/got/

what a nerd lol

You know something is wrong when a minor antagonist character like the fookin legend of Gin Alley Karl Tanner has better screen presence and dialogue than Tyrion in seasons 7-8.

That doesn’t make sense. White Walkers existed before him.

Unsullied for MVP?

Dat tactical retreat while everyone else is losing their shit.

When social medias catched on it and normie brainlets made it a social phenomenon

You look like a fucking ballsack! Go feed the beast!

He is a prisonnier of the Freys. He's supposedly still at the Twins and Arya forgot about him.

Every line of dialogue in the last 3 episodes felt like they were trying to create a new hashtag or quote to go on a t-shirt.

This guy was hilarious. I want this GoT back again.

No, it didn't. You sound like an idiot when you say that.

Nah, that happened after season three and all the red wedding reaction videos

The show was bad from season four and onwards, but still fun in a dumb way. Then during season 6 it just became dull as well as stupidly written.

I cannot fucking believe that this show sunk so far that I miss the bad poosey days

Okay, tranny.
Tell me which line you openly clapped at?

stfu normie

Joffrey is hilarious as well.
Unironically one of the more underrated characters in the show.

Show wasn't the same after he died.

In this ending, the rest of the White Walkers wouldn't snuff it after the king does. I just thought that was freaking dumb of the show.

I'm mosty disappointed that they've started to reuse lines like crazy. Almost everyone has to repeat something they said before or something that was said to them.

No hes right. Youre a fag and the dialogue was total shit.

I concur. Seasons 1–3 are the golden age. Good quality television. Season 4 was a step down, and where the cracks started to show. S5 onwards is pure diorhea. Just rancid liquid shit.

It probably doesn't help that they started to depart from the books quite drastically almost immediately following his death, but yeah the character did really bring something unique

I'M NOT TIRED!

>hey guys did you know that Tyrion and Jaime are brothers and they know each other's quotes from memory?
>hey guys did you know that Missandei and Grey Worm are in love?
>hey guys did you know that Arya is an edgelord?
>hey guys did you know that Jon and Dany love each other?
>hey guys did you know that Theon feels bad about what he did?
>hey guys did you know that Jorah is still a beta orbiter and has unrequited love for Dany?
>hey guys did you know that Euron is a problematic white male who wants to fuck Cersei?

Season five wasn't much worse than four in my opinion

Stannis and Jon at the wall together was great, the plot in the city of Dorne of course was shockingly stupid but Jaime and Bronn were enjoyable, Tyrion and Jorah seeing the ruins of Valyria was kinda cool..

My ranking goes, seasons 1 through until 4 - 02 GOAT tier

Season 4 - 02 through until 5 - 09 enjoyable fantasy show tier

Season 5 - 10 until today garbage

That piano music is a cheap way to make something feel "epic". Anyone can put some piano like that on top of some slow video and get the same effect. The music was also bad this episode, that techno pump up beat that started playing when they were fighting the wights inside winterfell was fucking gay.

Really the only positive thing I can say about this episode was the undead dragon which looked fucking cool when its face was torn off. Although I could hardly see any of it. Too bad jon didnt even get to fight it.

But season 5 and 6 were still better than 7 and 8 right?

>No flowers! I said no flowers!
>That's what intelligent woman do. What they're told.
>I've considered making his perversion punishable by death.

I can excuse Bran repeating things to people since that's his whole shtick now. The letter Jon receives with "all dwarves are bastards in their fathers' eyes" could also be explained as proving it's really Tyrion but the rest is just people meeting again and spouting what they said before. Not one person at WF asked Arya how Braavos looks like and she's been back for 2 seasons.

6 was by far the worse season
and yes I put almost all of season 5 in the same tier as season 4 check my post again

Jamie Lannister Lord of House Lannister Warden of the West, Savior of Winterfell, Hero of the Faith of the Seven, GoldenHand the Just, Slayer of capeshit, zombies, and 50 shades of Twilight and all sorts of fagottry one handed.

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SO LONG AS I AM YOUR KING

He was pissing with the other hand.

Why dis niggas hair so dark? He was blonde in earlier seasons? Did he dye it so as not to be recognized? Maybe blond men = bad? Jews write this after all.

Why did Jon just yell like some idiot instead of hacking at the dragon once or twice before it prepared to crisp him? The dragon would have pulled its head back but then collaped at the last minute.

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based

George R R Martin is jewish, at least in part anyway

>dragon born
>burning

He was yelling "Go!" to Arya.

I thought that he was screaming and was then going to stab it in the mouth or something, but no he was just sperging out for no reason

MY BRO SOLO ONEHANDED NIGHT KANG NPC MOB

He is 0.25 jewish according to (((DNA))) tests. But what does that have to do with the writers of the show changing his hair colour?

Doesn't matter since the dragon would have died before doing anything because NK bit the dust.

I thought so too. He'll stab it in the top of the mouth and kill it.

>showplebs get the shit ending they deserve
Good.

>bookfags don't get the ending they deserve
Good.

Your post implies that jews make blonde people bad, but there's blondes in the book who are both good and bad
or you know, mostly good and mostly bad because there aren't really pure good or evil characters in the books

there are also blonde jews, I guess they just hate themselves lol
Anyway can you point me to some passage in the torah or where this supposed hatred of blondes is from?

