/got/

"Realistic" would be the White Walkers decimating everything and the whole season being a futile struggle for survival while wrapping up all the character arcs.

>7 straight seasons of filler
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

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How do we redeem this mess

>Jon can't always be the hero
He's been the most useless main character so far
Also he's had like 3 lines of dialogue in 3 episodes, he's become even secondarier than secondaries

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>qyburn researches the wight hand he got
>finds some connection between wights, white walkers and obsidian
>gets himself some obsidian from the abandoned castle
>finds a way potion to make people receptive to obsidian insertion
>creates an army of super soldiers with obsidian hearts
Prepared for the Obsidian Knights?

Anyone else think Arya and Bran are going to lie and say it was Theon who took out the NK? She won't be able to finish her list with that kind of notoriety hanging over her.

hehehehe nuthing personnel kiddo

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HAVE SEX INCELS!!!

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>"I saw it in the flames Ser Davos,", Stannis explained, "the ultimate deception was needed. To save all of Westeros, to save the people of this land from certain death I had to sacrifice everything. My name, my child, my lands and titles. But it was my duty and so I did it. I layed in wait in the crypts of Winterfell for years. When the Starks retook the castle I hid. When the Dragonqueen, the Usurper came I was burning with rage, yet I hid, for I knew what was expected of me by the lord of light. And now that my job is done people will know what Stannis Baratheon is. The rightful king and the bringer of light. All those lords who smiled to themselves when I marched for the wall and hid in their castles will now know what it means to stand against me.The long night has ended Ser Davos, Dawn is coming and there are still usurpers to deal with"

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you know if she said she was expecting people to hate it means that she herself thought it wasn't a good scene. Not her fault if the writers are hacks

/got/ we try our best

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AZOR ARYA

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>D&D thought the Long Night was the Winter Solstice

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what was the point of these exchanges?

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>every main character except jorah is still alive
if they dont show jaime or birenne or whoever badly injured and incapable of fighting for a while im gonna be pissed
also fuck sam

Y
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>THEMES ARE FOR EIGHTH-GRADE BOOK REPORTS - DABID

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Shout out to the boys Vic and Moq.

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xth for Cat

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>the long night
>(formerly short)

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Daily reminder

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Friendly reminder it was a fantastic episode and nobody cares about the dumbass Azor Ahai prophecy which has been widely misinterpreted anyway

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being killed was apart of the Night King's plan somehow and he ends up fucking everyone's shit up in a way that could have been prevented if the protagonists weren't so power hungry.

What was the point of this scene?

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Stop posting this garbage you waste of space

>theon
>melly

i hate sana
now i hate sophie too

Worst Characters:
1. Stannis Baratheon (King of stupid. So vile, burned his own kid. Should have bent the knee to Renly. Worshipped by incels.)
2. Robert Baratheon (Stupid and cucked by Cersei. Indirect cause of everything wrong. Has no character but memes.)
3. Jaime Lannister (Slave to her sister's cunt. Mostly a smug idiot. Forced redemption arc that doesn't make sense.)
4. Baelish (Always thinks he is smarter than he actually is even when truly smart characters like Sansa are involved.)
5. Cersei Lannister (Ruined lots of lives. Stupid and arrogant. Foolishly opposes my Dany. Doesn't know when to give up.)

Best Characters:
1. Azor Arya (Night King Slayer, suffered the most out of everyone but always pulls through. My savage little wolf cub.)
2. My lovely Dany (Most deserving of the Throne. Best girl, best khaleesi, best queen. Most pure and beautiful. Cute dragons.)
3. Tyrion Lannister (Smart and funny dwarf. Removed Tywin, another nonsensical patriarchal archetype that was shitting up the plot.)
4. Sansa Stark (Smartest Character, defeated Cersei, Baelish, Ramsay. Greatest character development. Keeps up with my Dany.)
5. Brienne of Tarth (Loyal and just to a fault. Completely destroyed the hound who exemplifies toxic masculinity. Justly executed the worst character.)

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Is the second on the rigth a spy?

