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>A distant rumbling can be heard from kings landing. Queen Daenerys stands up from the iron throne. She steps past Bran to look out the window of the Red Keep to see the Dragon Gate off in the distance, just as it bursts open. Her face trembles as she sees them. She cannot tell what it is but their presence sends shivers down her spine, deep down she knows she will not be able to escape them. The gold cloaks who were holding the gate are torn apart in seconds, the rest flee. But the ones not on horseback cannot outrun hate like this. Peasants and guards alike are torn to shreds. And the mass of terror and hate does not stop, it goes onward, to the red keep. Daenarys instinctively looks for Drogon, she then loses her balance as she remembers Eurons face laughing maniacally as he shot Drogon down. She will repay him for that, he will not evade her forever. But then she realizes that it is not Euron but her that is in danger.

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bran is the only good thing about this season

What's the source for that picture?
>The mind trick queen
that's such a shitty name/power but I guess they had to find something for her since her character is so lame.

It's out.
youtu.be/DQAuI015FbE
he didn't much care for it

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lmao even black sails had better ending than GoT

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>As the rumbling gets louder and human cries can now be heard, Daenerys begins to lose her composure, she remembers the stories of Varys the spider, he knew all the hidden passages of kings landing, he will be able to get her out. She runs through the keep yelling for him, but he is nowhere to be found. But at last she finds him. She can see him dart into a nearby room. When she gets there she only sees him smile at her before disappearing into a trap door. In a rage she screams at him, she tries to open the door but it is no use, she is trapped.

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With S8E03 "The Long Night" complete, it is now the worst rated episode by /got/ at 4.23.

The second worst rated episode was from back in season 6, S6E08 "No One" at 4.71. That was the episode where Arya fought the waif and had a chase sequence throughout Braavos.

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wow 75% is shit tier.
lmfao, even normies didn't like it.

Has Sansa ever even tricked fucking anyone? event he little figer turbo retardation was entirely carried by Arya.

God that retarded title shouldn't bother me as much as it does.

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What's the deal with all these reddit fanfiction and images?

>The rumbling is too loud to bear at this point, they have made it into the Red Keep, but unlike outside the keep, hardly any voices shriek inside. Daenerys looks out the window one last time, below the freshly spiked heads, she can see them now. Massive and brown, they run over the bridge into the keep, there seems to be no end to them. And then behind her, she hears deep breathing. As she turns around she sees them waiting, staring at her. She can feel their hatred in their beady eyes. She can see how excited they seem by their heavy, longing breaths, their snouts quivering with each breath they take, Daenerys can tell that they know their moment is almost here. One of them walks up to her. Daenerys stands up tall, she thinks this must be their leader coming to treat with her, she is relieved that it seems they are civilized and not after her blood. She may have lost the Iron Throne to these beasts but still she remembers the house with the red door. As she prepares to offer throne to the boar that approached her, he squeals in a mad rage and charges Daenerys, gutting her. He begins to rip at her flesh while she screams. The other boars now come to feast on the would be Queen. When it is over, they look at each other, nothing at this point needs to be said. They saved the forest, they can now live in peace.

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>"Master, the fat man has resumed writing. He's going to finish the book."
>"He cannot be allowed to finish. The HBO ending will be the only ending. Kill him, then burn the manuscripts."

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this picture is kino

youtu.be/DQAuI015FbE

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>End of the second to last episode
>Interior: Red Keep Throne Room, dead soldiers everywhere
>Dany is on the floor, dead
>Longclaw through her chest
>she went full Mad Queen, King's Landing in ruins
>Jon collapses to his knees, weeping because he killed the only person he has loved other than Ygritte
>The North Remembers plays somberly in the background
>"Somehow, I knew it would end like this" he says
>"You know nothing, Jon Snow" says a familiar voice
>Jon turns around to find the source of the voice
>its Bran, standing before the Iron Throne without his wheelchair, gazing intently at it
>music begins to subtly transition to Stannis' theme
>"I have seen it all, Jon. All the suffering this monstrosity has inflicted upon this realm. All the pain humanity has inflicted upon this world. It's time to end..."
>He turns around, his eyes glowing blue. The dead begin to rise all around the throne room
>"...this Game of Thrones."
>Jon pulls Longclaw from Dany, it's length now ablaze
>they stare each other down as snow begins to fall from the collapsed ceiling
>cut to black
>and who
>are you

>he didn't much care for it
he only pretends he didn't care, he sperged out on twitter.

