Baywatch

This, 100%

everyone knew the show was shit, people just loved to jerk off to bouncing tits

also, Pamela Anderson was a huge sex symbol, just look at porn in the 90s, 90% of industry was Pamela Anderson lookalikes

same. I think I started jerking off to Baywatch

I had no internet. Couldn't buy the magazines (remember those), and if I ever managed to find or borrow a VHS of porn I would guard it with life

>Amazon remastered the series
>still no HD cuts of best scenes (tits bouncing) on youtube

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Seek answers on the pic you posted young Skywalker

What's with these fucking nerd posts lately? Imagine typing this

Because bouncing tittie in slow mo was revolutionary for its time in TV. A lot of big shows that are iconic of their era don't age well.

Damn nigga you just got finna dabbed on

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I used to fap to Nicole Eggerts tiny tits.

Porn was far more difficult to obtain back then so a fuckton of teenagers watched and jacked off to TV shows that featured tits and ass.
Source : I was one of them.

she's just a fucking kid christ....you have all these adult women and you get turned on by a fucking kid? sick fuck.

Original Baywatch the movie was 90's KINO

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television was bad in the 90s

garbage people watched garbage television.

its still the same quality level now.

You're joking right?

Half-naked women.

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I think I jerked off to Carmen Electra at least 100 times

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she looks like she fucks black men that play basketball with north koreans

Thinly veiled jerkservice. The only reason this doesn't still exist is because internet porn.

christ

because no internet pornography

I wonder when she found the time to act between getting drilled by every producer she worked for.

No available/affordable highspeed Internet. To put it another way, there was no widespread internet porn. People could actually masturbate to tv shows like Baywatch. Most people hadn't BTFO of the pleasure centers in their brain in the 90s.

campy shows that teased with TnA are way better jerkoff material than most porn.

Needed more pokies.

I actually remember really HATING on a girl from the show who had no tits

>wtf is her purpose here, she has no tits!
was furious every time I saw her on screen

TITS

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SOME PEOPLE STAND IN THE DARKNESS

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This is her in 2019... not that bad desu
She's around 50

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>dat feel when social media faggots today would find ways to REEE about this

Seriously, I wonder if people today even go to the beach anymore. It's just a swimsuit. Are they seriously ragging on well endowed women for being well endowed? Isn't that hypocritical?

That's cause it's a child

it's NCIS with tits. common denominator garbage for a country with no moral value.

Where is this from?

no

I think she was titless because the show was clearly about tits and ass and they needed someone with none - to be taken seriously, she was ''the mature one'', competent and moral.

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pedo OBSESSED retard

god i miss high cut

Erika Eleniak had the most perfect body, but I just couldn't get past the brows

The crossover with WCW was kino

youtube.com/watch?v=tvLBNl8c81g

Campy shows with tits like this and Xena were popular in the 90s, but died in the early 00s when internet became more widespread

Mmmm .... it all boils down to the babes on da beach solving hardass thang !!!

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But what's the show about, actually?

I think they were lifeguards

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I wanted to post Yasmine Bleeth to say she was a 10/10 but instead I got a picture of what she looks like now.

Be advised.

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The one on the right is way hotter

You aight white boi

at least she didn't have 100 cosmetic surgeries and botox. also, she's 50
she can get herself in shape and look better

Is there torrents available of this remastered?

Oh God no

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well, it's on BTN

Internet was hella slow and it's uncomfortable to rent porn.

This and no other reason.

I’m banging a 50 year old milf and she has a nice body. Her face is a little old tho

Remember V.I.P.?
My teenage dick loved the short-haired chick.

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glorifying a minimum wage profession

I miss the 90s

Because Germans love David Hasslehoff

I would still tongue punch her fart box

What’s btn ?

I fapped to this so much

>that one Baywatch - Gilligan's Island crossover episode

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>this is a 10/10 in Canada

youtube.com/watch?v=V3YE977cSuU
>The iconic cast
tits

Baywatch

In the age of dial up it was softcore porn you could watch on tv, same with that other Pam Anderson show, VIP

this was the only alternative back then

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if you never watched this, this clip really shows what's the show about and how it looked. people who made the show knew what's up

youtube.com/watch?v=1G8e7RavlpE

Internet pornography wasn't as ubiquitous as it is now by any stretch of the imagination. Television shows like this and hbo and cinemax were novelties. Also believe it or not Pamela Anderson used to be considered one of the most outrageously sexy bitches on planet earth back then.

fuck, that official channel is great
youtube.com/watch?v=VdqigU-pQtI
I'm pissing my pants here ffs

do not want

T. disgusting philistine

>small tits
>perky nipples
>short hair

Only patricians like me can enjoy this.