This series' pandering is part of why I wish this world would end soon

What was the point of this scene??

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Why aren't the faceless men chasing Arya? Why does nobody mention that the Frey's are dead? Why doesn't the northern lords care? Why does nobody in KL care about Xerxes blowing shit up?

Why do I care...

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Great, wonderful, delightful.

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YAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS KWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEN SSSSSSSSSSSLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY

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so what are the prequels to GOT going to be about and how many are there bros?

Is there any serious Asoiaf community for discussing without whiny womanchildren trolling?

So what if an intelligent character like pic related was the one in charge of the battle instead of the Stark retards

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melisandre is not a main character
i give you theon tho

the only way for the honorable jon snow to leave the watch was to actually die so he doesn't break his "until my death" oath

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Just some random signal horn.

heh, he did fly good

if only

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>counting jorah as a main character but not theon

>stabs him in the stomach
>YO BRO she totally had to stab him in the heart like in the flashback
Cersei is gonna die in under 5 seconds isn't she

I seriously wonder if 99% of people are just incredibly unintelligent

try reddit but dont go to r/gameofthrones
they love this episode

Who actually rules Dorne, the reach, the stormlands and the westerlands right now?
Why isn't there a Civil war brewing against cersei after she blew up the vatican and admitted to having no claim to the throne as the queen regent with no living children?

So if the lord of light brought Jon back because he was needed against NK, shouldn’t he have died during or after the battle of Winterfell

This. When I saw them getting obliterated for the first half of the episode, I thought for sure that the WW would win and travel south, maybe for a final standoff at KL or maybe they win and the survivors have to wait out the Long Night.

All his acting talent is put towards looking nervous and anxious in every single scene he's in.

>Risking it all to kill a giant
>And then herself

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Why do old white jewish men hate white men?

aRen't they white men too?

>he can't leave the watch because of Tradition/Rules
>Brienne can't be a knight??? FUCK TRADITION/LAWS LMAOOOOOO
this fucking show man

>hardhome: failure
>letting the wildlings in: death
>battle of the bastards: failure
>"he's always been the hero"

where the fuck are the brains in this show?

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its because jorah was a bro and theon a backstabbing cuck

MHYSA MHYSA MHYSA

Benjamin Linus was a stupid powerhunger little man, manipulated all his live by MIB. Jacob never talked to him

ord of light brought Jon back because he was needed against the boltons in winterfell, nothing more, incel

>Risking it all to commit suicide
Was she /ourgirl/ in the end?

They cost a fortune. A literal fortune.

>The Starks never mistreated him
Cat treated him like shit and Ned wasn't close to him either. Only the kids really accepted him as a step-brother. Also all his inner monologue is about how he regrets all his decisions and betrayal of the Starks and wishes he died beside Robb. His redemption is saving fake arya in the end.

to tell the audience that if you are in the right, people will hate you and want you dead

>running past hundreds of wights
>running past WW at the speed of light, somehow
>jumping ten feet in the air
>scream for some reason
>le epic knife trick
>stabs in a convenient hole in his armor

Wow so realistic

Lord of Light more like Lord of Pranks. He never did anything with any real purpose.

Would he have been better as Jon bros

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SAVE ME WHITE WALKERS!

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Just when it's convenient

Obsidian Order! Fuck yeah! GoT was a prequel to Star Trek all along. Eat that, haters!

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He looks like a slimy piece of shit

Why even have other white walkers in the show if all you'll ever make them do is stand around the night king and do nothing?

WHAT NOW NIGHT KING?

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Plus i doubt they would help a targ since they hate them.

Would infest both of them desu.

Fuck no.

>>>r/asoiaf

YAAAASSS GURL

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>women are a bigger threat than apocalyptic demoniacal winter
Makes sense

Is the one by the door at the back Benioff?

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

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JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF BRO

/r/asoiaf 5 years ago

Remember when Martin stated multiple times that changing the story only for the sake of subversion is disaster?

well here we are now

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jorah was barely even tolerated by the one person he cucked his whole life for
theon was forgiven and thanked by the family he backstabbed

So, honestly, what is stopping Arya from waltzing into King's Landing wearing someone's face and shanking Cersei in her sleep?