Based

Can't argue with that.

cringe

>posts the tattoo in the thread and a picture of the thread from his desktop
>it's fucking real
I genuinly feel for him
fuck this show, fuck dnd

Yes. True dat.

He is just pretending to try to keep the pain away, soon enough he'll realize he just can't cope and burst into a fury fueled 3 hour rant video.

BASED

>the Night King will never have characterization, personality, or motivation
>none of the mysteries about him or the WWs will ever be explained
>we won't learn about them through a vaudeville-style musical number

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>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>blows up dany and Arya along with King’s landing

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SHAME
*ding*
*ding*

It was pretty clearly explained in an earlier season senpai. White Walkers are just superweapons created by the Children of the Forest to wipe out the First Men that they lost control of. The Night King was just the first one.

And do not realize how utterly retarded that is?

You say this like it's a bad thing.
There's only 4 things that would save this show.
Cersei killing everyone.
Stannis coming back and killing everyone with the help of Petyr.
The Night King not actually being dead.
Euron killing everyone.

>This was posted entirely unironically
did HBO send an army of bots to invade social media or are they serious

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I just don't understand why someone would want to read about these epic battles. The suspense, the tension building, the action, the music, the incredible special effects, why would you want to get rid of that just to hear about it unfold in text form? The way the book readers act so high and mighty despite getting the inferior experience pisses me off to no end. The moment in The Long Night where the battle slows down and you see the different stories that have been built up each reaching a disastrous climax, and the dread that sets in as the Night King makes his final steps toward his target and begins unsheathing his sword, while the piano swells to a heartbreaking crescendo, and just when you think all hope is lost, the little girl turned assassin jumps in out of nowhere and delivers the fatal blow. Reading about that will not be half the damn near PTSD-inducing experience that watching it unfold is.

No, I do. But an explanation is an explanation, no matter how shit it is.

>Book Cersei makes Aurane Waters master of ships cause she thinks he likes her
>he gets funds to make new ships
>she gets jailed
>he bails with all the new ships to be a pirate.

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All this set up for them being intelligent, making "art" out of corpses. If this answer satisfies you then you belong over in reddit with the other NPC's

pretty gud

This will never end, huh?

3 weeks and its done

aaaaand, the winter is over

Remember when Theon got jerked off by his sister

>dark
>every single major character save 2 select B-tier ones survives (even the fat fuck) after being surrounded by thousands of undead and a dragon and fending them off for at least 5 minutes.

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b-b-but the prophecy

why is Glover still alive

I haven't been satisfied with this show for years. I'm just too tired to care at this point. The Fat Man will never finish the books, so the show is all we have. I'm just here to see how it ends.

he jerked off his sister

>start
The end. Season 3 Red Wedding was the start.

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>This qt is the """"""mad""""" queen

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The music makes it seem better than it is, the action and seeing the final stands is alright. But what you describe about seeing the multiple stories then a small assassin jumping on the NK is cheesey fucking shit. The battles are much better in the books, reading oberyn's fight, Bronn fighting in the vale for Tyrion, Kings landing siege, Hound vs Beric, they're all better than any battle in the show. Along with every other scene for that matter.

why do they randomly leave people alive during attacks, like that one crow in the very first episode and sam? why do they make corpse art? what was up with all those infants he was making into white walkers over the years? why did it take him 8000 years to start becoming active again? why did the night king smirk when danaerys couldn't kill him with dragon fire? does that mean he's not just a mindless killing machine? does he have a personality? why don't we get any characterization for him, then?

I just finished ep 3, and what the fuck?
So, the big bad, the major villain that they've been building for 8 years died like a little bitch? That's it? No more night king, no more walkers, that was fucking it? Now what, we have 3 episodes left and its gonna be the same lane shit of Cersei and that fuccboi with her being the baddie and just more shitty battles for the throne? I'm fucking disappointed

oh wait i was the one jerking off. my bad

He's talking about the lighting, which no matter how much feminism someone takes up the ass you can't defend

REMINDER

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just realized they actually have kinda similar faces, especially their noses. am i stupid or has this always been obvious?

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In the book Asha grabs Theon's dick to tease him when he finds out she's his sister

>Where is she?

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yeah, pretty much man epic gamer gril wasted death itself

>Cersei killing everyone.
The only acceptable ending

They mean dark as in the literal lighting, as in they like that they couldn't see anything.

