>it's a kaiju autism episode
It's a kaiju autism episode
Jack Moore
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Nathan Miller
Damn. James really likes Godzilla. This was a good video.
Carson Evans
>it's a screenwave shilling on Yea Forums episode
Gavin Bailey
FUCK OFF APRIL I NEED TO WATCH THE NEW GODZILLA HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE CARE OF THE KIDS YOU FAT BITCH
Samuel Mitchell
Sometimes i forget that James is a legit nerd that got popular before it was mainstream to be one for youtube.
Wyatt Green
he should just accept the baldness and change the character to the Boomer Video Game Nerd
Landon Torres
FESTER'S QUEST (2019)
Andrew Hill
Asher Smith
Haven't watched much of his stuff lately. I think I enjoy James & Mike Mondays the most out of anything.
Jaxon Davis
Kaiju Autism is the Chad Autism.
William Wright
He talked about how he couldn't even watch any of the marvel movies because of the kids in the last episode though
Juan Fisher
I think the worst part was when he said he had to get up three times in theater because of the parking tickets
Landon Perry
mondays good very good
Leo Gutierrez
>blaming everything on the kids
What a faggot.
Grayson Lee
>it's a kaiju autism episode
Thank you jesus!
Wyatt Torres
P U N I S H E D
J A M E S
R I S E S
Andrew Sanders
When's he going to review Evangelion? It's kaiju.
Charles Wood
during the akira review, ryan was telling him to watch it.
Parker Gray
JUST
Jace Young
Top ten favorite Godzilla movies, go.
>Gojira
>King Kong vs. Godzilla
>Godzilla vs. Mothra
>Godzilla vs. Monster Zero
>Destroy All Monsters
>Godzilla vs. Hedorah
>Godzilla vs. Gigan
>Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla
>GMK
>Godzilla X Mechagodzilla
I haven’t seen Shin, don’t hurt me.
Ryder Williams
Godzilla vs Screenwave
Easton Adams
picking five godzilla films as a starter is a nightmare task especially if you feel obligated to include 54
you missed out not seeing shin in theaters the fire breath scene was incredible on the big screen
Samuel Rodriguez
>James by himself talking about something he's really enthusiastic about
Yep, smells like kino is back on the menu, lads.
Joseph Powell
unlike rental reviews
Jaxson Perez
but muh kids
Isaiah Cox
He made peace with the fact that Godzilla will be involved with America for some time. I always thought he liked Godzilla but (what is rare nowadays) not as much as Kong.
Adrian Clark
James is a beta loser.
Ryan is an entrepreneur and alpha.
Jayden Ward
based ryan poster
Michael Green
he likes mike's kong
Kevin Lopez
Owen Gutierrez
Fucking A.
David Powell
I want Erin to sit on my face while she plays retro games and eat mcdonalds
Parker Perry
Grayson Nelson
what
Ryan Parker
cute! CUTE!
Benjamin Hernandez
>picking five godzilla films as a starter is a nightmare task especially if you feel obligated to include 54
I don't think so, really. And I don't see how recommending the original makes it more daunting.
Austin Bennett
It's the obvious choice that's also the correct choice. It's not like with some other series like Friday the 13th where some feel like they have to give the highest marks to the first one even though it's not the best. Here it's clear that the 1954 Godzilla is superior to the rest even if someone is looking for something more colorful it's a must see. Mothra vs. Godzilla is second on the list from Showa.
Caleb Sanders
Isaac Lopez
I saw this photo already but... ok I guess. I have nothing similar so here's a 1840s gatekeeper.
Noah Brooks
what about this?
Jacob Peterson
one of his monster madness was an entire month of godzilla movies. he's got like a PH D in godzilla knowledge.
Oliver Morgan
>Gojira
>Shin Godzilla
>GMK
>Terror of Mechagodzilla
>Godzilla vs. Mothra
>King Kong vs. Godzilla
>Godzilla vs. Hedorah
>Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla
>Godzilla Final Wars
>Godzilla vs. Space Godzilla
Lucas King
Then it must be fraudulent because it has a ton of mistakes starting with the origins of Godzilla's name, some scene interpretation and name pronounciation that indicate that around 2008 he only had the access to the American versions. Since then we also know a lot more about the production details behind each Toho sci fi film including the mess with King Kong vs. Frankenstein and Godzilla.
