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Have you accepted in your hearts that JONSA is coming?

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Kit Harrington nudes leaked!!!

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assassinated a head of state and his mother

had too many children

He was mean to Harry Potter

>why doesn’t Yea Forums respect me?
>strong women can be final bosses too!
>I’m the best character in the show why aren’t people excited to see me fight daenerys and Jon??

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t. waldra

Caused the downfall of his house.

joon snoo

This entire series has been one long beat off of feminist bullshit. We're just seeing the themes D&D laid out in the very first seasons come to the surface. This show has taken ten years to say "The future is female"

So faggots, there have been discussions about the best actors.
Who do you think underperformed what could have been a major character. My picks
> Robb
> Ramsey
> Euron
> Dany

This will never be funny, fuck off.

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He was mean to the Tullys :(

Is he GRRMs version of a school shooter? Getting revenge on the bullies after years and years of calling him names because he didn't skip class like all the others and when they invited him to the big class reunion they just said: YIKES! HAHA YOU CAME LOLOLOLOLOL

His house was already at the bottom. He did the only sensible thing after being continously disrespected by the Starks. Side with their enemies.

>and she never wanted to leave
>never wanted to leave
>never wanted to leave
>never wanted to leave
>never wanted to leave
>never wanted to leave

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This is how Game of Thrones ends.

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she's very good at acting like a cunt, like jofffery
it's not those actors fault that scripts are complete trash

Checked and a hard truth indeed

Final Boss is Dany.

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he was pissed off more at the tullys than the starks, cat just happened to be a tully

why is sophie so ugly

we can assume that jon will also die before the show ends? r'hllors resurrected beric so he could do what he needed to do and then died immediatly after
he should also die like that

Better version

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He aimed big but lost. Now his house is stuffed pie.

The show is too femalepilled to make Dany the final boss.

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he exploded off screen

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I adore Stannis. He's a full metaphor of the decadence of our time. He represent the fight of contents over form. Everyone is obsessed with form and is ready to swallow a turd if presented well enough.
On the other side, we have Stannis. He is pure contents with absence of form. He doesn't care about diplomatics nor about what is socially convenient. He doesn't react if you die nor if you show up alive after he thought you had died. But he will stay true to his content, that today's society so much dislikes.
Coherence.
Loyalty.
Honesty.
He is filled with them, and for that a lot of people hate him. Because those things are repulsive to a commoner, it's impossible to process them. He likes to live with no rules, where everything he does and like is always legitimated.
But not for Stannis. Offended or not, he will do what is right. In pain or not, he will keep going. When he died in battle (maybe not) a part of me died with him. What remains of me would gladly join the rest if it could help a many worth even a fraction what Stannis is worth. The real pain is living with the fear that such a mean will never appear, or will be betrayed by the mindless masses.

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Too much booze, drugs and partying

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here's a frightening thought:
if the faceless men can take a little, untrained teenage girl and can turn her into a slightly overwight teenage superninja jin no time, what can they turn an actually talented young squire into?
why are there no armies of their assassins? why study any other martial art?

Am I the only one who wishes this series had never even been made if it was supposed to end so badly?

Mmmmh unshaven armpits.. manly...so emancipated..woke

Only because the screenwriters are hacks

Is Yara /our gal/?

>What's the big deal about being resurrected
Get the fuck out of this thread D&D

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you're being ironic, right?

But Joffrey gets killed, eventually.

>if the faceless men can take a little, untrained teenage girl and can turn her into a slightly overwight teenage superninja jin no time, what can they turn an actually talented young squire into?

My real question is why haven't the faceless men taken over the planet yet.

People have forgotten that this was the real moment when the show died.

final boss is qyburn

And that's a good thing

>implying
youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc

She hit the wall

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Why do so many people analyze Robb's downfall, but barely anybody talks about Walder Frey's? Who would like or trust the Freys after what he did?

Can we agree that the best moment of the last episode was the end to Theon's arc? I thought it was done particularly well. Then after he died everything went downhill.

Oh yeah

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She lost Jorah, she's unleashed and will be even more vicious when Jon sides with the Starks/North.

that's what i was alluding to, yes. everything else pales in comparison to their might. the 7 kingdoms are a joke, the night king is a joke. even dragons mean nothing.

