Tfw TV licence goons just won't leave me alone

>they show up
>turn off tv and wait for them to leave

Then you don't need a licence

>tfw kinda scared to use iplayer with all the tracking shit they have

No you really need a license, UK is a joke.

It's because our main channels are paid through the license and tax system, and if you don't pay for a license, that means you're getting free telly. Being a britbong means you have to pay to have political and social propaganda broadcast into your home

what the fuck would you even watch?

he doesn't know

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Why don't they just take the tax out of paychecks?

>paying for a racist organisation to keep pumping out leftist propaganda
Don't give in, user. Fuck the BBC.

>tfw germancuck
At least you britfags can opt-out of this shit
We are FORCED to pay 25€ per month even if we don't have a TV or they will unironically send you to jail if you ignore their letters

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>convert to islam
>move to a shariah controlled no go zone
>taxes are haram and police are too scared to come into your neighborhood

your move, infidels

Do Bongs really do this?

>Imagine supporting Jewish propaganda
Name ONE BBC show or program in the last 10 years worth paying 155 pound sterling for.

Why don't they just make it part of the taxes everyone pays

This go to this length just for the chance you view a live broadcast? SO you can watch news on a few minutes delay and be okay?
They do the same here... Wait, the fucking bongs actually have more choice than we do. I wish I could get the joy of telling an employee of the CBC to get fucked I don't watch their sub par tv shows.

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Here's how you solve your issue, OP.

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In theory, it means people who don't use it don't have to pay for it. I haven't had live tv for like a decade and I'd be furious if I had to pay for the BBC and it's dogshit programming.

Im outside to collect your fees user

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Throw it away and stop answering your door; they're not the cops, so stop being a pussy. Psssh them telling you that your desktop computer is fair game for them too just makes me hate them more.

Normies are very happy to pay for Dr Who, all the nature documentaries, the X-Factor shit etc.

Lol someone actually go

fucking brainlet, that provokes them into harassing you even more

At least they give you a separate bill here in italy they add the tv license bill to electric bill so you dodge paying it

not all of us watch broadcast tv

why should I be taxed, I haven't watched broadcast tv since 2011

Its was dvds then streaming

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Oh for fuck sake

Poor Bongs. You make me feel grateful

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I meant you cant dodge paying it**

At that point you may as well live with your neighbors. Fucking sardines.

Idiot, my ISP will pick up that picture and forward it to my local police station

What if you just don't watch BBC, pornography isn't good for your brain eitherway

pay to watch BBC, with very few exceptions:

One you having Crown immunity
Two, if its for national importance
three, if you're a foreigner watching from a ship or something

you are forced to pay for pbs though

i cancelled mine and don't get any hassle. why is that.

Germany outcuck every other european country tho you guys get fined for downloading or watching a stream

So how does this work, do you actually risk getting raped by the legal system if you don't get the loicense or are they just trying to scare people into giving away their money? Image unfamiliar

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Kek only a fool post anything related to them on here. At least its not Yea Forums We should still report you for trying to circumvent the righteous laws of the land.

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If you live in a rough area they dont send letters because they have noone to send out

I don't watch TV lad, just streaming services. And local channels/ I believe PBS used to be free, back before digital they might still be

Imagine a bunch of Brits lurking around your home listening, straining to hear the telltale signs of TV noise or peering into any gaps in your shades to see the glow of TalmudVision. The entire time this is going on 75 muzzie just turned a dozen of your girls into literal kababs.

kino

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I need more of this titty Saiyan

no its tax payer funded

The absolute and utter fucking STATE of br*tain

I think technically it's a civil matter and the burden is on them to prove your wrongdoing, which is really hard to do unless you're super retarded and basically give them a whole bunch of evidence.

I don't get it, there's no identifying info in OP's pic is there?

the letters turn more red after 4 or 5 letters

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I forgot to edit out my address, I'm fucking scared

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>Paying the government to watch blacked.com
This is almost as cuck as the US who cuts of the foreskin and then has men pay for lube so they can masturbate again.

if they are getting letters then obviously they are not paying

Fuck those niggers. I kept binning those letters until I got one saying
THE DATE OF YOUR INSPECTION HAS BEEN FINALIZED, IT WILL TAKE PLACE ON THE NTH OF WHENEVER AT 12:00
And I was so excited to kick off at them but they never fucking showed. Next month I got a YOU DON'T HAVE A LICENSE letter and the cycle began again. The blue balling fuckers.

God how fucking depressing.