>we want the closetfag audience

Kinosseur

Best guilty pleasure show of all time: Baywatch Nights season 2
youtube.com/watch?v=W6JxMx1IKIQ

>be 90s
>should I watch Baywatch and see asses and bouncing tits
>or should I take 5 hours to download a low resolution nude pic
It wasn't even a choice.

Please don't do that to my culture. Or this.

She alright. Some girls can't into age and weight, but she's still very pretty.

Remember Acapulco H.E.A.T.?
nobody does ;_;
youtube.com/watch?v=kMiwE31LHFo
I had such a crush//boner for Alison Armitage.

and now coming back with cobra kai

she cute

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cobra kai has a lot of tits?

That's it i'm gonna pirate Cobra Kai, SOMEBODY STOP ME

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God she was unreal. You forget just how gorgeous she was.

I mean, zoomers probably wouldn't get it having had their brains pickled by spinner porn since they were 6 years old but for us oldfags, prime Pammie is still the GOAT

She's not cute. She's hot/sexy. Learn the difference

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>the woman he was making out with was actually hotter

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Never liked either of them, not sure why. It all seems so fake.

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>make Baywatch movie
>the only "fanservice" is the Rock's junk
The 2010's were a mistake

the wall stays undefeated

>The Rock was the executive producer
>hire Alexandra Daddario in a Baywatch film
>doesn't show her tits once

Honestly, this cemented the fact that he's gay

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i could never have guessed someone like that could end up looking this uncurvacious

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>go to the trouble of remaster every 200+ episodes
>only make it available on Amazon Prime in 3 countries

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based.

SOME PEOPLE STAND IN THE DARKNESS

Bewbs

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interesting. looks like i need to turn on my tv's vpn

Any Yasmine webms, friendo?

it worked. who

No internet.

>I only watched the episodes with Yasmine Bleeth
My man

Jesus H. Christ Macho Man's voice stands out so much. I was wearing headphones and I thought the fucker was right behind me when he started speaking in that rough gravelly voice.

negative my lad

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>You are now aware that Macho Man released a hip hop album including a Hogan diss track

youtube.com/watch?v=dMbcOC5dS5k

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Why did people watch a classic American TV show before the WOKE era, with lots of beautiful blonde women and ultra Chads? Hmm, let’s think for a minute...

kinda campy

SOME PEOPLE STAND IN THAT DARKNESS

Apparantly, there was a lot of sex going on, on set. To have been a lifeguard actor and then you have to have sex with the fans also. It must have been exhausting.

pity the guy said campy show with tits you fucking illiterate. Thanks for getting my hopes up

I miss white America

That's the america that everyone else was looking up to. Feminism and sjw hit you harder than those 2 bombs hit japanese dignity.

you may not be gay but you've bought tickets to gay and you're waiting in the lobby

ITT: zoomers trying to figure out the 90s.

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>high legged one-piece swimsuits/leotsards come back in
>retarded roasties ruin it by giving themselves a wedgie

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90s erotic thriller's were based

Lying awake till 2am to catch 5 seconds of tit on some late night channel

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Hot

It wasn't all bad.

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It was a simpler time, a time of innocence.

THERE'S 40 SHILLINGS ON THE DRUM

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It was comfy.

Saturday afternoon, watch some tits bounce for an hour...

>not helping them unwedge it
baka senpai

>literally getting worked up over a hypothetical controversy
Have sex.

it was over-the-air fresh content.
back before the internet, playboy and "erotic thrillers" were the only socially acceptable porn.
people actually subscribed to national geophaphic for the native boobies but played it off like they just liked nature photography.

I wanted to make babies with her. Still would

that was great

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Back when shows taught boys to be men

based

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which one Yea Forums?

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Oh yes. I hired out the special edition of Barb Wire just to watch the extended outro where she gets her tits out

Why were all the male lifeguards manlets, other than Hasselhoff and based Newman?

