>”what the shit-waffle-on-a-fuck-stick”
>”hahaha he did funny thing hahah”
Deadpool was a movie centred on 4th wall quips, how this shit generated success worldwide is beyond me
”what the shit-waffle-on-a-fuck-stick”
Nolan Turner
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Camden Mitchell
4th wall goes back to Chaplin ya pleb.
Justin Fisher
It was fun. You can eat well and still enjoy McDonalds sometimes you beta incel. have sex
Lincoln Johnson
>4th wall
No one cares about this shit you onions guzzling cuck
Aiden Morris
Then why did you bring it up?
Zachary Johnson
>points out cliches and lazy formulaic writing
>movie plays those same formulas and cliches competely straight
>"BUT WE POINTED THEM OUT SO IT'S A META SUBVERSION FUCKSTRONAUT!"
Daniel Lewis
The Deadpool movies are the best X-Men movies. They aren't ashamed of their source material. Are they childish with outdated jokes at times? Sure, but they're both pretty enjoyable films used as pure escapism.
Nathaniel Thomas
Nerdy thots love this movie though. Seriously invite some geeky girl to come over and watch Deadpool, she can't say no.
David Gomez
If it generated worldwide success like you said then people actually do care about it retard.
Caleb Perry
Because its actually a refreshingly different capeshit film? And gave us Logan. Colossus is the Marvel archetype of never killing and always doing the right thing, so its different to see an anti hero shoot dead someone just because they work at a psych ward.
Blake Lee
who doesnt love a good quip?
Henry Richardson
Yea Forums pretends not to, as long as it's capeshit characters doing it. 80s action heroes are allowed to because reasons.
Carson Moore
It doesn't actually care about the source material considering the juggernaut was a literal jobber who was a joke character. The second deadpool movie was seriously bad, I couldn't believe it.
Oliver Richardson
Lucas Davis
Overall I thought it was alright, but that scene on the bridge was cringe as fuck and honestly hurt the film. Luckily what follows isn’t as bad.
Aiden Davis
>Juggernaut
>Jobbing
The only way they beat him is by fighting dirty and electrocuting him and he still survived it. He was kicking all of their asses until colossus showed up
Joseph Collins
There’s an enormous difference between “Fun one liners that don’t detract from the story or the action” and “Lets stop everything and have the actors Babble until a joke falls out”
Landon Rodriguez
>hahahahaha he put the wire in his ass and electrocuted him, hahahaah we see his but
>drools
Nah man, just fucking no. The first film had a pass because it actually had real commentary on super hero fatigue, the second film is quip after quip with no self awareness becoming the very thing that it was proud of not being.
Leo Moore
That fight was one of the best capeshit fights in years.
Liam Anderson
No it wasn't not even close. It was boring as hell, Juggernaut would've ripped colossus in two in seconds, the fact that he could actually take a few means that the writers don't respect the source material.
Owen Peterson
The second one still has self awareness what are you on about, they even brought in Cable to provide as a serious comic hero to contrast Deadpool the same as the comics. The first wasnt new in what it was doing at all since Kick Ass, Mystery Men and Super preceded it. The only difference is when Deadpool came out it was the same year as Civil War so we didnt have 4 extra quippy Marvel movies a year. You are just even more fatigued because more capeshit started copying the successful formula of Deadpool
Cooper Perez
No other mainline DC or marvel film copied dead pool, the film only worked as a standalone film, the second one is nonsense. All the jokes in the sequel are tired, and just plain bad. He just says random pop culture references and then the movie ends. What a waste of Cable if I'm being honest.
Justin Lee
Lmfao Juggernaut has jobbed all the time you zoomer
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Ill let you into a secret about cartoons and films based on comics or cartoons the bad guy always loses
Robert Brown
poopy cowabunga
Joshua Morgan
lmao, you are citing the pride of the x men, the pilot which flopped hard and never got picked up, and you would have us believe that even the X men cartoon is actually comic accurate?
Yikes....
Hudson Lee
>Juggernaut would've ripped colossus in two in seconds
>NOO U CANT CITE OTHER MEDIA THE JUGGERNAUT LOSES TO COLOSSUS IN IT DOESNT COUNT!!! REEEE
Stay mad zoomer
Anthony Morris
best video on deadpool
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Parker Gutierrez
Lol, the cartoon is not accurate to the comic. I like how you even posted that cartoon which isnt even the main X men cartoon, meaning you probably don't even know what you are talking about. Read the comics buddy, Juggernaut is a literal god.
I honestly believe that you are probably a zoomer at this point. kek
Tyler Nguyen
>5 seconds of action
>terrible 4th wall joke
>5 seconds of dialogue
>Another 4th wall joke
>5 seconds of something
>crotch to the camera
>onions cucks: deadpoolz wazz cinmazz mazerpeice
Faggots here defending this atrocious pile of shit, just admit we’ve all been duped by that smug retard Reynolds’s
Jordan Brown
ZOOM ZOOM ZIGGITY ZOOM
GET OUT OF BED user AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM
Easton Wood
It's ok user, you don't have to lie on Yea Forums and pretend that you are even old enough to remember the cartoons or to have read the comics. It's alright that you like zoomer core films like deadpool.