Yah but we don't actually have to pay the cable service for it is what I meant, like it comes with the basic channels, at least I think. You could pick it up back when TV's had those antennas on the back

OY OY, YOUR LOJCENSE FOR LOJF JUST RAN OUJT

No one is gonna do shit, are you really scared of some Yea Forums incel walking up and seeing you? What’s he gonna do? Snap a picture of you?

Only had that one, sorry user.
But here's another 2D thot with deliciously large milkies to ease your sorrows.

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yeah but at least we can buy an antenna and watch over the air stuff (from the US and Canada) without a specific LOICENSE but our taxes are high as fuck

oh, I see it now, lol
you like pizza?

Wha-whats in the juice?

Less and less. They survived on misinformation and fear mongering until around 2000. Since then there's been a gradual fall off in payers with the web giving better information on how to tell them to fuck off. Add to that people that only torrent/stream jumping on the bandwagon I reckon they're pretty much fucked within 10 years. It was a good idea at the time, the public funding their own impartial and educational service, but that 'history's a whitewash' webm from doctor who pretty much sums up the state of what that service has become.

So basically you can just say you don't have anything you would need a loicense for and that they should fuck off? Why is anyone paying then?

I love pizza

enjoy your pizzas user

What toppings?

Pepperoni and justice

pusy

>this is the typical dwelling of a yuropoors who shits on American suburbs

out of fear and ignorance. zoomers are dropping the tv licence and they are doubling down with the spooky letters to get money out of boomers

Ham and pineapple

>So basically you can just say you don't have anything you would need a loicense for and that they should fuck off?
Pretty much, there are entire channels on YouTube of angry (mostly northern) people shouting at them.

>Why is anyone paying then?
It's mostly boomers and the elderly; who generally just follow rules out of ease of life. Not like I can *really* teach my 80yo nan how to stream now can I.

>pineapple
Jokes on you I love that

Reminder that the vans do nothing
youtube.com/watch?v=Vv2ZqZmC7u0

Lots of calcium to make you grow big and strong for mommy

>angry (mostly northern) people

youtu.be/xfHRhXW1hno

The guy at 5.50s voice is kino

Reminds me of:
youtube.com/watch?v=XebF2cgmFmU

Meanwhile the queen's baby raping room has solid gold drains to collect runoff

Foreskin

If they get you it's like a 1000 bong fine or 6 months in jail.

What the fuck

her cum user

you have to sign a confession form for the case to go ahead, yeah some people are stupid enough to actually do it

Imagine not reading the actual letter yourself before posting it on a Tasmanian leather wallet enthusiast imageboard

Do not respond to these letters, ever. They are sent out by computer.

In the unlikely event that somebody does call, do not identify yourself as the owner of the property.

Do not answer any of their questions.

Politely say' no thank you' and then close the door.

They can only enter your home by obtaining a search warrant which requires a police presence to serve.

What about all the videos on youtube of them showing up with the police forcing entry? What happens after that? You still need to sign a confession?

I call it the Jewgarita

>Eh in sweden they recently ditched this tactic and put it on our taxes instead, its about 10€/m
They did the same in Denmark in 2019. I'm now paying for a TV License despite not having a TV.

the police only got a warrant because they already confessed

i think you underestimate how many retards are out there

>TV licence

This really troubles me. I have questions. That is a license fee and not a cable bill, right? Therefore, you have to pay £154.50 to be just allowed to watch television? I assume you all have access to "free" public tv broadcasts over the airwaves. If not, does that mean you have to pay a cable tv provider a monthly fee to run a cable into your home just to get "free" public television? Imagine the absurdity thus far. You pay your government £154.50 for a tv license, then you pay £1000.00 to a cable provider for basic service that includes public television even though you are already paying your government a fee to watch public television.

Explain to me why Brits aren't surrounding the Palace of Westminster and surrounding the homes of the MPs and Lords to end that corruption and expose the criminals. There are 64 million Brits. There are only 1500 serving in Parliament. What are you waiting for?

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Excuse me but what are we looking at here? Is this nigerian letter or something? They want to scam you for 154.50£ is that it?

kek

Send it back to them with a big turd streak on it from where you wiped your ass with it

to be fair you are paying for BBC programmes which are funded from that, as well as getting no advertisement breaks.

all you have to do when these muppets come is send them away, if they get a warrant simply unplug your cables and say you don't watch TV. the only way they can get you is if they physically come snooping and catch you watching BBC or streaming services through your window.

a girl i know got bullied by them and made to sign something at the door and she ended up having to go to court to pay her licence as well as extra, scumbags

Sort of, everybody in the UK has access to 'freeview', a dozen or so channels regardless if you pay for a licence or not (you're supposed to have a licence if you want to view them, but nothing is stopping you), if you want a proper TV package then you go to a company like sky/bt/virgin to get the premium channels, which then costs you per month.

