Elizabeth Olsen Wants Wanda/Spider-Man Team-Up

Its because Spider-Man tends to be a pussy magnet and he is channeling that energy

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Ara ara Spideru-kun!

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Tom Holland is gay? I thought he's dating that Zendaya chick

are you that stupid ? they say that to create buzz / get attention from the thirsty fanbase, they know he's gay which makes things simpler. It wouldn't be hard for them to get a dozen young men on their lap that look exactly like him and that's even without considering they're wealthy as fuck. Same for him btw

I want to fuck Tom holland's perfect ass

Why are woman always instinctually attracted to homosexuals? Every guy my sister tries to hook up with is gay

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>Gay
And your proof?

She only said that because he's openly gay.

Would pretending to be gay help me get some pussy?

High-Test Gays have bigger dicks, take care of themselves more and generally appear more "mature". Sure you have faggots too, but the "gay friend" would be an ideal husband to most women.

It'd help you get close to girls. The problem is the whole 'them finding out you were lying to get into their pants' part

To an extent yes. Be more flamboyant like a gay man would, and dress fancier, like one would, but also be masculine. It's very hard to explain. Have some edge to you but also be cute.
t. femanon

what's that haircut called lads

it's a convenient excuse to get uggos off your back

No, but it would help you suck as many dicks as you'd like.

they cute

y-you too

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Don't be shy Peteru-kun!
soundgasm.net/u/belle_in_the_woods/F4M-Captain-Marvel-and-Spider-Man-Team-Up-to-Fuck

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He's gayer than rainbows. Everyone knows this except Yea Forums somehow.

Surely they know he's gay, right?

How is he gay? With how obsessed media is with actors that shit would have been news if he came out.

kek

MUH DIK

Same reason men tend to have a kink for lesbians. Fucking them straight, even temporarily, is a huge turn on and very empowering.

Everyone wants what they can't get

JUST

>Elizabeth Olsen will never lust after your dick
;_;

if this truly is a femanon no one take her advice.

>Liz will never look at you like that
jdimsa

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IT what homos like do to, force they degeneracy on people.

Hate to break it to you but your sister is just ugly m8

"hey guys go out there and talk about how you want to fuck Tom Holland to promote Avengers"

wut?

Look at his face, user
gsb.stanford.edu/sites/gsb/files/publication-pdf/wang_kosinski.pdf

i thought elizabeth olsen was tall for a girl? tom holland is really short. how are they same height?

She's like 5'8" I think, not a womanlet but not tall either. Karen Gillan is the tall one

how is he so aesthetic

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>elizabeth olsen was tall for a girl
what do you mean, too tall? They gonna confiscate her bobs and vagene or what?

This really needs to be a canon superpower for Spidey now

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i thought tom was like 5'4" though

>I kind of want to play with Spider-Man, right? He's cute

no one will ever talk about me like this

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This was posted nearly two months ago. Was their oddly sexual scene already in some old trailer or did this woman get really lucky?

>"I kind of want to play with Spider-Man, right? He's cute," Olsen joked.

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What did god mean by this?

>"I kind of want to play with Spider-Man, right? He's cute," Olsen joked. "And he's really funny. I think Holland's killing it and he's so, so fun."

>The fan who asked the question to her joked with the actress about Sebastian Stan's wickedly good looks. "But Sebastian's cool. [Laughs] He might be opposite of cool...hot?"

God, she's thirsty.

She's right. She's just saying 'be a rakish dandy'

Balance is more attractive than extremes
a masculine prettyboy is better than a total poofter or a total cromagnon

I'm thinking she fucked all of the marvel male cast

That's what I was trying to say here. Don't go overboard with the manliness but don't be too feminine either.

>Its because Spider-Man tends to be a pussy magnet
god, I wish I was a nerd who got bit by a radioactive spider and got swol af and spider powers so I could fuck the BDH version of gwen stacy

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you think?

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how come he never did that to brie?

you just know...