Newman was an actual lifeguard
but you know, he wasn't surrounded by hot women and his salary was peanuts

What's the most fappable episode? This thread makes me wanna rub one out to Pamela Anderson or Yasmine Bleeth in motion like it's the 90's.

so the women looked taller.

>because the show was clearly about tits and ass

I watched Baywatch as a soap opera like I watched Neighbours etc.

I do.
The redhead with giant fake tits was my favorite.

Bingham. D'Errico is a literally who. All I know she was once married to a Mötley Crüe guy. Also Bingham got caught up in a trolling where some porn company tried to get her to do a blowjob scene.

xhamster.com/videos/traci-bingham-s-decadent-dick-sucking-3170700

well any with Yasmine imo

try to get a remastered episode

I know that she was plastic, but back then she was unreal.
I used to beat my meatstick to her so much.

IMAGINE

Slav here, can confirm.
It's truly sad how far the US has fallen.

Did anyone actually watch the remake with the Rock?

wtf lol

I thought for sure you were linking this...

youtu.be/x8BKiigBsa8

Well, I didn't watch it.

>R rated
>no tits
>several penis shots

Fuck The Rock for hiring Daddario and covering her up.

Slav here, I miss white America

It was pretty hilarious. They did more than one video where they dropped her name, had a website advertising it (along with other "celebs" and they said she even had signed a contract for doing the scene and threatened to take her to court. Nothing happened unfortunately or maybe she made a deal with them out of court? Who knows.

nigga u gay

>start to jerk off
>watch and jerk off to baywatch tits all the time
>you find out all the girls you jerked off to are playboy playmates
>find the pics from playboy on 56k modem
>save it to floppy drives
>share with friends
>become literally a god to the said friends

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you have to remember porn wasn't mainstream yet

Me and my dad always used to watch this when I was a kid and now I know why haha

jesus christ what creature did she marry ffs
well, at least he's white

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That's how we fapped in the 90s son. That and scrambled porno.

>mfw my older bro wised me up to the fact that my longtime crush Singled Out host Jenny McCarthy was in multiple Playboys and "spreads her vagina lips open"

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brunette is far superior

Bingham.

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>I only watched the episodes with Yasmine Bleeth

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sauce?

These girls are ___________________

>sis finds my baywatch vhs
>asks loudly why would anybody record this
>lol bomb
>whole room explodes

yeah why would anybody record that shit, idot :J

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>not born in time to easily explore the galaxy
>born just in time to be a porn addict
thankyou baywatch
you were a good friend

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comfy thread to hide from all the GoT shit

Bingham for sure, she aged the best

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I don't care how fat she got, back in the 90s, Nicole was primefu.

I even threw away my VCR and all my VHS tapes, but kept my recording of her erotic thriller Blown Away. That's love.

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I'm pol, but when I was younger I wanted to fuck Tracy Bingham in the rectum until it prolapsed and make her clean me off before I shot Aryan sperm all over her beautiful brown face. Excelsior!

We took our fap material where we could get it

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Her swimsuit was covering 90% of her torso, what the fuck was this shit?

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post the webm

is this now a Traci thread?

didn't know there are so many of us

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Jerk. My wife's napping and my penis is now awakened!!!!

Y'all find any porn in the woods? This is a phenomenon strictly for 80s-90s kids, where you'd randomly find boxes of porn in the woods. In my case, it was just a few nudie mags off the trail on the way to school, but you heard about this stuff happening on the regular. There was a code back then. When you were done with your filth, you leave it somewhere where the next generation could find it and make memories of their own.

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That's actually not half-bad considering her age. She looks like a normal 50 year old.

she was the one for me.

the only reason i watched that show.

Yep found a few fuck spots for kids too with used condoms and discarded clothes along with nudies

