Why aren't you going to see my movie?

Why aren't you going to see my movie?

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yes

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I have an open mind user.

Will there be butt stuff with Jiggilypuff?

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well you see the problem with going to the cinema is that its not my comfy bed

You didn't have Gangsters Paradise playing in your trailer.

ryan renolds isn't funny. he's will ferrel 1.2.

no
capeshit is for teenagers but pokemon is for kids
you are literally a pedo manchild king if you like pokemon
>"b-but my anime girl rendering of the shadow types!"
NO! you are a manchild.

Endgame bitch

Lil nigga you’ll be the movie that dethrones Avengers

Because I stopped giving a crap about Pokemon after Black/White, and even then, at the age of 18, I thought I was getting too old for your shit, Gamefreak.

the surprise hit of the year

>octillery cooking what could be octopus

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not even close

Endgame is going to be #1 until AT LEAST Aladdin

because digimon are better

But I am seeing it shill-kun

But I am lil guy

what the fuck is "digimon"?

digiwhat?

digital monsters. Digimon are the champions.

Your parents bought you megablocks instead of lego didn't they?

Digiwhat ain't no country I ever heard of!

Unironically
Megablocks>>>>>lego

Absolute faggotry of the highest order.

I'm going to see Sonic instead

Megablocks weren't available in my country back then so they could only buy lego

are you going to eat the disc if that does not happen?

Because Pika Pika pi

It's not Pokemon. It's a Warner Brothers bastardized version of Pokemon.

Endgame =men
Pikachu = little kids

The dude from
GotG and played wizard Shazam

Yes. If Detective Pikachu with it's $50 million opening weekend somehow beats Endgame's $95 million third weekend I will eat a disc.

it's not pokemon because it's detective pikachu

*cringe*

LITERALLY THIS
actually Endgame will make more than that !! Based Disney will buy Nintendo after this disaster

Not this again. Don't make the same mistake as disc user who got eternally BTFO

Based Disneybros in da house!!!!

pikachu's strength is overseas, just like endgame's

hey it's a living

Thanos is gonna Dab on Pokémon so hard

why would anyone choose a rat for a pokemon
im more of a ghost gengar guy myself

I will, Pikachu. I can't wait to see my ultimate nigga Psyduck.

Disc user was a fucking retard who couldn't see outside his bubble like all the DCucks who kept saying Shazam would make more than Captain Marvel

literally me

if mewtwo is so cool why isn't there a mewthree

Save us Pikachu! But more importantly save Yea Forums!

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>I am an edgy badass look at me!

Put the epic No! in quotation marks, you have to respect the pasta

because pikachu doesn't require friends to evolve fully :(

>Today also marks the May Day holiday in many countries, including China, where early estimates for the film’s Wednesday grosses are another $74 million for the film, pushing its China total to $463 million and making it the highest grossing foreign film of all time in the Middle Kingdom.
Reminder China is the key to Pikachu being any sort of success and it will still be getting mogged there when it releases

Both are cute. I'm more of a grass type kind of guy though.

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I'm edging to this.

>a digicuck enters the thread

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this but haunter > gengar

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B U L B A
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**smooch**

based ghostposter

I for one welcome our new Pokékino overlords.

I am, I'm taking the girl I'm interested in to go see it

In the trailer I think there's a hunter and gengar getting btfo by a blastoise.

:3

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I thought bulbasaurs would have the same weight as pikachu desu.

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China doesn't care

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what a terrible language

i was the only kid in my grade that liked fighting types ;_;

How the fuck do you even type in chinese anyways? Doesn't every character mean a different word in that language?

Get some better trailer music.

youtube.com/watch?v=fPO76Jlnz6c

Here you go youtube.com/watch?v=wmnkAOO6Qo4

You type it phonetically in Roman script with a regular QWERTY keyboard and a dropdown with the ideographs that match the initial phonetic letters of the homonyms appears and you select the correct ideograph for the meaning you intent. The ideographs are for ease of reading rather than ease of writing. Once you know the characters it's so much more efficient to read than an alphabet where you're basically recognizing words rather than the individual letters anyway but there are so many letters in every word and it's so stretched out.

Solid gold kino.

Several ways, I use a pinyin input on my phone wo shi Bai mei guo ren = 我是白美国人. Older model keyboards had radical input, where you "drew" the character piece by piece. My boss just uses the writing feature on his, just draws it with his finger on his phone.

Go watch his movie, OR ELSE!

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Disc user is the retard who said Aquaman wouldn't get a billion. It was probably you

I'm going to see it multiple times Ryan

>embargoed until the last possible second
Uh-oh...

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Because I don't have a girlfriend to take with me to see it

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>Last second
>A full week before
Based retard

Because Pokemon is shit. Every episode the exact same thing happens and the show was an obvious commercial for the related video and card games.

>I only know pokemon because of the anime
Are you a normie?

That's racist

Are you a weeb?

>Are you a normie?
He's not, even normalfags played Pokemon GO and various other games. He's just that autistic.

Everyone in this imageboard, yes. Go back to r*ddit

Because I played MTG and not that gay cartoon game.