So guys in short, if you love a show do not show it your friends and family.
Once anything you like is exposed to the low-"average" IQ masses, then the quality WILL drop.

If Game of Thrones had their season 1 ratings and audience, do you really think the goblin Arya "No One" would beat the Night King?
Do you think there'd be pointless scenes, terrible dialogue, and shitty quips?
Nope, this is the result of appealing to the unwashed, uneducated, homosexual masses.

Bullshit. It's result of them always being shit writers and running out of book material to copy.

It can be both retard, shit writers being flattered by normie praise

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If D&D knew 3 years ago they wanted Arya to kill the NK, why did they then continue to spend 3 seasons very clearly following the same themes and storylines that they had been following for the previous 5?

I mean, they decided to go ahead with fucking resurrecting the main character from the dead.

If they had at least tried to work a way into the story that made Arya doing it make sense then fair enough. Fuck, even if they just dropped little Easter eggs here and there I'd be ok with it. But they are insulting us all when they scrambled desperately to find the blue eyes line from an old season and try and make it fit.

>jon
>dragonborn
hahaha

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"YE LEARN'D TO FIGHT IN A CAHSTLE ?"
*stabs*

>blah blah blah
Little jewish men often see northwestern europeans (usually blond) as threats. They are also jealous of them. There is also the entire social marxist agenda created and pushed by jews, which the writers follow. This agenda villainizes strong, blond, straight men. Now Jaime, who is one such man, has suddenly had his hair colour changed with no explanation. I am simply proposing a theory as to why that might be: perhaps these sjw jews do not like a character with his qualities being blond? Nowhere did I say all jews never do X or always do Y. Please stop being obsessed with Jews and give a proper answer, brainlet.

so jews must love red hair because they have no souls?

i always thought craster was like something out of a crazy dwarf fortress experiment

Jews (you are one) are very good at pussyfooting around the point and deflecting.

No arguments to be found, try again

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The only way to salvage this shitshow at this point is for Jon Snow to kill Dany and the only way to do that without pissing off SJWs is for Dany to try and kill the one character SJWs love even more than Dany - Sansa.

It's the only way for Jon to get the throne. Of course it would also make Jonsa canon, but i much prefer it to Jonerys.

To all got bookfags saying the books will be different, no they wont
Dabid and Dennis know the outline of how George wanted to end the series, yes there are going to be some changes to how the books would go if GRRM would ever finish them (he wont) but it will be the same. He gave them his outline and they are pretty much following it.

To all you bookfags who are waiting for some juicy white walker lore, why do you think you get any lore on them. GRRM has the most shallow lore you could come up with. People only think the lore of asoiaf is any good because GRRM is incredibly vague with a lot of his world building so it leaves a lot to the imagination. He does not have 100 pages of notes on that one lost city in Sothoryos, what he wrote about it is all there is. The rabid asoiaf fandom has hyped up the lore to way beyond what it is, its so vague that you can make these elaborate theories of what it could all mean. Do you really think he spent much time thinking about all this?

All you are gonna get if he ever finishes his series is maybe one chapter where bran looks into the land of always winter and youll see like an ice building where some white wlakers live. Seriosuly, his series is so hyped up, when you really look at what he has put down on paper, its fucking garbage. The fan theories are what hypes it up, not what hes actually written.

TO remind any book fag who disagrees with, remember what littlefingers grand reason was for helping to kill Joffrey? It was to be unpredictable to his opponents. Yes, GRRM is not clever, that is his what he is, stop reading fan theories about asoiaf, its just going to go nowhere.

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>deflecting to /pol/ memes when BTFO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

pathetic little coward.

>showpleb giving her opinion
Why?

>implying they followed his ending

I hope someone will BTFO Euron when they get to KL by telling him Theon charged the NK by himself while he ran scared from one wight.

Look at this fucking cope. GRRM has fallen in quality ever since his 3rd book. And even his first three books are terrible. The only reason people liked them was because they thought they were leading somewhere cool. GRRM is not an interesting writer, name me one thing he has done in his series that makes you think he will have anything cool for his next 2 books

Name me one thing GRRM has done interesting in his books. Everything intersting people on the fandom tlak about are things they hopewill happen, its the most sad fandom ever. Everything martin has written is broing and trite to them, they simply hope it goes somewhere cool

>durrrrrr
You haven't read them because theyre too big for you. Please stop talking about things you know nothing about.

>BTFO
LIterally none of you made any coherent point

One of you just presents the tired judeobolshevism consipracy as fact without even bothering to try and justify it
one of you just made an incohernt shitpost
and one accused me of being jewish myself
It's so obvious you people spend 90% of your time just talking to one another on /pol/ where evyone who disagrees with you is a jew shill and everyone else already knows all the details of your dumb conspiracies
The overwhelming majority of americans think like me, including most republicans/ right wingers
get over yourselves

youtube.com/watch?v=H126QxKzfnw&

Why should I discuss literature with someone who does not read? Its not worth my time, you're a spastic retard blabbering about stuff you don't know about

Ive read them. Where do whores go where do whores go where do whores go. Wow such great writing Im sure his next two books wont suck like the rest.