still more fuckable than 99% of all women of the same age

They went back to the sly and troublesome Neely. Cj and Neely made up as did Caroline back in the day, And they got On relatively well before Cj left, Donna was Neely best friend at Baywatch and I guess she hung out with Jordan too. This scene is just getting back to how Neely really was before and her twist and change back to her old ways in 9 , I like it though , the four girls really had good TV time with their jealous, and funny cat fights, Neely redeemed herself for a period back in season 7 and 8 , proving she was caring and one of the best lifeguards on the team. The writers really reverted her character.... Logan and Neely were great together... As sly as each other. Gena left the show, but They brought back a different actress to play the now once again troublesome Neely in season 9 ,( to go back to the good old days - as this season went back to the routes of season 3 -5. , sacking the majority of the cast. , and making it focus on five, spot. The Stephanie, (Alex) Matt (Cody) Cj (April) JD (Logan) , Jessie( summer/Caroline) . And then good old Mitch... Trying to get the show back to the original format. They introduced lots characters after season 6 and they never got developed, eg : Samantha, Jordan, Donna, Sky, Taylor ... Not like the originals did. Lani, April and Mannie got more focus this season ( with Neely really taking Cj spot ) when they should just developed who they had already like - Jordan ,Donna and Samantha. And forget new faces. This left the show complicated and more like a soap opera , but this was a series with no time for it's huge cast now on board. Lani was to replace Cj s major departure for ratings , and April got the Caroline/ Summer slot, but Neely really took the lead female role in season 8 , I loved all the big cast, they looked like a great big team. More characters to watch on the beach rescuing. But they focused on only two Lani and April.

When Donna and Jordan should of been the new replacements, - Donna could been Cody new girl, with Caroline( guest appearing) jumping in and out of bed with JD, or Donna doing love triangle with two boys. As she is shown to have a interest in JD, Taylor would replace Samantha/ new Stephanie , become a tyrant or a tough new boss, - maybe introduce Jordan as being the all round lifeguard as she was an established lifeguard on the show never a rookie and is described as excellent at her job. This and her adopted story would be great in her development, even leading to love interest story .. Give them gritty storylines. In this scene however (Gena nails the character.) it's Great to see the four girls all United again it's the stupidest way to bring Alexandra Paul back ruined the reunion doing this... Only other way it could be done was a what if ?? Like Mitch had a dream about Stephanie ... Would of really been better ( even though not original) . So happy to see Summer back. Wanted Matt , Cody and Shaunie ,Donna, Taylor, sky, April , Newmie Logan, and Jordan to even cameo as lifeguards running the beach as the others left for the trip... Maybe that a dream movie. But would been one hell of a show.

nothing else to do, m8. i can’t tell you the garbage i used to watch just to escape a few hours.

>Member of forum about 10 years ago
>Has a semi-porn section
>Some guy comes on one day saying he was in an internet cafe and Pamela Anderson came in with her son
>But she was only wearing a thong bikini and like one of those poncho things with loads of holes in that people wear in hot places
>People say he's talking shit
>He posts a video he recorded of her into the semi-porn section
>Except he's not really recording her he's just recording her ass
>Then she turns around and blatantly sees what he's doing
>She looks genuinely afraid and hurries out with her kid

It was so bizarre. I wish I lived in a cool area fully of scantily clad hotties though.

Ha, used to find used condoms all the time and would handle em like a retard not knowing what they were.

Donna was so gorgeous. Post more and I'll record myself jerking off until I pop all over my abs.

Anyone knows the name of this movie?
youtube.com/watch?v=Q61fZZK4Bq8

In some of her latter episodes Bleeth gained a little weight and became 11/10

No takers?

Definitely a Lifetime flick

Kelly Packard was cute

youtube.com/watch?v=9kf_Hq3qBRE

I love this woman so much

Post the video.

It's not on the forum anymore, and the original youtube video I can't find. It's been reuploaded and slightly edited though so there's still that.
Note: My memory is very faulty (part of being a boomer) and some aspects of the video I got wrong. All I really recalled correctly were

>Pamela Anderson
>Cafe
>Her son
>She was wearing a thong
>She got spooped

Everything else I said is pretty much inaccurate

youtube.com/watch?v=PVtyRbLUzdU

I legit wanted to try watching it, or something like it... I need shows with hot chicks, but this would be way to bad..

Always used to find em in bushes walking home from school. Usually accompanied by a used johnny lol

We had a stash of Daily Sport's and a few porno's in a bin bag hidden in an overgrown garden we used to sneak into. Good times

>FAPMATERIAL

A more innocent time. Before smartphones and the Jews flooding the world with hardcore incest porn

Titans (2000)

>An actress with a history of cocaine addiction who has been retired for roughly 15 years from show business and thus has no reason to exercise and keep close watch of her weight no longer is in her peak shape and looks like your average fifty year old mom in the suburbs

What a shocking revelation.

I wish I could do coke with prime Bleethe. And I'm straight edge.