>Episode opens with Cersei and Maggy flashback
>"And when your tears have drowned you, the valonqar shall wrap his hands about your pale white throat and choke the life from you."
>War plan is to distract Lannister forces while Arya assassinates Cersei
>Subtile hints at Eurons true nature are being revealed slowly, eventually revealing he is a madman like the books and has Dragon Horn, Quarth Warlocks, VS armor, etc.
>Warlocks detect Arya, and she gets KTFO
>After being alerted of her failure.. Jaime, Jon and Sandor decide to rush Red Keep before things fall apart atop Rheagol.
>Euron clad in VS armor which mitigates the effects of it, blows the Dragon Horn causing the dragon to go mad, leaving the Throne Room in ruins... and is slain by Jon when he realizes what is happening.
>Jon v Euron and Sandor v Gregor
>Jaime goes after Cersei, but is ambushed by Bron who knocks out Cersei but tries to kill Jaime revealing he is the bastard of Castamere seeking his revenge. Bronn dies and Jaime is incapacitated.
>Sandor wins by overcoming his fear of fire, Jon wins by finding Needle and stabbing Euron through the eyehole of his helm.
>Jon confronts Cersei, sobbing into her wine glass
>Cersei reveals that Robert had known Jon was a Targ because of the Septon, and it was what truly broke his heart.. and he couldn't bring himself to kill Lyanna's son and Ned's nephew.
>Jon pledges to keep her a captive, and spare her life.. but Cersei reaches for the crossbow and tries to fire.
>Jon, realizing her true nature, woefully puts his hands around her neck
>Cersei, realizing he is the Valyrian younger brother, whispers her last words... "Volonqar.."

>In the book
This is Yea Forums

Jon kills Dany the tears are gonna flow hard in 3 weeks.

Bran/Meera sex scene when

Back home eating frogs.

what is "mind trick queen" even supposed to mean? all-seeing eyes raven? did a spic make this?

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Hopefully she introduces the Cute is Right rule

This image, but with me and Dany instead

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Gameofthrones subreddit is for the lowest common denominator

I hope Arya morphs into Tyrion when she strangles Cersei

it should have ended in the boar being bobby b reborn as azor ahai, killing dany and destroying the iron throne(book version that was as big as a giant) with his warhammer. then fucking some whores

Wasn't her dad supposed to be really important, will he ever even appear?

Nigga moment

I wasn't reading that shit. At least they are right though.

Yea Forums btfo

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what happened to the Knights of The Vale Sansa had?

That image but with me and Fat Walda.

>to the heaters
kek

>heaters

Reeeee, I was one if the few people on here that still had fun with got in the last few seasons and didnt shit on it all the time, but fuck that, this episode was so fucking underwhelming

Damn! Now i realize how wrong i've been.

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based

why not just have the balls to admit you hate the show now and don't wanna talk about it

Heaters btfo

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>"Themes are for eighth-grade book reports."

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kys starkiddie

Based

Azor jamie pasta pls, phoneposting

Did you hear about the tragedy that befell the Night King? He was poison by his enemies. A great shame indeed.

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alright, the fuck was Bran even doing when he warged into those ravens?
did he just go peep on some girl getting raped somewhere?

we looked for you on the catalog

I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!

they liked it in the same way they liked star wars when it was first released, but i knew everyone will eventually hate it!!

great fuck arya fuck (((Dabids))) and fuck feminists

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Watch her win the throne

>S U B V E R T E D
U
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V
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R
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why is arya not nothing personell

She had nice tits but goddamn that's a bad case of witch face.

Dark as in image quality you knob. Half the episodes run time looked like it was shot inside a forest fire, smoke and ash obscuring everything.

AHHHHHHRRRRRRRG WHITE WALKERS SAVE ME!

AHHHHHHRRRRRRRG RED WOMAN SAVE ME!

AHHHHHHRRRRRRRG SHANSHA SHAVE MEH!

AHHHHHHRRRRRRRG GREY WORM SAVE ME!

AHHHHHHRRRRRRRG JON SAVE ME!

AHHHHHHRRRRRRRG BRANDON SAVE ME!

AHHHHHHRRRRRRRG JAQEN SAVE ME!

AHHHHHHRRRRRRRG TYRION SAVE ME!

AHHHHHHRRRRRRRG DADDY SAVE ME!

it's all gone now
youtu.be/syPTK7x53HE

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powerful on MANY levels

Can they actually do this?

Ironic. He could raise others from death, but not himself.