High in the Halls of the posts that are gone
Janny would dance with his trolls
The self worth he has lost and hot pockets he has made
The posts that upset him the most

The healthy weight thats been gone for so very long
He couldn't remember his face
They spun him around on the damp blue board
Spun away all his money and days

And he always does it for free
Always does it for free
He always does it for free
Always does it for free

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>Can we agree that the best moment of the last episode was the end to Theon's arc?

Jorah's ending was better because I've been with him for 8 years now.

Beric died for NO REASON

Yes he threw his sword when he could have killed that wight

It wasn't that bad. It could have been done better, but it isn't that bad.

The beginning has a lot of technical quibbles since apparently not a single person working on this show has ever seen a medieval epic before. That's largely irrelevant to the success of the story they're telling as, ultimately, the dead don't fight like the living, and the overrun of Winterfell is a foregone conclusion.

The middle is fine enough. There's a lot of bizarre hero mashing as the redshirts all die, but not a big deal.

Things get a little...let's say..."rushed" when Dany saves Jon. I dig the tease of keeping Jon from directly confronting the Night King, but Dany landing to talk to him serves only to facilitate what happens to her and Jorah for the duration of the episode. Weak writing to get to an emotionally exploitative moment. Likewise, Arya's resolution of the situation comes across like a bad nut. We all knew it would happen; Melisandre straight up tells us it's coming, but the details of the scene evoke a reaction of "well, that happened." I think this is what reactionaries are too focused on. The editing could have been done better to juxtapose Arya's sneak attack with Theon's defeat so that they happen simultaneously rather than drawing it out in a rather cliche fashion.

Because she's a retarded villain sue that the writers keep wanking because they love the actress.

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the lannister would because he'd be no threat to their might

No, because he was dishonest, cruel, and pissed the entire North + riverlands with his actions.

I bet you use cherokee hair tampons and water births in kale stock

Azor Jaime
today and forever

arya will take over the seven kingdoms. gendry will be her sex slave.

the next great wars will be between Arya's kids.

You will not take that bobbyposter to /got/, do you understand?

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This would make the ending interesting.

>literally 3 hours left, meaning only two hours to some how make that happen
So retarded it will happen

Azor Arya

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The show died before than that. It started with "little" things like Talisa, Yara, Jaime killing his cousin...

TYWIN; GODS, WHAT A STUPID NAME.

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it's just shadows

post them all

Lmaoooo women who aren’t married with kids by 22 should just give up

what was the point of these scenes?

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Jaqen massacring all those Lannister soldiers in season two was funny, but it did make me wonder how this unstoppable killing machine hasn't taken over Westeros yet.

But Jaime was knighted by Ser Arthur Dayne in the battle against the Kingswood Brotherhood. He was simply named to the Kingsguard by Aerys at Harrenhal

Why do people say it had to be the same spot? All the other white walkers were dead and exploded when they were stabbed anywhere

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>implying anyone liked or trusted the Frey’s before

>He is pure contents with absence of form. He doesn't care about diplomatics nor about what is socially convenient.
so he's a retard, just like you? to completely put substance over style is pure ignorance. fanciful, wishful thinking.

The moment she burned father&son together just like daddy, her fate was sealed.

NK is so evil not even babies are safe.

>the arya scene

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Too much masturbation makes you go blind, user

He is a janny on Hogwarts

listen to the post show interview with D&D

Lmao i have this saved as well. Shit gets me every time fuck jannies they do it for feee what cucks
>to value the truth is retarded
Did your girlfriend say you’re allowed on the internet?

Honestly what the fuck does Dany's vision of the Iron Keep even mean now?

that isn't even where the NK got stabbed, she got him in like the stomach.

Blue eyes dude. Like foreshadowing and shit

The Freys are the third richest house in Westeros after the Lannisters and Tyrells.
They are portrayed as bums in the show but they have a monopoly over the trident which is why they are hated by the Tullys. The Freys should always have been the Wardens of the Riverlands

I can think of two ginger failures who did.

Could he have killed the Night King?

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If that spot was truly his weak spot, he would have had it covered. baka

that's fine with me

This

valuing the truth is fine. to neglect that there is a shallow side to life, has always been and always will be is idiotic, however.

Absolutely this. Also checked, digits don't lie.

imagine getting a boner on the red carpet after this

then come over and suck me off

Huh

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They should have lost ep 3. This should have been GoTs Wraithgate or infinity wars ending. Defeating the enemy you've hyped up for 8 years in the first battle is beyond retarded. It should have been a lost the battle not the war kind of story arc. Also way more main characters should have died. All the characters that did die should have died seasons ago besides maybe Dondarrion.

