>Avengers: Endgame is the grand culmination of story threads that have been developing in the Marvel Cinematic Universe for more than a decade. Twenty-one movies worth of stories are coming together--that's whole lot of stuff to wrap up, and getting through it all is going to take a while (you can read our spoiler-free review to get a sense of the movie's success on that front). Endgame's three-hour runtime gives a sense of how much ground there is to cover, and plenty of us will need a bathroom break before Endgame's end credits roll.
>The trouble is finding the right time to abscond to the restroom. A lot happens in Endgame, with a great deal of setup taking place as the remaining Avengers prepare for a rematch with Thanos. Luckily, we've seen the movie and have identified a few moments where you'll suffer the least story damage if you have to get up. If you can make it all the way until the credits start to roll, you're safe then too--Endgame doesn't have after-credits scenes, so you don't necessarily have to sit all the way through them, as you typically do with any Marvel or superhero movie. That said, there is a small nugget (which may be meaningless) waiting at the very end, so you might want to get back to your seat before the credits conclude.
>Now, be warned: We don't actually recommend you head to the bathroom during the movie itself if you can avoid it. Endgame is super dense and there's a lot of important stuff all over the place, and you're going to miss some of it. But if you have to make a sacrifice, these are the times to do it. No spoilers!
>adults not being able to hold it for 3 hours Fucking pathetic.
Tyler Nguyen
how hard it is to piss right before the movie starts and not drink anything throughout it?
Easton Hall
i can go 9 hours easily, fucking bladderlets
Dylan Robinson
Based and bladderpilled
Luke Rodriguez
i just pissed my pants who cares
Josiah Thomas
Don't judge man I have to piss like every hour
Zachary Thomas
>3 hours Why do they keep maintaining this meme? It’s 2 hours 48 minutes
Brandon Jones
fag
Cooper Jenkins
I didn't need to use the restroom at all, but I did dress warmly because I expected it to be cold in there...and they never had the AC on so I was sweaty the whole time.
Jonathan Brown
fucking bladderlets. How the hell can you not just hold it in for a couple of hours?
Jason Powell
Fuck, I could have used this. I wasn't paying attention to the time and I went to the bathroom and missed everything from just before Dr. Strange's portals brought everyone to the battlefield and then up until i came back at the funeral scene. But at least i got to see cap pick up the wrench
Dylan Kelly
I work in a theater, and I found a big cup full of yellow liquid in one of the cup holders. At first i thought it was mountain Dew, but then I could smell it, it was urine. Some fucker pissed in his soda cup during Endgame. How the fuck you could even piss into a cup sitting down is fucking bizarre.
previews add like 20 minutes + the 15 minute theatre shooter break
Josiah Jones
I drank 3 pints before I went in. Drank three more 660ml bottles of beer during the movie and pissed the next morning.
Julian Roberts
>Americans
Brayden Wood
>"I'm a fatass that doesn't drink water."
Charles Rivera
I wore a kilt and pissed on the floor. I easily could have held it for the entire movie, let alone the last 20 minutes, but I wanted to do a nasty.
Easton Perry
>2019 >not wearing a diaper to the cineplex
Kids these days, I tell you whut.
Zachary Williams
BASED
Thomas Cooper
I went right after Nat finds Hawkeye. I only missed the stupid part where Scott yells that he cannot go. Got back to the time travel explanation, although the bathroom was right next to the door.
Lucas Cooper
i drank a giant sized soda and didnt even pee right after the move, i hurried home to beat traffic. i normally take bathroom breaks during movies when they are bad to give me a break, which is most of the time these days
David Cox
For fucking $15 I'm pissing in the cup.
Samuel Baker
Peasants, who doesn’t bring their trusty Gatorade piss bottle with them? When you use it, make sure you stand up in the front row so they all see you, so no one is worried about your bladder. And if you gotta fart, wait until the scene is completely quiet and let loose the loudest fart you can muster so that anyone with tinnitus can be spared their condition. Also, if you gotta burp, do so in emotional scenes. Really adds some “oomf” to it.
>How the fuck you could even piss into a cup sitting down is fucking bizarre. Dicklet detected. You should remember not to ask questions like this, lest you out yourself.
Andrew Davis
Just shit in a theater cup holder. You wouldn’t want to clog the toilets after all.
Brody Allen
This is especially helpful when it's crowded & some jackass wants that armrest. Yeah, go ahead man, use it now.
Basically any black widow scene. They are always drawn out, and its just scarjo ugly ass trying to act.
Jayden Wright
Strike that, how hard is it to piss before a movie then drink in moderation, you don't need that half gallon of sugar water.
Joseph Torres
I heard a very loud fart during Tony's funeral, making a few laugh.
Daniel Kelly
When I go to the kinoplex there is a moment right after the last trailer ends where the lights go from "trailer dim" to "off" and the theater is completely silent, and that's when I choose to rip ass. It's awesome and my fat wife hates it
Leo Turner
do you piss when your hard?
Isaiah Sanders
Fuck sugar water, I go to a theater that serves food and booze throughout the movie. After six bourbons I had to pee
I just hit the pause button. I needed to take two nap breaks
Chase Rodriguez
>orders 1 gal size soda at the theater concessions stand to watch his 3 hr movie
Luke Allen
I stopped having this problem when I realized mixing my nip into my soda guaranteed I’d have to pee within an hour but just downing the nip means I can hold it the whole movie
Isaiah Adams
I went during the intermission >his local theater doesn't have intermissions lmao
Luis Jones
If you can't watch a 3 hour film without needing to take a piss, then you should get your prostate checked.
The person sitting next to me got a little splash on the back of their head and though it was condensation from the ceiling. Wrong, buddy. That was my piss.
Ayden Diaz
based boomer
Noah Long
>"Fuck sugar water" >drinks alcohol which has 75% more calories than sugar by weight
How retarded do you have to be to leave right as cap is about to square off with the army? I’m genuinely laughing at the mental image of doing that then coming back to the theater and going, “oh man!” You fucking moron.