Gabriel Butler
>Gojira
>KKVG
>Mothra vs. Godzilla
>Monster Zero
>Return
>Biollante
>GVKG
>GMK
>G'14
>Shin
Rodan and War Of the Gargantuas are all time favs too
Xavier Gutierrez
yup, he got the plots so wrong it's clear it's been ages since he's seen most of the movies and didn't bother actually re-watching them except for the monster scenes.
and to this day he's still forcing that "every Millennium flick is a direct sequel to 54" meme, really triggers my tism
Ayden Myers
It'd not wrong. Besides maybe 2000 and FW the original movie happened in some form or another.
Grayson Smith
how long has he had this and what is it
Isaac Adams
In the new video he acknowledged that Final Wars is not really a sequel to anything. He's still mostly used to American names that has been changed by Toho in subsequent reeditions like the Smog Monster.
Adam Wright
In Godzilla vs. Megaguirus the Godzilla in the movie is the same from 1954. In Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla the bones of the original didn't disappear after death.
Daniel Jenkins
>IN SOME FORM OR ANOTHER
Go back to /m/ you pedantic fuck
Aaron Jenkins
it's his dragon tattoo
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Wyatt Adams
did he lose weight?
Dylan Lewis
james is a retard
justins been eating all his food
Lincoln Scott
now that's what I call cringe
Nicholas Ward
I can't wait for godzilla to leave theatres so this shit just fucking ends. Why can't basedboi capeshit marvel fans just stay in their zone and leave godzilla out of this?
At least Kamen Rider and Ultraman are going untouched.
Connor White
kong vs godzilla will make one billion dollars
it's not going away.
Evan Turner
Elijah Carter
Why do you look like that?
Parker Lee
no, just special ed.
Connor Williams
Any Kaijufags have a link to a decent resources for downloading the original movies? I'd love to go through all 60s and 70s Kaiju flicks, spinoffs included.
Jace Cruz
Reading your posts did it to me
Michael Jones
Aaron Taylor
ptp
avistaz
Kayden Diaz
This will be tough. I spent years trying to get all of these movies in their Japanese versions. Especially difficult was locating Matango, King Kong Escapes and Dogora. The last two I found on rutracker I think while the first I got by complete freak accident on a website called ok.ru while looking for something else related to the movie. It's not a problem to see the movies in any form but finding the originals can be a pain in the ass. The safest bet will be searching through torrents.to catalogue to find them. I remember collecting Godzilla series wasn't difficult because there was one big torrent. But today torrents.to might be the best.
Carson Williams
>avistaz
That's new to me. I got Varan from something that also collected Asian media but that seems long gone. Gonna register now in case I need something more.
Dylan Wood
this, jesus christ why would you do metered parking for a movie you know is 3 hours long?
at that point just uber there and back, or go to a theater with a fucking parking lot
Ian Watson
invite only
Jaxson Wright
I listened to his 5 hour podcast interview. He knows damn near everything, including which stunt guys were burned during which pyrotech scenes.
Lincoln Thompson
they open up from time to time
Thomas Carter
if you kill the fatsos for james he will give you all the movies for free
Brandon Sanchez
Like Haruo Nakajima on the set of Mothra vs. Godzilla (costume near the head) and earlier in Varan (crotch)? I'd like to listen to his podcast I admit my opinion on his knowledge of Godzilla is not too high after Godzilla thon where he repeated some of the debunked myths like Gojira being a guy working on Toho set and the mess with King Kong and Frankenstein. Since then we've had many well-researched books by historians such as Ryfle and Godziszewski. Some of his other MM about Universal movies also have some mistakes but that's more understandable with so many conflicting evidence (so it's best to just visit Classic Horror Message Boards which is full of professionals working in the business).
Dylan Rodriguez
Robert Bell
fuck james
Camden Wood
why?
Charles Cooper
JAMES GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND PEEL THESE POTATOES
Ethan Lewis
hes pathetic
Nathan Richardson
Imagine the smell
Matthew Ward
why?
Nathan Anderson
Landon Bailey
THEY'RE GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
WITH THE CARGO PANTS THAT SUCK ASS
Luke Williams
SHUT UP
Connor Wilson
Where's the sex tape
Samuel Nguyen
You can hear him cracking up during the "Where did the hair go" song. He aight. .
