Girl at work is into me

>Why yes, I do watch Riverdale.

Attached: 1552258723062.png (680x760, 215K)

No. Women just want men who look good and have money.

should've told it like it is and called her a normalfag

>many women (...) are impressed by guys that go their own way with what they watch or better yet, don't watch TV

This week on "things that literally never happened"

Nobody gives a fuck about TV anymore, let alone is impressed that others dont either

>Nobody gives a fuck about TV anymore
TV is basically netflix/hulu/streaming these days. its interchangable

Spoken like a fat prematurely balding loser with no hobbies or interests besides tv and video games.

not even breaking bad? everyone needs to see breaking bad.

Attached: 1373490591349.jpg (300x440, 29K)

He’s clearly too much of a pussy to b himself and say it, why do you think he ran to Yea Forums for advice?

Truth^ A guy will take ANY woman so long as she's this and that, but no woman will take just any man.

Yeah this story is bullshit. And if it is real then the girl isnt actually into you. Do you honestly think a girl who had a thing for you would lose interest because of what you watch?

Nice projection. Go back.

Attached: sdO8tAw.png (720x720, 49K)

user, you're worrying over nothing. Women do not care what you think-until you make them cum.

What are your hobbies?

Funny thing is I bet you are a smug cunt pretending like your tastes are so superior and everything newer is garbage. When in reality you only listed a couple of good older shows and the rest are objectively worse than some more modern shows.

cant make them cum until i can get them home, and i have nothing in common with them i'll never get them home

No woman will ever talk to you willingly so you don’t have to fret.

Office is gay as shit, but it's easy to feign interest just by saying Dwight is best.
30 Rock is based and redpilled.
Park and Rec only works because Audrey Plaza is an absolute gem.

If you wanna fuck boring normies then the trick is to say you just STARTED (insert pablum), and that you don't want any spoilers.

You are clearly very autistic user. So you probably wont encounter this situation. But if a girl is actually interested in you, she probably wont become unintersted just because you said what you like to watch

Just don't say Duckman and you're fine

Lll people build rapport with people they have something in common with, and most people dislike people that are derisively dismissive of whatever stupid shit they're into. Say you don't like TV and they hear you don't like them.

Not OP. I don't think my taste is superior but I also don't watch modern meme shows. They just don't interest me. They are probably good shows, just not for me.
It's a legitimate concern though, if you don't like popular shows you look like a Hipster faggot or a buzzkill

Sure, buddy. Right now I got options, I mean, I am so sure of myself lately that nearly every woman I meet wants to get with me.*sigh* why can't I collect 'em all like vidya.

Protip: If a woman spends any more time than necessary talking to you and smiles while making eye-contact-she wants to fug. You're in if you act fast. Women hate guys who won't make the first move.

>this level of delusion
WEW

If she likes you enough to approach she'll like you enough to respond to the line:
"You know, I haven't been watching much of late, have been too busy with (cool fun hobby we can do on a date together)"

user, just be friendly and sincere. Go to places that people gather, shit I met a nice woman at an arcade the other day. I had a reason to talk to her because I needed to as she worked there, but soon I realized that she didn't want the conversation to end so when I found a reason to talk more it was obvious that it pleased her. Take it from an user who used to be tone-deaf to women-if a woman gives you ANY extra seconds of her time, you've got a chance.

Keep telling yourself that, but it is possible to meet someone special by happenstance.

women like the office because they like to live vicariously through pam, an unremarkable woman who gets paid without doing work and spends her days bullying/gaslighting the incel Dwight with John Krasinski

>at restaurant
>waitress is looking me in the eyes and smiling while I give her my order
She wants my dick eh?

>and most people dislike people that are derisively dismissive of whatever stupid shit they're into. Say you don't like TV and they hear you don't like them.

Excellent point, and here is what you say: "Oh, I think it's cool that others like it, it's just not my thing. lol" It works because it's the truth; it is cool that others like things you don't like because that's how the world is.

No you dumb fuck. You are delusional. Most women you meet dont want to fuck you believe it or not. Just because someone is looking you in the eyes and smiling while having a conversation with you doesnt mean they want your dick in their holes.

haha barmaids and waitresses get hit on all the time, so that's exceedingly rare that those smiles mean anything there, but then again, who knows. Take a chance. Women love a guy with guts.

t. seething overweight woman

>ust because someone is looking you in the eyes and smiling while having a conversation with you doesnt mean they want your dick in their holes.
World history disagrees with you. Be more jealous, though, I like it, it gives me power.

>user have you seen Endgame yet?
>No I havent watched any of the Marvel movies, they're not my thing
>Oh...um..okay..

>Just because someone is looking you in the eyes and smiling while having a conversation with you doesnt mean they want your dick in their holes.
But it can mean it sometimes, and for those you should be prepared.

