So uh... why didn't his touch turn Arya into a white walker?

So uh... why didn't his touch turn Arya into a white walker?

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why didn't her touch turn the night king into a hunchback

why didn't we see the baby white walker in the battle?

It grew up

Women can't be white walkers because they're too strong and white walkers are the bad evil old white men
Have sex

ONLY SONS

whats puberty like for a white walker? is this detailed in the books?

vanna white walker is a thing

Will this baby be the next night king?

oh I get it. the reason the night king lost is because he was sexist

Bend over

It's implied that all of of the Night King's white walker generals were babbies sacrificed by Craster.

no he exploded like all the other white walkers and wights

Sorry user, I'm saving myself until the right black man comes around

When?

Do they pay taxes?

There's a whole plot thread about Craster having a gorillion daughter-wives because he's been sacrificing all his sons to the white walkers for years.
Later on we see that they took one of the baby boys and turned him into a white walker. Implying that Craster's sons are where the Night King got all his generals from. This also explains why all the white walkers are male.

Him turning some babies into WW /=/ All WW were Craster's babies.
Some of them could've been around with him for thousands of years.

yes basically
he only turned the sons into generals
if it was women he waited till they died then brought them back as undead
he wouldn't turn arya into a general but he wouldve killed her right there then just made her a mindless undead

>recruiting literal babies as generals
no wonder he lost

Yea it's never completely explained, but that's the implication in the show.

Either way, as said they're all icecubes now because the NK died.

I'd imagine he had similar arrangements with other wildlings in the past or had his zombies straight up kidnap infants.

kek

Change of plans, you'll get your boipussy ravaged by my pale, medium-sized dick and you'll enjoy it

I just realized this babby also shattered into a million pieces.
I mean it was a monster but still, remember grrms orc baby quote?

fuck you for making me laugh like an idiot in public

You don't go out in public. Don't lie.

Yeah but there we're like 5 WW on the show so they could have easily all been Crasters sons. Actually Craster should have had way more sons judging by the amount of daughters he had.
By the way, why is it never explained how Craster is the only man to make a deal with NK.

>By the way, why is it never explained how Craster is the only man to make a deal with NK.
When is that stated?

He took that baby in like season 2… does becoming a unless zombie general make you age faster? Or did the night King leave the baby in zombie daycare?

soon

possibly he could only turn babies into white walkers. not everyone he touches automatically turns into WW he needs to perform some magic shit and he wasnt doing it

because Arya has already taken cock

if I was the nightking I would fuck her with my nighcock

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he touched bran a long time ago and he never turned into a WW and you didnt ask why

it was an astral projection you absolute retard

why did he leave a mark then? how did it give him the ability to get past the caves defenses

Bran's mark will consume him once he gets to king's landing with the crew
the visions of king's landing in snow and the throne room in snow will come true
bran will be the big bad in the end
jon will kill dany to become azor ahai

people will be praising dnd as jewish subversion gods in 3 weeks time

Their voice drops until it crackles, they are privately educated within the family making them social awkward, and really they have a tough time moving all the time making it possible to make new friends for long.

hey user. I thought that was funny. i didn't laugh. but i get it.

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Hey, that’s pretty good

not a virgin

So NK was just chilling by himself and never bothered kidnapping any babies from any other wildlings beyond the wall until Craster started leaving little baby boys out in the forest? That's fucking bullshit

game of reddit

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A majority of Reddit hated this episode

How do zombies age?

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I hope so but I fucking doubt it. My expectations are dead now.

they aren't undead, just really creepy looking

so how the fuck did craster even come to make this arrangment? The white walkers dont seem like the talkative types

maybe they kept stealing his sons so he just said fuck it and started to give them away

Or maybe he always gave his sons away because he didn’t want to fuck them

Nighkes.