It's not cheap, aside from buying the TV in the first place you still need a licence and then on top of that you pay for your cable bill assuming you want more than freeview

>154.50£
>to watch TV
This is why americans killed their british overlords back then. Too bad they didn't eventually invade and kill all of them. Fucking shame, those brittons commie now.

hey at least we don't have to go bankrupt for seeing a doctor rofl

think they still get you for netflix. fuck them though i pirate everything and aside from the letter saying i no longer have a licence they've never gone after me

>then you pay £1000.00 to a cable provider
what

>There are 64 million Brits. There are only 1500 serving in Parliament. What are you waiting for?
the people in this country care more about protesting Trump than any of the issues they actually have to face

I don't know why the Brits aren't rioting and burning every weekend like the French are.

They were once the rulers of the world, and are now complacent pussies.

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>be american
>have a medical emergency
>some asshole calls an ambulance instead of letting you take your chances
>have to declare bankruptcy
kek i'll take telling some asshole to piss off once per address

The police actually aren't there to serve the warrant - it's a civil matter for which they have no power to enforce. The TV licencing "people" call the police to maintain the peace, and because they know people are scared when a bunch of coppers turn up at their front door.

However, most of our cops are woefully under-trained and massive pricks that don't actually know that they shouldn't be enforcing that warrant when in this situation.

If you get these guys at your door with a warrant and you're lucky enough that the police just won't break into your house for them, you can tell them to fuck off at the risk of being later found contempt of court where the warrant was issued.

I've never paid for a TV licence and in 15 years I've only had someone turn up at my door twice.

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So youre saying you cant pay, huh

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>the absolute state of eurofaggots
laughing at them keeps me going

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He's talking yearly, which isn't that far from the truth to be honest.

That's not the case at all you fucking turd. Only complete fucking niggers don't have their insurances in effect.

Why don't they just take it out of taxes?

>Eh in sweden they recently ditched this tactic and put it on our taxes instead, its about 10€/m

France is most likely going to follow this path. Our cuck politicians always copy the worst ideas from sweden

Being an island makes you inexperienced to existential danger. The reason for success is often the reason for failure.

Who the fuck is paying £85 for their sky/virgin?

Yea, so like 40% of your country lmao.

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I wouldn't be surprised if the full package costs about that now

You read stories about how brave and bad-ass their ancestors were, and then you see modern Britain.

It's a fucking crime.

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>post yfw you're not a Bong or a mutt

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aye, they can't do anything to you aside from sending arseholes to bother

They rely on establishing that a payment was made and has stopped. If you never pay, or say you don't own a TV, they never know.

english.stackexchange.com/questions/418493/what-does-sectarian-mean-on-this-train-poster/418565

learn something, burgerclap

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>based pigposter

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>Brits arrest man responsible for 90% of all anti-Semitic comments
>man is a typical false flagging jew
Sometimes the world really works out man.

>being shaken down to watch black Achilles
God damn.

AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! Please be real!
Giving "order" like that would be against law by itself where I live. Easiest blankets and coco for the parents + public shame to the "school".

what is there to learn? your country is a joke

I don't understand why people don't just lie and say they have no TV

Yeah this is the shit thing. If we ever get rid of the tv license they'll just tax us for it, at least now you can tell them to fuck off and set the dog on the collector

meanwhile I pay $90 a month for 80mb comcast
how is that better

What're you ever gonna do if Paul 'Paki Pulverizer' Bohill comes around to the gaff to check up on your licence, lads? You won't have a fucking leg to stand on

21 Breccia Gardens, eh?

Also, phone them and tell them you don’t watch telly and ask for confirmation in writing the have knowledge of this.

Keep the letter they send you and don’t throw it away so if they ever contact you again, just give them the reference, ask to speak to a higher up and ask why they are harassing you, blah blah, ask for it to be investigated.

It won’t be. They’ll never contact you again.

>Sarge, hes turned the bloody telly OFF!
>........ok, pack it up boys. You win this round, you cheeky cunt

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ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
CAPITA BUSINESS SERVICES LTD
ARE COMEING FOR YOU

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I'm fucking coming for you you mother fucker. I'm gonna stick my pocket pussy through your letter box and fuck it till I cum, and all the cum's gonna go all over your letters. You're double fucked if you have one of those letter flaps that goes straight through to the other side of the door, because then I'm gonna cum on your carpet. That shit'll never come out. Oh, and I haven't jizzed in like a month, so it's gonna be real thick and gooey.

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Where's my pizza?

>when the guy in debt calls the police asking for help

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YOU DUMB ASSHOLE
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
SAVE YOUR FAMILY QUICKLY

Wait what if you only watch foreign, non-UK tv?

