>an asteroid the size of texas
An asteroid the size of texas
Jason Hall
Ian Phillips
>5 olympic sized football fields
Mason Torres
>feet
Jordan Mitchell
>DIRLEWANGER YOU ARE A LOOSE CANNON
>BUT GOD DAMN YOU GET RESULTS
Carter Edwards
>everything’s bigger in Texas
Leo Price
except for your pp lole
Jack Powell
>mfw happy end
Lucas Cooper
>sir!
>NOT NOW PRIVATE
>it's urgent...
>you need to come take a look at this
>my god...
Sebastian Collins
*reads the paper*
>IN ENGLISH GOD DAMNIT
Ryan Butler
who is that on the right ?
Carter James
why did this gook steal stone cold's move?
Luke Flores
some roastie who got what she deserved
Kayden Sanders
>Give me three weeks and I'll have every Pole from Berlin to Warsaw screaming in agony
>You have 5 days.
Luke Gonzalez
>Hand in your luger
>And your other luger
>And your ankle luger
>And the other ankle luger
Ethan Fisher
Shameful display
Andrew Lopez
>I only need 2
Wyatt Brooks
>The Warsaw Uprising? Sure, I know about it... But in order to tell you about it we're gonna have to start way back in the beginning in the summer of 1939.
Joseph Harris
>WANGER IN MY OFFICE, NOW
>I know you only got 1 year till the war ends but your actions have himmler breathing down my neck
>I need you to play it cool now or turn in your bagde
>Here is your new partner Berger, he does the job by the book
Christopher Russell
>an asteroid the size of texas
>it hits them yankees in the upper east coast
Anthony Evans
based and cutepilled
Adam Thompson
Didn't they prove that an asteroid that actually was the size of Texas would have cataclysmic consequences for the planet? The asteroid that killed the dinosaurs wasn't nearly that big.
Isaiah Ward
>an asteroid the size of my taxes