Why do people insist the Dothraki are the best warriors around? They're very good at charging unarmed and unarmored peasants. Jorah killed a Bloodrider just because he was too stupid to figure out what armor does. Of course they got murdered by the undead. Even a small number of Unsullied held a Dothraki horde just by the virtue of having equipment and not being morons.

Ive read them. The books are trite garbage. Do you really care about Tyrion trying to find that whore he banged when he was a kid. GRRM sucks ass and the only reason people like it is because they thought it would go somewhere neat

Blonde hair that starts going grey looks very different in different lighting. It also looks a lot darker if it's not freshly washed or if you have gel/wax/paste in it.

Gurm's lowest quality is better than anything we've gotten in the show lately. The newest storylines have been the opposite of what Gurm would approve. He probably told them how it would end but didn't tell them how to get there so they just said fuck it and made up their own version. Not like thy haven't changed lots of shit before.

He hasn't written a good book since 2000

tell us of something that doesn't appear in the wiki or in memes or you didn't really read them

You don't think. You just type a lot and refuse to engage the arguments. It is well established fact that Jews are behind the social marxist/critical theory movement. Apparently you didn't know this. So go research critical theory and the frankfurt school and learn that literally every single founder was a jew, many of them hacks putting out discredited pseudoscience bullshit.

Oh wow! Some neocon pro israel boomers agree with your ignorant opinions? "Not an argument." Keep telling yourself you're right while running away from debate, fucking coward. And ya you honestly do sound Jewish, and I suspect that you are, given how passionate these facts make you.

Why does the show especially but also the books make such a big deal out of Winterfell?

It's like the most boring castle/ location in the entire series. Literally just a generic castle, with a village outside. Oter than maybe the size, it's like a normal castle that could have dotted the landscape of any european country

Meanwhile you have all the crazy fantastical castles and cities all around. Pyke, Casterly Rock, Sunspear, Riverrun, any of the castles along The Wall, Braavos, Dragonstone, etc.

It so obvious how his show is going to end but the fact that tv cant seem to figure it out really makes me question the IQs for most of the posters on here, they have been building this ending up since the first season. Daenerys will go mad like her father the mad king without Jorah around and jon snow will have to fight her that much is certain still not entirely sure about Bran but hes definitely evil somehow maybe another version of the night king?

Summarize what happens in Dorne in book 4, lying faggot.
>calling others bookfags
>"ive read the books"
Lmfao

IF they know how it ended then they know how the white walkers get btfo. Weve seen pretty much what it will be like in a way. The white walkers are basically robots gone haywire.

And GRRM is actually way worse at times compared to the show. Briennes latest chapters were so bad, so were Tyrions. Dany was doing fuck all in Mereen.

They had source material that developed a complex web of relations between developed characters that had goals and motivations. We had all sorts of different sides to root for and discuss.
Even when some of the dumber show changes started cropping up, we could still argue about the houses, the characters, the factions, and because they were still giving an effort to emulate the books' meticulous characterization of even minor characters, there was substance to the memes and shitposts.
Now what do we have to talk about? The Starks are gonna win, Cersei is gonna die, no one else is relevant, and Jon and Dany are gonna fuck again. Someone might die, but even that isn't fun anymore because they forgot how to make it feel like anyone can die (and it's usually their own fault); the plot armor is obvious and if someone dies now it's because the writers wanted a #shockingdeath

is Ser Hunts Reviews a shill ?

As if you'd know.

I guess cause it's old as shit and the techniques used to build it are novel in that world. With the floor and wall heating shit etc.

Jaime is with Illyn Pain not Bronn, he going to meet brienne in the next book. Brienne got her face bit but that guy with the sharp teeth. Arya killed a guy by poisoning a coin.

Battle of the Golden Company and Last Stand of King's Landing

Jon will lead the army in the fight against the Golden Company. Cersei will be left at the Red Keep awaiting news of the battle. Either she has Denarys killed with assassins, or not. Denarys probably survives to be Queen, and fights at the battle with her dragons. Brienne and Davos will probably die in this battle, Gendry will play a pivitol role with this battle as a callback to his father, Robert. Euron will fight Yara, kill her, and be slain by one of the main characters, probably Gendry since Theon is dead.

Cersei will no army will go mad and torch the city. Arya and the Hound will fight the Mountain and kill him, I'm guessing Arya is killed and the Hound finishes his brother off. Jaime kills Cersei and dies sitting on the iron throne as the Red Keep burns. The Hound will choose to stay with Arya and die in the fire thus overcoming his fear of the flame.

Jon stands outside the city addressing the surviving main characters and his army and also the common folk who have escaped the burning city. He tells them that a new era has dawned of peace and that he will need their help to rebuild the world. After the flames die out, Danarys and Jon will wander the Red Keep's burned main hall as a throwback to the House of the Undying. Seeing Ser Jaime's charred remains on the throne, Jon will take off his cloak and wrap it around him and Denarys will take off her crown and put it on his head, the King with the Golden Hand.

Fastforward to the epilogue showing different areas as life returns to Westeros. The cities are alive, bards are singing tales of the Heroes of the Dawn, Tyrion now married again to Sansa is helping to rebuild Winterfell. Davos if he survives is serving as the Hand of the King. Beyond the wall there's a shot of the Land of Always Winter similar to season 2. The new Night King puts on his crown and picks up a sword. Cut to black.

