Hehehe Tolkein.
Hehehe Tolkein
Camden Edwards
Mason Myers
hehehe SHIT hehehe DIARRHEA
hah CUNT SHIT PISS FART
Evan Green
hehehe whaz his tax policy!?!
Aiden Scott
GRRM
>ruined television
Tolkien
>ruined the entire fantasy genre
when it's all said and done tolkien is actually the bigger faggot. lemon pie man just made plebshit like tv bad but tolkien turned 99% of fantasy literature into sword and sorcery/high fantasy garbage because everyone copies him
>durr isn't that what fantasy is?!
"no"
the "fantasy" genre, pre-tolkien, generally just meant "takes place is a completely made up world", so a fantasy story could be about scorpion people who live in a world made of chocolate mountains who never fight anyone. fantasy does not mean pseudomedieval faggotry with muh swords and knights and goblins, that's a very specific subset of fantasy but now it's 90% of fantasy because writers are hacks
Jose Gray
hehehe DARKSTAR!
he coolest
he strongest
he handsomest
DARKSTAR!
Sebastian Scott
imagine being this much of a homosexual
Lucas Gonzalez
Yeah scorpions who live in chocolate mountains sound a lot better than classic European fantasy (which mind you - Tolkein did not invent).
Jonathan Roberts
>Tolkein
the order of letters is not random
Xavier Bell
are you pissed that there arent any trannie worlds in fantasy writing now? Back to retardera
Camden Stewart
Contrarianism for the sake of contrarianism is just empty noise.
David Price
>so a fantasy story could be about scorpion people who live in a world made of chocolate mountains who never fight anyone. f
So Tolkien basically saved a genre
Robert Harris
>ended up being as cliché as all the others
>...
>only difference is we expected more, much, more
>...
>literal biggest troll in history
Alexander Campbell
>>ruined the entire fantasy genre
based and redpilled
tolkien is the reason why western "fantasy" sucks so much.
Cameron Ortiz
>before tolkien people were still telling fairy tales
They didn't and that's a reason why Tolkien decide to write his books
Dominic Reyes
Based.
So sick to death of hearing snaggletoothed Britbongs overhype their babby's first fantasy, luddite Dr. Suess.
GRRM is a hack too but at least he was smart enough to dodge fighting in one of Israel's wars.
Nathan Hill
>GRRM is a hack too but at least he was smart enough to dodge fighting in one of Israel's wars.
He also dodge fighting against communists
Joshua Collins
>all these bots "defending" outdated garbage hacks and retards keep copying
unbelievable
we could've had fantasy about actual demon and angels fighting each other, legitimate aliens from legitimate worlds with legitimate goals
guess I should blame O'Bannon and Shusett for setting the tone of true retardation when it comes to sci-fi
Gavin Edwards
You mean Druon. The Accursed Kings series was the original "Game of Thrones" according to Martin himself
Austin Richardson
>I could see totally...
Top kek
Thomas Roberts
He fat.
Charles Morris
What was the Lannisters tax policy? Does he ever explain it? I vaguely remember the only mention of finances includes the fact that the Lannisters are rich because they 'have a gold mine', and they also borrow money from a bank?
Wyatt Gomez
Le Sailor Moon is best fantasy
*kanpai*