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Where is the Dragon Demands video review yet?

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FUCK YOU DOIN TO MY BEAR?

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azor qyburn

where is the horse and the rider?

>Holy shit, does anyone else feel like this is Marvel tier writing and character interaction
At least Avengers: Endgame doesn't make sense because it is all magic and science fantasy. This dogshit pretends to be fantasy realism despite nobody acting like a normal human would act.

Jaime and Cersei Lannister

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What the fuck is Jon and dany even doing? They have no people left to fight with. Are we gonna see Dorne again?

Goddammit, we want a zombie polar bear.

Somewhere in the distance getting slaughtered by wights.

>highgarden falls in a few hours
>BUT YOU ARE UPSET ABOUT THIS SHIT

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>Goddammit, we want a zombie polar bear.

DABID
PUT DOWN YOUR TOYS

High in the Halls of the posts that are gone
Janny would dance with his trolls
The self worth he has lost and hot pockets he has made
The posts that upset him the most

The healthy weight thats been gone for so very long
He couldn't remember his face
They spun him around on the damp blue board
Spun away all his money and days

And he always does it for free
Always does it for free
He always does it for free
Always does it for free

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>being upset about anything post season 4

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>gets overwhelmed by numbers

They have Arya which is basically an army so it's good

It all makes sense now

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When did the show become bad?
Was it really after season 2?

You all deserve Mary Sue Arya.

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Azor Ser Pounce

I think I actually hate Martin at this point. He clearly just doesn't feel like finishing the books. I can't blame D&D, they're hack writers but they were never hired to be writers. They were hired to adapt Martin's books, and for 4 seasons or so they did a good job. Then when they ran out of source material of course it all went to shit, because they were never meant to have to come up with their own storylines.

The blame for this show being rash lies square with Shrimp Boat Captain Fatfuck. Scoff all you want at Tolkien you obese piece of shit, but at least Tolkien fucking finished a series.

Why did he insist on going to the front lines? Got Ed killed so he could cry on the floor

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She ran so fast the 100,000 wight and white walker army didn't see her or stop her before killing NK?

>jeor mormont
>you bringing me back for trial?
>*quick shot of knife skills*

Would Bran being the Knight King save GOT?

He's a little busy right now

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What was Craster's fucking problem? What did he think would happen in that situation?

I never seen this show before. Is this really the dialogue?

the whole idea of that strategy is to continually slow down the wave of the dead. the win wont come from an all out brawl

To be a desperate Jonfag.

ftfy

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He's been arrested for coming at Benioff in the streets with a knife shouting "WHY WAS SHE RAPED"

>I can't blame D&D, they're hack writers but they were never hired to be writers.
Sure, but couldn't they own this fact and ask for writers to help? Or just not come up with shit that anons on /got/ legitimately managed to outclass in one night of shitposting greentexts e.g. Azor Jaime?

>Would Bran being the Knight King save GOT?

I could see it happening, but will Dnd actually do it?

EXPECTATIONS SUBVERTED

BRAVO! BRAVO!

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Last kingdom any good?

almost

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>Q: How Long Did It Take J.R.R. Tolkien to Write The Lord of The Rings?
>ANSWER: Ask anyone how long it took J.R.R. Tolkien to write The Lord of the Rings and they will probably say something like 11 or 12 years. But is that really the correct answer Tolkien began working on the story in late 1937. He completed a semi-final draft of the main narrative in 1948 but by 1950 J.R.R. Tolkien had begun working on the Appendices. He paused his work to make changes to the background material that would be compatible with the published 2nd edition of The Hobbit. When The Lord of the Rings was finally accepted for publication Tolkien made numerous changes on the galley proofs, even rewriting many paragraphs. The final galley proofs were sent to the publisher in 1954 or 1955.
>It would thus be more accurate to suggest that it took about 17 years (allowing for some breaks) from start to finish for J.R.R. Tolkien to write The Lord of the Rings.

>busy

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They started cutting and ruining by S02. They'd plenty of material with Dorne and the Iron Born and they fucked that, too.

Season two removed that convoluted Reek-Theon-Ramsay storyline and Stannis' second shadow baby. It also didn't have Pyat Pree hop around and mumble like a retard, before attacking Dany with a knife.

I don't know if I would have preferred to see that shit or not. The guy the second shadow baby killed was pretty funny.

You know shit is bad when Dany is actually one of the better characters on this shit show.

So now Theon has been officially confirmed by Bran to be one of the 20 good men. Who are the rest?

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>weapons cut through armor no problem
Why do people even continue to wear armor it doesn't do anything

i was talking about my digits

Think I'm getting a headache just looking at screenshots of this episode

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Yes it is. Word for word. He's a fookin' legend!

feel like shit just want her back

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>They started cutting and ruining by S02. They'd plenty of material with Dorne and the Iron Born and they fucked that, too.

Ok realistically if they followed the books 90-95% how many seasons would it take to complete all the book material?

Better than GoT after season 1.

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How can Arya possibly hope to teleport behind the brap Queen?