>user have you seen Endgame yet?
>Are you asking me out on a date?

>y..youre just a women
>i swear if a girl just does what people normally do during a conversation they want to fuck you
Lmao stay btfo faggot

Have sex incel

How about you just be honest?
>I like listening to podcasts while playing video games

Sometimes. But its hardly a major indicator. That shit is typical when you are having a conversation with someone

Nice argument. Isn't it time to feed your cats? (I like cats, though, but still)

>Have sex incel
How can I be an incel when I do talk to and get places with women? Incel means "involuntary celebate", right?

>mfw everyone typing "incel" is an overweight autistic woman who couldn't get laid at a rap concert :D

I'm going to help every hopeless user here: ACT FAST. Get the feeling a woman likes you? You're probably, now ask her out on the second meeting if you didn't do it right away. Many women will be ok with that, but if you don't see her for a week or more, you're out of there.

*you're probably correct

Also the one of the worst ways to meet women is at a bar because the alcohol is making you look and sound stupid, but you're unaware 'cause you're buzzed or even drunk. Besides, women that drink often are nothing but trouble and will bring you down.

Nigger i was being sarcastic. You are way oversimplifying it. This is the sort of trap literal autists fall into. Like this person is doing something that essentially every normal person does, so now everyone literally wants to fuck me. I have gotten the numbers from two waitresses btw. But they were doing more than fucking smiling and maintaining eye contact.

If you can't tell the difference, you may be legit autistic.

This. Girls actually get impressed when you watch shows no one knows, like you're mysterious or intelligent for it.

Whoa calm down there, sport. Also, "lol I troll you" is what you're doing. ;)

i don't think i've met a normie roastie who watched american gods or adam ruins everything. GoT and Stranger Things are both huge with them tho.

>You are way oversimplifying it.
That's the key, it IS much simpler than you dateless wonders think. Ever overhear women talk about men when they think there are none around these days? They are so frustrated and just want "a real man who will just ASK ME OUT!"

>haha u mad!
And thats all you are doing. Also since when did pointing out someones retarded mind set mean you were angry? So now are you going to back up your literal autistic beliefs?

why are there two seinfelds?

You have no argument and it's quite amusing.

>talking to girls

I hate betas

"Whyyyy do people...CLONE JEWS?"

Why would I watch Riverdale? Im not white.

t. rapist

>Do you watch any shows user?
>Not many... I really only follow Supernatural

Attached: 1406584_1300839004393.67res_500_281.jpg (500x281, 121K)

Rapists are even bigger betas because they want to interact with women but can’t even do that.

Dang, mind's a little bit blown, user.

Mfw my mums favourite show is sopranos breaking bad band of brothers
Mfw I'll never find a kino mate like her

>>uhh yeah i watch seinfeld, TNG, duckman, sopranos, frasier, cheers
Could you fuckin BE more autistic? You don't lead off with honesty you stupid retard, you lead off with lies that make you look as normal as possible. You only SLOWLY reveal yourself to be a sperg to a prospective mate, only revealing your true self at a point where she is too emotionally invested to back out

>You only SLOWLY reveal yourself to be a sperg to a prospective mate, only revealing your true self at a point where she is too emotionally invested to back out
^tl;dr make her cum first, then be a weirdo

I dont watch television
*Tip my delivery hat and walk out*

Btw, women do the "make then cum first, the take off the mask" thing even more than guys do.

Nice blog post faggot

>Protip: If a woman spends any more time than necessary talking to you and smiles while making eye-contact-she wants to fug. You're in if you act fast. Women hate guys who won't make the first move.

>you've just go to go in and shake the manager's hand

office is good

Thats what i thought autist

>dateless
>literally in the post said ive been on dates
Also never said it was hard to pick up on. Just said its more than "hurrrr they smiled at me that means they want to fuck"

>>you've just go to go in and shake the manager's hand
Haha I love that meme. Back to women: Women just want STRENGTH, mental and physical. You don't have to be Ahnold from da aytees to get them, just be larger and don't be a fucking pussy. Are there women who dislike or even hate me? Fuck yes, but they seem to either be in equal numbers to women who appear to love me at first sight or slightly lesser in numbers. If they laugh at lame jokes, it's a sign. If they play with their hair a lot while they are smiling and asking you question and giving you information on their life, it's a big sign.

>>literally in the post said ive been on dates
I wasn't speaking to any singular user, user, in that sense and context.

>Also never said it was hard to pick up on. Just said its more than "hurrrr they smiled at me that means they want to fuck"

Look, man, no amount of fucking around in this post here and please know that I am being sincere, I understand. I've been rejected so much and also didn't pick up on many signs so often that I thought I had blown all of my chances with women and even in life in general. Just get back up. You be that strong invincible type guy. Or woman if you've been a lesbian this entire time. I say that in no disrespectful way, being real.

