Patrick bateman here. I’ve done some research into the occult...

Patrick bateman here. I’ve done some research into the occult, and I’ve determined the person who posts 5 post after this one will get a single wish granted.

Also American psycho thread

Attached: 37873AD9-D6C5-42A1-B019-36E95B37E4E2.jpg (480x360, 25K)

Does anyone get that reservation at Dorsia?

If you post 3 after this one you might

I hope I get a sci fi kino with Ethan Hawke and Christian Bale.

3.

I wish every user will be able to experience true happiness and joy in their life

Delete this thread

So it was true. The dubs have been granted. Now wheres my Dorsia res?

Attached: 1556634868772.jpg (600x453, 45K)

a new car

based messianon

Attached: 1347439130747.jpg (323x293, 26K)

Dubs and thanks!

I want dubs

wut is happening here

I wish my cousin came back to life, in a perfectly healthy human state. None of that monkey paw's business tyvm.

I want a job. Just let me make some money dammit

You can have mine.

Attached: 1548638645703.png (480x480, 81K)

If dubs I will stay a comfy NEET until I die.

Attached: 3253546.jpg (197x190, 29K)

i want a gf so badly

Based user

dubs and your wish will be granted

Everyone that came here before 2008 will find a gf that loves them for who they are

Everyone reading this will die alone, overrides previous gets

Attached: 1441429726641.jpg (1100x1380, 240K)

I want a bf

Dubs to override this post

Rigged

Attached: 1556644505150-v.jpg (791x720, 161K)

thank you user

Attached: baa.jpg (500x514, 39K)

based

he did mean dubs right?

They're not for everyone.

I love you user

Attached: 1548791263277.gif (368x349, 2.53M)

My name is Harrison and now I feel joy

...