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>Khaleesi, I'm about to die because of the wounds I garnered in my selfless defense of you
>Please Khaleesi, just listen. All I want is a taste of pussy just a taste. Khaleesi, please sit on my face so my nose is in your butthole and I can rest my tongue on your pusy.
>Khaleesi, wait, please one more thing. After 30 seconds spin around 180 degrees so I can do the same thing with the holes reversed.
>Khaleesi...

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Lads, I believe Ed Sheeran to be the strongest character in the Game of Thrones universe. Not even Arya, who by all means killed the biggest threat in the history of humanity, dared to challenge him. She merely sat down and submitted to Ed and his men.

The Azor Ahai prophecy states that The Prince That Was Promised will be born again "when the red star bleeds." It's no coincidence that Ed Sheeran is red headed. So what happens if he bleeds? Ed Sheeran is the Prince That Was Promised.

The full prophecy reads: "When the red star bleeds and the darkness gathers, Azor Ahai shall be born again amidst smoke and salt to wake dragons out of stone." Ed Sheeran said that he quit smoking after 10 years, effectively causing himself and his image (and his lungs) to be "born again" amidst smoke.

As if that wasn't enough, the Ed Sheeran song "Shirtsleeves" checks off the "born amidst salt" part, since the first line proclaims that "I can taste saltwater." As for waking dragons out of stone, if you have heard "Shape of You," then you know a jam like that could wake up even the grumpiest dragon and persuade it to the dance floor. Although in this case, the dance floor will be Ed Sheeran's character's army, which he will use to destroy the White Walkers and save Westeros.

With this in mind, it stands to reason that "When the red star bleeds and the darkness gathers, Azor Ahai shall be born again amidst smoke and salt to wake dragons out of stone," most likely means: "If Ed Sheeran gets cut, this former smoker who sang a song about salt will get the dragons to dance."

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FROM THE DUSTY MESA

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>He seems to be more in love with Sansa than Dany
The scene in the crypts where Sansa tells Tyrion that it would not have worked out between them, seems to exist just to upset shippers--not that I give two fucks about them.

can't wait for him to come back next episode lads

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Where the FUCK was undead Hodor?

>At the gates of the Godswood
>Brienne, fighting wights, loses Oathkeeper in the fire and get's saved by Jaime
>He then pulls the glowing red sword from the flames with his golden hand
>"No", Brienne says, knowing what he will do and not wanting to lose the second man she ever loved
>"You know what they call me?"
>She nods understandingly
>cue the music youtube.com/watch?v=bzfPmWvO2wo&t=305s
>Azor Ahai, dual wielding Oathkeeper and Widow's Wail, charges towards the Night King, killing everything in his way
>KINGSLAYER

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> It was the literally start of everything
It wasn't. The start of the battle for the throne was Bran being thrown out of the window. While the opening of the first episode is about the white walkers, what gets the most screen time is the fight for the iron throne. White walkers are pretty much ignored until the end of season 5. The only real threat is their resistance to regular weapons and the fact that they control the dead (until they're killed with dragon stone or valyrian steel). I don't remember when exactly, but I think in season 7 humans find out that killing a white walkers immediately kills all the corpses they animated. Also in the first two episodes of season 8 they make weapons out of the 2 materials that kill WW, at that point most of their advantages are gone.
> And secondly what about Bran and the third eye raven story did that all mean nothing?
I don't remember how the three eyed raven was created, but that did not mean nothing. Bran was able to lure the NK to the tree where he was killed by Arya. Hadn't Bran become the three eyed raven that wouldn't have happened, so I don't think that plot line had little importance.
>What about Jon being bought back to life? All this had to be done to stop the spoiled rich bitch from the south.
There doesn't need to be some sort of deeper meaning to it, the witch liked him and made him come back to life, what's the big deal about it?
>Come'on! Just admit this is shit story telling with a fancy coat of paint on it.
I never said it was a good story. I was just telling people that they shouldn't be surprised about the NK being killed in the 3rd episode, because he wasn't that strong or intelligent to begin with

name one thing he did wrong

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