You now remember the Underworld series

You now remember the Underworld series

Who else busted a nut for good ol' Kate here?

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It is unconscionable and beyond understanding that a woman THAT hot has made so many terrible movies in a row.

They made money though

Never watched a single Underworld movie but I was 13 when they were advertising for the first movie and I used to jerk off to the commercials because of her hot outfit.

First underworld was probably the first sex scene ive ever seen in a movie. Her boobs are forever scarred in my mind and i thank the Lord every day for it.

She didnt show her boobs in the first underworld retard

absolute kino desu, watched them all in a row recently

>actually being able to differentiate the movies other than remembering action/fap scenes

wew lad
but youre correct, it was the 2006 one that had boobs, you had your share of BEING RIGHT ON THE INTERNET for today be happy

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I want to cum in Kate's belly button.

Wtf theres 5 of them?!

I have distinct memory of renting one of these at Blockbuster when it was my turn to pick for family movie night. Some guy was an "abomination" with black eyes...

I didn't get to pick any more movies after that night.

Yea back of the row buddy ive been here for decades

That's not her in the middle one, is it?

>wanting some used up wh0re

I thought the first two were decent, third was fun for Bill Nighy and Michael Sheen chewing scenery. 4 and 5 were dreadful.

Procreate more

And one of them is from barely 3 years ago believe it or not.

She could be a 90yo sometimes-blinking skeleton and i would still bang her with the voracity of 50 lions just for old times sake

Thankfully she's still looking great so you're just some poor taste tripfag

wait you actually watched all the movies

She has been married to a guy. She's used up. I didn't say she was ugly you moron.
Whatever, you're just a degenerate.

retard namefag

I don't remember the first one having a sex scene.

Get a load of this alpha that only fucks virgins.

I never found this woman to be attractive.
She should be as she has a symmetric face and is slim, but I never once saw her in a sexual light. And no, I'm neither gay nor am I suffering from >sharp knees syndrome. This Brit chick just has no sex appeal.
>inb4 faggot
>inb4 >sharp knees

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Putting your penis where another penis has been is disgusting.

Is this the justification you give yourself every night for why you're still a virgin

She didnt show her boobs in the second one either retard. The nudity was partial at very best.

>The nudity was partial
Partial nudity means "just boobs" you moron. You could quit while you were winning but now you just went and blew it. Go watch the second movie right now and then ponder about how pathetic is your life when you want to start an argument (which is wrong) about some boobs appearing in a movie or not

Why would I need to justify that?

Pretty sure she was married to the director. Those movies exist so she can make money. Same thing with Resident Evil.

>Pretty sure she was married to the director.

and he put her to rub and bang other dudes right on his face?
what a fucking cuck

Your worthless attempts at semantics are pathetic. Again she doesnt show her boobs as the statement implies retard. There is no areola, there is no nipple. Her suit is unzipped down to her belly bottom with slight clevage shown. And thats the full extent. Try again

>Partial nudity means "just boobs

Thats not what that statement means retard. An asscrack can be partial nudity.

First film is a legit masterpiece, fight me

I was more excited about seeing her ass in that outfit than the movie itself

It's not.

They're okay. They're not good, but they're not terrible. Just skip the one set in the past and have some mild fun.

gross

The prequel is better than any of the actual sequels

Kate's not even in it, you fool.

Rhona Mitra is pretty sexy herself, and it at least it go full retard like Evolution or just rip off Resident Evil like Awakening. It's the closest in spirit to the original. More importantly it has Billy Nighy unlike the sequels

that tight as fuck latex. its heaven lads!

She's no Kate.
Also nobody gives a shit about the
underworld lore. Just shove Kate in a latex gimp suit and let me have some mild fun.

I care about more characters than just Kate is the difference. If I want to see her in Latex I have the fucking internet. Also Rise of the Lycans is plenty fun

Post moar Kate.

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you'll never have a movie that sexualizes the female like this again you incel

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>movies were considered bad upon their release
>light years ahead of any capeshit of the last ten years
Where did Hollywood blockbusters go wrong ?

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What is that, a lizard?

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>tfw watched all of these with my gf

is your gf as hot as kate
did she get upset when all the hot kate scenes happened
is this all even real

From that angle, it looks like one of them whur-wilves.

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the first movie brings 2000's nostalgia, like butterfly effect
pretty cool

if that pic is your idea of beautiful/hot woman your opinion has been descarted

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The first 3 are great. I honestly thought they got better with each movie. Havn't seen 4 or 5. Don't plan to.