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>busy

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If they were hired to adapt, why didn't they stop after Jon died? And why did they add OC scenes?

The original plan was to roll him like a bowling ball into the undead

only thing for me is, look at how they treated stannis from season 2 for example. he acts barely anything like his book counterpart, has next to none of his great quotes and 90% of his great deeds and dutyposting is omitted entirely, downplayed or substituted with character assassination. even when they had the material they were fucking useless at adapting.

Why didnt the Knight King just grab the dager while it was falling? He's shown himself to have super human reflexes

Ser David Goodmen of Goodmen's Keep

the gameofthrones sub is basically a place where idiotic fans go to jerk off over how amazing every single episode is. Any criticism of the show gets shut down, and they've long since chased anyone bringing up things like "plot", "dialogue", and "character development" out of that sub and into others like the asoiaf sub
>inb4 you go to that site, you have to go back, he browses that site, etc.
Suck my dick.

this. this isn't being discussed enough.

Tolkien also invented at least two languages while doing that. Gurm has been at it for 21 years, no end in sight.

body double

SHAME
*ding*
*ding*

>STOP!!! I'LL TAKE THE BLAC-

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Episode three killed all stakes instantly. Nothing matters anymore. This show is gonna have the worst ending.

He was a waste of screen time. He was just looking to stroke his dick out there until reality hit him.

I almost feel bad for her
the only character who got more cucked by this was Jon

kekked hard

>As Faulkner says, all of us have the capacity in us for great good and for great evil, for love but also for hate. I wanted to write those kinds of complex character in a fantasy, and not just have all the good people get together to fight the bad guy.

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just ordered the books, hopefully by the time i'm done with them, the others will come out

I'm not expecting for them to do 100%, but they had material and decided to write fanfic and rush things for no reason.

What makes me mad is that he insisted on fighting, then just cried. I’m fine with him being in the front lines if he wants but goddamn actually do shit dude

Because only women know about the knife drop technique.

>>It would thus be more accurate to suggest that it took about 17 years (allowing for some breaks) from start to finish for J.R.R. Tolkien to write The Lord of the Rings.
Meanwhile, GRRM started his books in 1996 and is still at least two books away from the ending. Well done you fat ugly cracker.

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>mfw not only does Nymeria show up again, but she instantly rebonds with Arya and gets better CGI than Ghost

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Jesus, when even just one line from LOTR completely btfo of this faggot show you know that GRRM was a hack.

Tolkien for king.

>How did you sneak up on me?
B R A V O
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It was supposed to be the longest night. Look what you ruined.

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Reminder that Jon didn't deserve to kill the Night King, he's a TARG and the task of battling Winter was ever the job of the STARKS.

Who /expectations subverted/ here?

Lol, contrarianism at it best. Its not better than even season 8.

>They think The Knight King lost
fools

Reposting:

But the show only shows us Cersei’s-bitch Jaime. WE NEEDED PECK AND PIA! Serving the rapist’s head could’ve been ez women empowerment bullshit.
Also it’s not just that Pia gets raped ( she’s put into the stocks and just left naked for free use which is so hot) Pia climbs into jaime’s bed before all that happens and Jaime turns her down because he only loves Cersei but then all of feast for crows happens and Jaime regrets not giving her one night of good dicking

If this was still Game of Thrones and not fanfiction, this would have been the part where the characters were absolutely fucked and could no longer avoid death.

This one made me kek the most yet

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The. Dothraki. Didn't. Even. Have. Dragonglass. Weapons.

Jon said that the caves on Dragonstone had all the dragonglass they would ever need, and nobody thought to give the Dothraki dragonglass weapons.

GRRM might be a lazy, fat fuck, but there is no excuse for D&D's intentional hack bullshit. If you asked 1 million fans if the Dothraki would have dragonglass weapons, 999,999 would say, "Of course, they would!" The one who didn't would be an actual blind retard.

if you look in the 4plebs Yea Forums archive and search for my common phrases you will see that I've been POSTING ABOUT THIS SINCE 2017

my predictions are coming to fruition. Why else would they have someone like Arya "subvert expectations" by killing off the threat of the White Walkers with THREE MORE EPISODES to go????

Euron will be the FINAL VICTOR in the end. I'm going to have to amend some of my previous posts about him being "fire" to the "ice" that the white walkers represent. Dany and her dragons are the "fire" while Euron (and krakens?) are the WATER that extinguishes it!!

Euron will pull a coup on Cersei. I'm guessing he might enlist the aid of Qyburn who is, uh, misogynistic against Cersei because he is presumably an old straight white male. We are going to have another forced sympathy scene for Cersei. Maybe Euron has a dragonbinder horn but needs Qyburn to help decrypt how to use it? Maybe Qyburn figures out that you need noble blood from TWO separate close family members, and because Yara escaped, Euron decides to give the casual audience another SHOCKING BREAK THE INTERNET MOMENT by revealing to Cersei that he'll use the horn to get Dany's dragons, and when she chides him for letting his niece escape, Euron and Qyburn will then restrain Cersei, perform a C-section or abortion as Cersei begs Euron not to kill "his son" while Euron jokingly reveals that he knows "it's not my son, it's your nephew" and the final moment of the episode is seeing the life come out of Cersei's eyes while Euron uses the blood from her and her nephew to activate Dragonbinder, which then cuts to both Drogon's and Rhaegal's eyes changing, making them desert Kelly C and Jon to join Euron

something like that will happen. fucking BANK ON IT

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>It was supposed to be the longest night.
But it was the longest night. It lasted at least 12 hours.