>Kill The Night King
>All the other White Walkers burst into confetti

That seems awfully convenient.

STOP CALLING HIM FUCKING ICE KING HOLY SHIT

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>NK never even got to draw his sword
Hell yeah!
That's how a real assassin works baby!

Are you ready for fresh Tyrion quips next episode?
>I guess they'll sing songs about this night in the future, a song of ice and fire...only you'll be taller in the Stories ;D

remember when he said he had enough time to finish the books before the show ended?

Do they understand that it's not fucking real?

Men are beholden to their oaths

How much must Dabid take from us?

YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Hola, I'm the spice trader, Cersei!

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>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS SHOW IS SHIT

will this suddenly be the GOAT for you incels when jon murders dany ?

they had literally 10000 years to save money. or build 10 catapults shooting tiny valyrian steel needles into the north

but they made the night king LOOK like a final boss that is supposed to be very difficult to deal with and they wrapped the fight in an episode and a half. it doesnt live up to the expectation you had from the show to a detailed battle.

Expect the series to end in a similarly stupid way

the starks are too soft and muh honor
a real house wouldve executed theon

>realistically one-shotted by a realistically teleporting and jumping realistic super-ninja while everyone realistically survives getting swarmed and overrun by a relentless zombie horde.

I think they're meant to be cautious of all the Valyrian steel and dragonglass everybody is holding, but the show completely failed to communicate this in any single way beyond the fact a walker bricked it when Snow deflected his sword a while back. Either way they were handled terribly.

>dabid looking at nigger ass

So are the other Walkers all just Thralls of the NK himself? They aren't even a species, it's just a single individual?
Then why the fuck is he on the front lines at all instead of hiding away in a cave in the far North sending other Walkers and dead to do his bidding?

This would have made me buy every single boxset and swear fealty to D&D the rest of my life

the real "long night" is going to be period when martin never finishes the books and we have to suffer this episode being the definite ending to it all

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I don't think Jon is bad because of Harrington. Jon is a just a shitty character, even in the books and especially in the show. Even a better actor couldn't have salvaged it.

Honestly, if you asked me which one was from the children's show, I'd say the Night King.

WHOOA YEAH HAHA TRICKSWORDMASTER

We DMC nao

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He'll never write again...

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daily reminder that Brienne stared longer at the candle in sansas window than the NK was fighting the big long night battle @ Winterfell LMAO

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Fitting pic, seeing as how GOT is going down the same shitty path

the hound must now rape his corpse

This is objectively the worst character in the show, say something not nice about her.

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>of House Targaryen
Looks like she ate House Targaryen

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>Theon
>Woman

I guess getting your penis INVOLUNTARILY removed makes you a woman, too.

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I'd still fuck her

Love her.
She's my savage little wolf cub

>MELLISANDRE STAYED A HUNDRED YEARS TRYING TO SET THE SHIT ON FIRE
>WHEN DAENERYS AND JON WERE JUST FUCKIGN WATCHING WITH THEIR DRAGONS

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someone make an arya edit

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What did the people on set think watching this shit happen? Did any of them consider starting a fire to burn it all down?

Someone... plumper

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Damn, Daenerys Targaryen is tapping THAT!?

its not about intelligence, but about socializing and fitting in even with the price of looking like a dumbass

Oh, I noticed you wrote "not nice" in the last moment. But fuck it, she was kinda cute 10 years ago

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OK, so, one of D&D (can't remember which) said the NK had to be stabbed in the heart with Valyrian steel. Fine. But Arya stabbed him in the stomach. Are they honestly so fucking stupid and/or arrogant that they thought we wouldn't notice?

Dabid.. crayons...

This was the one fight he was being set up for 7-8 fucking seasons. And it didn't happen because the creators wanted Arya to get more screen time even though she just hogged a huge part of this season getting her super spear and flirting with Gendry. And killing everybody the show wants dead.. fuck's sake man.