Lucky them.

doesn't put out

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Women are narcissists at heart. They are only attracted to what they can relate to. That’s why feminists today are so obsessed with transgenderism and fagshit. They want boys to be like them, like they wanted their barbies to be like them. Second wave feminists wanted to be more like men. Modern feminists want men to be like women.

She really has a thing for gays, huh.

Fucking her was probably like a memento. Like all the guys in the Fellowship of the Ring got matching tattoos.

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it's because he plays SPIDERMAN. Top 2 marvel superhero in terms of popularity. Maybe the most popular marvel character of all time. Of course other actresses and actors want a piece of that pie

spider-man sells more merch than any other superhero. he is THE superhero

This 5 second scene made me go from "captain marvel is shit" to "i want mommy Carol's milkies!"

exactly my point

you mean the like 3 guys that aren't homos

Yeah that's why I slay like no tomorrow, I have this perfected
r u a real femanon?

>samefagging this hard

Yes, where exactly is the big issue with what I said? I'm being as honest as possible.
There's no one thing to attractiveness, so it's difficult to pinpoint.

>He cute

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the 'HOWEVER'

That's lies that her PR people put out to explain why she's such a cunt.

Who comes up with this shit? Chosen from a hat??
This is next level shitposting.

There was an interview they did where she was obsessed with his fingers too.

This
who the fuck has a hat anyways

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don cheadle always wears a hat

user I..

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Literally me

I'm so lonely and horny bros

>ywn be spider-man and have older women want your super strength and super stamina enhanced dick

>ywn be sitting next to Elizabeth Olsen while she seductively stares at you while feeling herself up.

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The purity guard.

She probably wants to fuck him just because she knows JConn does this dude on the reg

Nothing, I just like talking to girls. They're so adorable

Yeah, I'm sure Brie Larson, soldier of "Time's Up," wouldn't jump at the chance to blow Disney and Marvel the fuck out with a sexual harassment claim of this caliber.

WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO FUCK SPIDER MAN

Shieeet. If I looked as good as her I would try to fuck the whole male cast too

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she wants to fuck him because he is a good looking man in power

god bros does anyone else love when women wear really baggy pants like that? like obviously i like when girls wear really tight shit because it shows everything but there's just something about the opposite end as well. like what secrets are hiding in there? i can just barely make out her shape and i like what i see and every little movement reveals a little more while swallowing up what i just saw, keeping the entire picture hidden away but giving me enough to imagine exactly what i want. like i just want to go in there and cuddle up face first against her pussy while she walks around. she could have like one of those harnesses you use to carry kids around on your chest except this one will carry me, a full grown man, head first in front of her pussy, all inside of her big baggy pants. you'd faintly see my outline like danny devito in the couch in that one always sunny episode and you'd know "user is in heaven". god bros just imagine her giving these little speeches as if nothing was different yet im in there feeling her warmth, ready to please at her comman. hnnnnggg

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Wtf? Does she have some gay fetish or something?

How do I become a good looking man in power?

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best just to kill yourself and hope you reincarnate into someone better

momy kino potential

I wanna take that hat off prior to kissing her

Same. I love baggy pants and really huge baggy sweatshirts on small girls.

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More like cuck fetish.
The guy made a flic with his wifey getting fucked by some Negeroeoe..

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I wish I could

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swell tits. funny how she got all the looks from her 2 sisters. they must've been cursed or something.

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You can see the family resemblance sometimes. If her sisters got cursed with anything, it's child star fame and subsequent drug abuse

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Why do these same homophobic incels on Yea Forums always hate on the gay actors?
Is it...because despite people like Tom being gay women still want them, and that infuriates you?

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While her two sisters were starving themselves as kids, she was in the kitchen eating all the oreos and gummy bears and growing those spectacular tits. Then all she had to do was drop a little bit of weight and boom, gorgeous, and the other two were left looking like the world's richest crackheads.