And who are you?

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>oy veys angrily

They want to make myrcella queen

It doesnt matter, she will just read the wiki or say she forgot.

>Either she has Denarys killed with assassins, or not. Denarys probably survives
brainlet

White walkers being a hivemind isn't the problem here, the cop-out goblina anime savior is, no one of importance dying in a huge and impossible battle is. There's no was gurm would write such a generic ending.

this is all in the wiki, if you claim I'm bullshitting I'll post the links, if not then say something thats actually not in any wiki

Dany just need to try to kill sansa and/or arya. Jon will finish the dragon bitch the starks are his family not the targaryen bitch

holy shit you guys just cant admit someone who read the books think their shit. Ive told you enough to show Ive read them. Now tell me whats so amazing about the books that keeps your little peepee excited for the next book

Do they ever even show Casterly Rock in the show? I know they talk about how cool it is but I don't remember anything about how it looks.

you know I've watched a couple of their videos ironically and had no problem laffin at the brainlets, but this was the one where I wanted everyone in that room to just fucking die. goddamn D&D finally got me seething after all these years

>Anyone who doesn't just accept my "facts" without question is a jew

Lol, even if I posted a timestamped photo of my dick you'd still be unconvinced. Pathetic, I don't even know why I still get into arguments with you losers

Someone in a previous thread was asking about the religious connotations of Theon's death:
>But one of the soldiers with a spear pierced his side, and forthwith came there out blood and water.
John 19:34

Sick post bro.

Its likely hes doing the all the wiights die if the white walker is killed due to the warging ability in the books. Its gonna suck. How can he make teh conclusion of the white walker threat satisfying when he introduces them in the last book? Its gonna be just like the show.

They had that brief scene where the unsullied attack it before Euron's fleet teleports behind them from King's Landing and they have to teleport out back to Dragonstone

Yeah they're cringe at times but at least they're not completely generic like the show is now. Gurm is a fat bastard but not as dumb as Dabid.

>dialogue
it's really just the characters giving speeches at each other rather than actual dialogue

Oh my gosh, whats not in the wiki? Just tell me whats keeps your peepee so excited you blubbering fool. Theres nothing impressive about reading this garbage series, its fucking fantasy for fucks sake

Yes, I find it very hard to believe that someone who didn't enjoy the books would continue to read several thousand pages more instead of just putting it down and not going back after the first.

It seems really fucking strange that someone would do that.

he did it because D&D thought it would look cool in their little montage, that's literally the only reason

Fair point. I will admit asoiaf is better than something like the stormlight archives. Now that is what I call hot garbage

More Mountain Dew™ Baja Blast™, your radship?

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BASED

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AHHHHHHRRRRRRRG WHITE WALKERS SAVE ME!

AHHHHHHRRRRRRRG RED WOMAN SAVE ME!

AHHHHHHRRRRRRRG SHANSHA SHAVE MEH!

AHHHHHHRRRRRRRG GREY WORM SAVE ME!

AHHHHHHRRRRRRRG JON SAVE ME!

AHHHHHHRRRRRRRG BRANDON SAVE ME!

AHHHHHHRRRRRRRG JAQEN SAVE ME!

AHHHHHHRRRRRRRG TYRION SAVE ME!

AHHHHHHRRRRRRRG DADDY SAVE ME!

it's all gone now
youtu.be/syPTK7x53HE

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Its called I grew up. Its been like 7 years since the last book came out, Im not an insecure teen anymore with garbage taste. I read all the Potter books as well and I will admit they suck now too, I bet you dont believe that either.

What I find funny about you is that I bet you think you are smart for reading these books. Now that is what I call funny. Fucking fags who think they are better than people for doing absolutely nothing. Grow you up you fucking faggot.

Still better than what we saw. What bothers me the most is the infinite plot armor on everyone. When that village beyond the wall was attacked it was realistic. Chaos and most people dead within minutes. Winterfell is supposed to be a thousand times that yet miraculously all our favorite characters survived.

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woah, where's this crossfire coming from? us sandershitters already know we're the fantasy equivalent of steven king fans, we're not trying to defend how deep they are.

what could have been

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YOU CAN'T SAY THINGS ABOUT THE KHALEESI BEHIND HER BACK TYRION I'M GOING TO TELL ON YOU AND FUCK EVERYTHING UP

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Not the fags you're arguing with but you're no better for thinking you're grown up now that you dislike the books. The sign of a true child is thinking you can only enjoy very serious and high quality things from some critically acclaimed lists.

I didn't even get that scene, they didn't even say anything bad about her, it was literally "we could never have a relationship because of the conflict of interest it would create since you're the hand of the queen" and somehow that's a reason to walk off all upset

>lying on the floor, bleeding to death
>Arya sneaks past your body, with what little strength you have left, you peer your head towards her and see her kill the Night King
>die knowing if you had waited a few minutes you didn't have to die

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You've been in an argument with one guy, but I only made one post

I also get that vibe from the guy you were arguing with, but no I don't think I'm smart for reading genre fiction don't worry. I even think you have a point that the fan theories and /hype/ is what people like more than what's actually in the books themselves. George is really good at making you think something interesting or amazing is going to happen... eventually.
However there have been a few examples of him providing a pay-off, so it's not entirely unwarranted.