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>not realizing that Littlefinger gave Bran the dagger because he knew it would be used to end the long night
Do you even Game of Thrones?

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Except that was immediately after a battle and she was trying to gain a reputation, aerys dos it for the lulz knowing full well what would happen. Dany being evil is just fake tension caused by fake writing. Jon killing dany might have worked if it involves stopping the night king but i guarantee he actually will do it but just because she’s going to fight him over the throne. I wish we got to see her gang raped in all holes and
Mumbling with a cock in her mouth by the titan’s bastard and the second sons

I think there's a continuity error between the close-up and the far-away when the NK disintegrates.

It tells you how White Walkers are made. Are you a bit soft in the head?

/got/

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Oh man I’m starting a new GoT meme folder with all these old memes
Popping up again. They’ve got me laughing so hard

How did it all go so wrong?

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This. Breaking guest right to murder a noble family would have made them political pariahs, only kept in power by the Lannisters. Not a great outlook tbqh

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I adore Stannis. He's a full metaphor of the decadence of our time. He represent the fight of contents over form. Everyone is obsessed with form and is ready to swallow a turd if presented well enough.
>On the other side, we have Stannis. He is pure contents with absence of form. He doesn't care about diplomatics nor about what is socially convenient. He doesn't react if you die nor if you show up alive after he thought you had died. But he will stay true to his content, that today's society so much dislikes.
>Coherence.
>Loyalty.
>Honesty.
>He is filled with them, and for that a lot of people hate him. Because those things are repulsive to a commoner, it's impossible to process them. He likes to live with no rules, where everything he does and like is always legitimated.
>But not for Stannis. Offended or not, he will do what is right. In pain or not, he will keep going. When he died in battle (maybe not) a part of me died with him. What remains of me would gladly join the rest if it could help a many worth even a fraction what Stannis is worth. The real pain is living with the fear that such a mean will never appear, or will be betrayed by the mindless masses.
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>Wardens of the Riverlands
Lords of the Riverlands. There are four Wardens - one for each cardinal direction.

Benioff

So that whole thing of Mel resurrecting Jon because he was the chosen one that would end the Long Night was for nothing, right? He ended up doing nothing.

What's even the point of Jon's character right now?

>music slows down
>Bran and Night's King make eye contact
>keep it for a while, Bran looks away, then looks back into his eyes
>music gets intense again

I thought something else would happen here... I almost disregarded of the previous foreshadowing of Arya killing him as a red herring. Then the fucking goblina jumps in from nowhere...

user, you're alright. Don't post to /got/ tomorrow.

So if Bran flew a raven kamikaze with dragon glass taped onto it right into the night king the army of the dead would die?

Why was the amazon stream such SHIT. I signed up for that instead of HBO now solely based on the hearsay that it's better quality

What is even the point of the WWs if the NK had direct control of all the wights and put himself on the frontlines anyway?

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME

Am I supposed to like the ending to the last episode or not?

hes the reason all those people were there united to fight the army of the dead.

Did the dothraki who charged join the army of the dead?

Let's pretend Bran = NK in some way shape or form since the NK marked him
If so then:
>what was bran warging into during the battle
>if he controlled the events during the battle and the ending for NK, why did NK have to die at the weirwood tree and be uncreated?
just PRETEND, TRY and come up with some answers to make sense of this shitshow

manlet jokes.

So the catspaw didn't want to kill him?

"You were not supposed to be here. NO ONE is supposed to be here"

"It would be a MERCY"

FUCK
FUCK
FUCK

He was just Littlefinger's FedEx guy. He was supposed to deliver the dagger to Arya aka No One aka Mercy, but she didn't open her door so he wanted to leave the package with a neighbour

>Am I supposed to like the ending to the last episode or not?

No

He was brought back to life to distract Viserion long enough for Arya to jump through the portal.

Shit image based post

Anyone who says ep 3 was too dark is an actual retard.
Cinematography was top notch, probably the best in the series.
Too bad it was mostly ruined by horrible editing.

This shit has gotten just as bad as TWD

youtube.com/watch?v=SydsCR5s7XQ

Why didn't Ser Vardis drop his sword and catch it with his other hand, and then kill Bronn? He would have won if he did that.

