

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All yours:
pastebin.com/YiF1CYCt

I love you too!

right back at ya

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love you too fren

>VIOLATION

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Guy who bought tickets on Alita for May 23rd IMAX had his tickets converted to Aladdin - as expected. It was a glitch.

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Didn't realize that Robert actually had a line in the film, think pic related is enough of a hint.

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Yeah, what the fuck? We didn't cheat or use bots or vote others down or anything. It's not our fault our fanbase is based and the ratio favors us, that most people who have seen this movie rank it highly. They should've changed the rules so that new movies with rabid fanbases don't over represent the vote or something. Their fault, not ours, but our beloved film is that one that suffers.

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>looking back at it was just constant bullying
>"user, I-I cant do this anymore"

I know this feel friends. I am a diagnosed sperg and often express affection by making mean jokes. My best friend who I fell in love with was a 10/10 blue eyed qt who was also flat chested. I made jokes about it until she had to tell me to stop. It did not last long after she found out how I felt about her.

Still a kissless robot two years later

This pannel from the manga always kills me inside

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Writefag I cant take this anymore

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I still see her there?? just not very high up tho...

who is this boy

What would your guys reaction be to James "The Sequel King" Cameron directing Fallen Angel??

Oh crap.

I am merely a vessel for the production of Alita content. The work must always flow.
Glad you liked it.

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>be minor actor in minor role in big film
>only spoken line gets dubbed over by director

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Thanks! Really enjoyed the read writefag

Have a Kissu.

I think it would be nice if you could add one paragraph explaining that the guy is actually an /alita/ user who got isekai'd into Alita world. That all his effort in the past months was to get close and to have a shot with her; thus, making her rejection even more painful. A dream taken away in the last second.

At least that's how I imagined his backstory anyways.

Thanks a lot Writefag!!!

That guy could be you. I'll insert you user into him the next time I read.

>boy...

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If this isn’t the biggest bag-over-the-head, punch-in-the-face I ever got.

Who’s this dude? Seen him posted a few times

You're welcome to add whatever backstory that you wish. I might go back and edit it when I do my overhaul midyear. See how we go. I'm glad you liked it though!
For what it's worth, I kinda hate isekai although most of that is personal cringe for liking SOA when I was younger...

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a boi

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Unfortunate
We LA anons from last range meet were planning to have an IMAX meet but it’s just a glitch
Alita is out of cinemas

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It's still playing in New Mexico, in 3D
>Time to go mobile!

>this is the guy I was telling you about Ido
>the one who wrote Pressure and Orange Juice part 2

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Well who knows how the tumor disease works, it's all muddled up and you can presume she shares some DNA with her "mother" but the story never dwells on it
All you need to know is that she's a miracle of the universe

Reminder that this movie would have been more epic with a soundtrack like tron legacy or blaserunner

Reminder that alita would probably be a fan of synthwave

youtu.be/TdMz-Om6tX0

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THIS IS THREAD #448
THIS IS THREAD #448
THIS IS THREAD #448
THIS IS THREAD #448
THIS IS THREAD #448
THIS IS THREAD #448
THIS IS THREAD #448

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>probably
are you for real? she loves it
youtube.com/watch?v=jBUxruSmbWE

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Idk user, I really liked the OTS they finished up with, very kino imo. And I'm not sure if synth fits Alita, not saying I dont like it tho.

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What is it with all the fuckery surrounding this movie? Here we have an actually strong female protagonist, who goes through a realistic character arc, has an interesting backstory, with a real and relatable personality complete with her flaws and insecurities that she overcomes, who fights against nigh-impossible odds yet ultimately comes out on top after a lot of suffering and grief. But somehow every review website slams the movie, theaters limit showings, box office revenue estimates get underestimated over and over and now they're apparently trying to goad you into watching the latest CGI Disney remake shitshow instead of seeing an actually good movie. Even most of the villains in Alita are more likable than the main characters in movies Disney is making now. Not to mention the fan base that is almost overly positive in their outlook.

>she's a miracle of the universe
Technological singularity Jesus.

The movie didn't quite have the perma-noir aesthetic of BR though so how much of that would have fit is debatable.

I never liked isekai either. The loser become awesome for no reason never did it for me. Wish fulfillment went to far on those.