I just read the books for fun, they're a "guilty pleasure" I guess. Although I do think there are some interesting themes and ideas about politics in there. Not fair at all to compare them to fucking Harry Potter

This guy was unironically the best part of the entire show

why did Roose fuck big girls again?

>a few minutes
seconds

>having to fight the army of the dead and them another one once the freshly dead rise and a faggot like sam survives

I will never not be angry a this.

Winter came

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>everyone dies
>left with the NK marching on King Landing

epic

Normie don't tolerate criticizing da khaleesi.

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Its fucking true. If you are a man who likes stuff like harry potter. You likely have issues you need to work out. Same goes with other trite garbage. Im not just going to ignore an adult man who still watches barney and friends. Based on this we can see that certain people are immature for liking certain things. Fantasy is one of them. If you get a hard on for wizards dragons and rogues, you likely dont have a very healthy social life, or you might just be a fag.

Anyway, it here fault for being such fags. I told them my reasons for disliking the books and they simply dismissed me by saying that I havent read the books. If theyd have been reasonable Id have been reasonable. But now Im talking a bit of truth and it seems mean because its true. Certain things are for weirdos. You are a weirdo if you like things like this as an adult

>yfw they changed the story because they were stuck with the name

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Frey offered the northern lords that wanted a wife their weight in silver as a dowry so Roose picked the fattest Frey so he'd get the most silver

>tfw the tit trinity of Ros, Mel, and Tyene is gone from the show
Is there anyone left who can take the mantle? Maybe Missandei?

unironically a huge improvement

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fair point, sorry for being a jerk, but sometimes people piss me off. All i wanted was to have my opinions reasoned with but these people would simply call me a liar for having said I read the books.

>dude just go out and have sex

what are you trying to prove spouting this on Yea Forums lel? what does it matter to you if people are enjoying things you deem low quality?

He found her squealing in bed endearing. His first two wives were completely silent. Bonus - the dowry, "fuck you" to Walder Frey.

What video game had good graphics and sound but had terrible plot and gameplay mechanics. I want to explain why I hated the episode to normies

Are you honestly saying that certain people attached to fandoms are socially isolated people. DO you really think a normal healthy sociable person would ever become a brony? No, Bronies are full of social rejects. Instead of obsessing about horses they should seek mental help to help their social life.

Call of Duty

Which is, incidentally, a huge hit with the normies

we are not discussing bronies.

Breath of the Wild

Bioshock Infinite, but normies ate that shit up just as much

/got/

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Oy vey

God damn that’s so much better. Fuck this timeline

I love game of thrones show guys.
Its almost over. Im sad.
Nothing will ever top it, medieval fantasy wise even with its flaws.

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Its crazy how you can tell someone is a mentally ill tranny just by the things they say on Yea Forums.

Ohh totally agree with this one. Ended up killing the franchise

>tfw the Night King was a droid control ship

>everyone dies
>except based Jaime
based

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When someone competent remakes the show as a series of 22 movies after the books are all out. That’s when we’ll be happy

>true dragon
>burning his hand when grabbing an oil lamp
>Maester Aemon has to wrap a bandage around it
Real Valyrians are Albinos with silver hair and purple eyes(or blueish-greenish eyes if we're talking about the show), anything else is a racial bastard, even if he is the result of a "marriage".

Read the books.
When Rhaenyra Targaryen had children with a nobleman from the Riverlands, all her bastard children turned out brown-haired.

Jon is merely the shadow os a snake, Sand is a more appropriate name for him.

it's like a horror film.
It's great, this would have made up for the last 4 seasons especially after what we actually got

So everybody dies in episode 3?

Well they're making a prequel you can have your weekly shit sandwich served to you from that.

>Not an anime
These books were literally built for an anime adaption

>the night king just walking to body jon

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Mass Effect 3.

This is what I expected. It's why it was the first episode I watched in 2-3 years. I'm glad I fucking dropped it.

The lion penetrated the wolf and Azor Ahai shall be born to her and him.

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so i stopped watching after they showed blondes tits in season 1 or 2
just caught a replay of season 8 and they won't even show the retards nipples
what's the point??

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I think two/three survivors like Dany/jamie/arya would be good. The winter is coming doom effect is now a complete joke.

I really like the actors though. Not sure I can replace them now.

>shit sandwich
>posts in /got/
you loved every episode faggot

Amazing.

Fooking Knights in steel plate

When they decided to focus on a bunch of kids.

Gendry isn't a Lannister, so he's not "a lion". The Baratheon's animal is a stag.

>rewatching season 4
>didn't realize the Night King's first appearence was in Bran's vision

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killing myself now

>he doesn't know Gendry is actually Cersei and Bobby B's firstborn
Pleb

>The lion penetrated the wolf
You mean the stag, right?

Gendry is one of the last characters that isn't a complete cuck.
If he does not become Lord of the Stormlands I will rage.