>Nymeria didn't show up during the battle and wreck shit with her wolf pack

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Tolkien fought in world war fucking one. He saw fucking passchendaele. He knew the horrors of war. What wars if any did Martin fight in? Wars are about comradeship, character, valor, nation, culture, family, values.

> Jon doesn't have Stark blood

>Jon is literally the same amount of stark as he is targ
>raised as 100% stark
>what did user mean by this?

AFTER SEASON 8 EPISODE 3, ARYA KILLS THE NIGHT KING BY ASSASSINATING HIM FROM BEHIND

Reminder that in the last episode, Arya will attempt to assassinate Euron but will get thwarted by Jaqen, who Euron hired around the same time he hired the Golden Company

EURON WILL MAKE A TRUMP REFERENCE QUIP

D&D will want to rile the audience up for 2020, basically communicating "Orange Man won in your beloved fantasy. It is your duty to actually win in reality"

REMINDER THAT GRRM HIMSELF IS ASSHURT ABOUT TRUMP, no matter how you feel about 'zion don' THIS MAKES SENSE FOR THEM TO DO IN CURRENT YEAR+4

fucking BANK ON IT

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>How did you survive a knife through the heart?
Night King confirmed alive

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DUDE WE GET IT NKW ATOP POSTING WE ALL THINK YOU ARE AO INSIGHTFUL AND SPOT ON NOW STFU

>What wars if any did Martin fight in?
He's a veteran of the War of 3 Burger Kings. Fought valiantly for BK, Mcdonald's, and Wendy's, it nearly cost him his life and to this day he can't see his own penis.

What are they going to do with the dagger that started the war of the five kings and killed the night king?

Nothing

Tell me, /got/.

Who gets to kill him?

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Battle of the Golden Company and Last Stand of King's Landing
Jon will lead the army in the fight against the Golden Company. Cersei will be left at the Red Keep awaiting news of the battle. Either she has Denarys killed with assassins, or not. Denarys probably survives to be Queen, and fights at the battle with her dragons. Brienne and Davos will probably die in this battle, Gendry will play a pivitol role with this battle as a callback to his father, Robert. Euron will fight Yara, kill her, and be slain by one of the main characters, probably Gendry since Theon is dead.

Cersei will no army will go mad and torch the city. Arya and the Hound will fight the Mountain and kill him, I'm guessing Arya is killed and the Hound finishes his brother off. Jaime kills Cersei and dies sitting on the iron throne as the Red Keep burns. The Hound will choose to stay with Arya and die in the fire thus overcoming his fear of the flame.

Jon stands outside the city addressing the surviving main characters and his army and also the common folk who have escaped the burning city. He tells them that a new era has dawned of peace and that he will need their help to rebuild the world. After the flames die out, Danarys and Jon will wander the Red Keep's burned main hall as a throwback to the House of the Undying. Seeing Ser Jaime's charred remains on the throne, Jon will take off his cloak and wrap it around him and Denarys will take off her crown and put it on his head, the King with the Golden Hand.

Fastforward to the epilogue showing different areas as life returns to Westeros. The cities are alive, bards are singing tales of the Heroes of the Dawn, Tyrion now married again to Sansa is helping to rebuild Winterfell. Davos if he survives is serving as the Hand of the King. Beyond the wall there's a shot of the Land of Always Winter similar to season 2. The new Night King puts on his crown and picks up a sword. Cut to black.

And who are you?

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>War of 3 Burger Kings.

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

My man inspected ALL the strange in harenhal

>confirmed to be one the people behind Stannis demise
wtf I hate Theon now

I say to normies other reasons, but that's why I stopped watching the show. I loved book Stannis to much to see him degraded like that.

youtube.com/watch?v=J18BUtJbzuc
These guys?

>Who gets to kill him?

BASED Arya after making short work of Cersei and her army

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They're not going to bury him in the crypts are they bros?

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Varys

Give links to where you made the right predictions you fuck. I'm not going to search for your garbage.

He will never be mentioned again

>Beric dies because Arya decided to flip on her damsel in distress twitch for precisely 10 seconds
>Jorah dies because he had to escort quest Dany and two zombies walked up to her
>In both cases the zombies just lazily stabbed them through their armor
Meanwhile...
>Jamie and Brienne are pushed up against a wall by a horde of zombies for 5 minutes
>Sam is literally WRITHING IN A BALL PIT OF ZOMBIES
>Everyone in the crypt is trapped in a way worse situation than the library where even MASTER STEALTH ASSASSIN ARYA was having trouble
>They're all fine at the end

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lol they're burning his body in a mass pyre.