Joseph Myers
It was James oldest daughters birthday 2 days ago. Say happy birthday to darcy!
Aaron Lee
Carter Reed
There is not a single picture of his wife where she does not look like an insufferable cunt. Even without blue hair she radiates pure SJW indignation.
Leo Hughes
fuck off incel
this pic is from right after hazel was born btw
Christian Morris
mother of the year
Oliver Myers
Why is he so comfortable shirtless? Or even being on camera?
I weigh at least 200 pounds less than him and I don't even look in the mirror
Dominic Garcia
He can't feel shame
Luis Morris
C
Owen Jenkins
Mike sure looks a lot like psychopathic killer mark twitchell
Tyler White
fucking right
Joseph Harris
Benjamin Nelson
His youngest daughter is named hazel btw
Thomas Ortiz
That must be it, because I don't know how he ever showed his face in public after this
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Jace Barnes
Is that the retard one? Is that he says she "grew amazingly" like if she was a vegetable?
Camden Hughes
I met a dog named hazel roughly a month ago
Hunter Nguyen
darcy is the one that had arm problems. thats his oldest.
Adam Cruz
BASED
Jack Scott
while you've done what, exactly, James?
Joshua Jones
It was a good day
Thomas Scott
I used to love James but if I saw him today I'd honestly try to kill him just to put him out of his misery. He's like an old sick dog that you can't stand to see hurt any longer. He hates being the nerd but that's all he's got and he has to keep playing the character to maintain a living. His movie, the one chance of him following his dream of being a real film maker, was a completely embarrassing disaster. He has a broken baby, his bitch wife walks all over him and the fact she's cuckolding him is all but confirmed. He's balding. I think he'd kill himself if not for the baby, but with his wife's reputation I doubt it's even his in the first place. I'd just tell him I'm sorry and put a bullet in the back of his head.
Landon Jenkins
Are those old movies actually good? I cant get into them with how bad they look
Aiden Walker
Carter Allen
no. only nostalgiafags like james like them.
Evan Wood
>doing the repel zoomer pose
BASED
Colton Green
based april facebook stalker poster
Parker Wright
Isaiah Ortiz
in the background, only
>niggers
>asian
>muslims
the absolute state of 'murica
Ayden Murphy
Blake Martin
How does somebody as likeable as Mike have literally no likeable friends? Every person he brings on the channel other than himself seems like a total cunt. Other than Bootsy.
Jonathan Reed
Brody Evans
he needs to just shave his head already
Henry Wilson
Its MUCH MUCH worse in metropolitan areas of Canada
Wyatt Mitchell
Fuck the AVGN.
Dylan Martin
Since it's Philly I'm surprised they aren't all black
unless he lives in Jersey but I don't think he does
Chase Gonzalez
fuck i miss 2006-2009 youtube
Kevin Cox
Pleb filter strikes again. lmao.
Ethan Nelson
What sort of tactless cunts get married in remembrance day?
Evan Garcia
Go watch Marvel faggot.
Camden Taylor
James talking at length about old horror and kaiju movies is some of the best autism kino on the internet.
Joshua Reed
he looks really happy talking about godzilla. glad he's happy
Gabriel Foster
Invasion of the Astro Monsters was literally ripped off by Kubrick for 2001. They're kino.
Andrew Green
godzilla movies were the capeshit of its day
Adam Sanders
Imagine thinking this.
Jack Myers
I guess, except better cinematography, and no shitty digital coloring, and better actors, and
Ethan Peterson
Juan Price
>guys i know its retard garbage made for brainlets b-but it looks different!!
Brody Powell
Wyatt Fisher
William Hall
Logan Kelly
Gotta go with slob zombie. Kiran didnt release that terrible ass wiping video to YouTube
Brayden Bell
>it looks different
Film is a visual medium you fucking dumbass.
Samuel Sullivan
Dominic Scott
Anthony Lee
Angry talking about Godzilla >>>>>>> Mike talking about Star Trek.
Grayson Fisher
Thomas Garcia
both mikes like star trek and both J(ames) likes horror movies, crazy innit?
William Anderson
Landon Martin
Grayson Perez
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*destroys the rlm cinemassacre poster*
Jayden Watson
Elijah Clark
>pissed off sad feminist music... ugh i think i hate that the worst
Henry Young
why aren't there any blacks in this clip?