Make up did a great job of accentuating her earthy, eccentric qualities. If there were a woman who still breastfed her 10 year old son that's what she would look like

Myrcella dying was not fair
she was too cute and pure

Wouldn't she be under contract not to say anything like that.

he was getting a dynamic, birds-eye view of the battle

At least she got to kiss Mama Snake.

she should have married darkstar and make it tradition to cut their children's ears off at birth

She's still alive in the books user. Albeit she's missing a good chunk of her face...

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fucking dan and dave

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that webm is possibly the best thing that came out of post-season 3 GoT

Is "Subverting Expectations" the next Twenty Goodmen?

they're still men its why they turned on the children of the forest
they brought them back thinking theyd be slave but instead were just normal men but frozen that wanted to be kings too
its about sending a message

>alcohol is not a depressant
is she stupid did she think alcohol makes people feel like theyre on ecstasy?

I thought it was just an ear?

Stimulant

I love her so much bros :')

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Lost her hair and she has a 'hideous' facial scar of sorts.

Is this what Dave & Busters meant by the ending would be bitter sweet ?

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>implying gin doesn't make you want to sin
>implying whiskey doesn't make you feel frisky
>implying beer doesn't make you want to cheer
>implying rum doesn't make you want to nap

Who is this greasy jew bitch?

based tastes

Ser Suvbert of House Expectations

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And to whom does House Expectations owe their allegiance?

sorry to disappoint you but they only hate it because it was dark

everyone is just as stupid as expected

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basado

>8 seasons of buildup and this is how it ends

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>hey Jamie remember when you got the Blackfish killed and got the entire Tully army disentegrated

darkness is never done in media because of whiny faggots like you

they silver platter all the important shit and you still complain

Whomever they want

"I guess Winter isnt coming"

House Gyw of Tsiyyon

The night is really fucking dark, but not so full of terrors.

i don't know why people don't understand that he was recording things for the "memory of the world"

it's stupid but pretty obvious

winter came, but it was her turn user

>The long winter
>one night
How long is an average winter

>yeah bro, i fucking love not being able to see anything

Why? People survived the battle, there will be records of it. Bran is not necessary.

what would your battleplan have been?

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oh god, grrm can't write... jesus, he should just write plots and maybe some screenplays.

"..wounded lucas to the quick"
"easier than wounding him in the prick"

lord help me

Why the fuck did they waste so much time putting so many wight tokens on the table?

Dragon fire til they too tired
man the walls
pray to the Seven

>"Could we maybe not send the Dothraki to their deaths in the complete darkness?"

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just bee urself (and use my super secret ninja skills)

Stay inside the walls, barricade the gate, and fire arrows, coordinate the two dragons you have to kill the wight dragon, etc.

Isn’t this kind of spoiling the ending?

literally just have arya run out and sneak up on the noight king

Is this a random picture or is it part of something?
a-asking for a friend.

underrated

Who here would want to live in this universe? Seems like a nightmare.

Prepare some flaming oil to rain down from the walls

remove dothraki from frontline, dig more trenches

House Bluecheck of Raven Forum

Have Arya sneak attack the NK..

She is my wifes favorite character after all!

he was at a weirwood tree, which is already recording things, fucking numbskull

I'm rewatching the scene in Season 6 between Tyrion, Grey Worm, and Missandei

what the fuck were they thinking with this. did a child write this?

GRRM should grow a pair of balls.
Imagine sullying your life's work because your wife asked you to, lmao.

If it was actually part of their master plan there would be a lot less complaints

it was just a prank bro

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I would 100% live in Dorne

>it’s finally here!
>horse faggots immediately BTFO’d
>white walkers come in droves, wave after wave crashing into soldiers
>they have to retreat into castle
>walkers breach the perimeter
>meanwhile Dany and Jon’s dragons are useless
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE AT WINTERFELL

>Arya materializes out of nowhere and instakills NK
>no one of importance actually died

What in the literal fuck was that episode? And people actually liked it?

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>actually put up fucking scout towers and man them with archers
>put trebuchets inside the wall
>fire siege weapons until out of ammo
>dothraki as calvary archers instead of light calvary, and do hit and run only
>dig more trenches and light them on fire
>oil pots and barbican to create clogs when they try to storm the castle

>GRRM

there is no Night King in the books, bud

jon who always comes to people's aid seeing all the people he cannot help because he's saving his brother is intense

unfortunately, they bungled the pacing. pretty sure sam died like 5 times and was literally just crying in the middle of a battle yet somehow still survived.

if it was better paced i wouldn't be so angry. there were too many things that didn't work. they have decent architecture but jorah showing up out of nowhere to help dany, jon and dany doing nothing the whole time, jaime fighting against the same wall for 15 minutes, sansa and tyrion surviving for like 15 minutes in the crypts without any damage, the NK showing up for no reason, not using bran in the battle at all, etc.

it was death by a thousand cuts. i thought it was OK when i watched it but i was underwhelmed. should have been two episodes and fixed these pacing/logical errors.

it was well directed though in my opinion

Will this be the moment he gives up acting neutral about the series?