On another thing, I shared the scenario of an Alita related dream in another thread with you. It was near the end, I don't know if you saw it.

It's an What IF scenario.
>The whole Zapan revenge situation never happened, so Hugo is still fine and good.
>Alita eventually forgave Hugo for being a jacker, on the condition he makes a more honest living.
>The dream is mostly about how Alita and Hugo adjust their live together in the Iron city.
>Alita make good money from motorball, Hugo feel he need to step up.
>Hugo got an idea to make big and drag a few ex-jacker friend and Ido to a venture.

That's when I woke up.

Make for an interesting fanfic scenario, but not really suited for one shot short story.

Anyways, just wanted to share the dream I got.

Most my male friends told me they liked Alita because she's a strong female character while not being a bitch.

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Granted, but Junkie XL is typically heavier on the synths than he was in this movie, so it's almost like they planned for him to go back to his roots as Alita picks up the keytar.

It could have been the same soundtrack as we got but replacing the keyboards with synths.

Synth and futuristic scfi go together like bread and butter. They are meant for each other.

EVEN SWAN SONG REMIXED WITH SYNTHWAVE SOUNDS BETTER

SWAN SONG SYNTHWAVE REMIX:

youtu.be/sFSIg-3M5VM

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Does that mean the beach meet is canceled?

>metaphor for popping a cherry

Pray for VA

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>Most my male friends told me they liked Alita because she's a strong female character while not being a bitch.
That's exactly why people like her. She's not a "hehe I'm better than you silly boys" kind of character, she's an "I have to protect those close to me and avenge Hugo" kind of character. Something critics don't seem to understand, the same applies to male characters as well. For example, if the Punisher didn't have the backstory of his family being killed and instead he just went "heh... nothing personnel... kid" on all the gangsters for no reason he wouldn't be an interesting character at all. It's such a simple concept that I can't for the life of me understand why people don't like Alita. She has every ingredient in the pot and has been stewing them for quite a while, maybe it's time someone gets a taste of it.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH VA

Good Evening Alitans
Thread OST youtu.be/XfoLqZ-gtwU

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>hello user. My favorite band is blonde redhead. Whats yours

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big ol' fever and a tactical concussion to her noggin sending good vibes into the cosmos anyway tho

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this

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That doesn't sound like a bad plan...

I hear ya, but I feel like the piano made the track sound more Angelic pun interned and therefor fitting for the first movie as she transitions from her doll body, but either way hopefully the sequel will include some more tracks with synth.

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She's in the hospital due to brain hemmorage from a gun hit

Maybe they should have changed to synth when she gets berserker body

Keep the sand out of your weapons! Keep those actions clear! I'll see you on the beach.

omg sending positive vibes

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Yeah would of helped distinguish the change as well, like when she puts eye makeup on after getting her new body.

She’ll live

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undeserved trips

You most likely killed her with that meetup. I hope you're happy.

Lets have a prayer circle for VA please

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>ido, what's wrong with her skin?
>ALITA!

as much as I would've liked to have gone to the gun meet, I was not there. Hopefully they have another one in the next couple months, concussion free. It's just difficult to get down to LA, much less to the area they've met up at.

Then she died for a worthy cause...

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She shot herself in the mouth. She'll live but no more voice """acting""".

They met kind of far from LA. Closer to Riverside if they did meet up at the Moreno Valley Mall

She will come back stronger

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>starting to rain lightly
Let's get comfy

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Is this tranny?

But why would a woman shoot herself a concussion before getting fever?

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I know. I'd be staying with my brother but he's in Northridge and I don't want to assume I can bum a ride potentially an hour south from that. Might just be easier to rent a car but we'll see. Kind of more down to shoot boolets anyway than a pure beach/bondfire thing anyway.

Guys I saw the movie it was a good movie relaxed but it's out of theaters you don't have to obsess about one single film

>it's out of theaters
Not. Yet.

sounds good

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This is a refuge from the marvel shits and GOT shit and blacked shit etc.
We remain pure

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NEW COMFY!

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>VA is in hospital
>threads slow to a crawl.
>.........

but we talk about other films here too?

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Not a new, just a rare.

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Who is VA?