Lucas Baker
even though mike wants to act almighty when confronted to the cinemassacre question, they´re both really. realy similar
Evan Sanchez
Excellent pic
Camden Gonzalez
Jackson Richardson
Ryan Cruz
Is this the James redemption arc?
Juan Rodriguez
Dylan Barnes
Thank God I avoided the tattoo meme
Chase Cooper
Nathaniel Lee
Unironically adorable. She has James' eyes.
Asher Young
tattoos have been a meme for 40+ years.
Lucas Anderson
>I WANTED A VINEYARD BUT INSTEAD WE GOT A TWO STORY IN JERSEY WITH A HALF A MIL MORTGAGE
>I WANTED TO TRAVEL THE WORLD BUT INSTEAD WE HAVE ALL THESE VIDEO GAMES AND A SHITTY TRIP TO LA
Things are starting to make sense
Matthew Campbell
Dominic Rogers
Who's that chocolate cutie?
Nicholas Brown
Nicholas Johnson
the top one is the one that looks fake, its off centre, at an angle
Joshua Gray
>obsessed with fetuses
>doesn't have eraserhead as a favorite film
pseud detected
Liam Howard
Jaxon Ramirez
Why is that a bad thing?
Noah Miller
Anthony Brown
So what were the "complications" with the birth of his daughter? They both seem healthy
Nathan Lopez
>tfw also a Shin virgin
Gojira
vs Hedorah
Terror of Mechagodzilla
GMK
vs Gigan
vs the Sea Monster
vs Megalon
vs Mothra 92
Destroy All Monsters
Son of Godzilla
Connor Thompson
Darcy had a broken arm from the retard doctors. She's fine now.
Jose Hill
Anthony Diaz
jesus she's literally eye fucking him. he's like a geek chad
Isaiah Wright
how do you know this shit?
Adrian Miller
David Perez
he literally has april on his facebook. he's a fucking stalker.
Mason Miller
James mentioned it in that avgn auction video
Jacob Reed
Noah Wilson
I kinda feel bad for people who missed these streams
this was the golden age of pre rec
Jackson Mitchell
Poster ratings:
>Space Cop > Kickassia > AVGN
None of them look bad but Space Cop and Kickassia actually have kind of kino graphic design
Jace Collins
Justin Jenkins
In order:
1. Shin Godzilla
2. Godzilla Vs Biollante
3. Monster Zero
4. Destroy All Monsters
5. GMK
6. 1984
7. Gojira
8. Godzilla vs. Mothra
9. vs. Mechagodzilla
10. vs. Hedorah
Hudson Smith
James Gutierrez
Ian Perry
Yeah agreed. Pretty petty even though I like RLM more these days.
Carter Lewis
Jonathan Thomas
Elijah Morris
Capeshit is better. I don't watch most of it but the interconnected storytelling that the MCU is doing is pretty unprecedented on such a large scale. Gotta respect it.
Nathaniel Taylor
Hudson Price
oh wow...dat hair.
JUST
Brandon Sanders
John Morgan
Monster Zero
Godzilla 1954
Mothra vs Godzilla
Shin Godzilla
Godzilla vs Hedorah
Godzilla vs Biollante
King Kong vs Godzilla
Godzilla vs Gigan
Godzilla 2000
Godzilla vs MechaGodzilla 1974
Jayden Roberts
"H-h-heh, what's angry video game nerd"
Lol seething
Ian Hall
Michael Cruz
ONLY the ones with Jay are close to be considered Kino.
The longer pre-rec went on, more and more of Rich's cunty, fedora tipping personality was revealed.
And Jack's fake laugh and singsong garbage to fill dead air was uncomfortable
Chase Brooks
where is the joke?
Wyatt James
Caleb Miller
look at the baby
Nicholas Miller
Sebastian Martin
Xavier Allen
Nathaniel Price
Austin Miller
Grayson Foster
William Rogers
john rah
Mason Sanchez
this image has aged really poorly
Sebastian Lopez
>we made le shlocky ironic b-movie were so much cooler and better than another youtuber who made a shlocky b-movie
they sound like a bunch of self important assholes, especially jay.