Didn't he say "sow" not "soak"?

That would be kino.

Based

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Those girls weren't lying, you did have a long spear !

So what will Arya's title be?
Nightsbane?
Nightslayer?
Dawnbringer?

>Implying

Arya 360 noscopes cersei and euron at the same time with one knife

The Dothraki was right all along

I like their new writing style of answering every legitimate criticism of the show with a non sequitur one liner that apparently settles the matter. Like that bit where Sansa is pointing out that she can barely feed the north, let alone Dany's army or her dragons, and asks what dragons eat and the answer is "whatever they want" and that apparently settles the matter.
Can't fucking wait for the finale.
>Gee Arya, how'd you manage to raise a dragon from the dead and burn Cersei alive before crowning yourself queen?
>Valar Morghulis
>END CREDITS

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Yara so she can get her name up on the 'patriarchies smashed' leaderboard.

Oh fuck I dunno, I don't speak Bong. I just saved the .webm.

So how will they wrap the Bran storyline and the overall mythology? I still want to believe that this will be the major twist, it should be, not the retardeness from leaks about Jon vs Dany as mad queen.

>ShowRon is a shitty and pale imitation of his counterpart.

BECAUSE IT WOULD BE ALL THE MORE SURPRISING, IN A D&D FASHION, FOR HIM TO BE THE VICTOR

If they hyped him up, it would take away from the surprise. THAT IS EXACTLY WHY they haven't portrayed him as the ominous "next step in evil above Ramsay" threat he is in the books. HOWEVER PILOU ASBAEK HIMSELF HYPED HIMSELF AS SUCH, but then later "claimed" he was just joking


WHAT EVERYONE NEEDS TO KEEP IN MIND IS THAT D&D WERE PRIMARILY ATTRACTED TO ADAPTING ASOIAF BECAUSE OF THE RED WEDDING

They are nihilistic edgelords at heart, not Danyfags or Jonfags.

If they truly cared that much about show backlash, they would have never let Sansa get raped. They would have never let Rickon and the Tyrells die. If they were such Danyfags they would never have had her execute the Tarlys.

THEY GET OFF ON SHOCKING THE AUDIENCE WHICH IS WHY THE FOCUS HAS BARELY BEEN ON EURON AND WHY THEY HAVE BUILT UP JON AND DANY AND TYRION AS GENERIC PROTAGONISTS

There is one last thing you have to keep in mind, and it is the fact that EURON FUNCTIONS AS META-COMMENTARY ON HOW RIDICULOUS THINGS HAVE GOTTEN IN TERMS OF WRITING. Having him kill all the 'good' characters off would be a poetic way to end the show, because in a somewhat subtle way IT WOULD FIT THE PATTERNS THE SHOW STARTED SETTING WHEN IT WENT DOWNHILL IN SEASON 5

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Karl Tanner would have solo'd the Night King without having to sneak around

Theon since it’ll finish his character ar-

Ok, I guess yara since it’ll be closure for her character arc.

But wait... that makes sense...

Bronn kills euron if he doesn’t go through with killing Jaime/Tyrion but if he does then I bet Sam kills euron

So is the blue dragonfire hot or cold?

this next episode looks like more walking and talking like episode 1, unless there is a timeskip of about 2 weeks I don't think anything is happening.

Also first for radmure

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ffs why did villains used to be so based

PEW PEW

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but that Question from Sansa was retarded, she is retarded overall. Great war was literally in few days, after the great war they wont have problem with feeding, most of the army died.

Blue fire is hotter

Sansa will be pissed dany's monster caused more damage than help the battle.

What are some throw-away dialogue from Season 2 and 3 that will justify some made up prophecy?

Nothing will happen, that'll bee the tweest. Cersi will remain on the throne

REMINDER THAT GRRM'S ENDING IS SUPPOSED TO BE "BITTERSWEET"

Bittersweet in this case means that the threat of the Others has been vanquished and humanity lives on, but at the price of the fact that almost everyone we know is dead.

The only surviving POV characters are Sam and Sansa, who is married to the sadistic tyrant Euron, who attacked Jon and Dany after their forces were depleted vanquishing the Others.

REMINDER THAT BECAUSE OF TRUMP'S VICTORY AND BECAUSE SHOWEURON IS SET UP TO BE SIMILAR TO TRUMP, D&D WILL SET THE STAGE FOR A BITTERSWEET ENDING WHERE EURON MAKES WESTEROS GREAT AGAIN, FOR THE SAKE OF MAKING THE SHOW MORE "RELEVANT TO REALITY" LIKE THEY DO WITH SJW FEMINIST BULLSHIT

For the books, GRRM is also probably writing in Drumpf references because of how bitter his Hillary supporting ass is. Euron will certainly be the new main human villain.