>born too late to explore the earth.
>born too early to explore the stars.
>born just in time to explore Alita's story via the medium of movies.
Is this what it feels to be blessed?

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> not knowing the namefags

>being a dick to someone new
Why?

Should I?

Do NOT thot /ourgirl/

first time I saw it but I'm glad I did. Comfy pics are always in high demand.
>pretending he doesn't know
I sure think so fren. Also born just in time for /alita/ comfy.

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For your own sanity, no

I believe it is.

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>thot?
>what's that word mean user?

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She’s like the only active girl in /ALITA/ so she gets all the attention

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>Not a he
>nor pretending

Sounds like a story I missed. Enlighten me user.

I see

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You know I user.

Ali just likes the cute doggie filters... I don't see anything wrong with that user.

Thot patrol is needed here

you've been posting here a while so I found it hard to believe you haven't come across her.

chill out fren, it's just goofy fun.

You’re a girl? Please be in London

I did not actually. So, what's the story with VA?

I'm a Montreal user, pic related.

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>Yeah user it's just a filter, it's not like it'll lead to anything else!
>What this? i just wanted to try a new hair color that's all...

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JUST

>Suffering-user is a girl.
˙ǝɹoɯʎuɐ ǝʌǝilǝq oʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʍouʞ ʇ,uop I ˙uʍop ǝpisdn si plɹoʍ ʎW

Namefren who does Alita voice recordings. Bonked her head on a gun.
clyp.it/user/ew0hwgdb

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>get home after a long and stressful work day
>walk in and see this
>you give her a soft kiss on the forehead
>you change into comfortable clothes and put some coffee on
>you sit and watch her breathe slowly as the soft sound of rain taps the roof
>all is well again

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Why is there a general for this shit movie?

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She’s just a nice girl who sometimes does Alita meme voice recordings. Each namefag here does something different. Like Peaches making random videos, writefag writes stories, thread man keeps us up to date to what thread # we’re currently posting in etc. This community is nice. Pretty simple.

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cringe

Yes please

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peace

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>So, what's the story with VA?
there isn't really. She did voicework for some of the fan dubs that her and other anons did and Peaches edited them to the movie. The only drama has been due to Jerome being FINALLY effecting at trolling because he insinuated VA was a guy which has been proven false 3 times already. That's basically it.

>smooch on forehead
>she burrows further

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*finally being effective

> kissu kissu
> smooch smooch

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>recedes at my touch
Hurts just a little.

Super cute

> there’s TWO (count ‘em, 2) active girls in /ALITA/

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VA, VOICEANON, is a thin, pale tranny user that goes to the west coast meet ups and records dialogue of the movie online, playing alita.
There are pics of the meet up in older threads.

its Alita, user

>mangalita has never booped anyone
maybe we've been barking up the wrong tree all along

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Now if I can just find one IRL that'd be great.

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I'm not gonna voice act if that's what you are gonna ask.

I mostly speak french.

I’m shitposting to amuse myself
In time you’ll become one of us

it was just sleepy adjusting fren.

Ha!

She kind sounds like a trap...

I see, so that's the story.

Si tu le dit.

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Ah oui oui.

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>...

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I recognize that filename...
YOU WERE SHITPOSTING!!!
I'm devastated.

>not using spongebob for this
for shame user

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>*alita folder: 1780 items
Archanon saves everything and makes it accessible

Speaking of which if anyone has OC they want me to archive, I have writefag's stories as of April 9 and almost everything from CutOut, I need to make Peaches his own folder and maybe a text document with links to all of VA's stuff

Link but I need to update it: mega.nz/#F!m6IwFQjS!nmAZYSaDujJTewj0KmgoaA

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You are the only trap here

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Supreme NTM is a great music group. NTM, madame. Va chier, sale chien.

>not using Alita for this
ffs

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If you're up to chapter 22 you have all my writings. Story ended there.

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shit

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I'll provide an updated .zip soon.
I respect that you've stuck to your opinions despite their unpopularity.

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No. Boner. STOP.

I know two other grills who lurk here

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That's not how it works, slob. Workout first, cuddle and kissu time second.

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>You don't deserve such digits

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shiT SOrRy

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>Ask someone out on Yea Forums....
Esti d'angalis

That I did.