Nathan Clark
>we used to destroy Philly back when we had nothing to lose
Damn for some reason I relate to that
I'm glad Mike and Jay made up despite not being on speaking terms for years. It gives me hope. I feel like I've burned a lot of bridges in my life and my usual reaction is to just move on without even trying to reconcile. But the fact that they got back together and are finding a lot of success gives me hop
Thomas Reyes
manduhla effect
super I ntendo
Grayson Brooks
>door ing
>burr e
Cooper Reyes
i approve of any faggot like jay who doesn't shove it down your throat.
effeminate fags can burn in hell. jay is a fag you can actually have as a male friend.
Juan Evans
James wife never seems comfortable on camera
I wonder what are her thoughts on James "fame"
Juan Powell
damn... you can see the lust burning inside her
John Mitchell
> a woman will never look at you like this one looks at James
IT'S NOT FAIR
I HAVE BETTER HAIR
Gabriel Wood
She was wet already
Luis Peterson
but James going solo and just talking about Godzilla are the kinds of videos I like
Jaxon Campbell
>Godzilla 2000 released in 1999
>It's like a car, named after the next year.
Heh.
Jaxon Collins
God damn that's a nice poster. It's been so long since I've seen one.
Owen Mitchell
Wait Jay is gay?
Parker Nguyen
James is a god
Ryan Taylor
cringe
Parker Bailey
Hudson Torres
Buy my shitty guide books, Yea Forums.
Parker Nelson
Is Godzilla vs. Gigan the most underrated Godzilla movie?
>Some of the best main characters in the franchise
>Some of the best villains in the franchise
>Fun crazy 70s plot
>Anguirus and Godzilla vs. Gigan and King Ghidorah
>That triumphant moment where Godzilla gets back up and wrecks shop
The stock footage isn’t even that excessive.
Justin Robinson
>Mike didn't even go to the movies with James to see the new Avengers movie. Instead, he saw it with Slob Zombie.
Aaron Martin
This guy looks like an ugly Billie Armstrong. Did he model his entire show around that resemblance?
William Jenkins
>This one is on me, Yea Forums!
Oliver Kelly
>tfw no kaiju mommy
Ryan Cook
AVGN was never funny
Landon Jackson
Josiah Martinez
envelope door
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Jace Rogers
Did he still does that shitty podcast with the hobo dude?
Matthew Watson
I had no idea all those old Godzilla movies were on the Criterion channel. Totally gonna go through some of those.
Andrew Davis
Hes too old for that hair cut
Trim the sides
Connor Reed
2007? What the fuck i thought they married in like 2012 or something
Jose Reyes
I think when they didn't have own studio yet for pre-rec was the best golden age for pre-rec. That was also when most of people who were watching the pre-rec was Yea Forums.
Eli Roberts
>with how bad they look
I wish I could beat every one of you people that think this to death. Except my ex, I just want to buttfuck her.
William Hall
>these shitty games are making me lose my fucking hair!
Camden Perez
good to see him excited about something.
gojira
godzilla 1985
gmk
terror of mechagodzilla
vs hedorah
vs gigan
shin
vs biollante
varan the unbelievable it counts fuck off
the planet eater
Connor Phillips
>Ultraman
Nobody tell him about the film in development.
Lincoln Price
Robert Thomas
Mikes too busy plowing his dick into his gf
Ryan Bailey
>Varan
Good point. What are the best Toho monster movies that aren’t Godzilla?
>Rodan
>Mothra
>War of the Gargantuas
I wanted to love Frankenstein more, but it just left a lot to be desired that wasn’t Baragon.
Liam Lee
>that scene where Ghidorrah blows up the White House and the black guy says "well it needed some remodeling anyways" felt forced as fuck. Regardless they give you Kaiju fights galore so its ok in my books.
Jackson Cooper
im just gonna pretend i never saw this
Brandon Watson
....Don’t you fuck with me, user. Don’t you dare fuck with me.
David King
The difference is so far the Godzilla stuff has been good. 2014 was bad, but Kong was bretty gud and brought us Shin.
Dylan Watson
People meme it, but the Showa Gamera films are a treat. They’re zany and fun from beginning to end. The only real ones that I’d avoid are Viras and Supermonster, which both are mostly stock footage.
Adam Perry
BROWN
Brandon Gutierrez
>"I hope Godzilla runs in 2020, he's the real commander in chief" literally what the guy from Friday Night Lights says.