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u r retertad

There is no Azor Ahai in the show.

spoopy

>the Stormlands
Literally what is that
We never even saw Storm's End

*gets killed by a bunch of slavers*

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>outsmarts the seven kingdoms
>gets outsmarted by two girls

daily reminder that killing off littlefinger the way they did was worse writing than arya killing the night king

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Aryazora Ahai

ME3 Gameplay was fine, Multiplayer Hordemode is fun
God of War 2018, but Normies love it as well

AAAAAAAAAH GREY WORM SAVE ME

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>There is no Azor Ahai in the show.
youtube.com/watch?v=YrU1SGDdViY

True.

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The Prince that was promised is Azhor Ahai but D&D kinda forgot about them when they let Arya kill M Night Kingmalayan

wasn't renlys camp/tournament in the early season in the stormlands?

Do you really thing D&D still remember? They stopped caring long ago

>leaving varys with nobody to play off but no balls jokes

Still mad about that. Dumb bitch Dany, "Hey Barristan, you need a break. I order you to take a relaxing walk without armor in the city full of people who have been killing our guys."

Went downhill after Roz died tbqh

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Maybe the real Azor Ahai was the friends we made along the way

lmao, I thought you just posted a black screen looking at the thumbnail.

Whispers from another continent built up over the years, never disillusioned by actually facing them. If you mean the viewers? Dunno, they were told by the characters lol. At least D&D did the right thing and let them be shit when it counts.

They do remember.
Arya is Azor Ahai.

Reborn amidst salt of the fans and smoke of better scripts the writers burned.

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Viserion appeared in more final scenes of a season than any other character.

Season 1, 3, 6 and 7.

Realy makes you think.
Maybe it was his story all along?

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huge dark nipples

Is the red star Ed Sheeran then?

You got it.

Yezzan zo Qaggaz is dead in the books but alive in the show......really makes ya think

Gerold Dayne looks handsome and badass while Aero Hotah has some weirdly erotic thoughts about his axe.

who the fuck is viserion

Be honest, would he have defeated the Night King?

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Do you even watch the show faggot? Its Daenerys dragon that died in the north.

It's so close I'm left wondering if Bloodraven sent him to his death on purpose with words he knew would set him off on a lame last ditch attack.

At best, it was necessary because of positioning.

At worst it was because Autismraven still somehow holds a grudge against him.

How would have the NK handled the debt?

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Cersei will only have three children. And the king however many the which stated. Gendry is just a bastard. But he will be legitimised in the series at least. Because Gendrys mother has 'yellow hair' which he remembers it's retarded to think Cersei is the only blonde in Westeros.

HES NOT DEAD!!!!!!!

Would ep 3 have been made better or worse if he came out and sang a song of ice and fire to do it?

Increase Taxes on the smallfolk while giving taxbreaks to the Lords of the Kingdom so they can invest their gold in new Infrastructure and Industries
Trickle Down economics bby

he sounds like A homo.
#walkingdead4life

fascist kill the bankers/money lenders bullshit

Literally can't even answer a question
Retard trying to be sneaky

Finale spoilers:

Arya does the same exact trick again but on Zombie Mountain

and then fucking AGAIN on Cersei who got witch powers from Maggy the Frog in the interim.

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Maybe they'd change the financial system to the cold standard.

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when you survive an injury that 1 shots the night king

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CARLOS

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I can totally see daenerys killing off gendry if she learns he's part baratheon just to eliminate a potential claim to the throne.

Genuinely thought the dwarf and the redhead whore were gonna kill themselves

>Arya surviving terminator despite swimming through sewer water with a open stomach

Things that could have made episode 3 better

>Melisandre arrives with the fiery hand, a group of red priests and they TOGEHTER light the swords of the dothraki on fire, and a group instead sacrifices themselves to light the trench upon their death (which would foreshadow a later scene)
>Melisandre then sacrifices herself, and faces the Night King, strategically placing herself between the NK and the WW, then kills herself, taking the WW generals with her as she burns (which would give way for arya to sneak attack)
>Jon and NK 1v1
>battle is evenly matched until Jon lands a supposed decisive blow with Longclaw
>NK doesnt turn to ice and shatter and instead smiles and smacks jon around
>Jon deduces that it would take more than valyrian steel to kill the NK and might need Dragon fire
>NK and Jon meet blows and NK has the upper hand even moments away from killing Jon
>Dany lands with Drogon and looks in worry and despair on Jon
>Jon lands a stab on the Night King, pinning him and gives her a nod to just "do it", planning to take the NK with him with Dragonfire
>Jon lands another blow just as Dany engulfs both Jon and NK in dragonfire
>NK is defeated
>Jon is revealed to be unharmed by the fire with Longclaw still on fire
>Dany is threatened and convinced that Jon is indeed the last dragon's son

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Next episode:
Funerals, talking about what just happened, 1 scene with cersei getting news of winterfell being fucked in the butt;

Episode after: Dany and the boys go to kings landing to have a bit of a safe chat with cersei
>cersei kills a dragon and enslaves dany

Episode after:
Cleganbowl for 2 hours, fade to black
JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL

>Cleganbowl

the hound better lose.

So whats Dannys plan now that she lost almost all her troops? Is D&D actually pulling Aegon Blackfyre to pull her out of this?

excellent S2-S4 comfy posting we got going here

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Next episode: Grey Worm has survivor's guilt, golden company marches in and declares for the rightful queen Daeneris, they start marching on King's Landing.