>put the unsullied behind the trench
>all non-unsullied/dothraki will man the walls and hold the gate
>put the artillery inside of winterfell, and use it more than once
>send the dothraki south of winterfell and have them stay out of combat/hidden until the NK is dismounted from his dragon
>once NK is dismounted have the dothraki+jorah flank and engage the white walkers at the rear
>assuming the majority of the dead die once the white walkers at the rear are killed, have them lure groups of dead away from winterfell and slowly pick them off

Optimus Prime and You Got the Touch.

game of reddit

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A ending that was never likely to happen but would have been
>bran taking over the Night King by grabbing his arm and warging into him
>forcies the undead army to retreat and saving the the survivors
>the other White Walkers are confused by this but Bran forces them to obey with his greater control of the dead
>he says he has to leave with them is going to try and negotiate with them and try to understand what they want
>he closes his old bodies eyes, he knows he's never going back there
>someone in his family asks if there was any other way
>"I had to kill the boy, and let the man be born"
>he and the rest of the dead prepare to go up north
>as he climbs on the dragon he remembers "you will never walk again, but you will fly", he can't help but smile

It also opens up that prophecy/future that dany sees with King's Landing being covered in snow, implying it gets taken by the Night King's army, but it this case it subverts expectations by having it being because Bran goes down there to help them take down Cersei.

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This is He

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I would have liked it if the dragonfire melted away the white walker frost and they had to make the choice of forgiving the human night king or killing him, because that would have been more meaningful than aryassins creed

> build more trenches farther out
> put your heavy infantry BEHIND the trenches
> put your artillery BEHIND the infantry (better yet, within the walls
> have more than 10 archers
> advance attack with dragons, NK has no anti air except for NK's javelins
> keep cavalry on the flank, hit and run instead of engaging head on

if it isn't the moment every youtuber loses their shit they're secretly on HBO's payroll or braindead

My dumb boomer father, who barely knows the names of most of the characters just watched it. I asked him what he thought and he told me

"It was so stupid, it dragged on way too long and I thought the characters were all dead but they lived"

He didn't really care about Arya jumping, but he did wonder how she jumped so high and how she got past all the "zombies." He is a person that doesn't even understand the difference between the wights and white walkers, I had to explain that to him as we were watching. He's seen all the previous episodes too, but never more than once and he doesn't have much time to do that so I understand why he doesn't remember much.

This is a man who calls Tyrion "tyron lancaster," sansa "sasha stark," doesn't even know who Jorah was, couldn't remember Arya's name, had no idea who Varys was, or any of the other relatively minor characters.

Really surprised me because I went in assuming he would love it and praise it like all the other very low-information viewers have, but he actually didn't like it at all.

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Oh no no no no

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I wish but you expect to much from these fuckers now

why did they do Edmure so dirty

winterFell

he's a cuck that praises every time a woman speaks in the show.

he's allowed TWO cuck moments per video. if he goes above his quota i simply exit out of it. it's like if a really good christian youtuber was talking about got and interrupted it every once in a while to talk about how it relates to the bible and shit. i'll only put up with TWO of those moments. not more.

honestly
how can this show get worse after the last episode?

It's up :^)

autistic rage incoming

youtube.com/watch?v=DQAuI015FbE

What was the point of Bran warging? It did fuck all.

Most of that was just due to shitty editing

>tyron lancaster
could actually be a real character's name kek

>IMMA LE DROP LE DAGGER IN MY OTHER LE HAND AND LE STAB HIM
When will this meme end?

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I'm talking about his promise of never killing Arya to his wife, bud.

Man I think I realized why they genocided the dothraki, they don't have the cgi money to support them because the golden company is coming too lmao

I think GRRM really expected people to side with Robb over Edmure in the books

well that's not fair considering she could have a fate worse than death

yikes

GRRM held D&D's hands until the end of Season 3. That's when it ALL went to shit.