If you can say anything about Kit he has an objectively great ass. Rose Leslie lucked out on that one.

meli confirmed azor ahai

Qarth, the Greatest City that Ever Was or Will Be

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He has to be stabbed where the children of the forest put the dragonglass in him at

Fucking hell, I'd give him my Fist of the Firstmen, if you know what I mean.

I knew we were in for some deus ex machina garbage once that BS was introduced last season.

but when they had to kiss for episode 2, kit said it felt weird because they are just good friends

>tfw you realize most people think that the suicide charge into the darkness was a good idea

I just...I just don't get it

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>You're a Greyjoy... and you're a Stark.
>youtube.com/watch?v=rk4t6pMcY2g
Only good scene of season 7 desu. Shame it was immediately followed up with Theon getting kicked in the groin.

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SHORT NIGHT, EH? IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO THE OTHERS?

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>fucking stupid and/or arrogant
D&D summarized folks. Remember what the did to Barristan and their response to the actor (who is a book fan) taking issue with it?

ignorant gammon detected

valyria was the greatest city before the mad scientists went too far

They don't have free will. They're kept standing by the NK's magic.

the NK's death should have been a joint effort by multiple main characters, i'd even be okay with arya landing the killing blow. it should've been jon, bran controlling jon's direwolf, arya and theon fighting him or at least having a role in his death

kek at all the comments pointing out she's a lush

You cant take the low class British girl and put her in dresses, but she will always revert to her slag ways

kino

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>NK has a hole in the ONE place of his armor where a hole makes no sense
ELLE OH MAYO

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NK would never be irresponsible enough to allow not one but multiple characters with plot device steel get close to him.

youtube.com/watch?v=RhM04ftbWHM
Except the fanservice in Lost was actually nice.

So are we hype for the GoT prequels? I heard George is helping with the writing and D&D are not working on it.

>the prequel wont be in Valyria at the peak of it's existence

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That was it all along. It just felt really long to those who were waiting for the end of the world. 'Long' is subjective after all.

Neither do I
It would have made some sort of sense if the WWs launched a fake attack and pretended to retreat after suffering too many losses so they could bait some parts of the enemies into their pursuit to slaughter them, make some more corpses and throw their real assault, but even then it would still have been stupid

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This. If a single random ninja can kill him, what was ever the threat?

>He has to be stabbed where the children of the forest put the dragonglass in him at

They stuck it through his sternum.

IT NOT EVEN CLOSE IN BEING THE SAME SPOT

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Davos tried to signal them but they couldn't see because of the blizzard. It's outright stated in the show. Stop watching while browsing Yea Forums on your phone

>still can't see shit

>Arya reminds me of that old writing credo that if you introduce a gun in act one, it needs to be used by act three. All that training Arya went though needed a purpose, like killing the Night King. Pretty brilliant writing IMO.
ahaha

I keep seeing this but it was pushed through his sternum right?

>their response to the actor (who is a book fan) taking issue with it
Elaborate.

Women require hack writing and a literal fantasy setting in order to be powerful and relevant

Some things are better left untold, especially in television.

OK, but he was stabbed in the chest, not the stomach...

Shit bait

I know right? While Adventure Time shares the fate of having a shit ending, Simon is 100 times the character that Night King ever was.

Thank god he is a show character and won't be in the books. Shame that the books will never be done.

>So are we hype for the GoT prequels?

Are you fucking serious? It will be worse than even this trash.

>If a single random failed ninja can kill him
Fixed it for you.

You're shit bait

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End would've been better if
>Bran strategically placed a dragonglass dagger in the snow point up
>NK walks forward and trips
>Hits dagger
>looks at camera
>"Uh oh"
>AotD disintegrates
>Bran to himself "All according to Keikaku"

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eceleb bait

>Cersie being the REAL threat
No, she's just the leftover meal. Just like Saruman in the LotR books

No, because the prequels are going to be an endless shitfest of
>'MEMBER THIS HOUSE
>'MEMBER THIS EVENT
Nah, no thanks. If they set it in Braavos or something AFTER the events of GoT I would've been interested. But I don't want another fucking show in Westeros.

