Why does nu-sabrina upset Yea Forums so much?

yes?

have

sex

This. So tired of lefty programming having "hail satan" "satan is daddy" bullshit like its funny or ironic.

These are the same people that are offended by Donald Trump and every white man is literally Hitler.

Everytime i hear a Millenial, a lefty or some SJW talk about how much they love satan, 'hail satan lol!" or wear satan themed bullshit, I want to ask them:
>"When was the last time you went to a childrens hospital to watch the kids die slowly?" WHAT BRO, I THOUGHT YOU HAILED SATAN, HURR SATAN MAN HEY SATAN YAH 666 SATAN IS DADDY

I am not upset op. Oh you must mean the /pol/ tourists

i only watched S1 but is the trans friend a boy or girl irl

Who killed more inocents in the bible? God or Satan? Yet people praise God

Because Sally is an absolute cunt to Don in the later seasons.

>>"When was the last time you went to a childrens hospital to watch the kids die slowly?" WHAT BRO, I THOUGHT YOU HAILED SATAN, HURR SATAN MAN HEY SATAN YAH 666 SATAN IS DADDY
lol nice

Fuck off, Satan

pretty sure it's a girl who transitions to a boy

everything upsets them.

ok thank god cause i want to fuck her tight pussy

>implying that isn't what comprises 90% of Yea Forums these days

It's satanic.

It's not fundamentally a bad show, but it's being slowly woke'd to death and there's no reason for it. A story about a teenage witch does not need to push subjects like radical trans activism, and unlike big franchises such Star Wars, there is no dedicated movement pressuring for those issues to be jammed into the plots.

This, I used to read Archie comics in the 80s, they were funny stuff, lighthearted and comical. Riverdale and tthis shit is just fucking stupid emo SJW shit.

>bible
>old testament
>jewish bible

That was literally Satan.

Whole reason there is A "New Testament" and virtually all of Catholocism and Christianity is based on it. The Jews worship Satan and their "god" was a wrathful, vengeful one. We "Christians" entered into the "new covenant" with God, a god of Infinite love and forgiveness, so much so it is incomprehensible to man.

This God does not send people to Hell, they send themselves.

satan isnt real, hitler was, this is like being triggered over a depiction of zeus

im not going to watch your show, unless there is a pussy eating scene with shipka

>A story about a teenage witch does not need to push subjects like radical trans activism

It didnt back in the day for the first run but today... let's face it, teens do talk about this crap. You can get mad all you want, but its relevant, no matter if they pick a leftist or right stance about it, its still relevant.

Satan doesn’t kill and God doesn’t kill innocent people

no scene where kiki spreads em

low IQ opinion unironically

who got more people damned to hell?
>inb4 God sent them there
Then they deserve it obviously. Even if you don't believe in God, the premise is he's wholly good and wholly just lmao

Yea Forums is bible camp now

Like they would ever pick a right stance lmao, it's about an agenda not trying to depict realistic teens. Have you listened to the dialogue in these CW shows? They don't talk like real people

What's wrong with Satan, bro?

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make a deal with him and find out.

>Satan doesn’t kill
Yes, he does, but he has to get God's permission, see the book of Job.

>and God doesn’t kill innocent people
True, we're all guilty deserving of death, but that's why we need Jesus so that we don't deserve death any longer.

Because the cat doesn't fucking talk.

>Yea Forums is a celebration of a predominantly jewish culture.

ftfy

those archie comics are shit, these archie comics are unironically comikino

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I'd say it's fundamentally bad. I think even if you stripped all the poltiics out of the general outline of the show is borderline bizzare. Sabrina can pretty much get out of any situation she enters into without really much of a problem. S2 improved the writing in some places, and in others it retained mediocrity.
The finale of S2 should be enough for everyone one to see how goofy it was. If you watched the last 5 nminutes and then the first 5 minutes and asked yourself what really changed, I'd say very little.

It's just kind of a bummer that it's both mediocrely episodic, and the over arching satan thing is kinda non threatening.

you, him and """people""" that watch nusabrina are all faggots for starters

They like fun witches and not the ones that remind them of (((them))). You know...those red sea pedestrians that like to eat white children.

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my dick is certainly upset with the lack of kiki in this thread

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Complete and utter horseshit, that garbage is just a poor man's Walking Dead. Fun for novelty-value and nothing more. Classic Archie is infinitely better, edgelord

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>teens do talk about this crap.
Some do, but most don't naturally choose to spend their spare time on that stuff. The biggest reason it's even a thing with teens is because adult activists are relentlessly evangelizing them. Shows don't push these subjects because teens are talking about them; rather teens are talking about them because the shows they watch and the celebs they follow are pushing them.

Most teens just want to have fun and fuck around. They're not looking for political sermons from either side.

Her cat doeshn't talk

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Probably incels hates women

Its on shitflix so its automatically shit

>white nationalist incels
>Yeah. I want my movies and shows to have only white men and women. And the women have to be slutty and be seen and not heard.
Go fuck yourselves, thank you very much. Because no girls will fuck you.

orange man good

God I would love to fuck her

Which one?

Because the new show is stupid mongrellized political bullshit with a sexualized young girl that can hold a candle to throw numnum that was MJH

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but thats rape

Bc she ugly and girl power

They could have a great plot, but no charm like old ones.

Are Transformers movies "good"? Yes, great action and special effects, but they don't resemble the silliness and comic nature of the TV series.

Kiernan. Perfection.

Whoa deep

And? Women like it a majority of the time if the guy is somewhat cute enough to be called attractive.

Daily reminder that there is only one Transformers movie.

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Seconded. Awesome soundtrack, too.

It's shit.

Satanists are such self-centered dick bags that's it mind-boggling.

>Hitler
>Real
Uhhh sure user

I want to fuck loli Shipka

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