Its only a couple lines, I think the battle scenes make it worth it.
Joseph Perry
>tfw coach taylor let me down
Isaac Watson
>other races exist
Crazy right? you'd probably see more if you went outside for once
Jaxon Bailey
I know that they look good for the time they came out in, but let's face it, it's 2019 now and these movies look like visual diarrhea
Ryder Collins
based
Caleb Wright
And they said avgn was just a character!
Adam Rivera
I will fuck your mouth you little shit don’t you dare do this to me
Hunter Hall
.
Aaron Taylor
He should make a kickstarter for the James Rolfe Hair Transplant fund
Hudson Clark
i honestly, cant get past that its nipponjin men in rubber suits slinging their arms like girls.
Fuck boomer rolfe. cgi IS better
Zachary Baker
Anthony Flores
james rolfe is a celebrity and deserves private showings of a movie
Caleb Walker
Space Amoeba is kino
Josiah Brooks
Mike tried to damage control his autistic raging in the latest james and mike. He tried bringing up a story that James Rolfe got really mad over a game once or twice before. (jeckle and hyde) And basically saying
>im not so bad, james rages too
sorry mike, nothing will compare to these
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Mason Jones
YOU JUST KNOW
Carter Sullivan
This user gets it
Joseph Mitchell
I'm starting to believe the rumor that the AVGN character was based on Mike.
Carter Flores
The only Godzilla movies that look like ass are the ones from Millennium series with the CGI scenes
James Hernandez
bases
Zachary Bailey
Here is one of April's illustrations from her old website.
Carter Reyes
Mason Wright
Neon Genesis Evagelion? Its sure is a genesis alright. A GENESIS OUT THE ASS
Half the show is Shinji being indecisive to pilot the fucking robot. I could take shit during each time hes thinking about it, and nothing would be missed.
Thats real creative. A floating cube. Might as well be a floating toilet!
Why are the eva's trying to strangle each other. If it was me, i would just turn around and empty my ass over its mouth
Ayanami Rei is as entertaining as watching paint dry. Shes so silent. Probably in total shock by how much this anime is ASS
Asuka is my favorite. Shes the only one self aware of how fucking pathetic shinji is. But her screams are so goddamn annoying
(clip of asuka screaming) I mean, SHUT UP.
Misako is a stupid red jacket wearing bitch!
And then, the anime just ends in fucking explosions. Anime is too fucking complicated follow, i just wasted 20 hours of my life.
You might as well replace the last episode with a buffalo taking a diarrhea dump, full blast. It makes just as much sense
Jeremiah Hill
Ryan Cooper
Henry Bailey
>monochrome tattoos
if i ever get a tattoo, i would get one fully colored of my favorite characters
William Lopez
kek
Justin Wilson
Asher Bailey
what a loli
Logan Harris
>watch his review for the brain because its on sale at amazon
>he says nothing about the movie and goes off talking about how the monster looks like krang
autism. why do people like this garbage again?
Angel Sullivan
>Mike asking what "based" means
based
Robert Turner
absolutely. and he wrote many of the classic episodes
Owen Jones
Everything in this is wrong
Cinemassacre doesn't promote its Patreon to the extent RLM does.
James did solo videos before Re:View, but neither invented discussing movies in that laidback way.
Rental Reviews is about all kinds of movies, BOTW is about shitty garbage movies. BOTW did not invent having multiple people discuss a movie.
And RLM didn't invent having a fake store, they aren't even the same type of store.
Unless this is some ironic thing, RLMfags are insane.
Liam Green
You're more autistic than Mike
Sebastian Cook
>age 23
so james managed to marry a girl 5 years younger than them. strange, i thought they were the same age
Caleb King
Is James a libcuck? I've never heard a thing about his political views.
Noah Morales
>complaining about sexism and racism in indiana jones
yes
Alexander Thomas
>she radiates pure SJW indignation.
m8
Matthew Williams
Do people who use the word autism think they're smart with their 10 word vocabulary?
Thomas Rivera
t. autist
Jaxson Myers
>It's a James nerding out about film series he actually DOES like and care about.
>Just him, no landwhales or other strange people
This is James at his best, I mean you can literally see him try to contain his enthusiasm.
Ayden Garcia
Stop doing normal episodes.