>He's never been to the Great City of Dorne

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>All that training Arya went though needed a purpose

It had a purpose. To kill the people on her list. The intelligence of the general person is plummeting.

I can't come up with a smart backstory or resolution for the NK story but how about having an epic ending of the battle where every legendary swordfighter gets to fight the WW generals in the godswood and then have some team up to fight the NK together. Most of them have Valyrian steel swords for fucks sake and what else would be the reason to have them all conveniently end up in Winterfell. Also many of them have AA fan theories going so why have them all fight the NK.

Sorry, I don't speak Italian

Jon was sitting with his dragon on the ground right next to it.

Honestly it feels really bizarre to go from this to him dying like he did in the latest episode. I found his death to be emotional at the time but now I'm not so sure it is the right conclusion to his story.

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Why doesn’t bran just warg into his legs

>When you joined a show about alliances and conflicts among dynasties but end up in a teenage fanservice show and writers don't even know what to do with you

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Everybody OUT
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Not you, user.

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How many times in the last 3 season, the " save in the last second" scene happens?.

>Brienne will never crush your skull with her thighs

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Arya is not a gun. She's a broken knife. She failed at about all the things she aspired to be.

Yet somehow they turned her into this super assassin. A complete disconnect from what they have actually shown in their own series.

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Night Kings actions so far.

>Kill Wildlings who tried to kill Jon
>Spare Craster who he witnessed the Nights Watches atrocities against Crasters family when he was taken hostage by the traitors
>In an impossible moment in the weirwood touch Bran, try to return to Brans body but leaves him marked giving him a tracker
>Spare Jon from death at Hardhome
>Avenge himself against Children of the Forest
>Avenge himself against the old man 3ER
>Obtain Dragon
>Spare Jon from death again
>Cross the wall
>Avenge himself against house Umber after Bran as Lord of Winterfell sent his baby brother to be cared for by them only for them to give him up to house Bolton
>Go straight to Winterfell instead of all the other places he could've gone
>Spare Jon from death AGAIN
>Avenge himself against Theon who killed his orphan friends, and gave Ser Rodrick a slow and gruesome death as Bran cried and begged him to stop
>Try to finally kill 'Bran' who showed nothing but the appearance of guilt on his face, offering no words to the NK who looks nothing but disgusted
>Spare Arya from death despite having the opportunity to crush her neck or throw her to the other wights or walkers

The NK has only targeted those who hurt Bran and spared who Bran loves. The only other time he has spared people are at Crasters keep. Who the NK assumed responsibility of the Nights Watches actions after witnessing the atrocities they committed against the family while he was taken hostage by the watchmen.

Just listen to the music in this scene. The music is uplifting and is roots for the NK in when it should be doom / horror. And 'Brans' face in this scene displays nothing but guilt. No fear, no anger. Just pure guilt. And the NKs face clearly shows him thinking 'how could you do this to me' and 'how can you not even have a single word for me after what you did to me'. He even reacts to when 'Bran' looks down with nothing to say and looks back up.

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>that little snivel at 3:30
Great scene

Stop making shit up

Y-Yes, My Lord?

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>hahaha le epic mystery for mysteryous's sake
fuck off, the more in depth the lore the better

vox.com/culture/2019/4/30/18522955/game-of-thrones-season-8-battle-winterfell-military
Game of Thrones’ Battle of Winterfell: 2 military experts explain Jon and Dany’s sloppy plan

>"So if that’s what the plan should’ve been, what was up with that Dothraki charge at the beginning? Tell me that I’m wrong, please, that there was no real military justification for it."

>I would love to tell you, because I love a good argument. The way they filmed it was cool, but if the Dothraki were heavy cavalry in armored war horses like knights, and they had that hard-hitting shock power, then it’d make some sense.

>But the Dothraki are a lighter, mobile cavalry, so charging them toward the middle of the Night King’s troops is not how you should use them. You’d use them on the wings.

>So, I’ve got to agree with you: There’s not really a tactical reason for why you would use light cavalry to charge straight into a numerically superior force of infantry that really can absorb the momentum of the charge.