>goes from "bro if they just smile and give you eye contact they want to fuck you"
>to "bro you just need to be in decent shape and pick up on indicators such as them laughing at lame jokes, play with their hair, and other super obvious signs."
Wow now here we go

oh boy another incel thread

So what part isn't true according to you and why?

Reddit is incel free, why don't you go back?

>many women (but not all) are impressed by guys that go their own way
lmao

Fair enough. I was just pointing out that this whole "if they are maintaining eye contact and smiling they want you" is a literal autistic mindset. Could it mean something? Sure. But it just as likely, maybe even more so, means fucking nothing. There are far more obvious indicators. In my example the two waitresses i managed to date, obviously they maintained eye contact and smiled. But they also went way out of their way to hang around my table and make sure literally everything we needed was taken care of promptly. Kept trying to have conversations. And even went so far as to sit beside me in the booth for a bit. First one went no where. Second one let fuck her on the first date. Shame cause the first one was way cuter.

Be a leader, not a follower, user.

Yikes!

youre trying to hard. All you gotta do is get her to agree to watch something with you

Didnt say either part was untrue. Just that you are being more honest.

>Could it mean something? Sure. But it just as likely,
Fair enough. >But it just as likely, maybe even more so, means fucking nothing
Always with the waves, Moriarty. Can you just say something righteous. She's a beautiful boobed woman, and she's gonna be there[for you].

Attached: best part of the film.gif (390x187, 982K)

>And even went so far as to sit beside me in the booth for a bit. First one went no where. Second one let fuck her on the first date. Shame cause the first one was way cuter.

So in other words, life is a 50/50 shot with women? Huh who knew?

>i dont watch Office, parks and rec, 30 rock, or any other of these female favorites.
>female favorites.
she doesn't watch bad tv. All of those shows are produced by and for everybody. She could have said she watches like New Jersey Ghost Queens of Atlanta or some trash shit.

If you haven't watched those shows, you should. They're enjoyable. Great way to have things to bond with her about.

Attached: Vivian Kubrick.png (2150x1768, 2.79M)

>if a woman smiles at you in conversation, that means she wants to fug bro! Its so easy
>wow you're autistic, I didn't mean she wants to fug when a woman smiles at you in conversation, despite me saying that before

No why would it be? I mean surely you dont think just because its either a yes or no answer that you have a 50/50 shot right?

>he doesn’t watch 30 Rock
That would explain why you lump it in with shit like The Office and P&R. No sitcom was as consistently good over seven seasons as 30 Rock.

>>if a woman smiles at you in conversation, that means she wants to fug bro! Its so easy
I never said it's always a certainty, some people simply dislike other people, it's our nature, as bad as it is.

>I mean surely you dont think just because its either a yes or no answer
>or no answer

t. literal rapist

>a girl asking you what shows you watch is a very common thing
wtf are you talking about?

Attached: 65656565.jpg (493x493, 47K)

How many have you raped?

Wtf none, criminal user. hehe you're totally joking.. :\

Guys.

If they ask that question and you don't have a good answer, just say "I haven't seen much recently, what do you recommend?"

They don't really care what you watch and they don't care about your opinion on the degeneracy of primetime television. They just want to chit chat. Just give them an opening to talk for a while. You don't have to like what they say and you don't even need to follow up, just listen to them and ask questions now and then.

Attached: 1544581879591.jpg (807x509, 197K)

>GoT, stranger things, american gods, adam ruins everything
those all suck

yeah but normies like them

I don't watch any of these shows but I tell people I do.

Why would you want to impress those kind of people

thanks CIA

You should have told her that Sopranos and Fraiser has seasons in the 2000s and BTFO her ass.
This is why you don't get pussy

>OMG user what did you think of Sunday's episode!!!!! Did you see what Arya did!!!!!

Attached: sit.jpg (300x300, 37K)

>wow..do you watch any shows from the 21st century??? later
have you never had social interactions before? who comes up with this shit

Attached: 1542044287745.jpg (393x468, 29K)

I use to never watch Seinfeld on a count of everyone telling me how unfunny and bad it was, finally decided to give the show a chance and it's hilarious

That's the point

>not telling them you watch BETTER CALL KINO

Attached: better-call-saul-billboard-i24749.jpg (709x473, 74K)

>show has a laugh track
>"bro i swear its actually hilarious"
Ok user

Or you could stop being pussywhipped and realize women like that aren't worth it. Unless you have no self respect, that is.

Attached: 1552537686309.jpg (1080x1350, 224K)

>massively preggers
>cocktail and chips
Her child will do well.