BANK ON IT. YOU CAN COUNT ON D&D TO GO FULL EDGELORD WHENEVER POSSIBLE TO PISS OFF AS MANY FANS AS POSSIBLE

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I can't believed HBO cancelled Rome for this shit

I feel bad for people still making excuses for this shitshow

Will you all apologize to D&D if the NK dying was all just a ruse and the Great War is still ongoing?

karl tanner could piss in any gutter and self 5 of the night king

All men must die.

Melly Sanders said that her and Arya *will* meet again. I don't think it was on most people's radar but I was waiting for that since that episode aired in Season 2 I think it was. I was going to bring it up as total bullshit if they never met again but I guess the showrunners get some things right.

>"let's make no plans because everyone will die!"
>same user about other shit: "but why didn't they thought of x consequence and planned for it??? So dummy!"

If it was done well which it wouldn't be. It would probably end up worse than what we already got if they tried that.

>Like that bit where Sansa is pointing out that she can barely feed the north, let alone Dany's army or her dragons, and asks what dragons eat and the answer is "whatever they want" and that apparently settles the matter.
Why was this shit even brought up? Not only did it cause a shitstorm of finger pointing about who is the blame for not having enough food, it didn't even matter anyway because the audience knows the army of the dead were going to come and kill everybody anyway? D&D shouldn't have pretended like they cared about logistics in anyway.

Good. More women just for me.

it was stupid question, muh feeding, who cares about feeding when they will be dead in few days or the best case scenario win and lose most of the army.

No, I'm still hopeful it really was a ruse and the NK didn't die at all. I'm hoping he shows up in the next few episodes and fucks more shit up.

Did anyone even die in this scene? I thought all of the cast who managed to end up on their individual 10ft high pile of bodies got nuked but apparently the only damage was parts of the roof and Jon's lungs from screaming at it

Bonerkiller

>melly says valar morghulis to Grey Worm after lighting all the dothraki swords, knowing they would all die
What a BITCH

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GRRM means bittersweet in a LotR fashion. If Night King was Sauron then Euron is Sharkey/Saruman. GRRM even specifically mentioned The Scouring of the Shire as an inspiration for his ending

nth for Stannis

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It's my headcanon that Dany's dragonfire left the NK's armor brittle and we just didn't see Theon's spear breaking open that tiny opening on the front of said armor.
Also that Jon distracting the dragon was of vital importance and that Bran was warging into all the Walkers to keep them from stopping Arya at the last moment.
I REFUSE TO LET THAT GOBLIN TAKE ALL THE CREDIT, IT WAS A TEAM EFFORT GODDAMMIT.
A TEAM. EFFORT.

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Could Theon with a dick have defeated the Night King?

After she Faceless sage mode and uses her bankai to defeats the 7 leaders of the Golden Company who are all more powerful then the Night King and can scare a dragon by looking at it afterwards she sits on the Iron Throne and becomes the Hokage.

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That would be fucking retarded. What they needed to do was end this last episode on a huge loss and then win in the next episode.

Cope. Literally.

Because that's one of the things you have to account as a leader.

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lol living in sunspear might be the best thing ever right now. Literally untouched the entire show

>the king who cared
>the king at the wall

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>Dies to a 100lbs girl

Them meeting again sure, but the "blue eyes" part just feels like a convenient bullshit excuse for them to justify Arya killing the NK.

That's retarded too. Both of you are retards. Best ending is Bran being touched by the NK makes him the next one or the 3ER is actually set on destroying humanity and he brings winter south

Who's going to defeat him?

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Arya of course. DUH!

If fans hate the ending written by the hackfrauds, doesn't that mean that it will motivate GRM to finish the books and deliver a good ending

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Oh yeah, I agree it would be retarded, but still some sort of twist. The battle we got made the whole "imminent extermination of all mankind" threat seem like nothing at all. Agree with you on what they should have done though. A nice big cliffhanger would keep people talking and anxious with anticipation all week.

The whole battle reminded me of my first atttempt at playing Total War, even then I had the sense to put archers behind the spearmen.

>leader gets killed
>assassins get killed
>all of a sudden sunspear turns into a successful anarchy city state
Kino

>Looks away from the wights for ONE second to save Sam
>He gets stabbed in the back by one of them and dies
>Sam, Jaime, and Brienee get dogpiled by the undead and come out unscathed
How.

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Martin is such a fucking fat loser. If he doesn't want to finish the books he should get Brandon Sanderson to finish them. At least BS knows how to intertwine plots correctly.

>implying anyone at Burlington bar was gonna vote trump anyways

>Bran was warging into all the Walkers to keep them from stopping Arya at the last moment.

That'd have been great. Show us that Bran tried to gain control, that the NK was distracted with this. Anything than just sitting there as just bait.

The battle of little debbie's
Attack on Golden corral
First battle of McDonalds run
Battles of Arbies and Culver's

lmao

WHY DIDN'T THEY SEND IN THE DRAGONS FIRST???

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CLEGANEBOWL

Plot armor

Purely from audio visual, aesthetical and atmosphere stand point, this was the best episode in the series. It was comfy intense horror nicely paced and shot. Cant wait for Blu Ray, because the best quality rip right now is around 6800 bitrate, with the aesthethic they were going, its just not enough, still didnt have problem seeing, but some scenes had artifacts and were lower quality.