>The Dothraki had success charging into adversaries like that in the past because they were charging into living humans who are subject to terror and fear, leading to easier deaths. That wasn’t the case here.

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>I’d say the White Walker generals could make important calls despite the weather but, they seemed ultimately useless, especially since the Night King had so much control. Their only use was coming into Winterfell looking like that opening credits scene in Reservoir Dogs.

>You thought Reservoir Dogs, I thought Backstreet Boys when they came around the corner. Or maybe it’s NSYNC: They were just there to make Justin Timberlake look good.

Lmao

>Honestly it feels really bizarre to go from this to him dying like he did in the latest episode.

It's the omnipresent cliché that redemption results in death. So much for subverting expectations. lol

do you really unironically and honestly think that D&D are capable of this kind of complex mindfuckery?

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Someone post that image making fun of babbys first Chekovs gun

>is a targ loyalist
>brought tyrion to dany
>allied dorne and highgarden with dany

What else do you want from him?

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>NK touches Bran
>Bran isn't turned into a zimbay
Wut?

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Normies defend this series so much because they need it to be popular so they can create and share le epic social media memes. It's not about the show. It's about getting attention from other viewers while milking a meme cow.

What genre do you think the next heavily shilled show will be? I'm thinking something sci-fi. Curious if it will hail from a dated premium cable channel, Netflix, TMC, etc...

Some balls

The actor was excited to be playing Barristan because he was a bookfag and knew that this was the part where Barry's arc really gets going. D&D decide to kill off his character in a lame way for "muh edginess." Barry takes issue with this and goes to them about it and they decided that it made them want to kill him even more.

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still a better plot hole than this nk bullshit

>never ever

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>we shoul kill every nigger and every jew in existence

What did he mean by that?

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>Mutiny of Craster's Keep
-Defeats Commander Karl Tanner in single combat
>Battle of Castle Black
-Defeats Thenn General in single combat
>Battle at Hardhome
-Defeats White Walker General in single combat
>Battle of the Bastards
-Defeats Lord Ramsay Bolton in single combat
>Battle Beyond the Wall
-Slays Endless Wights, Survives Horde
>Great Battle of Winterfell
-Slays Endless Wights, Survives Horde + Dragon Attack, Victorious as Commander in the Great War

>Diplomatic Accolades
-United Northmen and Freefolk, First to do so in 1000 years
-Restored Winterfell to House Stark
-Peace with Invasive Targaryen Great Army
-Peace between the Surviving Houses of the War of Five Kings

He probably has the most accolades as both fighter and commander in the show, as well as avenging Lords Geor Mormont and Stannis Baratheon.

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Did they intentionally make the whole episode unwatchable to save on the CGI budget?

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Is it kino time?

he meant:
send the dothraki first!
>b-but they are unarmed and will die instant..
SEND. THE. BROWN. PEOPLE

>I’d have had the trench pushed further out, then I’d have had all of the infantry behind the trench, and then you have the catapults behind the infantry, so that as the dead come, they meet that barrier at the beginning. We saw in the episode that it took them a while to figure out what to do about that, until the Night King saw the problem and directed his forces how to overcome it.

>But in that time while they’re held up, you can employ your dragons and start laying waste to the Army of the Dead without worrying about your forces being mixed in with them. And then, when they start to break over that trench barrier, they run into your infantry, and your infantry is fresh because they’re just standing there waiting for the Dead to get over that obstacle.

>All the while the Living should be using the catapult behind the infantry to lob flaming stones and whatnot into the ranks of the Dead as the Dothraki cavalry swoop in from the sides and pick away at the edges.

Who cares ITS HER TURN

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what there to safe?
the zombies needed the most cgi
now theres only dragons and ghost

So was Arya killing the NK OC, or is Arya being Azor Ahai going to be in the books too? Was George a part of this decision I guess is what I'm asking.

>SHE SLAYED?

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>-Defeats Commander Karl Tanner in single combat

A wife of Craster's intervened and stabbed Karl in the back.

ugly goblin

Everything is fine. It's a fantasy show, don't think to hard about it - HBO spokesperson

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End of season cliffhanger.

