Would it sell?

Would it sell?

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Maybe
Who directs ?

Spielberg

>story of Chris chans life
>Only he can see Sonichu
>That time when his medallion was stolen is translated to Sonichu being kidnapped
>Chris Chan goes on an adventure to save Sonichu and on the way does all the autistic shit he did irl but in a way that makes him look badass

Kino

Almost any idea can sell if it’s written well

They should make it an ironic parody like Birdman; who's true goal is to explore the mentality of the MC (in this case, Chris-chan).

It would be even more interesting, because Chris-chan's own autism would prevent him from realizing he's starring in a parody of himself. He can play it straight the entire time, while the writers/directors dangle criticism and mockery all around him.

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that's essentially Clifford or Alf

Lynch

niggers.

based

I would unironically choose this over what we are getting.

Chris' character arc comes full circle on release, then we get the inevitable Chris Chan biopic

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The "Chris Chan - A Comprehensive History" is unironically more entertaining than any TV show I've seen in a while. There are 13 parts I believe, here is part 1
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>every time it cuts to a scene of Chris looking at himself in a reflection like a mirror or the cars rear view he sees a beautiful woman

Would it sell?

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stop shilling your shit
thanks anyway

Utter garbage.

Boll

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It’d be like the Dougie Jones segments of season 3.

PTA

FUCKING CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER IS THE MAYOR OF CWCville!
HES GOT A LOT OF THINGS TO DO!
GOTTA LOVE A CHINA TO STEAL!

I imagine there would be a scene with Barb stabbing a picture of Megan like Sarah Palmer in TP Season 3.

This was cancelled because the ED autists didn't want their special lolcow exposed to the general public. Daily reminder that ED is worse than Chris-Chan.

Did Chris Pratt drop out of this or was his casting just a rumor?

At least there would have to be a video game associated with the movie.

ED? You mean Kiwi Farms?

this shit is great

it starts out slow but it gets really good, check it out
shame it got put on eternal hiatus

Raimi, of course
Both ironically and unironically

they needed someone that could act like chris chan, not become him.

Yes, that's what I meant. I get my retards mixed up sometimes.

HE DOESN'T LIKE THE BLACKIES
AND GOD SAYS GAYS MUST DIE

boy that last line didn't age well CHRIS IS STRAIGHT WE GUARANTEE

lol boohoo fagot guess you’ll have to come up with your own ideas to make money off of instead of exploiting an internet retard

Herzog

tim burton

This song needs to play in the trailer

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>Yeah that’s what I meant. I’m a big dumb newfag who just discovered Chris Chan last year.
FTFY

KF are a bunch of oversensitive faggots but the Patreon/ Kickstarter for the documentary was shady as fuck.

Hey retard, geno has been back for 10 weeks now putting out director's cut versions of parts 1 through 13 and will actually continue the docu once he's caught up with what he uploaded last year.
His channel is genosamuel2.1.

THERE ARE NO GIRLS ALLOWED!
UNLESS THEY'RE BOYFRIEND FREE!

CIA

literally what did he mean by this

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oh shit
thanks user

Is JK Productions finally going to finish developing Sonichu: The Game now?

That's a complete non sequitur and you're a fucking retard. Don't reply to me again you dumb cunt.

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reminder

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Tom Green

have sex

Id watch it

I’d buy it.

Liquid Chris

>I used to think my life was about searching for a boyfriend-free girl, now I realize it's about becoming a boyfriend-free girl

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It depends. Does it involve hardcore gay sex scenes?

lol

>yellow arms

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He actually explained it on twitter recently. It just means that if it were the stone age, he'd be a caveman, and you'd have to tell him twice because he'd be stupid.

Micheal Bay

dilate

Christine (formerly Chris Chan formerly Christian formerly Chris formerly Christopher formerly Naitsirhc)

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Scorcese

I still want him to explain "Merried Seinor Comic."

Ryan Johnson

>where is Sonichu?
>he's gone, there was nothing we could do
>whadd'ya mean???
>he's gone

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A Chris Chan movie would probably suit his sense of humor.

Married Senior Co-Manager is the best guess

Link to video with sound?

>living in a gang-TROLLster’s paradise
Fuck me

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Name a better song released in the past 20 years

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Does Chris know that guy is married? Why did he type "merried" instead of "married"?

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>tfw 2 degrees of separation from chris-chan
it's unnerving to say the least

So he's the co-manager and also a policeman at his own store?

Why were so many bullets concentrated in that small area?