Just let it go kek.
Asher Roberts
is made fun of super hero movies right?
its weird super hero movie fans liked it so much
Zachary Garcia
>degending himself this much after being outed as a zoomer
Its an anonymous board zoomie, theres no way to prove your age unless you upload a photo id. But how mad you are getting pretty much 100% confirms your zoomer status
Aaron Barnes
At the bare minimum you could at least research the source material before embarrassing yourself. Again just the fact that you posted the pride of the X men, a pilot that never aired, just shows how little you know about anything, even as simple as comics.
It's ok buddy, start reading X men from 1963 on, you'll get it eventually. I believe in you!
Based retard.
Jason Cruz
>Degrading*
Thought I'd fix that spelling mistake for you!, don't worry about it man! We can't all have basic fifth grade grammar. Wait, you're not a shitskin are you?
Yikes....
Luis Nguyen
The comics are better than the movie. The comics run from mediocre to pretty good.
The first movie was garbage and the second movie was too crass in a lot of parts.
Christopher Gray
*ZOOOOOOOOOOM*
*ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM*
Looks like you win first place at the Yea Forums zoomer race. Congrats zoomie, now accept this champagne flute of piss
Jace Lewis
brilliant
Dylan Cooper
Just the fact that you keep posting the same nonsense means you actually might be seething with rage. It's alright user, make sure you work on your spelling, knowledge of what you are talking about, and make sure that people don't know from the first few posts that you are a shitskin.
Don't worry user, not all of us can be white.
Charles Clark
Whats that zoomie? Your neet bucks are running low? Here its pocket change to me whats your paypal? Oh wait zoomies use cashapp dont they? Well whats that?
Jose Miller
I hate the swearing in Deadpool. It tries to be cute and irreverent but it gets old really fast, and after the third curse+noun combo it's just not even remotely funny. Just standard angry swearing would be funnier.
>HAHAHAHA, WANK FREEZER
>HOHOHO, FUCK SCISSORS
>LOLOLOL DICK MARMOSET
Jackson Miller
KEK
Jeez user, that's a lot of pent up rage from being a shitskin. Just fix your spelling mistakes and blatant grammatical errors and you can pretend you are white here. It's all good man, just breath.
Lucas Hall
ZIG ZIG ZOOM SEE ME ZOOMIN DOWN THE BACK STEET
BUMPING BLACKSTREET, TREATED LIKE A NEET
Jeremiah Gomez
>its a "Ryan Reynolds as himself" movie
Caleb Harris
user, it's ok, no need to sperg every post. Just look at your skin right now, and just accept it. It's shit colored.
Wyatt Johnson
*to the tune on xmen cartoon*
ZOOMZOOMZOOOOOM ZOOM ZOOM
ZOOMZOOMZOOOOOM ZOOM ZOOM
ZOOMZOOMZOOOOOM ZOOM ZOOM
ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM
ZOOMZOOMZOOOOOM ZOOM ZOOM
ZOOMZOOMZOOOOOM ZOOM ZOOM
ZOOMZOOMZOOOOOM ZOOM ZOOM
ZOOM ZOOM
ZOOMZOOMZOOMZOOMZOOMZOOMZOOMZOOMZOOMZOOM ZOOOOOOM
Hunter Nelson
It's "To the tune OF the Xmen cartoon*
Yessh, don't worry I fixed it for you!
Xavier Campbell
Hey now, you're an zoomer, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a zoomer, get out of bed, get laid
Wyatt Walker
All this because you aren't white and don't understand the X-men.
That's a yikes from me!
Oh and it's you're A zoomer, not an
Gabriel Murphy
>me twirling my mustache when teh zoomer is raging
Mason Hill
Don't worry user, you'll win the next argument! No need to deflect constantly and just sperg out. Calm down. kek
Logan Turner
>"Zip it, Thanos."
John Collins
>The only time this smely zoomer will have a shower
Alexander Perez
>It doesn't actually care about the source material considering the juggernaut was a literal jobber who was a joke character.
Despite his powerset making him one of the most powerful characters in Marvel comics, the Juggernaut almost never wins his fights.
Zachary Stewart
I'm confused, why are you LARPING as right wing when you are a shitskin?
You aren't white, therefore you literally are the antifa member in that pic.
Only when he fights people like Professor X or Jean
Jose Myers
DELTA 4 ROMEO COME IN DELTA 4 ROMEO THIS IS BRAVO ALPHA SIERRA ECHO DELTA, WE HAVE 1 SPERGING ZOOMER
David White
user, you aren't white. Never will be. I know that upsets you but that's the truth.