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I mean the show

In the books, Edmure is meant to be sympathetic

My mom wants to watch got but i dont wanna watch it with her because of all the intercourse etc, nor do i want her watching it so she knows ive seen that sort of stuff.

when some retard does it in real life and another retard films the first retard getting stabbed in the face

Help me out here bros, if the point of this whole White Walkers being not the "main threat" is to present a Scouring of the Shire element to the plot, and that element is supposed to remind us of how even with great evil people are still capable of evil too, or whatever the fuck fatfuck said, is Cersei really the best choice to represent that? We've spent the whole fucking show with her, and all these other evil characters, we already fucking KNOW how evil people are. I feel like it would've made more sense for the NK to still fuck some shit up and in the aftermath have to have whoever winds up in charge deal with all the sickening chaos of the realm or something. This whole bullshit of

>Hurr it's called game of thrones it was always really about the iron throne
Do these retards not remember that the goddamn series was originally called A Song of Ice and Fire?

I can't believe people defend this. The army had no impact, Cersei was right. This isn't exactly a gratifying payoff, to say the least. There are obviously ways to make this story work with a satisfying resolution to the Night King while still doing the scouring bullshit. Having him be no threat is a betrayal to this whole The Iron Throne is petty bullshit theme that the series has hammered so far. It astounds me that people defend this bullshit "subversion" it's a goddamn perversion of good storytelling and I fucking hope it's a feeble caricature of what GRRM would hopefully do.

Is this just a problem with execution more than anything? I feel like most everyone has said that most of what happened, in terms of who did what and who survived and shit, was fine, it's mostly an issue of execution, right? If GRRM did this, could perhaps the story beats still be the same and more well executed? I'm just so fucking lost right now. 8 seasons of this shit. This episode has proven to me more than ever just how far people's standards have fallen.

>ive seen that sort of stuff.
you need to be over 18 to post here

>shows up and dies
meanwhile grey worm is on the frontline and survives lmao

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>title sequence was reversed to start at the wall and fly down to king's landing
>shows the titles flipping to denote the progress of the white walkers
>this progress will now just stop at winterfell and the title sequence has no real reason to keep showing the gap in the wall anymore
why even bother

wtf
Cercei isn't even evil
Quit the bullshit

My boomer dad sounded relatively disappointed too. Arya is one of his favorite characters, but he didn't really sound enthusiastic about the Night King. I remember he told me before the episode he didn't see how they could possibly beat him, but you can never count out D&D to screw the pooch

This episode was Bran's vision. Prove me wrong.

In my 20s m8

A better way to do the Scouring of the Shire style end would be to have the battle take place further north, and then when the cast returns to Winterfell, Cersei has already wrecked the place, taking advantage of the opportunity. But honestly, this is clearly all D&D. No way is the WW threat being ended like this in the books, nor is Cersei the final threat. I firmly believe the Others will not be killed, only driven North again like they originally were.

It’s because they are rushing to the finish line so everything major is basically compressed to be sorted out within a single episode. Think Rome season 2

That would mean they wasted half the season for absolutely fucking nothing

literally all the characters were at the frontlines and only this dude dies. woulda been more realistic if at least brienne jamie or tormund died, they didn't even have shields at were at the FRONT. I mean honestly what function do brienne or tormund serve at this point?

so, is winter cancelled now?

>tfw the best boy got cucked by the writers beyond repair

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your dumbass father didnt like it so it must be bad

you dont have to be handheld all your life user

these are the people that watch game of thrones now

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then it's just b8, why should you worry about your mother knowing you watched a few tits on tv

Nah, they have to deal with south winter now.

let the night king walk through the castle, make it seem as if they've abandoned bran and think it's all the night king want, ambush him, kill with a cluster fuck of main characters, save tens, maybe hundreds of thousands of lives.

Muh ebin quips
Muh womynz r powerful

REQUESTING THE ARYA WOJAK

Because its worse than that and way more explicit

That definitely would be a better way to do it, and it just further disappoints me that these people can't even write something better than what's basically fanfiction at this point. I don't get why the writers, given a fucking extra year to work this season, couldn't even be assed to come up with something better. But of course we know the answer is fucking D&D. I just loathe the normies who defend this shit.

and of course that's true, but again... 2 years. I can't believe there are people satisfied after waiting for two years to see this be the endgame. You would think something this stupid would even get them riled up

this episode delivered the final proof: d&d are able to ruin absolutely everything.
and now, let this sink in:

They will ruin Cleganebowl too.