>Chris-chad and Sonichu: The Movie
>starring: Kim Kayona

Metokur

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how?

too esoteric for human minds

I think I watched about 8 of these and I am utterly amazed this retard isn’t in jail yet. However I never knew so many people have messed with him and I kinda felt bad, then I remembered most of this he brings upon himself
>I am now scared shitless I’ll end up with an autist kid

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STOP EXPOSIN THE DAMN BUSINESS!

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>Finish the goddamn story

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Chris has some kind of divine protection. He should have died from the unclit infection but somehow made it out unscathed.

ok 2/3

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How'd he do it lads?

wait there are 4, here's 3/4

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>the chair weighs a grand number of pounds
Oh man he never had a chance

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im actually surprised there's not a chris chan porn parody, where he finger fucks megan while thumbsupping the camera, as per the comics

4/4

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>Badass fight scene with gamestop neckbeard culminating in pepper spray

>a large plastic medallion in the shape of a Pokeman character's head

>mockery

You can't sell it on mocking an autist. That'd get a whole bunch of sympathy and backlash. You need to highlight the crazy while blaming someone else, and romanticizing Sonichu and CWCville as an elaborate coping mechanism. Like the movie Neverwas

>based

What is thumb supping?

It's what they would start their mass debating session with

>Uncle Spunky is a really funky monkey

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roasties

Takashi Miiki

I need a hero

Francis Ford Coppola

Todd Solondz or John Waters

>He is left feeling somewhat frustrated as he has a strong desire for compainonship, although his social limitations prevent him from being able to realize this in the way in which he would like
can you even IMAGINE possibly feeling like this? How ridiculous.

Punished Welles

heh.. yeah. what a loser.

No need for mocking. Chris being chris is all you need.

Literally only Lars Von Trier could do it

M. Night

This is like a Tom Meyers joke

Herzog.

It was just a poster mock up to sell to producers

he already did a movie about a crazy faggot outcast though

Fredrik Knudsen

Is sonic giving him road head?

Only acceptable answer

what a fag

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>So Sonichu returned to Alderman today. I am not sure what to make of him. He sits in his chair and draws his sonichu comics, harmless, i assme. Yet, I feel like he knows he's different. He knows that the world rushing in front of him is not his own. Surrounded by the "brightest" students in America, whatever that means, he sits in his chair and draws. 23 years old. I'm not sure he even graduated high school. In front of him texts of Plato, Faulkner, God, and Kleist swirl. Does he have the capacity to understand these works? Whether he can or not, I am not sure, but their is something in his eyes that realizes that there is a level of understanding and thought that he is unable to partake in. As he slumps lower and lower in his chair with each student he eyes reading or holding a book, he falls into himself- into the markers and colors on the page in front of him. (coffee idea) He seems intelligent enough to understand that he does not understand, and that is the hardest part of all.
would it be kino?

>curse-ye-hami-ha's flying everywhere

That would be absolute КИHOГPAФЙ

WE KEEP SPENDING MOST OF OUR LIVES LIVING IN A TROLLSTA'S PARADISE

anime brain rot
seek help

aren't those all of his movies?

Nicolas Winding Refn

he needs to finish his autism trilogy with this as his magnum opus

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Michael Haneke or Gaspar Noe

>Good ideas are good ideas.
I really really really like this post.

>Paul Blart in Mall Jerkop VI

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nicolas winding refn, the king of autismkino

Herzog is the only one who could pull off the documentary, which done right would be far more interesting than the biopic.
All those faggot amateur "documentaries" just make fun of him like everyone does. Herzog would do it right, it's a story about the dark night of the soul.

the joke is that chris is late in warning sonichu about the danger because sonichu has already been aware if it before chris
>you dont need to tell me twice
in fact he jokingly decides to exaggerate how late chris is in warning him using hyperbole
>but in the stone age
he is basically saying "your advice would have been useful to me if you had said it way before now" and he exaggerates how long ago it would have been useful by saying the stone age.

the documentaries are just incomplete readings of the cwcki by people who want money and attention from other people's hard work

Claire Denis

>Herzog does the documentary
>becomes a huge success at film festivals
massive home video sales
>massive surge in Chris from normies
>gets invited to red carpet events and late night talk shows

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wtf I think I had a stroke writing that

me

Based almost-strokeposter

it's the dimensional merge user, everything is gonna be fine

he thinks dinosaurs where in the stone age

you don't need to tell me twice, but if it was the Jurassic period I would heed your extra caution about the meteor falling

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