What went wrong?

What went wrong?

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Nothing. Going fast is about as interesting a superpower as just about any other capeshit. Hurrr look at me i swing hammer durrrrr

legit nothing, i cant wait

The CGI.

His body. His face is weird, but it's acceptable. But the body looks like it's a kid in blue pyjamas that shat himself.

Absolutely fuck all
>triggers autists
>meme goldmine
>primed bait for setting up lulzy fake votes for oscar nominations, accolades, best movie of x etc
Whoever signed this movie off was either off their tits on drugs or genuinely wanted to fuck shit up.

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Jim Carrey as Eggman is a greater sin than Sonic's appearance. Skinny Eggman...

You mean what went right

sonic fans deserve this

>Skinny Eggman

eggman hasnt really been that fat in a while though.
hes fucking buff in sonic boom, and despite the show itself, that didnt really bother people.
so even though people have known him for being fat, eggman can be any shape and size.

Nothing, it will be the true kino.

b&rp, fpbp

I am genuinely excited to see this released

Gotto go fast

Why the lightning?

Just watched it it was great

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Yea Forums is blind but I will make them see

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holy shit

my soul

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>Chekov from Stargate
>Tigh from BSG
seems pretty based

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>blue arms
God I hope CWC decides to get a gun and makes all the trolls in his local cinema pay

*takes shot*

>no black lead character

>Jim Carey
Ultradropped

They knew Pokemon would miss the mark and become both a critical and financial failure.

Sonic needed to be designed with logic to work, realistic shoes, two separate eyes, white hands instead of silly gloves, way more logical and grounded in reality imho

Furries fucking happened mate and they became the main fan base so the studio tried to pander to them and the result is something that Stephen King would be too afraid to write

Yeah... He's never been the best and he is definitely not robotnik. He is acting closer to dumb and dumber meets Ace ventura

>implying
That...thing... is the opposite of what Sonic fans want

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They didn’t have original sega genesis music remastered, and they didn’t gave robotnik be a fatass. Jim carrey gaining 300 lbs for this tole would have made it instant Kino, no chaos emeralds, no super sonic

I could go on, they should have stayed faithful to the source material, instead they had to DABID JUST it

The kinoplexs will stink and have cum over the back of all the seats when this is playing. They've made a terrible terrible mistake.

Tell that to the non-furries who made it

fuck

Sonic has always been a stupidly designed character.

Sonic's appealing character design is literally the only reason he isn't dead.

his tiny eyes and disturbingly human body proportions

also they chickened out and made eggman look like he's supposed to look only in the last minute of the movie

>not realising this is meta kino
pleb.

do you guys not realise this whole film is one big troll-theres so many chris chan references
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When do we get the shoop of movie sanic body contorted to mspaint sanic outline?

He got Sonic confused with The Flash from the Justice League movie

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any mention of the flash and i remember that derp face gif flash makes at superman

absolute kino

Autistic fanbase

He went too fast...

Wait, in the leaked art Sonic had white fur between his eyes to mimic how they looked in the games, which was pretty clever. Why did they change it?

Everything

Cheap CGI. The design would be okay if it didn't look so cheap in quality, Sonic meshes with the environment about as well as Boenings meshed with World Trade Center.

The graphics in the trailer look much worse than in other promo material to be frank, they probably decided to say fuck it and push solve half baked renders to production to save money.

Sonic was black in the 90's cartoons.

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Same here.

Has anyone heard from Chris Chan? His, I’m sorry, “her” thoughts on the trailer?

So when a white actor plays a non-white character they call it white washing, now they have a skinny guy playing robotnik, will all the fatties complain?

Oh shit I forgot about that guy somehow, hopefully he recorded a trailer reaction video

>reaction video
He’s going to kill someone, possibly many people.

they blue it

should someone buy him a gun?

DON'T call anybody

>deeblygoncerned.gif

they re-animated Tarkovsky to direct this. Show some respect,pleb.

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LImagine spending your whole life as an effects artist, countless hours of work, unpaid internships, terrible gigs, but after decades you finally get your big break on a huge blockbuster and get to see your work on the silver screen
And some fucking executive with a coke nosebleed approved that character design, and you have to devote a year of your craft to making... That, and you have to look at it at the end as your studio's finished product
My god

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>12 years ago

The fact that there are still people this invested in a blue cartoon hedgehog from 20 years ago is simply astounding.

Are there actually people still clinging to the hope that this series would ever be "mature" or taken seriously by Sega?