Do shitty podcast videos about everything and spam people feed with them.
Shit on Diablo fans and defend Blizzard.
Tumbling down...
Nicholas Phillips
sauce plz
Kevin Scott
supapixelwhore
Jacob Jenkins
It is about production quality.
James Bell
Pat dug his own grave a long time ago. He will never reach the level he wants to reach as a youtuber, that's why he started making these huge NES , SNES library review books that are pretty much useless to make some money.
James doesn't even do collaborations with him anymore and from what I've heard in the past, Pat dared to argue with James on the NWC episode's script and tried to change the endind of the episode saying he knew people wouln't really care for James' ending
The podcast is all about 3 things anyway: Constantly bashing D.C by making 10 videos about the same movie and saying how Marvel is so much better; Pushing their SJW agenda (especially Ian); Calling out ebay sellers that make a buck by selling SD cards with game roms illegaly.
Half the time they have no idea of what they are talking about and look like fools by contradicting themselves from a previous topic.
As bonus, they allow themselves to talk down to other game collectors and feel like they can insult all sorts of gamers for various reasons
''People selling free/open source emulators on the internet are a bunch of fucking scammers'' -Ian
''Sony has released the PSmini and it uses an open source emulator, that doesn't bother me'' -Ian
''People not liking the new battlefield trailer are a bunch of sexist racists'' -Ian
''Oh, you have a reproduction cart in your collection, you're not a real collector'' - Pat
''Captain marvel was a great movie'' -Pat and Ian
''Oh, you're unhappy to assist an expensive blizzard conference that told you, you would not get what they promised you? You're a fucking baby!'' -Pat
I wonder if the Unreal tournament makers made a super expensive conference only to tell the people they will get a mobile unreal engine for the next candy crush or some shit; What would Pat say if he paid to assist that conference?!? He would flip his shit and throw a tantrum like no other. But he sure ain't a crybaby. It would be a different story if it was him.
Christian Powell
That's a shame, I didn't know about that. I basically only make a habit of watching AVGN these days. I'm going to try not letting that Sully my view of him.
Lucas Phillips
Castlevania 4 on super nintendo.... now THAT was a game
Why would i use a keyboard to play my games instead of a controller? A keyboard is for typing, not playing
Nintendo vs Sega. Theres no better pair of things that the word "versus" has ever come between.
We knew from watching "the Wizard", that it was Ninja GUY-den instead of gay-den
You have to sit through a movie before the game starts. Is that what kids do now of days? sit around and WATCH video games instead of PLAYing?
Mario 64 and Zelda Ocarina of time. THOSE were natural controls in 3d...
Grayson Ward
james is such a dumbfuck. i hate him. punchable face too.
Adam Watson
He's so fucking bald it hurts. He needs to just get a wig and stop bald posting. It's embarrassing.
Brandon Jackson
Brendan staying thin after all the weightloss is actually impressive.
Gavin Nelson
It can’t be helped
Nathaniel Morales
This image is supposed to be homo erotic right? It literally looks like your typical blowjob shot.
Mike is the innocent virgin who is shocked taking in a huge meat dragon for the first time, while justin is the hungry cock monster whose well experienced.
Jayden Johnson
fucking scary
Jack Collins
>cgi IS better
Not true.
Logan Gray
By the folds of fat dropping down my gut,
I swear this cinemassacre thread will reach its bump limit!
Ian Gutierrez
He is apolitical person. He doesn't give a shit politics.
Isaiah Morales
Caleb Davis
the bootsy crew
Isaiah Adams
More like the HIV+ crew because they're all fags and fuck each other LOL
Brayden Martinez
laughing is scary?
Gabriel Fisher
Dylan Nelson
based. fuck kike and aaron.
Asher Gomez
the lightning makes it look like he has pitch black eyes like a demon. his mouth is more expanded than usual and shows off his gum. and bottom teeth.
yes, its fucking creepy. it looks like the face mike makes before murdering you
Jace Ortiz
James and Mike both know literally NOTHING about politics. The political guy is Bootsy, who is a hardcore hillary clinton fanatic
Cooper Kelly
i think james knows more politics than mike, because his wife spoonfeeds opinions for him, and he talked bad of trump on one interview he did.
Dominic Allen
Fucking CRINGE. I hate that dumb cunt so much.