>that realization when those white walkers that fetched them were traitorous siblings

*MEANWHILE, IN THE LAND OF ALWAYS WINTER*
>Gee, I wonder what's taking our glorious leader so long.
>Well, humans are jerks. They run and*shatters*
>Oh dear god n-*shatters*
>M-mr Chilly, I don't feel so good*shatters*

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topjej

Brann will become the NK

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>tfw no scenes of the white walkers behaving like regular people in private

Remember : the Night King had the same powers as Brann

If you're a Stark, you're immune to the touch.

Is that why there must always be a Stark in Winterfell?

ahahakillmeehehe

Why

Whenever the baby white walker isn't on screen, everyone should say 'Where's the baby white walker? '

>baby
>participating in battle
>being able to walk at all

you got a loicense for that joke mayte

zoinks you're so wacky for replying like this maybe it's because I never go into capeshit threads but GoT fans seem to be the only ones epic enough to have this sense of humor

Even the night king has standards.

it's never shown that getting touched by old matey makes you a white walker. he just turned crasters babbys for reinforcements.

That's some super cringey post user. You should be embarrassed for yourself.

Reinforcements that do fuck all

lol you seriously complain about this in a fucking FANTASY show?

>Ice King touches Bran
>Leaves horrible mark on his arm

>Ice King touches Quasimodo
>Nothing happens
YOU GO GIRL! THIS IS WHAT COMMUNITY LOOKS LIKE!

Will Jon kill little white walkers in their white walker craddles?

Why did all the other White walkers die when he died? Literally whats the point of them?

Very well put. Funny how Arya was actually an interesting complex character and they managed to ruin it.

The Night King isn't dead. She had sex meaning she's unpure as fuck.

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It only works on virgins, that's why they only accept babies. Bran informed Arya that she needed to lose her virginity before the final battle no matter what, that's why she forced herself unto Gendry. Truly a brilliant show with some of the best writing ever seen.

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did this actually happen? Kek, I stopped watching once they brought back the Hound (who was my favorite character, but I knew they'd ruin him)

That scene is better than any porn you will ever watch on your life

He also touched Arya. Arya is more powerful than Bran.

No, but thats what was implied between the lines.

>LAND OF ALWAYS WINTER
I fucking hate GRRM for naming it this.

Post evidence.
I went to reddit/got to see if it's true but I only found faggy artwork.

>just turn your brain off bro

fpbp

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>that confused and scared expression
>that boner

This is the best post i've read today

Ok, why didn't see a giant baby in the battle?

He also touched Arya

This people have selective memory

>Melissandre told Arya she'll kill blue eyes, therefore prophecy to kill the NK!!
>No, Jon isn't the prince promised just because Melissandre told him
So how does this work, only prophecies you like get to happen?

Turned them into white walkers by touching them. Retard.

Damn, I gotta watch GoT now.

>Melissandre told Arya she'll kill blue eyes, therefore prophecy to kill the NK!!
I still cant understand that

Isn't Bran a virgin?

Does being the TER give him some immunity to being turned?

Why is Rich Evans crying?

>white crawler

What was the point of the whole night king plot in the first place? It led absolutely nowhere.

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>wh*te ""walker"""

Keksimus maximus

Nah, expect Bran to become completely inconsequential to the rest of the plot, his story arc was all about the night king. Wouldn't even surprise me if he's just chilling in Winterfell for the rest of the season while everyone else goes to Kings Landing.
Bran was a bad move for D&D, having an omniscient character creates so many problems and they have no idea how to write around it so their solution is just to have him sit around in silence and interact as little as possible with rest of the crew.

who cares. hes dead

They’ll poochie the shit out of his character

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you retards just dont get it
white walkers are literally incels, raging against society because they cant get laid
white walkers are literally gamers rising up

Fake account

They're purpose was just to unite Jon and Dany, this has been a romantic drama about Jon and Dany for the last two seasons. That's the point we're at. Maybe it wasn't the original plan when they started on the show but that's what it's come to.

FPBP

Hyped up across many seasons to a final battle where it was all filmed in the dark despite the crazy budget.
The whole point was to disappoint you one last time.

Arya isnt a virgin, Brann is

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