>-Defeats Lord Ramsay Bolton in single combat

He should have died 3 times over in the battle but didn't due to plotarmour.

i doubt it since D&D literally say in the after episode thingy that they decided that Arya kills the NK sometimes 2-3 years ago

Why did they kiss here?

He was always overrated shit.
Arya is so much better than him.

If his death isn't better in the books then I'll kill that fatso

Yeah, I'm definitely shaving now. Beards have become way too normie and onions.

Who cares this show is for lonely fat womyn now

>Mutiny of Craster's Keep
Saved by Craster's daughter
>Battle of Castle Black
Saved by Stannis
>Battle at Hardhome
Completely failed his mission
>Battle of the Bastards
Saved by Sansa and Littlefinger
>Battle Beyond the Wall
Saved by Coldhands and Dany
>Great Battle of Winterfell
Saved by Arya

BRAVO

Yeah but who's "they"? Did the notes and guidelines that Gurrm gave them about how it all ends and important events and shit name Arya as AA? If this is purely OC, is George pissed?

>NK takes babies in some horrible trade/sacrifice and turns them into Others just to have someone to flank him and make his entrances more impressive

God, I miss that guy already.

Dany slayed better than almost every seasoned warrior in the battle. With no training or physical prowess, just lifted that 2hander and started slaying hundreds of undead like she was cutting a cake. Simply amazing. I would expect nothing less from the amazing Daenerys.

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I take this as a compliment

gods i cant wait till this fucking moron gives up on forcing these retarded maisie faces

Reminder the first battle of winterfell with stannis and battle of the bastards should have never happened. Boltons had a fortified castle, there is no reason to fight them.

Honestly a dipshit move.

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she killed less than 5 with the sword but she burned countless thousands with the dragon

She's a quick learner. Just watching Jorah was enough for her to learn swordfighting.

God this truly was the most based storyline. My man spent an entire book sailing around taking prisoners, sacrificing them to the drowned god, stealing shit, and generally not giving a fuck.

>she killed millions

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LOL

naw the entire army of dead was probably under 100k total

Hey Old Nan, I want my money back you demented cunt.

since there is no NK bad guy in the novels right now i think that grrm told them that "the long night will ultimately be stopped at Winterfell by the Starks" and they made it all up in the end

OH NO NO NO NO

That's too cleaver for DnD user. You got to take your mental capability down a notch and try again.

>writing the season 8 script.jpg
Fucking 10/10

RIP Beard.

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>"IF WE CAMP AT CASTLE BLACK WE STAY AT CASTLE BLACK FOR THE WINTER, AND WHO KNOWS HOW LONG THIS WINTER WILL LAST" - Stannis, like the second episode of season 5
>stannis burns his own daughter in season 5, episode 9 in order to get good weather cause his supplies are gone
>next two seasons we see armies marching though the north like it's nothing, the weather is fine
>davos even comments "stannis camped here"

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He'll be back next episode.

Literally who

so uh
what did the vision of drogo in a tent north of the wall mean

/reddit/

I can't see a thing

>this is the time for fear

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Why am I enjoying this meltdown so much? I hated the show very early on. It's pretty nice seeing rest of Yea Forums hop on the train.

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Reminder that when Stannis broke the widling army he scattered 100,000 widlings, 97% of which got picked off and turned into wights, making up the bulk of the Night King's 100k+ army.

Stannis almost destroyed the world.

TURN UP THE LIGHTING

maybe they march like it's nothing because Stannis' sacrifice worked DUN DUN DUUUUNNN

And yet achieved nothing really of importance the entire show. HBO turned the most important book character into nothing.