Killing his love Daenerys when she wants to burn Westeros to defeat Cercei and take the throne to save lives.

Then he passes on the throne and Gendry becomes king and Arya queen once they inevitably defeat Cercei because this has turned into a cheesy Disney movie

At first (((they))) came for Barristan, and I did not speak out
because I was not a Barristanfag

Then (((they))) came for Stannis, and I did not speak out
because I was not a Stannisfag

Then (((they))) came for Baelish, and I did not speak out
because I was not a Littlefingerfag

Then (((they))) came for Jon and there was no one left to speak for us...

>Anyone who says ep 3 was too dark is an actual retard.
Fabian Wagner pls go

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no red letter media to help you out here, eh?

>Breaking guest right to murder a noble family would have made them political pariahs, only kept in power by the Lannisters.
I think Tywin would have dropped their asses the minute there was a sign of trouble or blowback.

Manlet jokes, cucking Dany from the throne and bang his crazy aunt.

Third richest? That would be the Hightowers. For sure the Freys are either the richest or second richest house of the Riverlands, and among the the more powerful lords of the Riverlands. Freys would basically be Dukes if GRRM used more titles than just lord and king. Not on the top, but far from being on the bottom as a house.

>what's the point of generals if the king can command all the other soldiers
I won't defend the Night King going to the front lines though. It was a typical TV scene for muh epic showdown and made no real sense whatsoever.

Me and my friend did the whole "and now i ends"-dialogue at a party last night except we exchanged words so it became "I looked for you on the dancefloor", "James has passed out puking on the bathroom floor, I thought you might've been with him", "James is a good man and true, but not of (name of our dorm), our stomachs don't give in so easily"

Cringe or based?

No I let this shitty board decide for me

>we didn’t get a peck in the show
>no peck and that one honestly sucks to be her girl fucking
>no squire for Jaime to become mentor figure towards
:(

Posting a superior show

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I think the whole point of killing their ego and discarding their identity is to prevent this kind of shit from happening.

I assume he was going into his past self to give arya the dagger, but I don't know why it showed him waring into the birds. If he knew arya would save him, then he knew exactly how it would all play out, why would he need to see what was happening by waring into the birds

Subvert Incel expectations

This battle, along with the battle with Stannis & the Bastards, the death toll outside Winterfell in under a year has got to be 30,000. How everyone doesn't die of the plague I don't know.

The guy goblina killed wasn't the Nk. Screencap it.

He's the reason they all died though, anyone else could have come up with a competent battle plan against the undead army, but not Jon, he was a literal retard.

Imagine what Tywin would have done... or any other competent general with battle experience.

why isn't the knight wearing a helmet

in that case you should go tell everyone, friends, family, coworkers, that you LOVED it, especially the clever dramaturgy

EURON ON AN OPEN SEA NED

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Because he fought with honour, DUH!

>what's the point of generals if the king can command all the other soldiers

The head of the state has political and economic affairs to attend to, the night king literally always commanded the armies.

I would have loved this series if the night king killed everyone and took the throne, roll credits.

The basedboys would be so fucking mad the bad guys won for once

What show?

Main characters never wear facial protection of any sort on television.

>Cringe or based?
24 carat faggotry

...and what was the point of the 200k fighters that lost anyway just for a mary sue goblin to end it all in 3 seconds?

This is Shippuden tier levels of writing, please go outside incels.

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>They cancelled Rome for this

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Uhhhhhhhhhhhh how did they know his name was the Night King again?

I believe it

bro stop questioning prophecy bro

>I think the whole point of killing their ego and discarding their identity is to prevent this kind of shit from happening.
Grey Worm shows that this shit doesn't really work. Well, in the show at least.

Bran knows everything except the future

Dany isn't evil, she's consumed by her desire for the iron throne. That scene wasn't there to show how different her reasons were, but how similar she is to Aerys. The wouldn't kneel, they wouldn't obey. She delights in scaring peasants with her dragons, she has no problem making sly threats to those that question her, she didn't went to the North to defend the land she demands bends to her, but for Jon. She's impulsive, aggressive and on a power trip.