Bring pizza

>i'm gonna call the cops!
>please do
>[never calls the cops]

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If you own a device capable of playing BBC programmes, you must pay.

My garage is bigger than that.

Paki rape gang stole it

Incorrect.

is this a one family house?

This is what happens when you use sarcasm in the presence of a police officer:

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That's not true, you can own many devices that are capable of playing BBC stuff, doesn't mean you have to pay for a licence. Being capable and actually viewing it are different things

thousands of people died in the troubles mate, people have been literally murdered on trains for using sectarian language, its not a joke

Dion Fortune conjured all their badassery to keep calm and carry on in World War II, now there's nothing left.

it's a real thing. but in practice it's more like a TV bill that you'd pay to comcast or whoever does cable.

All the real Englishmen died in WWII. All that's left are the scions of cowards

people in the uk need to unironically start killing politicians

>paying your government to take your daughters off you via social services and place them with a muslim foster father

heh, nothing personnel, cuck.

It is only responsible thing to do so. I have judicial education and you should always summon another separate public authority to oversee such action being taken care of. You are responsible for your own rights and no one automatically does it for you, just you and only you. Just guarantee everything goes by the book and preserve your legal rights where they exist. Would make world much better place in general if people would understand this.

So why don't you just tell them you don't need one? I did and never heard from them again

Some guy did kill one, we set up a charity in her name and let her kids design a coat of arms for her to be painted onto the House of Commons wall forever

Yeah, there are 3 homes in this picture, 3/4 bedroom homes

>get sick
>society doesnt give a fuck homo, that's 500,000 dollars faggot
versus
>yeah its 150 quid a year but you can get out of it pretty easy dont worry
difficult choice kek

this can't be real

Replying to them just confirms your address is live. It's like replying to cold calls, 99/100 times it will result in increased shit arriving. Ignore it and they can't do shit because detector equipment is literally fictional.

You can literally just tell them you don't need one. Done. They ask again a year later, you tell them you don't need one.

Yes, it's ridiculous that we have to have one at all, but they aren't "harassing" you.

Based Crimebodge poster
>that one video he posted on his channel of the police showing up at one lad's door to literally warn him against his thoughtcrime for innocuous shit he posted on Twitter

RULE BRITANNIA

Wait, you can't even watch a DVD without a license?

They literally contact you once a year if you do that.

all you need to do is steal the mace of the commons and they're literally powerless
you do have to fight the sergeant at arms but he's some old cunt, probably has a few moves like but still some old cunt

When the TV License was launched they had six "enforcement" vans. Five were in London, one in Birmingham.

They were empty transits. There has never been, nor is there now some kind of technology to detect if you're watching tv besides a long lens camera through the window.

youtube.com/watch?v=MRau5ysqrXY

It's all a ruse

You can, if you own a TV and just watch bluray/dvds/netflix or play games then you're fine and don't need to worry about a licence, but you'll still get letters from them asking you to confirm, it's like they can't accept that some people just don't watch tv

It's a mailmerge list, there's not actually someone printing and sending these letters, it's automated.

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This can't be real.

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Yeah it's automated, but you still need to keep reconfirming otherwise the process of their "investigation" begins at some point and real people take over

How the fuck do you not even make a cursory check of the MAIL ADDRESSED TO YOURSELF before posting a picture of it on 4channel

I think anyone who doxxes you is going to catch a bit of retard themselves

based cuck

>call out the pakis front page of national newspapers
kek imagine a national newspaper calling out niggers in the USA

No it won't. If you don't reply they just send a repeating series of letters to "The Legal Occupier".

It goes first warning, second warning, inspectors in your area, inspectors with a date, we are opening an investigation, we are considering a referral to the CPS, first warning.....etc

If you ignore the letters they never actually act on them

Wot

>SHOW ME THE WARRANT
>SHOW ME THE WARRANT
>"now, I know they don't have to show a warrant..."

Undermines himself that guy. A healthy distrust of the Police is reasonable but when he knows they don't have to show him the warrant then it's pointless arguing the toss and just puts him in a worse situation. Kind of like those sovereign citizen chaps.

Stop bullying fren, I didn't know they would have my address in the bullet points within the letter itself

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You basically just said the same thing

kek no shit, he's ironically showing how reasonable and professional british police are
in the US they would have just started firing

sorry mate but im in a shitty mood today so i've forwarded the contents of this thread to the investigations division at BBC headquarters

I have 100's of letters from comcast for torrenting and after years of ignoring them they stopped coming

it's always funny to read teensloveitbig_ginavalentina_720p on a piece of paper though