Some drawfag pls outdo me

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only if she reads the books, I've never seen a show on tv with actual vaginal penetration shown explicitly on camera

>bran
>good

what the fuck bran is the worst character in the WHOLE show since he became the three eyed raven. he doesn't warg into anything cool and is basically relegated to a plot device

>BURN THEM ALL

>They will ruin Cleganebowl too.
Brienne or gremlin bitch kills gregor/saves sandor. Guaranteed

Don't think too badly of them. It's a social event now. It's like cheering for football/soccer. Who the fuck actually gives a care about those overpaid niggers? But it's fun to pop a beer and yell with your dad at the screen.

You know it to be true

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>suicide pact
yeah, i thought the same thing
Varys' facial expression made me laugh and then that was it..

He sees you when you're sleepin'
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake

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George Lucas visited the set when they were filming the battle of winterfell.

Coincidence that it was basically the battle to kill the control ship in episode 1?

Ya well you see theons semi erect wet dick coming ou of a girl and lesbians eating each other out and more. Its basically porn.

seems pretty outlandish but the only thing that would redeem the show for me is if i see jaime win the throne

Say what you will about the quality of this show's story but the one thing they do right is the dragons. I can't think of a better portrayal of dragons in the history of television and film, they look and act perfect.

thats such a cop out excuse though that I kinda expect them to use it.

Smaug. Harry potter 4.

Based

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>that pic
lmao, well done

are you 12 years old? what the fuck

No faggot, im in my 20s. Fuck you

but they arent even real dragons
they're wyverns

they're wyverns though

It's not even a dragon, it's a fucking wyvern

people who watch game of thrones with their parents are weird, ngl.

the zombies are called wights, stupid fucking showfaggot.

You wyvern guys are retaded.
Dragons aren't real, neither are wyverns.
It has wings, scales, flies, and breathes fire, it's a fucking dragon.
I don't care about your other fiction that says this fiction isn't correct, you're spastics.

Wyverns is just another name for Dragons retards. There is no classical biology for them since Dragons are fantasy creatures and no matter if they have 4 legs or 2 they are still dragons.

This. Who wants to see danaerys getting plowed by some horsenigger with mommy and daddy

Who wants to see literal gay sex ans kissing and naked boy butts with mommy and daddy.

so they do nothing right, because they're WYVERNS
also you know what sounds like wyvern?
qyburn

Why does the Ep 3 title sequence show the lights in the Crypts going out?

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based wyvernmind

>tfw redditards dont believe dragons actally existed
What the fuck do you think dinosaurs were, fucking dumbass?

I do.
And no, I'm not attracted to mommy and daddy either.

actually a four limbed and two winged animal wouldn't be realistic, so if anything dragons were wyverns, because which sort of retarded animal would need 6 limbs despite being big as a bus

Then you're fucked in the head

>not watching GoT with your old man while he drinks a cold ballantine and eats pork rinds while you have a glass of sherry
>not elucidating him on the literary and cinematic merits of the show, not to mention the riveting psychological drama
>not quietly grumbling when he points out all of the plotholes and how it's stupid and doesn't make sense
>his dog won't stop staring at you

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Because D&D are literally trolling us at this point.

>none of the major characters died
>Dany didn't even lose another dragon
>next episode they'll pull a new army out of thin air and sail to Kings Landing
what a fucking copout

I fast forward through that shit

>he doesn't fast-forward through that shit every time because it's gratuitous, tasteless and forced

>not watching GoT with your old man while he drinks a cold ballantine and eats pork rinds while you have a glass of sherry
it was good untill here, let me fix the rest
>not educating him on the prose and lore merits of the books, not to mention the riveting stupidity of the show
>not quietly grumbling when he actually likes euron because he never read the books
>his dog won't stop warging into bran to wintess the rape

>His dog
You are terrible human bean, user

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What season should someone stop watching at?

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when sheereeen is burned

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so when did the stars bleed

What's the issue?

I stopped watching after Season 4 because I thought it was getting tedious, before tuning back in for S8 so I could join in the shitposting. So you probably really want to stop watching around Season 3.

maybe Azor Ahai was the friends we made along the way

finish season 4
try to tolerate season 5
read the plot synopsis on wikipedia from there

Somebody has to die.

BAD POOSAY

based and frasierpilled

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Damn he is a numale to begin with who gets a tattoo from a show

Go to the Iron Isles and wait for them to kill Cersie and her dumb army. Then have arya and any other faceless men they can afford kill and skin change white walkers then assasinate the big guy.

so a few years from now will the normies look back and realize what a piece of shit the show was after season 4 or will they they continue to think it was epic
or will it just be completely forgotten like breaking bad was

He's lost his edge and lost all interest. Look back to the reviews he used to do during S5 and they were all thoughtful and amusing. Now he's kinda just pointing out the obvious and seems completely detached by how shit it is.