I adore Stannis. He's a full metaphor of the decadence of our time. He represent the fight of contents over form. Everyone is obsessed with form and is ready to swallow a turd if presented well enough.
On the other side, we have Stannis. He is pure contents with absence of form. He doesn't care about diplomatics nor about what is socially convenient. He doesn't react if you die nor if you show up alive after he thought you had died. But he will stay true to his content, that today's society so much dislikes.
Coherence.
Loyalty.
Honesty.
He is filled with them, and for that a lot of people hate him. Because those things are repulsive to a commoner, it's impossible to process them. He likes to live with no rules, where everything he does and like is always legitimated.
But not for Stannis. Offended or not, he will do what is right. In pain or not, he will keep going. When he died in battle (maybe not) a part of me died with him. What remains of me would gladly join the rest if it could help a many worth even a fraction what Stannis is worth. The real pain is living with the fear that such a mean will never appear, or will be betrayed by the mindless masses.

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Keep going please

END THE SHOW BEFORE I PISS MESELF

Characters that should have died in ep 3
>Grey Worm
>Brienne
>Sansa (I like this one because it would force Arya to choose between letting house Stark die, or give up her edgy assassin ways to be the Lady of Winterfell)
>Sam
>Sandor
>Missandei
>Varys
>Tormund

Does GoT even make money off merch n sheeit?

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If Dany and Jon were so sure the Night's King was coming for Bran personally and killing him and him alone would make the rest of the undead burst into confetti then why bother setting up a defence at all?

Leave Bran in the Godswood and spring a trap when he shows up. If a little girl assassin school drop out could sneak past them all I'm sure anyone could.

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>Sandor
Fuck off. The rest can die

yes, but then the Night King will dodge the shit because it was not a strong wyman

>Characters that should have died in ep 3

Pretty much all of them from starvation and disease alone.

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based pasta
hes right, you know

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The NK still has to sit in his castle making more WW and shit while the WW goes and fucks shit up at the Fist and whatever else I assume. Basically he's got shit to do and sends his generals out to fuck random shit up. During the big battle, yeah he came along to command as well.

For me, it's the Hound

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Most of them should have died 3 seasons ago

Remember when Davos was a roman legionary? He also didn't like witches then too

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Shut up and turn your brain off

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I adore Stannis. He's a full metaphor of the decadence of our time. He represent the fight of contents over form. Everyone is obsessed with form and is ready to swallow a turd if presented well enough.
On the other side, we have Stannis. He is pure contents with absence of form. He doesn't care about diplomatics nor about what is socially convenient. He doesn't react if you die nor if you show up alive after he thought you had died. But he will stay true to his content, that today's society so much dislikes.
Coherence.
Loyalty.
Honesty.
He is filled with them, and for that a lot of people hate him. Because those things are repulsive to a commoner, it's impossible to process them. He likes to live with no rules, where everything he does and like is always legitimated.
But not for Stannis. Offended or not, he will do what is right. In pain or not, he will keep going. When he died in battle (maybe not) a part of me died with him. What remains of me would gladly join the rest if it could help a many worth even a fraction what Stannis is worth. The real pain is living with the fear that such a mean will never appear, or will be betrayed by the mindless masses.

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They wouldn't be dukes because the Tullys wouldn't have it.
You can't just give yourself titles if you are just a subordinate to another lord and above that a king.

The Tullys had it coming though. They always wanted that bridge and Walder was stupid enough to believe them to be friendly and liking him for once..there was no way this would have been truly profitable for the Freys. Once Roslin would have been Queen, named Stark, the rights to the twins would slowly have faded away towards the Tullys via marriages or preferred heirs.

Hoster Tully is one of the biggest catalysts for the downfall of the great houses because he lusted for power when he sensed a weakness in Aerys. His southern ambitions were his downfall.

So... do the Wights operate like the Flood from Halo and share a collective hivemind? Surely ONE of them saw Arya coming right?

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agreed on all but Sandor, especially like the reasoning on Sansa. Sandor has to live so we can have our Clegane showdown

Theres really no point to Missandei dying. Unless she plays a major role in creating a wedge between Jon and Dany she has plot armor until the end because her death wouldn't be impactful to the story

Do you think D&D got consulted by OG hack Damon Lindelof On how to end game of thrones without having to tie up all the loose ends

Tywin was losing battles to a teenage Robb and had to use a girl to seduce him and make him die.

OH NO NO NO NO

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>>Sansa (I like this one because it would force Arya to choose between letting house Stark die, or give up her edgy assassin ways to be the Lady of Winterfell)

So you like this because it turns Arya into Sansa?

