Avril Lavigne Just came out as a Satanist

none of it exists and it's just for the purposes of marketing and "art"

HEY HEY (You) (You)

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the state of white w*men

This, how could Veronica choose stupid jock Gabriel over a gamer Lucifer like me? ANGELS RISE UP

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>first tries the japan anime shit
>now this
desperate for attention

Heaven and Hell are metaphors for the consequences of your actions you literal brainlet. Satan carries the souls of the dead because he bears the burden of their failures in the pursuit of truth, whereas Jesus promotes and rejoices in the blissful ignorance of his sheep.

Anything to get relevant, I see

ANCELS RISE UP(down)

Satanism is just atheists fucking with cultists.

My opinion on is it that you're being abused by the people you trust.

>Believes Satan exists
>Therefore believes God exists
>Chooses Satan anyway

Why are Satanist so fucking stupid?

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>t. the great deceiver
okay satan. i truly and unironically trust you now and give you my soul (i don't)

None of them are real Satanists. Can you imagine her saying "OH LORD SATAN I OFFER YOU A BLOOD SACRIFICE! I COULDN'T FIND ANY HUMAN TO KILL SO I FOUND THIS SQUIRREL! IT WAS ALREADY DEAD AND KILLED BY A TOTOYA, BUT ACCEPT MY OFFERING OF EVIL!?"

They're just atheists who do the socially-popular thing of shitting on Christians (and ONLY Christians).

just like Taylor

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>none of it exists
wrong

>Gabriel
>Not based Michael
I HAVE TO BEAT YOUR ASS AGAIN LUCY?

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>t. christcuck

well when Muslims start destroying the country like Christians do we'll start making fun of them too. You're the problem right now. We'll gas the muslims with you. Don't worry about that.

I love those shiny black leather hot pants

>>t. christcuck
Yep, proud of that as well. You'll outgrow your edgy teenage phase one day!

There's different groups actually, satanism isn't some monolithic ideology. Sure there's the people who are basically just atheists who want to feel edgy, but other groups actually believe in their own bullshit.

You're so edgy. I bet the chicks really dig that about you.

we have to get rid of the pedolic and protestant heretics and rebuild the one true church

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Satanism is the fedora tip religion, they only pretend he exists as an epic win to own religious people. Their scripture is just a rambling mix of be excellent to each other and MOM'S GONNA FREAK

REMINDER
That the Satanic Church was literally founded by Jews. If you have any sense at all, you'll know what that fact means.

Imagine being such a cuck and getting offended by "Satanism" in 2019

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Fake Jews*
FTFY

>That Lucyfer hairline
Nice guy worship top kek

>when muslims start destoying the country
ah, i am too, living in the year 1950

Satan doesn't ask for sacrifices, all he asks is that we use our free will

>Fake Jews
What constitutes a fake Jew?

Imagine being a (((christian))) when you have access to literally all knowledge at all time.

It's one thing when you're just a retarded caveman with no media, or a baby being abused. But you """people""" are grown ass adults unironically believing in fairy tales for fucking retards.

You know how when you were 7 you realized that Santa was just a lie they told you to keep you compliant? That's LITERALLY what religion is! How is it that you were able to internalize the cognitive dissonance from the realization that Santa was a lie but (((God))) wasn't?

Jews are genetically Jewish. You are born a Jew, it isn't something you choose.

WE LIVE
IN A HEAVENLY KINGDOM

Atheist kids defending methheads that worship Satan are so pathetic.

you can always use your free will since jesus died for your sins. this whole religion thing is retarded in it's entirety

Oh wow, you managed to stuff your post of at least a dozen NPC talking points. It's a shame you don't have a good relationship with your parents.

isn't that when Christfaggots forced the US government to add all the god shit into everything? "In God we Trust." "One nation under God." That was all the 50s. So it's funny that you'd bring that up. That was literally when America started to become overrun by satanic (((christians))) lol

i want her to rape me and sacrifice my life force into her womb

Imagine being so out of touch with reality that you appear to be full blown schizophrenic in your Yea Forums posts.