How do these women feel when they look in the mirror? Seeing just how far they have fallen

Yasmine was one of the sexiest women on Earth. Reduced to a wrinkled blob within 20 years.

Thanks.

Wait till you see how fat you look in your fifties.

lol no. I'm mid-30s now and still in good shape.

I'm peaking tbqh lad

Eh. She's now a regular woman in her 50's from burgerland. I'd still would rather do her than current bogpill Pamela Anderson.

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No way. Pam is a shadow of her old self but she's still in good shape. Bleeth is a hamplanet

She's an agent of (((them))) isn't she?

she has nice knockers

Imagine seeing young Pam in real life. Fucking hell. I see semi hot chicks where I work on a beach all the time. But imagine seeing someone like her walk in. Fucccckkkk

Donna Derico > Pam Anderson

>remember liking the asian girl in baywatch hawaii as a teenager
>look her up now
>i have at least 3 porn folders of better looking asian american pornstars

fuck

fucking hell she really was the most beautiful chick in the world

Just jerked it to this webm AMA

In this day and age she'd be the most conceited instagram whore imaginable. Back in the 90s she seemed fairly cool for an iconic sex symbol.

Redpill is that she only fucked badboys though. Even an ultra Chad like David Charvet couldn't keep hold of her

and the lingerie section in clothing catalogues

J.A.G tho

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>tfw I watched Baywatch just for the story

What's wrong with me?

>Rab crashed an F-14 for this
Tax payer money well spent.

How do we bring highleg back?

Remember the leaked Tommy Lee and Pamela sex tape?

>Tommy Lee's dick was so big he was steering the boat with it

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For me, it was Pacific Blue
Better fanservice than Baywatch

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Boomercore

Yeah, I bought a sextape DVD off ebay with the Paris Hilton vid and other stuff.

When he pulled it out in the car and shook it around and Pam starts sucking him off whilst he's driving.

Some guys have all the luck

As a kid I was a retard. I thought actors essentially always played the same character so I thought Baywatch was a sequel to knightrider with Michael Knight getting a new job. I thought the same about Rambo and Rocky. I thought after Rambo that he retired and became a boxer

>jewess tries to pay with her body
>angloy demands her jewgold instead
fucking BASED

>What's the most fappable episode?
Kicks

Did ourguy Newman ever get a plotline?

I thought Baywatch Nights was a good show

For me, it was Silk Stalkings. The star of which joined Baywatch in the later seasons.

Full circle!

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When the New JC Penny catalogue came in the mail, it was like Christmas.

thats not how finna works u fuckin retard

for me? It's Thunder In Paradise, brother.

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fpbp

same

>show about futuristic boat
>none of the villians were ever smart enough to just run on shore

God bleeth is a fuckin smokeshow

This thread lacks webms baka

Really? I've been watching random episodes in the background and I find them to be enjoyable summer escapist TV.

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For me, it's Erika Eleniak in Under Siege

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Janny keep deleting the good stuff

>did you go potty today sweety?

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I'd use to J.A.G off to her, if you catch my drift.

>sometimes the nip is sad
>sometimes the nip is happy

frederick's of hollywood catalogue, baby. awwww yeaaaaa.

Nudes of her leaked recently though things are a bit saggy. Still would though.

Plus watching MTV, waiting for that one video to come on you want to jack it to.
Damn kids today don't realize how good their dicks have it.

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Jagoff.

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Hey Chandler

>inb4 incels act like this is real
Not saying it can't happen, but fucking stop projecting your personal issues on everything.

Nicole Eggert was one of my faves as a kid, but..

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Is the Rock movie version actually litty or is that just Yea Forums memeing?

The Architect got to her. Happens all the time.

OH NO NO NO NO NO

Looks awesome.

she had such a nice figure too, great hips and butt

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It's litty.

at least shes working out. can't hate on her for tying

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whats a litty?

PETA? Yeah, big supporter.

Raunchy summer kino fun.

Damn
What's her name user?

They were dark times.
Internet porn existed but data speeds were paaainfully slow.
If you wanted to jack off you would take anything you could get, an old hustler magazine your dad would hide somewhere and you'd find, a victoria's secret catalogue, anything would do.

and we were grateful to have it, too! youngsters these days don't know how hard things were. 'Course, neither did we, at the time

>Damn kids today don't realize how good their dicks have it.
There dicks are probably broken before high school because of internet porn. No thank you. I'd rather have the MTV and Baywatch way.

move out to Cali

she had really nice eye placement / wide set eyes when she was young. i find it very attractive on a woman.