Connor Allen
D R O P P E D
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Lincoln Taylor
Man it must suck to be to intelligent too have fun
Nolan Price
We are going to destroy the Zoomers. They are not going to get away with what they did on 9 November 1918. The day of reckoning has come.
Josiah Peterson
user, whites like myself will never accept you. You type like you are mexican. Noone will help you, you will die knowing you never will be white and will never be accepted by whites.
Ouch.
Jeremiah Jenkins
>mfw the zoomer is literally seething
Christian Perry
Post your skin color right now lol. You won't because you're a shitskin, I hit the nail right on the head didn't I?
When did you start hating yourself exactly?
Julian Foster
Into the shower Zoomie
Jayden Ortiz
Post your skin color. If not then I can only assume you aren't white and are a walking paradox.
Carson Parker
Not sure what is funnier; 9/11 or this zoomer raging
Chase Price
I'm sorry user that you aren't white. Sucks being inferior but that's how it is. At least you know it yourself.
Leo Williams
I think this Zoomer being so ass blasted is funner tbqhwyf
Owen Price
Oh shit, you're a paki aren't you? Post your skin color.
Luke Clark
And for my next trick im going to get this zoomer to reply to me until this thread hits the bump limit
Luis Campbell
>2 people are actually spending their free time this way
Landon Wood
Post your skin color shitskin. I'll be waiting.
Dominic Gomez
Keep going zoomer, i expect a reply
Brody Wright
Post your skin color. If you do you aren't retarded and didn't lose the argument 30 posts ago.
Sebastian King
SHE ACTUALLY DID IT THE ZOOMER SHE REPLIED. Now lets just keep you going for another 30 posts
Christian Howard
Post your skin color. Just take a picture of your arm then post it.
Ayden Fisher
29 to go Zoomie. I genuinely thought you would have figured out why im even replying a while ago but this is just perfect
Cooper Scott
Just take a picture of your hand. You can do it.
Logan Robinson
Last reply from me zoomie, you cant get me with the same thing ive being doing to you for an hour and 10 minutes you retard. Take care zoomie and dont forget to clean your room.
when you get the last word in, make sure you scroll up and realise how ive been using 1 insult on you for over an hour and posting pepe images and you have actually been replying to each one, think on it back to work for me. Take care zoomer
Carson Foster
It's ok user, you didn't manipulate anything, I just kept replying to constantly remind you that you are not white, and that you wouldn't actually show that you weren't. You lost the argument, are retarded, sperged out, and a shitskin.
KEK
Luke Rodriguez
>because reasons
go back
Asher White
have sex
Benjamin Carter
lol perfect
Jonathan Richardson
The reason that all of the quipping is bad in most capeshit is that the movies take themselves too seriously, and the jokes just give it an incoherent and dishonest tone. They work better in deadpool because the movie is fully embracing that it's a dumb, puerile comedy rather than pretending to be anything else.
Sebastian Jenkins
Good post.
Ian Diaz
manchilds are a legit problem for the western civ
Logan Carter
This assblasted zoomer thinks he got the last laugh. SIKE
Cooper Myers
>t. SEETHING joyless faggot
Lucas Scott
>”what the shit-waffle-on-a-fuck-stick”
>”hahaha he did funny thing hahah
>onions guzzling cuck
hahaha user did funny thing hahah
Juan Clark
It was a fun movie but it doesn't get better with each re watch
Reynolds is based tho. He seems like he has a good time playing deadpool.
Dylan Moore
Yikes user, it's ok, you will never be white.
Mason Johnson
as a zoomer born in 1999, these movies are shitty
Joshua Garcia
ryan reynolds wishes he could quip
Luis Brown
Based, literally still had this tab open on my phone and see someone else gas3 carried it on. God speed
Grayson Rivera
If you clownpost then you are a Zoomer, Zoomer.
Ayden Gutierrez
Post your hand.
Bentley King
>go back
go back
Caleb Clark
Julian Carter
Have sex
Elijah Long
The absolute state of this board
Jaxson Long
Deadpool is a film genetically engineered to appeal to imdbspawn redditors with no sense of sophistication who laud meme dialog, which supports upvote groupthink mentality, and meme acting with a good movie pandering reddit tier meta capeshit "entertainment" sensibilities and a meme tv movie aesthetic
John Williams
Deadpool is over the top but at least it's something different and funny. I will watch DP2 again at some point but I'm probably never going to watch the MCU movies again.
Grayson Perez
Whenever he breaks the fourth wall is sort of feels like Ryan Reynolds is paying attention to me, which is the closest I have gotten to feeling like I matter in ages.
Austin Long
>its a game of thrones/capeshit tourist outs himself with the wordfilter again episode
Expand your vocabulary you simpleton.
Kevin Thomas
>4th wall joke bad
Angel Reyes
have sex
Jayden Mitchell
>2 people
It's a samefag.