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Literally who?

Being an atheist isn't edgy enough for people anymore? *sigh* It's all so tiresome.

>NPC
you're literally programmed to believe in a nonsense and recite a script to justify it. Project less christcuck.

Post her tits

Tax evasion, satanism is also more open to women, my guess it saves my more money in the long term and it fits her brand better.

>My imaginary friend is the best
>NO! MY imaginary friend is the best, yours is shit
>no yours is shit

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>like Christians do

Fuck off degenerate faggots. Once Christianity dies in America your only line of defense to protect you from the 3rd-world hordes that hate you will be gone, and you all go away too.

i dont care
call me when she comes out as my gf

Jesus was a degenerate pedophile. That's why the Romans killed him. He was running a cult to groom and fuck little kids.

PROVE

ME

WRONG

LMAO.

Older than 17 and still trying to be edgy? yikies! grow up.

Well...he does have a point. You did kind of use a bunch of NPC talking points. By NPC, I mean uncreative regurgitated points that weren't intellectually digested by you, but absorbed and then spewed out again.

>Imagine
The only thing I can imagine is what the inside of your head looks like, neetsoc.

based

Basedpilled

Classic atheists are so embarrassing.

It was all said and done before you were born. Every taboo was already crossed, and now a real oppressive & barbaric religion comes along and the overwhelming majority of you are too cowardly to say a word when your life is on the line.

Romans killed him because the priests from the temple in Jerusalem felt he was a threat

woogie boogie you nigger cultist. You're shills for the end of America. You are destroying everything. You are going to burn in hell.

There is LITERALLY no difference between you and pic related.

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Maybe see a doctor? Wow

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Do you know what's the proof that someone is brainwashed.?
telling them you are brainwashed and getting mocked and ridiculed by them
situation of athiests today

No they don't. People that legitimately want to worship Satan marry and convert into Judaism.

if god exists why does he allow things like this?

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wtf jews are based?

Jesus wasn‘t a degenerate pedophile. That's why the Jews killed him. He wasn‘t running a cult to groom and fuck little kids

PROVE

ME

WRONG

LMAO.

underrated

They coerced the roman governor into killing a man who didn't commit a single crime according roman law in return for stability (ie not chimping out)

>*sigh*

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If that were true you would already have been hacked to death with machetes in broad daylight.

>jews want a pedophile to be killed
yea nah LMAO

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Take your meds and pray God lifts the madness from your mind.

keep shucking and jiving my projection nigger friend. You're gonna burn in hellllll LMAOOOOOO.

Reminder that saying NPC in the last 15 months has been an "NPC talking point." You've LITERALLY been trained to do this.

WOOGIE BOOGIE NIGGER

i mean he was a real jerk!

a 10 minute video thats not just mindless entertainment
pass

>shills a shitty digital camera to her fans and married rich Chad
damn would have pegged her for a J

Play game "species"

there's your answer

because it's funny

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i don't care i'd eat her sk8r gurl ass still

like MLK

i would do unimaginable things with those footses

It's the same imaginary friend; they're arguing about who is his real best friend.

you will burn in hell you fucking heretic.

Based.
What are some satanist rituals that involve creampies?

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The absolute state of atheists. Driven by either schizophrenia, hatred/jealousy, or in modern cases - being rejected by your crush. This is what constitutes the subconscious reasonings of the pathetic masses that decide to crawl around in desperation, hoping to spread their misery to we enlightened types. Poor, pathetic worms.

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you're the one that shills for pedophiles my goy.
No I don't need to prove you wrong. It's a matter of faith. Jesus 100% facefucked the SHIT out of little kids EVERY DAY it's inarguable. He had a big black nigger dick and fucked little ass kids with it EVERY GODDAMN DAY. He was THE BEST at grooming. His apostles loved getting all that little kid ass that he recruited for them.

JESUS

WAS

A

KID

DIDDLER

That's why all his preachers are now. They are acting in God's image. Raping kids is the most christian thing anyone can do.

PROVE

ME

WRONG

LMAO