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Now we're really talking

90s Hulk was so based. Wonder how much pussy he got?

>They were dark times.
No they weren't

Did her eyes move around with age?

COZ I'M ALWAYS READY I WON'T LET YOU OUT OF MY SIGHT

network television was %99.999 worthless garbage. just like it is today.

looks shooped, too blurry and what is that T thing

This. But it was mainly a construction site. The workers had all kind of hardcore porn, which traumatized me a bit.

Based and JAGpilled

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C section. And it's real

ok i zoomed in and it looks real, just a blurry phone pic

those blue bikini pics mayne

>wide set eyes

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that's what I'm confused about as well.
she was 25 when she started baywatch and it definitely looks like some of her features shifted around and changed. but then again it's probably how she frames her face with her hair and eye makeup

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>The workers had all kind of hardcore porn, which traumatized me a bit.
was it gay shit? manual laboroers tend to be into butt stuffing.

Pacific Blue is in the same universe as Baywatch, I think they had some crossover episodes

i think wide set eyes and brittany venti are incredibly attractive.

look at close set eyes, makes you look like a fucking rat. i find their faces hard to look at

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PETA, (((them))), what's the difference?

Remember The Simpsons? I used to jerk off to this thot

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Weird face/10

post more Pam feet :3

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based and bingpilled

>tfw you found steakandcheese

I remember it being almost entirely Simpsons at one point.

Blown away was great.

>Damn kids today don't realize how good their dicks have it.
No kidding. Also the ones that do actually
>have sex
are doing it sooner and much more than back in the day. Because of (((society))).

looks like a future fatty

C section, you child.

This
I’m from a post-soviet country and everyone used to look up to Americans since the 50’s up till the end of 2000’s
Now you’re the laughing stock of Eastern, Central and Southern Europe

>rated R
>just some swearing and violence

What a waste

She took the bloatmaxx routine

kids these days will never know the payoff of staying up late to watch E! Wild On! and jerk it to Brooke Burke and various other dancing bikini sluts during beach/party episodes.

She only gets them out in the name of art

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Canadians, ey?

I thought it was fun. Better than most of those vulgar comedies like Seth Rogen stuff or the Chips remake.

based

zoomer here
fuck all of you old bastards
alyssa milano was the prime 90’s waifu

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Naw. It's either Nicole or Stevie from Good Morning Miss Bliss.

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if you were old enough to crush on alyssa milano in the 90s, you're not a zoomer.

Yep or patrolling mexican tv with REC at the ready into the late hours.
But all hail this golden age. Though a fond memory, I will never have to jerk off to a Scooby Doo episode again.

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imagine if she sat on your face as a prank haha

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Technically not porn but once I found out a lot of shops didn't mind selling mags like hustler and playboy to kids in school uniforms I never had to hunt for porn mags again. I just bought them. I did dump them in my local park once I got bored of them.

shame what she turned into

Meg Austin was way hotter.

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When I was 12 I got into a fist fight with my best friend because he told me Pamela Anderson was going to show her boobs on Saturday Night Live, so I watched it but they were blurred out.

Jesus fucking Christ.

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Just turned 47

Before we got the internet, looking at the lingerie sections in the catalogs that came in the mail was about as good as it got.
youtube.com/watch?v=iQGwrK_yDEg

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now all we get are generic sedentary vegan leftist nu-women

why there is no black on screen?

Aw Moe, we know your pain.

this

kek

I can remember the first porn I ever saw and it was just too much for me to take. I had the sexual control of a serial killer and came in my pants in a room of guys..

but sometimes, having to work a little harder to get something made it all the more satisfying.

Did lifeguards ever actually wear swimsuits? All the ones I saw were always in baggy shorts

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What was it?

>Why did 100 million people worldwide simultaneously watch this in the 90s?
The Hoff

>buy

For me it's One West Waikiki

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Some dirty old 'blank' vhs. It started near a swing and then moved to a barn/out building. Must've been 70s/80s.
Probably why I only watch 70s-90s porn to this day.

Son of the Beach was better

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Who won?

To be fair they were promoting her getting naked pretty heavily, and then they proceeded to blue-ball everyone.