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>fucking cyclists
>next time i'm kicking the bike right out from under him

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Damn.

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>999

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> thread fun is picking up

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Pls be in London is an old /fit/ meme

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Impressive. Very nice

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As always, if you bother me enough for requests I'll get around to them eventually. Maybe I'll do a few hundred words of prologue for ya if I get some down time between stories!

>VA seconds before user blows her out of frame with that shotty.

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>wow mom was cute!

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Playing 4D chess. That’s how you know the newfags are newfags. They’re trying to act high an mighty but in reality they’re licking my nuts

user's bicep twitched, it couldn't be helped

comfytimes can't be held at bay forever.

This.

Nice arms

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reverse

wut?

That meme wasn’t directed at you SA

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No lewding Alita anons

Do the robot bodies have functional market fuck parts?

Reverse trap = tomboy?

She's new. Cut her some slack.
>Actually don't.

Honestly probably yes

I made this, I plan on teaching myself screenprinting over the summer so I can make this and other stuff a reality

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This will print to dark.
Fix the settings on brightness

>make an actually fucking sick longsleeve with death metal style sleeve print
user, absolutely nice work.

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Keep us updated on how it goes user

Remove sleeve designs and make middle print a little smaller. Simplicity will make your shirt /fa/ approved
Makes it look like a little kids shirt with too much going on
Just keep a 99 on the shoulder
I’ve made three custom Alita shirts myself

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If you're noticeably new you need to lurk moar.

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Yes according to the novelization.

I'm only new to Yea Forums. I was mostly on /an/ and /his/ for a few years.

Note really, I just like wearing male clothes.

Don't @ me.

Thanks for the feedback, I like the shirt on the left

I’ll bulli all new anons but in good spirits

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No problem friend
Also consider things like your body build, personal style, your hair, and weather. Personally i dress from the bottom up (meaning shoes are the most important part of my outfit). I don’t wear many graphic tees except for the three custom Alita ones I’ve printed.
Study a little about colour theory too
Good luck

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>Novelization
Triggered. Also honestly thank you everyone for putting up with my stories both good and bad. Looking at the stats and seeing 6000+ reads of my stuff is genuinely heartwarming. You're all the best.

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>tfw no alita gf

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Today my friend asked if I was feeling suicidal.
I lied.

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Get on my level

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>You okay user?

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Yeah, I'm great.

Not who you quoted but I really liked the sleeve prints on my Mayhem shirts back when I wore band shirts. Despite of that, for an Alita shirt I'd go for a single "99" print in yellow on the right deltoid area and some motorball themed print on the front and/or back.

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What’s wrong? Tell us fren

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>I'm gonna pick up the body as soon as you're done, I need the parts. Please don't use anything too destructive, thanks.

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We all know how old Ali is, but how old is /ALITA/? Ill start, only just turned 19 here.

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Hoodies, specially band related stuff, you can get away with prints all over but shirts with back/side designs make you look like a walking billboard. Keep them simple. Also if the printing isn’t the best quality it gets really uncomfortable to wear too

This feels like one schizo posting a d replying to himself, but is the movie good tho

Here's a zip with everything I've written so far.
mega.nz/#!QaRC2KaK!q8MmiY8S_XAT6o4Juqzew506SJnAxSlTzYBu4-Q_0U0
>6000+ reads
Teach me your ways

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Two decades and a chunk old

I might be the only one who wants the double sleeve print. I've stopped getting merch unless it's a crewneck or longsleeve these days.

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Too much wrong; not enough good. Same old story.

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I want to fondle those boobs.

28 years of life endured.

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>not kissu those lips
get a load of this guy

38. I'm probably too old for this joint.
I'll see myself out.

Why not both?

>Don't leave me user...

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God, not another age poll.

24, reporting.

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We range between 18-62 here, friend.

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For me, it’s blackcraft cult

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I heard you guys liked comfy...
>youtube.com/watch?v=wQFPfAChoFU

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I prefer Primitive Technology, but this is pretty good too

And Townsends.

We're not even close to bump limit yet the image limit is reached already...

whatever works for you fren. Actual band merch is more spooki.
I like videos like this. steve1989MREInfo is also extremely wholesome and comfy.