I need that Japanese assasination edit with Arya and the Night king

The reality is this show should have ended with the humans continuing to fight each other and nothing gets done and the night king comes and kills everyone. he splits his forces up and sends them everywhere.

Decades pass and there are a few pockets of survivors left in isolated communities that have sealed themselves off from the white walkers like Milan during the plague.

That is how the series ends and possibly a new show beings.

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Elio and Linda buy all the merch HBO shits out.

>Implying individual reviews of shows matter when its the most popular show in the world and its in its final season

Its not The Walking Dead, HBO isn't about to cancel it mid season

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There may still be hope.

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let's pray

ayo finna we wuz praetorians n shit

Who are the inbreds who rated Episode 2 worse than Episode 1?

You'll never be paid to write stories

Fucking misogynist

Fun fact: while reading the books I always thought damphair was pronounced dam-fare and was just a weird iron born made up word. It wasn’t until I took Latin and learned the romans didn’t make the ph sound like f that I realized the water priest’s name is damp hair lmao

sweetie adults are trying to have a talk here, why don't you go to your room and read some of your great comics

Tywin had to leave the Riverlands because Stannis attacked King's Landing. second Cat chapter of ASOS. If Stannis hadn't attacked, Tywin would have crushed them.

Jorah isnt an incel loser, he was a chad, he fucked the most beautiful women in Westeros but that came at a price a price he tried to pay smuggling slave, which caused his disgrace and exile
if anything Jorah was a victim of his desires like you guys here addicted to porn, you are all Jorah, you must set yourself free and give your life for a higher cause

TWD doesn't have the global impact GoT does. It's huge and esteemed everywhere. For better or worse. FINISH THE BOOKS YOU HACK

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He's technically the leader of house Clegane now. If he doesn't die in the show, he should go back to his land and be a good Lord to that one shitty town that lives under Clegane's Keep

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>8 seasons and this is how it ends

my expectations have definitely been subverted, bravo dabid.

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Explain to me how that isn't the most logical ending as opposed to that asspull that was episode 3.

nah, it's fine if the undead lose. but it should leave only few survivors and those who survive should be dmaaged, physically and mentally

Agreed

Arya would still be Arya. It would be the ultimate choice for her to either be a Stark or be 'no one'

Take the comfort in your lied, Tywinfag. I won't judge.

>The Flood from Halo

Stop reminding me of infinitely better undead armies than White Walkers. Also kino moment in Halo 2

youtu.be/8-vdHpvoUJE

ep 2 was full of bad quips tobphwy desu

thingin bout honor

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Is that boat pulled from EverQuest assets?

>It would be the ultimate choice for her to either be a Stark or be 'no one'

What is stopping her from taking over westeros?

Lads should I rewatch it from episode 1? For the banter?

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and episode 1 wasnt?
at least 2 had some dialogue

Because stories aren't written to be logical, they're written to be entertaining.

between TLJ and this, is this a low point and the worst timeline for this board?

doesn't matter. 90%+ of normie viewers think episode 3 was the greatest episode of all time television, and the greatest episode of GoT.

They unironically believe this.

They actually believe that it was better than say, Hardhome, or the Winds of Winter, or The Mountain and the Viper, or The Rains of Castamere, or The Climb, or Baelor, or the Lion and the Rose, or The Door.

Haha that's epic man you have my updoot! :D

She wouldn't, she would've to hold her tongue, play the game and dance with the other lords. That and marry and procreate.
She's already a Stark, since she came back she's made her choice. You just want to combine her character arc with Sansa.

Robb was a fantastic warrior. More suited for a nomadic life style though, since he couldn't keep a single castle of his. Once he left, others took it.
The King who lost the North. Losing Winterfell, one of the most easily defensible castles in Westeros, to a small group of the lowest of the lowest ironborn. Classic.

>90%+ of normie viewers think episode 3 was the greatest episode of all time television, and the greatest episode of GoT.

Can confirm this, have a bookfag brother who said it was great.

say your buzzword

the also believe unironically that battle of the bastards was kino although it had retarded piles of corpses and an army ambushed by another army on their own turf

Ep 1 had even more quips though.