Yeah

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What does it say about me that I'm more attracted to brolins bicep and chest?

only one of these men is attractive

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>We never got a recreation of this scene in Endgame or Infinity War

That you're gay obviously. Also that you don't lift

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I'd still suck all their dicks just to lick her toenails

>Brolin was paid actual legal tender to rub his hands all over Lizzie's sweaty, nude body and make out with her.

Spot on.

isnt that some random mexican

Can't wait for all these women to come for me now

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Dear god

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It's a sure sign they know hes gay.

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become one of those work obssessed faggots, and also hit the weights. Or

>s-stop it user-kun, you're making me blush

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>mfw this gave me a partial stiffy

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spiderman always gets the bitches

>imagine being this far gone
me too

Underrated.

Neat

Dat side boob

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have sex

gtfo stick bitch

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>hey Peter parker, wanna do some /ss/

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...

anglo genes

good facial bone structure

Cringe

>animefags

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There's no stopping the power of a boyish lean muscular twink

Based bowl

She uhh.. """babysits""""
youtube.com/watch?v=p3uWq6ONZmA

She probably had twin sister too but consumed her life force in the womb.

Please!

Disney PR, she’s a lesbian anyway, she calls herself ‘Zaddy’ and uses gay men as beard equivalent.

There’s a queue

rofl
based poofter cromagnon combo

>43 minutes
I'm already dying

based bettany

This, it’s his Apollo like beauty

>Negeroeoe
you aight white boy

Because he’s a beautiful English-Irish boy with excellent bone structure and expressive eyes.

Scarlet Witch, Spider-Man doesn't like you in that way. He likes you as a friend.

But he'd just LUV to go clothes shopping with you!

holy fuck Slytherin is losing point like crazy!!!!

It technically once was, but only to Silk, and vice versa. They literally had to be dragged away from each other several times because they released pheromones that made them want to fuck each other.

God her face is angelic

But if you try sometime you find
You get what you need

What i would give for that...

For fuck's sake, I thought that was this for a second

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same dude

5'8 is tall for a girl tho. that's like 6'2 for men.

More like PUTA

The worst part is that I was disappointed

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she is tall for a girl tho. 5'8 on women is like 6'2 for men.

She's the hottest thing about MCU

You sneaky whore.

I went to see infinity war only because i saw a random interview of liz and fell in love with her.

Top-tier jaw genetics
Based user letting us know

more pls

fuck me...

she looks even hotter with less makeup

So qt!
Post more qt Tom's pls

Perturbed Pedro

he looks like a Benjamin button version of an old polish jew

have sex incel

The bong genes bowl

She got the looks. They got the billion-dollar empire and the sort of money and influence that's above Hollywood's reach. Liz has a career because if anybody harms her, the Olsen Twins have the means to destroy them without batting an eye.

tfw josh brolin fucked her in the old boy remake

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Because women get frustrated they have no power over homos and therefore cannot destroy them.

The "Hairline COPE"

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It's not fair, bros.

Bitch wishes. Peter belongs to us.

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I got on Rogaine before it got bad. Only use it once a day after a shower but it has stopped my receding hairline.

Get rekt genes

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Based black kween user

Storywise is because spiderman's cum is sticky like is web so he cant take his dick out after he comes even trying really hard for hours

The "how do I kiss you"

Based and female-on-male rapepilled. This is the most kino fetish there is, second only to incest.

Bitches do love Spider-Man

Nice

.....

Too bad. Spiderman is for black women. Negresses want his BWC.

>cissy ironwood
oh claremont

[chair clattering]

Wp cuck

El baseado rojo

Trying to kill my mother, you evil shit.

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>bug face. All of them.

I don't know what kind of bugs you have in your backyard but I want to fuck them

How do I reply to this at duckduckgo?

Wasp can't use her winds full size
Shuri's face looks fucked up

If only Captain Marvel had a good looking actress

I wish I was asexual. I need to find a way to eliminate my sex drive without chemically altering my body

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