To be fair mine are a bit cheap in that regard because I write more short stories. Yours are more detailed and longer. There's no point in comparing, friend.
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if this impresses you we hit image limit at like 250 and 260 yesterday.

Welcome to the /Alita/ classic.

diresta is good too if it's a video where they don't talk

Steve helps me when I'm cutting down because he makes my bland food seem palatable by comparison.

> tfw Dua Lipa and Rosa probably lurk these threads when they’re comfy past midnight

>image limit is reached

Bye bye boys, see you in the next one

Actually I don't think I have any of your writing, just your cutouts

pastebin.com/u/CutOut

the moment I hear 'nice!' my day improves a tiny bit.
youtube.com/watch?v=5HiIy3SlHs4

we can dream user, we can dream.

thanks for the link I'll put it in the archive

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I feel old.

28
I love all Alitans
Nobody leave I mean it

somebody better have a fresh banner cookin' for new bread.

Will movies like Alita and Detective Kinochu finally start fading out capeshit?

I'll make a text file and paste your link in it, if that works. Does VA have something like this?

?
You feel that way imagine how the two boomers among us feel

Yeah, she has a Clyp It but I don't have the link.

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You can always stay young in spirits
I’m 21 but still act like a 15 year old and always will

it's slowly done that to itself. Capeshit is a necrotic husk of what it was and there's no magic to them. There's no risk, there's nothing new to see and people are getting tired of it. I mean does anybody even talk about CM anymore since Endgame came out?

I suspect a lot of people will drop out of MCU after Endgame, since it feels like an ending rather than a part lf a bigger story and there's really no one else making worthwhile capekino right now, so maybe.

Yes. Feminists.

She did a pair.
pastebin.com/u/Voiceanon

And Freshly Fallen here is an Alita story.
pastebin.com/u/The_Stig

I guess the Russo bros really called it Endgame for a reason. Sure, they can have a decent movie here and there and cash out on Spider-Man, maybe bringing in someone like dr doom but I think capeshit is Finna slowly making a fade out from popularity
They had a good decade run

I guess. I'm one of the handful of lefty anons here and of all the people I follow; not a peep about CM. Endgame only gets mentioned to be made fun of really.

23 and ready for death to take me

To be fair CM was the blandest MCU movie to date, there is really nothing to talk about. The overall Infinity Saga will be discussed for years.

They're ramping up the newstands, bitching about CM's lack of screentime.

Not gonna lie, I love me some avengers. It was a great ending to Steve’s and Tony’s arcs. I’m done with it though
It was a proper send off

bleak trips of truth. I'm 28 and waiting for an errant car to wipe me out.

Im 34 and never stopped feeling 20.
My English Comp teacher in college was 50 and he said he never stopped feeling 25.
Some people get stuck at a particular age.

>boomerthor.jpg
I was pleasantly surprised to see The Dude joined them

I’m somewhere between a zoomer and a millennial, a doomer so to speak. You’re right. I’m staying like this forever

getting close to 310, somebody better be baking...

Will we ever find happiness?

We found eachother

No. but we might one day find peace and contentment. Happiness is fleeting but serenity and contentment are attainable and sustainable. It just needs cultivating. It's difficult and lifelong but it can happen.

Oh I forgot about this one it's pretty cool!

I'll bake if nobody else is doing it

I have.

user called it, nobody touch nothin'

wholesomeAlitaSmile.jpg
I have depression and I'm either happy or deathly, there is no in-between.

Hapiness is a daily thing.
Not a goal to reach once.

Life is not just reaching happiness one time. You have to get multiple little happiness every day.
Even just eating ice cream of having sex or petting your dog brings a tiny bit of happiness to you that day.

Try to find tiny happiness every day.

I look to the future too much you make a good point.

I have depression too. I am on medication. It helps and perhaps it can help you. You should talk to somebody about it fren.

FRESH BREAD
not a new banner sorry I don't make OC yet

I'm starting some soon.

Life can be miserable but no one is ever fully happy not even celebrities.

Listening to your favorite songs while eating your favorite desserts will make your brain feel happy.
Little things, hobbies, massages, hugs, hugging your dog.
Try it. Try finding daily happiness