....if the faceless men are so powerful, how the FUCK did this motherfucker even get captured in S2?

....if the faceless men are so powerful, how the FUCK did this motherfucker even get captured in S2?

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it was on purpose

:)

bart ob his blan

:DDD:DDDD

well congratulations

Nearly everything he did was to test specifically Arya for reasons unknown to everybody, including the writers.

Well in the books it seems that faceless men are searching for method to kill dragons and planning to do much more.
Don't know about the show and why they made them dumb after Arya's entry to their house.

He was hired to kill the Night's King
But he was lazy and gave the job to Arya

>method to kill dragons
You'd think they'd have better things to do than worry about a species that is only 3 strong

Getting caught was part of his plan

He was captured because the faceless men are master of disguise assassins, not anime terminators. He, at some point, was captured, and after being imprisoned and subsequently conscripted he needed an opportunity to slip away, which he eventually got.
The hyperpowered autistic ninja shit is an idea crayon asspull by DABID that was literally never explained. Neither Jaqen nor the Waif are super ninjas, Arya's fencing training was a few weeks in King's Landing, her "combat" experience was stabbing a few drunken soldiers in the back, and almost all of her tutorship in Braavos was psychological indoctrination that ultimately failed.

well congratulations, i'm CIA, off the table, sansha please, sneed, for you

Faceless Men in the books are from an order of OG Braavosi that escaped slavery in Valyria. They were of the mind of "let's go back and kill them and free slaves" rather than engage in commerce.

Faceless Men might have caused the Doom of Valyria setting off some kind of magic nuke under Valyria in the slave-worked mines. Hardhome might have been a test site for a practice run of it too.

He's another victim of mixing the book with dabids retardation

maybe he is just having fun?

because of pic related

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it's the targ's they are more concerned for and incidentally, the dragons.

was SHANSHA PLEASHE part of his plan?

AND HARRENHAL.....

I suphose.....
thats offthetable ASHWELL

Why is faceless man bound by some 3 wishes shit to Arya
While Arya can easily betray him unbound by anything

It's so bad guys. It's such a bad show

OF CAURSHE

>magic nuke
It was due to the sorcerers holding back the 14 Flames were killed, probably by short-sighted Valyrians hiring the Faceless men to kill their political rivals rather than their own volition.

getting caught was part of his plan...

Aryas power comes from the fact that she's a GIRL and GIRLS RULE THE WORLD


ALL MEN MUST DIE

Op corshe.

He can literally kill the guard Arya pointed without even walking near the spot. With that power he could have been gone or finished whom he came to kill without telling Arya

in the books jaqen is a random guy
in the show jaqen is the boss and the leader of "faceless men". this is 100% canon btw.

he was on the manifest

Well it was indeed my good sir, it was part of the plan all along, getting caught that is

Once upon a time, before the show became anime-tier cringefest, the Faceless Men were simply assassins who happened to have this strange ability to change faces, while nevertheless still being pretty much ordinary humans. Then the writing went to shit and they became le nuthin personnel ninja clan with le epic mysterious agenda.

That's what they want you to think.

>He can't into the Braavosi nuclear program

He spends days setting up intecrit assassinations and making sure they look like accidents. He didn't fucking teleport around at the speed of light, slashing hundreds of soldiers in half with his valyrian steel katana.

He was not as skilled as Arya. She is so powerful she killed one of theirs, remember?

It was a man's purpose to get captured.

He did it on purpose so he coudl meet arya. You know, mumble jumbo bullshit.

This.

Why is this so fucking funny

Why the fuck didn´t Arya just throw her dagger like when she boasted in front of her fuckboy? Nothing makes any sense in this shit

Of couarseeee!

Why didn’t a few of them just go kill the Nights King and save everyone a lot of shit?

I've read that the Many Faced God wanted the Night King dead because he was stealing all his souls, so he used Arya as his champion.

Wow! Getting caught was part of my plan!

Was gettjng caught part of his plan?

And Harrenhall? I shupposh that's off the table?

Fantasy Belka?

So if they just put a hit out on the Night King everything would have been even easier right?

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Dragons likely still exist in the Shadow Lands, where the eggs came from

SHANSHA

LISHEN TO ME

SHANSHAAAAAAA

Bran and Gendry are so handsome.

It was part of his plan

hes the avatar of the faceless god himself , he does what ever he wants.

OF COURSH

well ofchourseee

the worst part is that dnd do not realize that having the FM be so insanely overpowered completely takes away from the weight of the political game
why not just go to braavos, pay a fm and have him kill cersei? they're essentially infallible

OP CAUSE

Of course!

It was indeed part of my plan

uhhh only white men should die sweetie. all black men should have unlimited access to fertile white wombs

Of couarshe!

OF COURSH

OF CAURSHE

Because he wanted to be. Going north was going to get him closer to his mark; Lorch fucked that plan up though so other avenues were needed.

Ok while realism isnt a thing in GOT, theres a 50% chance of you hiting with the wrong side. Even if you hit with the right side, it better be the right angle and the right spot etc. Stabbing makes more sence with a dagger, especially not a throwing one. Dario dagger throw is dumber imo

It makes a lot of sense. Extinction doesn't provide a constant supply of death

>in the show jaqen is the boss and the leader of "faceless men". this is 100% canon btw.
You wanna know why? Because he was a fan favorite. That's literally all Dumb and Dumber think a story should be - subverting expectations and fan service.

>pay a fm and have him kill cersei? they're essentially infallible
Because apparently the Faceless Men in the show comprised of two individuals - Waif and Jaquen.

Of corpse