Literally no one thinks this. This is some shit you made up in your head because you hate women and saw some praise for Arya. If you actually read anything people wrote about episode 3 it was universally panned for being too dark and everyone that liked Arya killing the night king also complained she came out of nowhere

why the fuck would you bother when you know the trash ending
just makes all the build up empty air

it's always like that. wait a few weeks until the dust settles

In a perfect world there'd be no one left to play the game with

i love this scene so much for some reason

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Yeah, but stop at the end of season 4

Can unconfirm, have turbonormie friends that hated it and made literal Yea Forums tier arguments against it.

only if you stop after s4

>this one is machine and nerve, and has its mind concluded... this one is but flesh and faith, but is the more deluded
>kill me or release me, parasite, but do not waste my time with talk
Fuck Halo was so KINO, I hope they don't fuck up Infinite

lol

>He's the reason they all died though
D&D are the reason all those people died.

To think Jon would have sole say in the battle plans is absolutely retarded. There was Jaime, Yohn Royce, Tyrion, Theon, Grey Worm, Bran (for reconnaissance) and a million other people who would have had part in the planning.

Just because the heroes were fighting zombies doesn't mean that they would forget what the purposes of a trench, artillery, or calvary are. It's just bad writing.

It's either that or Arya also kills Cersei, because that's whats going to happen.

He won all his battles but lost the war. He still outdid Tywin on the field.

it hurts

>everyone's mad about Arya coming out of nowhere
It's kind of amazing how much they missed the mark here. Almost like they were trying to fuck it all up at the end as much as possible.

Theon needs to get a burial in the crypts, not buried LIKE WHAT DANY WANTS

the show died with tywin

Anyone saying normies loved this is wrong.
Go on the s8e4 preview on youtube and no matter how you sort the comments the VAST majority are people talking shit about the ending

kino

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dont remember that. time for rewatch

not the same user, stories have to be coherent, GoT is incoherent as fuck right now

>there'd be no one left to play the game with

You must be watching another series. The point is that the game never stops, even with a world ending event the pieces on the board are moved.

Holy shit, does anyone else feel like this is Marvel tier writing and character interaction

young theon was such a fucking qt

This would have made just as much sense as Ayra showing up

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>dyke

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All me

Violated guest right. Thats literally the only thing everything else was cool

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>Alfie's awkward movements

He's so cute.

Umm.. what about the Green Fork?

Will it save the show?

this is way below capeshit writing desu

RIP Beric

And don't you forget it.

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I'm doing this rn with my mum who hasn't watched it before, it's a very bittersweet feeling

What was the devils greatest trick? Do you actually think littlefinger died?

>kills all the Freys
>kills LF
>kill the NK

I know she's an assassin, but c'mon.

I'd rather Cersei kills herself.

t. Dabid

>you are all Jorah
Nobody who posts on Yea Forums will find two women willing to marry him.

post a moment in history where mankind was coherent, beside germany losing both world wars

>3 more weeks until Kit Harington's career fads into nothingness

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This one triggers me more than any other Dabid meme posting because IT'S LITERALLY THEIR OWN SHOW THEY ARE FORGETTING

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did Cersei even do anything wrong ? why is Jon going against her ?

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I did this in prep for Season 8 since it had been over a year without any GoT and there are just so many fucking characters

Theon has absolutely no right to be buried in the Stark crypts. Not by blood nor by merit.

>kills the show

im doing it now, maybe gonna stop after a couple of eps cause its hard and sad, maybe gonna stop after season 4

>What was the devils greatest trick? Do you actually think littlefinger died?

I like to think Littlefinger and Stannis faked their deaths and are doing some epic shit right now, but the writers are far to stupid to pull something like that off.

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I don’t mind she’s a dyke, I kind that the show spent so much time making a big deal out of this. Also how they made ellaria wanna frigg when she should be a grieving widow but I guess she didn’t actually love oberyn that much :^)

Do you think Ned really would have chopped his head off if the Greyjoys rebelled again?

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Let a little goblina kill his entire family for one.

They still liked it more than the rape episode

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I don't think euron's actor underperformed
Hes just a different character from book euron

cringe have sex

>Murder isn't wrong
Wish you had gotten detention today

Arya will kill Cersei and don’t you ever forget it. Jaime can’t get close enough to kill her now that she has hired bronn to kill him and Tyrion is out of the question.

and arya asked Nymeria to pass her her gloves

>Do you think Ned really would have chopped his head off if the Greyjoys rebelled again?

Nah Ned's a bullshiter

Did they not got Jaime with that one, which was their intention? It's been long, but I think that's what happened. If so, it was Robb sacrificing a battle to gain an important prisoner.

