Here are your new Avengers bro

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> I'm so well off and privileged and uncaring because of the boatloads of shekels I make pushing kike propaganda that I can elevate hordes of women w/ no threat to my personal well-being which is why I have no problem doing it even as such a theme in society fucks it sideways.
> I carry on with a smug indifference to hide how I'd really feel if it weren't for the shekels I am paid

The whole female propaganda movement is so obvious...
Pay a bunch of men off to appear to be in support of something that fucks society ...

At least we have seven limes, thank you Gwyneth

>Segregating men women

Wow it's like the 1820s

>Implying based Karen, Zoe and Pom aren't getting the fuck away from Captain Fungus' barmy army to go on crazy adventures with Gamer Thor

downey is only there to strut around in his platform shoes

Zoe is rubbing off

wait wheres scarjo

Probably looking for blood of Christians for Passover.

Godamn I wanna hate fuck bree so bad like gap her little asshole wide open and spit on her face and make a big mess on it

Imagine being Zoe and having to tolerate the company of crazy-ass cpt fungus as she casually puts her arm around you

but who was camera?

what does this face convey

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Aids

So many stronk women and they still need validation from a guy...

Based blindposter.

>Didn't get dusted but just gonna fuck off and do nothing all movie

She wasn't in the girlpower scene due to being ded.

She's being blissfully ignorant of the imminent NAMOR

Explain to me how these are actually the "new avengers" and you aren't just memeing. Because no one fucked off or died apart from captain America thir and iron man

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They purposely picked a manlet for a reason...
Fits in what I stated above.

Imagine being RDJ in that moment and having to be all like "damn, Brie Larson, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally make you the leader of the Avengers, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be RDJ and not only sit in that chair while Brie Larson flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that monotone delivery. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, BRIE LARSON LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in New York. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "Oscar worthy (for that is what she calls it)" acting, the acting she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking RDJ. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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>disdain for plebs

>Tony dead
>Steve almost dead
>Thor is in GotG
>Hulk potentially permanently crippled
>Natasha dead
>Clint went home to be a family man

They're all gone user

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>Clint went home to be a family man
That's too bad. Outside of the Avengers movies, he was basically non-existent only having short as fuck cameos; and in the Avengers movies, just more glorified stretched out cameos.

they did hulk dirty in this movie he didn't get any character development really and just served to bookend scenes

>spider man far from home
> spider man when he tries to call tony for guidance but then remembers he's dead

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He is so fucking cool

>>Hulk potentially permanently crippled
He didn't have any problems fighting aliens in the end.
Btw now that their universe became this big there's literally now reason for any of the solo heroes to call some of the other ones for help in any given situation. Even during phase 2 the common question was "why didn't tony call cap when the fucking president was kidnapped?" and now it's much worse. Spider-man can just call Strange and say "hey i'm fighting mysterio in venice can you help me out real quick?", portal opens, couple of spells are cast and the problem is solved. No stakes from now on

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The smell of period-synced pussy, body paint, sweat mixed with perfume, shitty vegan food and years of weed smoke and farts imbibed in those curtains fills the hot stale air.

>he's literally dead inside
Man, getting redpilled is probably why he jumped off the ship instead of carrying on in the AIDSvengers.

MANTIS IS CUTTEEEE

I grimaced.

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>this is the future you chose, fanboys

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Oh this is one of the famous 'Downey lunches' where he invites chosen people to his trailer and has his chef make them like the best food in the world. Apparently it's really prestigious to get invited to have lunch with RDJ on the Marvel movies.

They made her keep that on because Karen is the most cute

Is it just me, or does the smile on Zoe's face feel a bit forced? Like she is about to physically remove Brie's arm after the photo.

Yeah. I posted almost the same after my inspection of the pic before reading thread. Is a game. I say what I see and feel, then read the comments.

Brie is so cute with short hair

>tfw "don't touch me"

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It's just you

I can see this. Karen is probably biggest geek of the bunch. I can totally see her getting worked up over a video game and yelling at it. I can also see her trolling people in online games using her Nebula voice.

Dese wypipo excepted me into dere movie bcuz we used to be KWAAAANZZ!

Why is this so funny

based dubs of truth

dogpilled

>if only you knew how bad things really are