/trek/ insecure edition

Ok

No

That's not the real kahn

Come back please

Where's Bash tho?

Bash? More like Gash

Do you come here often?

Want to hear a joke? /trek/

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Everyone knows she has a feminine penis.
>ywn wrap your lips around her monster dong and massage the tip of her cock with your tongue while she pumps her delicious sea salt cum down your throat

I’d suck bashfag’s peen, but only ironically

You're still here tho.

What the fuck is this??

checked

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>mmm grayons

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At least it's less toxic

What happened to/trek/? It used to be so lively.

I don’t really have a choice, I’m programmed into the holodeck!

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It's ok, I think I like you.

Beyond came close to being trek but ultimately JJ had already obliterated the franchise by this point.

>Voyager
>We have to make ABSOLUTELY sure that NONE of our knowledge gets into the hands of these Delta Quadrant aliums, or we are prepared to go on literal suicide missions to either get it back or destroy it
>Season 2, Episode 19: Lifesigns
>The doctor saves a Vidiian girl from the phage, casually teaches her federation medicine, and allows her free access to all medical knowledge stored in the ship.
Somebody forgot to teach the hologram General order One.

How would you have done it, then? I'm all lobes.

stop before the episode where Janeway gives holographic generation to wannabe predators

Janeway does what Janeway wants. You're not sexist, are you?

Women don't belong in space

What is weird to me, is that a few episodes ago, they managed warp 10, which is basically teleportation, which sure, had some troubles, but they figured out to reverse them. So.. why didn't they keep working out the kinks and then just went the fuck home?

Also, right now I'm in the EP where Tom Paris wants to leave and they just let him, but I'm pretty sure he has so much knowledge that could possibly violate general order one, that I find it difficult to think Voyager would just allow him to leave.

The dilithium they used to attempt the Warp 10 jump was unstable and they never figured out how to successfully navigate. When Paris-Lizard ran away it was only a few lightyears away.

Fucked up eating a donut and got glaze all over my shirt. Any Treks about shame?

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What kill it faster than a remake of Wrath of Khan?

Im sorry, i can't think of anything better than that to end a franchise. Even STD killing nimoys character isnt that lethal.

Every Worf episode

she could have brought the entire crew home if she had sex with Q
how many people had to die because of her feminism

Barclay getting caught having sex with Beverly on the holodeck. He is caught by Troi and Riker. His, and by extension, the fanbase's humiliation was complete.

>never figured out how to successfully navigate.
Pretty sure Paris did, he talked about being everywhere, they lost him, he flew back to voyager.

Janeway won't stoop to having sex to advance her career. In fact, Janeway is celibate.

New Khan was superior to the old Khans in every way. Old Khan larped as le evil mastermind but got btfo by a space cloud and started screeching random Shakespeare quotes out of context instead of finding ways to regain the upper hand. The most supposedly badass genetically engineered super soldier was outplayed by a literal who starfleet captain not once, but twice.

New Khan nimbly outmaneuvered Kirk and achieved his goal of getting revenge against the admiral running starfleet and would have succeeded in his plan to save his crew if there wasn't a Spock from the future in the Enterprise's contacts.

Into Darkness understands Khan better than Wrath of Khan.

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You'd still fokk the poor lass, given half a chance.

>that episode where Kirk, Spock and McCoy make fun of Cochrane because he doesn't want to fuck a gas energy alien

Your post makes no sense as a reply to . Put in more effort.

That ain't Khan, bro

Janeway had a steely intensity most people probably find intimidating, and the weight of being captain is incredibly isolating. I'd want to be someone she thinks of as a friend first, and if she needs that person to be her gagged latex-clad fuck slave to relieve stress after work I guess that's how things were meant to be.

Your post is tedious and uninteresting. Brief and irrelevant as your commentary is, I found it a chore to get through. Post better.

Aww, your feelings got hurt.

You're gonna need more red yarn, more tacks, a bigger board, and a better brain if you want to be Dossier user, fellow Star Trek enthusiast.

cringe

you're cringe

Why does nu Khan shout his name pointlessly?

Weird fedora tip.

Should females be allowed to pilot starships?
>Researchers at the University of Michigan analyzed 6.5 million car crashes in the U.S. between 1998 and 2007. Female drivers were found to be involved in 68.1 percent of all crashes. The results are especially surprising given that men were found to drive 60 percent of the time, while women only 40 percent.

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Poor Geordi. I bet the bridge roasties complained about him so he was reassigned to engineering.

Hydraulic steering and automatic transmission would lower these statistics.

Thanks for having my back, dude. T. The guy he was complaining about

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Dossier user scares me. It feels like he knows where I live.

Shut the fuck up, Morn.

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>show makes light of alcoholism
gg /trek/

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Geordi did, you know....? He did, right?

>guy sits alone at the bar and drinks all day, every day, that's funny!
gg

>he thinks it counts

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Well, it's virtually the same experience.

>not appreciating the aesthetics of watching the bar while enjoying a cold brew
gg

There's no way someone like "Dossier user" is real. It's gotta be a meme.

Razorfist is back with Depths of DS9 season 2, how long until it gets shoah'd like his season 1 retrospective

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fob5p92oYSg

cringe

Cool episode. It was really neat seeing the actors for Quark, Weyon, Dukat and Worf without their make-up on

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Do you agree with Picard?
>"A Socialist is one who serves the common good without giving up their individuality or product of their personal achievements. 'Socialist' has nothing to do with Marxian-Socialism. Marxism is anti-property and places no value on the individual. Socialism values the individual and encourages them in individual efficiency, at the same time holding that their interests as an individual must be in consonance with those of the community. All great inventions, discoveries and achievements were first the product of an individual brain."

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He's real. I saw him post about some of his methods. It was fucking unsettling.

Wonder what he would look like with hair? If only he didn't keep that latinum in his stomach.

No way, you're chasing ghosts. You fell for a meme.

He told me once about how he used to wear wigs but stopped when he accepted himself for who he really is. I think he's been trying to sell them to Quark.

Myforearm itc hes.

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These are all my posts

Bring back andorians and tellarites

Give me my dwarves and dark elves

Michael Dorn is a handsome man to be honest

>you will never own Jeri Ryan like a sex slave taking her to various high profile sex clubs and treating her like the delicious fuck meat she is

Based Styxhexenhammer666

>Razorfist is a DS9 fanboy
Of course, I shouldn't be surprised