Underappreciated

THE NIGHT KING IS BRAN

IT HAS TO BE, IT CANT END LIKE THIS

Someone had to die. So they picked the characters with done or abandoned plot lines.

He thought wearing plot armor was for fucking pussies so he left it in the castle to fight like a man.

Why did the dragons even have to fucking land? After the trenches get lit, it's pretty fucking clear where the dead are. Just burn everything on the opposite side. This "battle" could've been easily won.

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>Bran is seen warging into the past/future, something disturbs him and for the first time he loses his preternatural
>Cut to Sam reading an old tome deep in the books, he gasps aloud and rushes to the surface
>"JON! JON I JUST READ ABOUT ANOTHER SECRET WEDDING, THIS ONE BETWEEN THE LORD COMMANDER OF THE NIGHT'S WATCH AND SOME 'GREAT OTHER'"
>Everyone is now shocked and looking worried, isn't it over yet?
>"But Sam... if the Night King was the Lord Commander, then who did he marry?"
>Cut to an aerial view of King's Landing, the camera slowly pans up to the Kingsroad and we see yet ANOTHER army of the dead on the march
>Camera then zooms in on a lone, FEMININE figure riding a horse at the head of the army, HER deathly face fixated on the city before her
>The Night Queen has come

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Kek

>3 Episodes left
>Stannis hasn't come back
>No Dark Star

That theory was always stupid

Yeah, it was too much for me. Brienne was wailing as a pile of weights tackled her to the ground. Unscathed. Sam is crying and giving up in the middle of the battle. He’s fine tho. They should’ve died, at least.

Its literally the only thing that can save this show at this point

>>The Night Queen has come
You joke, but it wouldn't fucking surprise me if this actually happened.

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Everyone knows that the Starks are all skinchangers and that they worship the dark gods of old. This 'army of the dead' is just an outrageous lie meant to cover for their crimes of skinchanging into wolves during that Frey wedding. Good on old Lord Walder to have put them beasts down, Seven rest his soul.

Martin did not serve. Unlike most however he did at least do clerical work for the government instead of military service.

the grieving continues

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Don't worry, guys. They'll get it right in the next series.

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How to salvage this shitshow:

>after the battle of Winterfell
>cersei hears of their victory, sends the GC with Euron (Bronn tags along) to finish them off
>although they are celebrating, Dany and Jon are divided on what to do next. Jon wants to stay and rule the north, with Dany by his side, but Dany still wants the throne
>without no councilors to oppose her other than tyrion (which she ignores), she gathers what remains of her forces and heads to KL
>GC are getting harrased by a band of tully loyalists, with Radmure at the head, keeps them from heading down south when they hear the news of Dany assaulting the city
>Battle ensues at KL, very close fight as the GC are in the riverlands and there is not many men defending KL
- Cleganebowl in chaotic city, with arya sneaking through the choas, working her way up the red keep
>Jamie desperately trying to Convince Cersei to flee while she still can
>Cersei smirks, as she has wildfire all around the city, Jamie gets PTSD and trys to kill Cersei to stop the order from being given
>Arya gets to the throne room
>Just then the city blows up
>Dany +dragons, Arya, Jamie, Cersei, Mountain, Hound + more die Euron heads back, returns to the ruins of KL, finds Dany and executes her (if injured)
>Euron and GC return to KL
>Euron declares himself king
>As he has no support, claim or even a throne to sit on the nobles declare their independence, reverts back to the state of thinks before Aegon the Conquer
>ends on a bittersweet note as although the night king is stopped, the kingdoms will never be in peace again due to collapse of the Iron Throne

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Night King is dead. But they have chance reedeming that storyline writing around Bran after they wrap the Kings Landing storyline. But knowing D&D, they will focus on artifical and forced Jon vs Dany drama after they kill Cersei.

Why is Bran just autisticly looking at Arya after she kills The Night King? its almost like he isnt happy she did it

Because the show is a joke.

Dont forget
>Jon falling off a dragon unhurt
>Jon being surrounded by undead and living
>Dany being attacked by multiple undead and living

Its like capeshit at this point.

What do guys think happens with Jaime? Does he just stick with his new friends that he made or back to licking cersei’s Pussy again?

She will always be the Lady of our Hearts

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The who? This is game of thrones queen! Not some silly dilly Fantasy!!!

Don't quit your day job.

>Purely from audio visual, aesthetical and atmosphere stand point, this was the best episode in the series.

Not even close.The only thing i would say was good was the the soundtrack, the episode before this one had better visuals, better lightning, better editing.

Honestly everyone praises this technical stuff because they think the budget makes, but it was pretty bad.Just not Arya killing the NK bad.

>fuck
That made me laugh the most

It is known.

Spoiler

Everyone at the end of episode three is looking in shock at the crypts. Lyannas tomb is NOT broken open. She isn't buried there.

What wars have you fought in to say what wars are about

He had better stand in bronze above the shores of Pyke.