>believing a literal old wives' tale told to children

LMAO get real dude

more than the vision of a destroyed snowy kings landing

i love how everyone is just ignoring this... she had a vision of her fucking dead baby that somehow became alive and aged 6mo to a year. must have been epic foreshadowing amirite

*The* Literally Who.

so much for rewatching the show now

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OKAY I DON GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ARYA WHAT HAPPENED TO MY MAN THE HOUND

stannis was a cuck

>Stannis sacrificing his daughter is still causing good weather
There really is power in King's blood... Stannis.... Stannis...StannisStannisSTANNISSTANNIS

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>that body language
>tfw I ywn be in a submissive relationship with Meera

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That happened when they removed Robb legitimizing him.

Saying it now. That will have the biggest consequences for Snow after he's brought back.

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Holy shit it used to be so good

DUDE prophecies are like totally deceitful and retarded LMAO
ofc when the red woman makes a prophecy about arya that means it is true and you could have seen it seasons away lel

>THE GREATEST THREAT TO THE SEVEN KINGDOMS THAT EVER LIVED WAS KILLED BY ARYA FUCKING STARK?
>AND HE DIDNT EVEN WEAR ARMOR?

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he fucked the red woman bloody in the winterfell great hall. thats why she went and an-hero'd

My wife...

Has living in the desert cooked his brain?

he's alive for cleganebowl

Does Robb legitimizing him really mean anything though? Robb never really had actual authority.

>A NIGHT THAT LASTED A GENERATION

OH NONONONONONON

Jons always getting the shit end of the stick. People will make him out to be a hero but the point was he'd get shit on over and over becoming more like Ned stark, who just kept on having to deal with heavy shit he doesn't deserve.

Sure he wins a few things here and there, but I would argue he's had a harder life than anyone else in that show.

>Pale spiders big as hounds
w-where are they?

What was his jewish question policy?

>Obese
>All in black under the scorching Santa Fe sun
Imagine the stink.

NEW

THREAD

INCELS

>for anyone NOT living in winterfell, the rise and fall of the army of the dead had absolutely no impact on your life.

You forget the Northern lords are just biding their time. Robb gave the will to the most influential lords of the North. And Jon would follow Robb's will. There is no way GRRM had this as Robb's last action and then be it useless. Remember how insignificant it seemed when Ned sent Beric to the riverlands in AGOT?

>i hate it before it was cool!

kys fag. also we've hated it for years.

GOOD WEATHER TODAY SER STANNIS

Yeah Lost was really good even when it became terrible, honestly it's pretty much the same for GoT except they didn't kill off the most annoying character soon enough.

It even has that dated way of filming

that kings blood shit never made sense anyway

Robert took the throne by force how does he have kings blood? and how do roberts relatives?

I wanted to re watch the show... now I can't, thanks D&D you retroactively made everything stupid and pointless, even the good scenes.

>tfw most 8th grade book reports are written to a higher standard than Game of Thrones

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MIGRATE

INCELS

They were juuust about to crawl over the walls of the Godswood when they shattered

>tfw my 60 yr old ultra conservarive father thought arya killing the NK was kino
What do I do guys

Not him, but they show the dragon sitting on top of the castle palisade.

He became king so now he has King's blood. I don't know, I don't know Melly Sander's God's rules.

This is pretty alright, (You)nderrated

This site is so ready for the next bomb meme it's forgot to tender the little ones

It's either going to be Arya kills all of the threats or something similarly disappointing.

>Can we? Probably not

dorne is not a city

Literally when she went crazy

thats the point mong

AHAHAHAHAAHA
it lasted like 3 houres lmao

WE

Even when the show went to shit in season 5 it still had the balls to kill off Locke in the most unceremonious, non-fan servicey way possible.

>no spiders as big as hounds
>long night lasted for a few hours
>cgi budget didn't even allow for dead horses, despite them showing up earlier at the very least

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I was talking about Michael and Dany respectively.

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Why are you seething? You're missing out on not being on social media and fucking thots left and right. Just act like you care and you'll get poon in no time.

>Jon and Arya best team
>spoilers say Jon kills Dany
>Targaryen and Stark
>not actually related
>a song of Ice and Fire
Like it or not but a joining of both families is the only believable end for the ruling of the Iron Throne.

I'm just saying. As shitty as Lost got, it never resorted to blatant fan service like GOT.

They're really desperate, aren't they?