Maybe daario will show up with the second sons.

isnt the rest of her army still in essos ?

The Golden Company has no reason to side with Danny unless its a Blackfyre fucking shits.

We looked for you at the catalog

>lost almost all her troops
user, I...
youtube.com/watch?v=ksTqLXLUvQ4

Could see it that Daario payed the Golden Company to play Cersei and pretend to be hired just to backstab her when the time is ripe.

So we will definitely see Battle of the boytoys.
Euron VS Jon.
The queens watch on in moist ecstasy

How do you know?

my kinda anons

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wait.. she took every ship?
how..

I thought she just took back 1 boat to the island. how the fuck would she take control of the entire fleet after getting untied

I dont know. She doesnt seem to take any losses ever despite having half her fleet sunk.

you look like a fookin ballsack

God, what an amazing casting choice.
Who knew she would become a fucking goblin 6 years later?

Jon realized he had been cucked out of a kill again and just decided fuck it might as well accept sweet death this time

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In my headcannon, Dany goes to King's Landing and destroys the city like the Mad King wanted. Then she usurps the throne and flies over to the North to destroy the Night King. Except she and everyone else are outmatched in every way and gets throughly BTFO and dies. Jon can kill the Night King to avenge them or die trying. Doesn't matter.

what's the significance of littlefinger's dagger killing the night king?

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They were hired by the Iron Throne to serve the queen, no? Easy for them to switch sides and still keep their contract intact. It also fits for dabid's penchant for ominous introductions with a friendly switcheroo. And they need a new army, so that's the most likely way they'll get one.

It's BigGuyian Steel, bane of whiteys

Post your favorite House per season;
>S1-2: Stark
>S3: Targ
>S4-5: Baratheon and the one true God
>S6-8 Lannister

To be fair the Night King was a pretty lame concept to begin with.

>s1-8: codd

the show would have been great even without the zombies. just more interesting/magical people would have sufficed

all i wanted was to see the hound chokeslam a white walker

threadly reminder that there's other shit to gripe about other than the reddit battle we got on Sunday. Namely:

Why the fuck did this shit happen? Jaime Lannister, the cream of Westrosi chivalry should know fucking better than to do something this fucking disrespectful. Is he so cucked by his own nihilism that he just threw all tradition out the fucking window? I'm glad Barristan and Arthir are dead and don't have to see this shit.

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>S1-8: Dondarrion

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That's what happens when you don't do all your companion loyalty missions.

s1-4 baratheon
5-8 greyjoy

Didn't he get that dagger when he beat tyrion in gambling.

S1-8: Lannister

What causes all the colour wash out?

>Gives his life to save the strongest character in the series from a couple of wights

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god I hate you carlos

*throws sword*

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Should have stayed behind the wall as a vague threat come winter and making the unification of the seven kingdoms a priority to finish at the end of the season to leave with winter being there and the wall fully manned and heavily equipped.

Could have made a war for spring mini-series later on.

He didn't even get a wicked dragon kill like he was gunning for. Found it weird that either the dragon wasn't more distracted (and thus an easier target) OR more focused on killing Jon.

Dragon's pussyfooting just waiting for its death scene was so awkward.

In the final shot, the Jewish Iron Bank installs one of their puppets on the Iron Throne.

Bad practice. Mercenaries would stop getting Jobs if they switched allegiences on contract and maybe even hunted down and killed.

noh...

but ramsey and his 20 good men might

True. The show should have focused entirely on the politics or the white walkers. But they ham-fisted both

Super busy war scenes are always so lame, hard to feel attached to anyone's plight at that scale / with the camera jumping around/shaking all the time.

They should have done it like GRRM -- off screen lol

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It's not a switch of allegiance. They are true to their contract that says "Queen to the Iron Throne". Just so happens they consider the Dany the real queen and not Cercei. It's all in the fine print.

sounds cool

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He's not even a character in the books (so far).

The Night's King is a semi-mythological figure in westerosi folklore and there isn't any implication that the Others are lead by some kind of king or centralized authority. Hell, we don't even know what their motivations are. The show really wanted them to be doomsday villains but its much more ambiguous what their goals are in the books.
Even if GRRM intends to actually make the night king a character at some point in the books, I'm 100% certain he wouldn't settle for simply turning him into a silent, one-dimensional doomsday villain.

From a certain point of view

implying

>Varys sneaks into the red keep and into Qyburn's chamber as Qyburn is arranging Wildfire
>Golden Company with Based Harry and Lannister soldiers about to confront Dany and co
>Varys brings out a crossbow
>Harry Strickland drawswords
>Varys shoots Qyburn
>Golden Company starts killing Lannister soldiers, whispering "Lord Varys" send his regards
>Qyburn dies just as he ignites wildfire
>Part of red keep is blown and wildfire shoots from the sky, raining in kingslanding
>Golden company and o vs Lannister and Ironborn soldiers
>CLEGANEBOWL

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>Jorah Mormont literally gets cucked to death
This is legitimately the only part of the last episode that I liked, and it was only because I howled with laughter like Voltaire trying to describe the Holy Roman Empire.

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>Super busy war scenes are always so lame,
They are not when done right.