>the "blue eyes" part just feels like a convenient bullshit excuse for them to justify Arya killing the NK.
It is. Mel was referring to Arya's list of names. It referring to the NK makes no sense.

AZOR AHAI

aw shit ignore the bit after +more die, i fucked up

The slaughter at China buffet
Lol
Pure :,(

He's gonna get killed by Bronn

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>There is no word for thank you in Dothraki
What a retarded fucking culture

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He knows that one day she will have to kill him, her only remaining brother.
Time is a flat circle.

whats wmd #1?

Aragorn fell off a cliff and was fine. Chill.

How long are the 3 remaining episodes?

Weren’t there leaks of Jon Snow in chains? Who is to say euron doesn’t capture him and present him to Cersei? Dany would have to go to all to get him back as would the north, and him being a human shield means dany can’t just roast everything

Who actually cares about the throne? After fighting the literal living dead, the greatest threat to all humanity in 8000 years, everything else seems so trivial.

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D-Do you have any Children of the Forest gf?

You don't know what you are talking about, but thats fine, the amount aesthetic shots this episode has, no other battle episode is even close. Sorry for you that you cant see great cinematography when its right in front of your eyes. The natural lighting mostly from fire was fantastic artistic choice, giving this episode soul.

He wasn’t fine though? He woke up from a hallucination, and then it took everything he had to just hold on while his horse did all the work in running to helms deep

>mfw Jon suggested the Dothraki charge to rid the north of the 40k brown people brought there
based & redpilled

We have three episodes left bro

Seeing these two getting along always makes my day a little better.

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why couldn't these legit kino looking scenes be in-between a great show?

youtu.be/cGh3s0lPxCQ

was could have been.

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GRRM is the Gabe Newell of the literary world.

Wholesome :)
Yeah next episode could involve more surprise euron which would capture Jon.

This is why Arya had to kill the Night King. Throw a bone to the feminists so they can go all out with Euron in the ending.

Game of Thrones Plot Twist: The North votes to leave the Seven Kingdoms. This move is popularly referred to as Nexit. The remaining Starks and Targaryens need 10 more seasons to work out a deal.

>Who is to say euron doesn’t capture him and present him to Cersei
>Euron fucking somehow sneaks into Winterfell, finds Jon, kidnaps him and brings him back to King's Landing without anybody knowing
This is almost too retarded to not happen. Euron was so insane in a good way in the books, but now he's fucking retarded.

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Bastard bowl was the most kino battle ya dummy

Euron is the final winner
>Euron wins all of Cersei's wars in shocking twist of events, is the people's champion
>Qyburn is now conspiring against Cersei because she is a destructive force and secretly poisons her
>Cersei has a miscarriage because of this
>now unable to have an heir, Euron is furious and is the little brother prophesied to kill her, he kills her
>succession laws mean nothing and everybody is dead so Euron crowns himself and the surviving people in Westeros love him
>Euron marries Sansa is the remaining Stark in the North to end the civil war which she cannot win
what a tweest!

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It would've been soul if Arya didn't literally nothin personnel the night king

Sadly GOT isnt allowed to be kino anymore

>dragon fire doesn't even touch armor
>fag dag cuts right through it with a 6 inch thrust

I hate this show.

No like Jon is heading south to help dany and after some unexpected skirmish euron escapes with Jon.
Idk it is pretty dumb I just remember seeing pics or brief footage or something of Jon snow in chains

>Introducing a new bigger threat with 3 episodes left
Only D&D are big enough hacks to do it.

Based Maisie

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The tweest will be there is no tweest, all the good guys win and everyone gets a happy ending

I hope you are ready for the most generic ending of all time

>this will never happen

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>Sansa gets a finger in her hairy bum after all that time being tied up and forced to deepthroat Ramsey while he shoved plugs into her bum
God this series gets me so fucking hard

The Burlington Hambeasts of Windy Niggerton are building an army of feminazis. As we speak they are riding fast toward D&D to make this actually happen

who else here believes thst D&D could have screwed up the episode even more? Remember that these are the guys who gave us blind ninja Arya and the Sand Snakes

>Dorthaki, you will be known henceforth as Operation Human Shield
>Northmen, you will be called Operation Get Behind the Darkies

user I'm also pulling for a last minute villain subversion via Euron.

But you also need to know what D&D are making this show.

you're telling me bear loli is SIXTEEN years old? wtf I thought she was like 12 max

This is what an American sixteen year old looks like

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>try to make a picture with a transparent background
>save it as a .jpg

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>Sansa marries yet another physically abusive man in exchange for political power
Pottery.

>episode 6
>Bran is warging into the past as a last resort, after world collapses into fire having the ice of the world leave.
>In there he finds out the time is a circle, and that all the lives they lived they lived before and will again, in different bodies and different names.
>some will keep the same names, like Bran
>Bran always tried keeping the peace or learning more of the world
>he sailed the sunset sea
>he divided the world in two to stop the inevitable
>now he learns
>that no one is ever really gone...
>the REAL episode 7 comes immediately starts after
>no Rey, no Finn, no Snoke or dumb bullshit
>the ultimate subversion
>directed by Rian Johnson

The collapse of the Seven Kingdoms is sealed when the Yellow Cloaks movement in the Reach overthrows their ruler and forces a hard Rexit.

