Here lies Jorah Mormont

Wasn't he banging some Dany cosplay whore whilst his was exiled?

Yeah, when he first meet midget in whorehouse, he literally had dany cosplayer on his lap

>Jorah dies for a literal braindead mouthbreather who just needed to not land her fucking dragon
I am still mad

Jorah had stopped trying to get into Daenerys' pants after Qarth. He knew Daenerys looked at him more like a father figure. That doesn't mean he still did not love her or even want her, just that hehad accepted the situation and stopped trying
>inb4 he was desperate to get back to her after the exile
There is a difference between trying to get back to the inner city of the sovereign that you think will be the best ruler of your country and just trying to fuck your queen. By this time Jorah supported Daenerys out of political reasons
Of course when he died he doing it to save the woman he loved, but that doesn't mean he tried to save her so she would later fuck his brains out. Some people actually do stuff for people without wanting anything in return, something nice guys (and people who were nice guys but now are just incels) seem to have a hard time in understanding

F

that means he's definitely /ourguy/, I'm a 24 year old virgin, the worst is that I have a very pretty face and I've kissed a lot of girls but never had the guts to fuck one despite having a lot of occasions to do so

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unironically have sex

At your age Jorah was married and watching his wife giving birth to stillbirths

I FUCKING CANT, EVERYTIME A GIRL STARTS TO BE INTIMATE WITH ME I FREEZE AND MY LIBIDO DISAPPEARS

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I think hes the only man she loved and the guy she flicked her bean to

Best GOT post yet.

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That bitch used him as a meat shield and she couldn't even give him the satisfaction of dying with a single kiss?

I hope she dies screaming.

Nah, she also loved Drogo

Jorah was my favourite character, but Daenerys should have stayed single after Drogo. Fuck Daario and Jon

>was previously married
>fucked a hotter dany styled hooker when she exiled him

op is retarded.

post your cute face

fpbp

OP BTFO

I would if I wouldn't be joining the military in a month. I have to keep my profile low

The actor was too attractive and charming for the character. In the books he was basically a beta loser.

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Not screaming, she will die with all of her "followers" watching as her bf cuts her head off though so almost as good.

alright then, post your cute ass

A beta loser would never defeat Jaime Lannister in a tournament

Based

This, he's had more action than you incels here will ever get.

faggot

Don't tell me what to do

I meant more in terms of the ladies.

I knew that feel. Just get an escort to get it over with bro.

Going to get laid twice this year. Thank you very much user.

>married twice
>second time was to a Hightower beauty
>not because of some alliance or to gain power, out of true love
>a girl to whom he is he closest to a father figure doesn't want to fuck him, so he is a beta loser
Try again

>I have a very pretty face

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>left for a better man
>balding

In the books, Jorah was described as a man who has a penchant for.....younger girls, to put it mildly.
In the books, Dany is like 13 in book 1 and he already falls in love with her.

When Tyrion finds him in a whorehouse after leaving her, he has a young girl in his lap that is described as looking suspiciously like Dany.

fucking based Jorah

Based

>gold digger leaves him, after he had already fuck her many times
>gets bald as he gets old
Totally loser

>It's OK to cry. Crying takes the sad out of you.

This is like that episode of Zoey 101 where the curly haired dude starts banging a soulless Zoey lookalike.

Also to add to this, he married a 14 year old when he was like 25 or something.

He's in his early 40s. Not exactly old.

This

The problem with Jorah is that, in the show, he is just a decent man who is fighting for the throne candidate he thinks would be a better ruler, and happens to have fallen in love with him. Since normies and incels are still stuck with junior high mentality he has to be fighting for his sovereign just to get in her pants

Jorah should have never fallen in love with Daenerys if he was going to be a decent man. Just act like a father figure in the show. Either that, or go full pedobear like in the books

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Also, in the books from one of the Dany POV chapters, she thinks about Jorah kissing her.
I'm paraphrasing but it's something like...
>What he did was wildly inappropriate, but...I kind of liked it.
And she gets so horny she has her maid come and "take care of her." So yeah, book Jorah is alpha as fuck.

ROASTIE BTFO

Ask her to peg you. Maybe that's what your life is meant to be.

Rip in piece ser friendzone

dany went full eyebrow "acting" there

that was normal for the time desu

Yeah weird. I mean, the idea is just preposterous. Marrying a 14 year old girl in the prime of her fertility and health. Those crazy uneducated medieval idiots.
Luckily we know now that it's far better to wait until women are 34 and have healthily experimented with at least a dozen guys before finally settling on a beta male provider.
Good thing we got rid of these backwards practices, am I right?

Nah, he fucked that whore that looked like Kelly C in Braavos. He also had a wife before or something.

>Prime of her fertility
Babies born before end of teenagehood commonly have problems.
Birthing too young also often ended in premature death for the mother.
Truth is age 17-26 are best for childbirth

based

you unironically sound like you might be gay. either that or you really need to improve your self esteem babe

kek. op on suicide watch

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