Which drives me so crazy because it’s not even the worse thing to happen in the show nor the books nor is it that graphic compared to a lot of other things including reel getting his dick removed. Just goes to show normies can’t handle women being victimized

i have way to much time on my hands.

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Whispering Woods.

He alerted Cersei to his plans, so she could escape with her kids. Ned's a softie, he'd try something.

No, he even tried to let Cersei and her children go

Charging in for no reason. Well done.

>Rectum
Uhhh

Silly Euro

When do you guys think Little finger will show? Episode 6 Or end of 5?

>Robb
Character was ruined by his oc donut steal love interest
>Ramsey
Ruined by Sansa being clumsily added into his and Theon's story
>Euron
Completely differenct character from the books
>dany
she's fine. She's a boring little girl character who is only there for her associates to project onto

Every time in history is coherent because all the events are preceded by previous actions that lead to that moment in a plausible way. I am afraid you don't even know what "coherent" means

>tfw no GoT with the various wight houses fighting for supremacy and a fat Night King who drinks and fucks whores all day

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having female characters do cool shit doesn't make you a victim friend

you have to go back

Hopefully in a generation or two the contributions of Stannis will be remembered for ever in Westerosi history

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The white walkers don't have the dragonglass shoved inside their chest, only the NK does.

your cherrypicked evidence finally convinced me, retard

>no peck and that one honestly sucks to be her girl fucking
That was the one super friendly slut at Harrenhal right? I think she ended up getting badly raped/beaten by the Mountain's mens?
It was touching when Jamie instructed Peck to be gentle with her.

nothing gets in or out when clenched

Enhance the trenches. Something like this.

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>Whispering Woods.
Oh right, the one Robb actually lead instead of the other, that favored the outcome of WW.

>having female characters do cool shit doesn't make you a victim friend

>Khal Drogo dies from an infected scratch
>Arya has her intestines perforated and then jumps into a canal full of shitwater and lives

...

the term you are looking for is causality, not coherence

could work, funnels the dead

I thought he wasn't a good fighter?

Whoever made this forgot that Jeyne's mother (or maybe it was stepmother) was in league with Tywinn and orchestrated the whole affair.

The mountain smashed Pia's teeth in because she cried every night when she got raped by his men. Jaime beheads her rapist in AfFC and presents his head to her.

Explain how Rome was cancelled for a show that had not even been pitched to HBO yet?

Yes. If Theon, a grown man, made a conscious decision to rebel as a warrior, then yes, Ned would behead him if given the chance. He let Cersei go because he viewed her as as a mother trying to protect her children (this view may have been partially wrong, but its accuracy is irrelevant, what matters is what Ned believed). Ned, harboring Jon Snow, sympathized with her position, knowing what it's like to fear Robert's wrath in relation to killing rival heirs. If Robert learned that Joffrey, Tommen and Myrcella weren't his, what would his reaction be? He'd fucking smash them all to pieces with his warhammer, Tywin's revenge be damned. Cersei was right to be afraid.

But Theon? Whose rebellion was nothing more than opportunism and ambition? Ned would have taken his fucking head without hesitation. Maybe remorse for the boy that once was, but no hesitation for the man that he became by the time he took Winterfell.

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Hahaha you got me there.

It is pretty difficult to win a battle with 18000 men against how many did Jaime have? 2000?

such leader
much warfare

The Hound had weird hair in the pilot

Damn near killed 'em!

>what should i do with my left hand

It was good while it lasted. First four seasons have so much great material, I am happy I got to see it. Especially watching Charles Dance as Lord Tywin Lannister, Hand of the King, Warden of the West.

But he is right, it was the most aesthetic episode from the series. Great directing cinematography, i didnt find editing that bad, it was chaotic just like the battle is.

But the show only shows us Cersei’s-bitch Jaime. WE NEEDED PECK AND PIA! Serving the rapist’s head could’ve been ez women empowerment bullshit.
Also it’s not just that Pia gets raped ( she’s put into the stocks and just left naked for free use which is so hot) Pia climbs into jaime’s bed before all that happens and Jaime turns her down because he only loves Cersei but then all of feast for crows happens and Jaime regrets not giving her one night of good dicking

Ohhh yeah, Pia even smiled at the severed head, right through her broken teeth.
/ourslut/