Caleb Diaz
mikes going to marry that dumb cunt!
Landon Long
Gotta feel bad when she takes all his videos games in their inevitable divorce.
Jeremiah Jenkins
Adam Hall
Whats your opinion on his wife?
Gavin Taylor
Gotta feel bad when mike takes out her whole family in the inevitable murder suicide
Jayden Rogers
Adam Murphy
Wew lad
Jonathan Young
>james rolfe
>finally realised his life's goal of making a feature length film
>it's a total piece of shit
>dead look in eyes
>balding
>cuc.khold to BBC loving SJW wife
>retarded baby
>video game collection destroyed
>forced to get a tattoo by a black man that was fucking his wife
>literal micropenis
>forced into a permanent chastity cage by one of her wife's black bull
>hemorrhaging money
>forced to play a character he hates to pay the medical bills for his spaz kid
>had to sell most of his classic games for a baby that probably isn't his
>has to rimjob her wife's nigger lovers while they fuck her
>sideburns inverselty proportional to the hair on his head
>getting fatter by the day
>blood pressure on the rise
>has to eat nigger cum out of her wife's pussy on a daily basis
>literally a ticking time bomb of fatness and depression
>still wearing t-shirts (even metal t-shirts) like a teenager
>fallen so far but still hasn't hit the absolute bottom
>also has no way to get back to the top
>mike matei
>aging like a fine wine
>getting more handsome every day
>thick full head of beautifully groomed hair
>hot girlfriends
>solely responsible for AVGN and James' paychecks for the last 10 years
>funnier than james
>smarter than james
>bigger penis than james
>his hot girlfriends are all faithful
>better at making films than james
>dresses nicely
>10" diamond hard thick penis
>can fuck for hours
>fucks like a machine
>more interesting opinions than james
>better at video games than jmes
>lets james come over to his awesome apartment because he's such a killer nice guy he won't leave this shell of a man in the dust
>lets james suck his gigantic beautiful cock off
>nothing but good things ahead
>phd in applied mathematics soon
>confident enough in himself to release embarrassing videos of himself and laugh it off because he's that alpha
>actually has talent in multiple areas (drawing, video editing, wed administration, etc.)
Carson James
>Books: I don´t read a whole lot, but i do love Harry Potter. It takes a very special book to get my attention long enough to...
What a disgusting excuse of human being.
Alexander Perry
it feels like james married his first kiss. she doesnt seem that pleasant or into james based on camera appearance. ive seen more love between dsp and kat! yet i hear stories of her being nice in person and james certainly does love her.
i think james's true type would be some goth girl into horror and shit
Julian Cox
James doesnt have a bone of hatred in his body. To the point of autism which i believe he said he had. I have to wonder if she controls his daily activities
Adam Perez
people from mike;s highschool have come out and said they hated him, and that he had many girlfriends
incredibly based
Wyatt Peterson
>james doesnt know how to piss and shit
youtube.com
Matthew Clark
at least he gets pussy. More than I can say for myself
Thomas Cox
This is why i watch Cinemassacre . I love AVGN, Board James and all of those, but James just talking and analyzing things like this is my absolute favorite and I keep coming back to them, even the oldest ones. Never stop James, we all love you and what you do.
Daniel Lopez
i wouldnt be surprised if james really does talk to his asshole in the morning as a form of autism
Jayden Robinson
>laughing at your special ed friend on camera
Austin Sanchez
>those gay sideburns
Juan Richardson
james rolfe completely destroyed by Yea Forums again
Easton Morgan
how many girls do you think mike has fucked
Ryder Ross
more than james
Sebastian Turner
50
Gabriel Parker
dont know but i sincerely think James has only had april.
Connor Foster
probably a little lowball I bet around 75-80
Zachary Fisher
probably
Jack Cruz
its obvious
Dylan Flores
>spends past 15 years making sure channel is apolitical as possible
>this fat fuck shows up wearing this
based
Mason Ramirez
justin looks even more disgusting when you zoom up to his face to reveal peach fuzz
Joshua Scott
forgot pic
Joshua Perez
i genuinely hope he dies soon
David Cruz
FAT FUCKING CUNT
Jaxon Nelson
Ryder Mitchell
>rental reviews gets double the views of james and mike
Aiden Martin
james and mike are over sweetie
Justin Lewis
>last post