Opposite. Tyrion got it from Littlefinger after the ladder lost a bet. That's how Petyr Baelish was able to pin the assassination attempt of Bran on the Lannisters later on.

So the undead dragon can tear down 10 000 years old magical fuckhuge wall, but can't destroy couple of bricks standing between him and Jon

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Who am I, Ser Davos?

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Mercenaries dont play politics.

He didn't need to get off the dragon to kill Bran. Just nuke the castle with fire and aim for the weirwood tree.
This whole episode gets dumber and dumber the more I think about it.

Varys will confront Qyburn in King's Landing and all the birds are around, seemingly on Qyburn's side but then they stay loyal to Varys and stab Qyburn in a repeat of that other scene.

fuck

His plans for a dragon assault were put on ice

If they're lead by Targaryen exiles, they do.

>last season
>wait but if daenerys didn't bring viserion beyond the wall what was the night king going to do?
>C-CLEARLY HE CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE
>this season
>NK doesn't expect what is probably the most basic trick in the history of westeros

>impying they will introduce Aegon this late

jaime's character is literally all about skepticism about the norms of society you blobtit

NK was invulnerable to dragon fire so prolly bran was immune to dracolich fire.

it would still ruin their reputation and shy away prospective clients

>"i am aegon targaryen"
>dany and jon share confused look
You think they'll pass that opportunity up?

it's like poetry, it rhymes

Even season five of the Wire wasn't this dumb.

they won't need clients if they win 7 kingdoms

Way too late. Only 3 episodes left.

D&D had their chance to do the Blackfyre revival plotline.

have sex

the worst by far was the whole bar cheering on Dothraki and Dragons slaughtering Westerosi and then almost crying when Bronn aimed at the dragon

>the cream of Westrosi chivalry

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The Dothraki getting wiped out to the last man was pretty hysterical. These fucking retards, these 60 IQ steppeland nigger bandits literally crossed an entire ocean to die in a totally pointless frontal charge against a horde of the undead--probably the most painful way to die this side of the Dreadfort, and serving NO purpose except to justify Mel's last episode.

It's actually poetic justice, because these fucking faggots have literally done nothing except steal from people, rape people, burn villages and generally be huge assholes the entire show, there has not been a single time that a single Dothraki has ever done a single decent thing, and then they get allahu snackbar'd charging an undead horde that outnumbers them 10 gorillion to 1 because asdfg

I'll admit it was funny imagining all those faux mongol cunts getting ripped apart alive, but from a storytelling perspective it made zero sense. Did they just not want to pay the Albanian extras anymore?

Lads, me and my mates yelled "it's the booooys" when the boys showed up
Why were the boys so fucking useless lads
I was waiting for the boys to fuck shit up
What the fuck was the boys' problem lads

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>trying way too hard

God damn the normies really loved Arya killing NK. Almost makes me feel like I'm the bad guy. Almost
Some based black guy made a video calling the episode trash and he got destroyed with 10k dislikes and 2k likes

Anyone have the webm where NK and his chad crew enters the scene in slowmo

>from a storytelling perspective it made zero sense
Maybe Daenerys wanted to get rid of her biggest liability in Westeros? Dothraki are savage foreigners who don't have a concept of property.
oh who am I kidding. D&D thought that the scene was "cool" and "subverted expectations" and that's it

50,000 dothraki and 1 dragon ambush maybe 10,000 dismounted lannister footsoldiers and kill them in the most violent way possible.
But it's okay because yass queen slay amirite?

If people really want to love something awful then they're welcome to it, I'm not going to spoil their fun by telling them what they like is shit (even if it is).

They called me the Tryhard of Gin Alley. I was a fookin' legend.

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NEW

why did he fook them till there dead?

Me and the mates starting pumping this jam and wanking off

youtube.com/watch?v=_fkUccUFShs

That's a big dagger

>arya arya gets fly

Lold

So is there actually any decent explanation for the NK coming for Bran personally? Not like the wights couldn't have finished the job, after all he didn't come personally for the previous Three Eyed Raven.

>when he closes his eyes
KINO

The funniest thing is that if you take out the cruelty and lack of social skills, jeoffrey had some of the best geopolitcal ideas in the entire show
>we need a standing army, local armies are primitive no better than hill tribes
>we need to do something about the dragons while they are young and weak
>this margaery chick is actualy a good example, maybe i should pay more attention to the common people

I also find it interesting that, as far as he was concerned, the execution of ned was de facto the right thing to do, as far as he was aware, he was just another shitbag traitor and actualy confessed his treason in public, as if a great lord threatening civil war was supposed to be let go with a slap on the wrist.

>he didn't come personally for the previous Three Eyed Raven.
Yeah he did.

First thing that popped in my mind was that ur people cant fite guy, god I hope he died painfully.

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A death tax

His desire for a professional standing army and his concern about Daenerys are some of the beliefs he inherited from king Bob.
He wasn't Bob's biological son, but he still retained a bit of him in a way.

It's the knife that began the whole story, the knife that threw Bran out of a window

The most retarded feminazi argument ever.
>"we're all about destroying gender roles and fighting rape culture!"
>"If you disagree with us, we mock you as an incel because a man's only worth is putting his dick in a woman!"
Go die in a fire, you stupid hypocrite.