Wait bear loli's actress is 16? Damn she's gonna be a midget chestlet.

If Qyburn jew everyone and take the iron throne i forgive D&D

>The finale is going to be shit
I might cry

Meaning?

Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why I'M FUCKING SEEEEEEEEEEEETHINGGGGGG

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The color of the flame doesn't matter. Balerion was said to breathe black flames even though these don't really exist in real life.

It has to be a black woman, so Missandi will suddenly have sword power like Dany and kill him

feel like shit just want them back

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very nice

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Boy it would sure subvert expectations if the cleganebowl doesn't happen.

but dabid foreshadowed this with the "your cunt is your most powerful weapon" line from Cersei to Sansa and now Sansa uses her cunt to defeat Cersei

P O E T I C

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GRRM said it would take 13 seasons

Soul.

They never even mentioned what happened there or who's commanding Dorne's army or anything.

Can you not.

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>Sansa smothers Cersei to death by sitting on her face
PLEASE

>Survives 100000000000ft fall
>Survives dragonfire
>Dies to a 100lbs 14 year old
Bravo

>but thats fine, the amount aesthetic shots this episode has

Every "aesthetic shot" is plagiarized, the fire fading away in the darkness has been done by better directors in scenes that made more sense(both logically and thematically).

The loot train had better visuals, way better editing and you could actually see clearly.
youtube.com/watch?v=2i_P4cFP0V4.

And the loot train is a who cares episode that has no purpose, specially considering how there is no weight to logistics in the series after Season 3 or so, no one cares about food, or other resources.

Night King is growing inside of bran right now thanks to that mark

I can't see anything.

The writers are doing a pretty good job of it already.

>Wars are about comradeship, character, valor, nation, culture, family, values.
that's certainly how they try to sell them to the guys that have to fight the wars, however I think this romanticized view of war would give way with a bit of scrutiny.

I think the night king smugged because he was genuinely curious about if dragonfire would kill him as well. It had nothing to do with his opponent; it was like Vegeta being arrogant after he btfo’s 19

Dragon

Arya kills bran confirmed

>*Arya teleports behind the mountain and kills him with a dagger trick*

What? You didn't like that? Fuck you incel you just hate strong women!

I've a spoiler for you, I don't know if it has been leaked before but

Missandei is captured and killed by the Mountain.

I believe this

> it happens offscreen

Lmao that would mean Varys is also captured since they wouldn’t ever separate.

if he doesn't rape her ill be mad

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THIS I NEED MASTURBATION FUEL I NEED GAME OF THRONES DEPOSITS IN MY SPANK BANK

>LMAO this stupid bitch really just gave me a dragon? I never would've been able to cross the wall without it
>Alright, now time to kill the 3 eyed raven
>This is probably gonna be hard, they still have 2 dragons and thousands of men
>wtf they just sent out their Dothraki riders like that? There's no way its this easy
>Holy shit it's actually this easy. they're literally giving me the throne
>Alright, surely the 3 eyed raven is heavily guarded by some strong warriors no doubt
>It's just some boy without a penis
>mfw it was actually this easy

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He'll fight to take down Cersei but not kill her or their child. He'll ask for a promise that no harm will come to her

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AND THEN YOU GET DESTROYED BY #feministicon ARYA
BLESS ARYA, SMASH PATRIARCHY

> aesthetic shots
> cinematography

hehhee hehehhe hehe heh HAH HH RH HAH SHHA HA HAHEHAHEHAAH A HAHA HHEHA AH HAH AHA HAH HA hAHHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAhAH

how does it feel to be the lowest denominator? Pretty great I presume. Every major blockbuster caters to you. You get to enjoy endless entertainment. next go see the Marvel movies. then the Star wars movies. then the Pikachu movie. then Aladdin. and Dumbo. and whatever the fuck they are pumping out for your brainless "people" to consume next. it really must feel nice to be so average as to have all that entertainment available. and to like it. and to be proud of it. the twenty first century was a mistake.

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Wait im just rewatching the episode and Jurah is part of the Dathroki charge at the start of the episode, how the fuck did he survive till the end????????

>when you're made to be so powerful you have to be killed in the most retarded way because subversion

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>MUH SHOTS
lmao people like this make me sick

it was planned by dany to get rid of all the brownies

They show he coming back. Ghost also survived.

the Azor Jaime greentext was always a terrible fanfiction meme.

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But literally how didnt he die

next

next

next

next

next

next

kino also

/got/

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Am I the only one who thinks that everything following this scene is absolute nonsense?
oh well at least Ghost made it.

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>he isn't aware of Dany's grand strategy
vocaroo.com/i/s1h9cwfFGOGY

>we will never have this
>not even close to the version we got

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>it wasn't that easy