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fuck off nigger

The former, but I suspect it will retain its image like Lost does.
>watch the first season of lost, bro, it's a masterpiece
>rest are shit though
Except here it will be four seasons.

The Dothraki likely mostly survived their charge - question - where were the Dothraki wights? They survived the charge.

If you only watch the first 4 seasons what is the show about and who is the protagonist? Tyrion?

If ANY dothraki show up in the next episode I'm legitimately turning it off and not watching the rest. They're fucking dead.

There is no protagonist, it's an ensemble cast.

It's about the destination, not the journey. -some retard.
Eh, nah obviously Jon. Too bad HBO went bankrupt and we never got a season 5. At least we got the books to look forward to.

i remember seeing at least one dothraki wight, towards the end of the battle. or maybe not, it was so fucking dark.

jorah kills a bunch of dothraki wights

Just saw it
Did ghost giantsbane and brienne die? It was hard to see who died and who just wasnt getting screen time.

They would be dead at the point that they charged at, so they would be fairly far away.. They wouldn't be revived till the Night King made everyone else come up when Jon Snow was right behind him.

So either they were out of his range of bringing people back, couldn't come back slfast enough or they decided not to come towards the castle.

Was it just me or did the score in that last episode just fucking ruin it completely?

Tyrion, Jon, Dany, I guess. Honestly, if you put aside Daenerys the show could have easily ended at S4 with a bit of rewriting here and there.
>tyrion finds out about tysha and escapes king's landing with shae, never to return
>jon defeats the wildlings with stannis' help, and then broker a peace agreement with the white walkers
>jaime removes the mantle of kingsguard, becomes king casterly rock and king's landing
>stannis becomes king of winterfell
>all the other regions get their independence
>show ends with arya killing cersei

>Melisandre
>Lyanna Mormont
>Edd
>Jorah
>Theon
are the only named characters that died

You realize most people here don't live with their parents right? My Parent got a dog after I moved out so its their dog, not mine retard.

The only ones who died were nightwatch guy, sassy norf girl, Sansa's sidekick Theon and Daenerys's sidekick Jorah. All the important characters survived

No, neither of them die.

Brienne was with Jamie and Podrick against the wall shown alive. Ghost is seen in the trailer for episode 4. I have no idea what Tormund is doing. U think they stopped showing him after they retreated back to the castle.

I thought it was superfluous too, maybe it would’ve worked if there was any tension

Oh, and Beric. God, what a shit death

Yeah. I kept thinking this has to be one of their friends on set that said i play piano! Then they were like dude best song ever yeah we can use this.

>You realize most people here don't live with their parents right?
where do you think we are?

>You realize most people here don't live with their parents right?
Speak for yourself, you privileged fuck.

...

>still watching after EP3
you people surely loves to eat shit

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Also I love Game of Thrones

I dunno sory

GoT is now a soap opera, the fact that we got reminded verbally that she learned all of littlefingers tricks and now surpasses Tyrion is all the character building you'll get. She'll probably subvert our expectation by conjuring up a last minute ploy to keep the north independent out of thin air.

>My Parent got a dog after I moved out so its their dog, not mine retard.
>Not petting and acquiring the love of your parents dog
You only excuse is if it is somekind of retarded breed, like pitbull

Holy fuck this may have been the most retarded post I have ever read on Yea Forums. I mean fucking christ have you ever even read a book you braindead fucking monkey? Do you ironically think that books are an inferior art-form even though they been around for literally hundreds of years while movies have not even been around a century yet? The suspense, tension building and action are all there in text if the writing is good you fucking cuck. You know that comment argument about most adaptations that the book was better? That’s because 90% of the time its fucking true. There are just things that can not be relayed properly when translating it to film and certain important aspect are bound to get lost in translation. You just lack the imagination that you need music and visuals to tell you when to feel certain things like a true fucking brainlet faggit.

This ones on page 9

That heroic sacrifice to live as the NK doesn't fly when he could just hold still to get stabbystabbed

AV fag here.
I want you guys to know the problems people had with the video quality had little to do with HBO or other streaming services. Dish Network and various cable services DO have low quality streams that compress shadow detail into oblivion.

However, even in the Amazon derived video stream, which is usually one of the best versions you can get other than a blu-ray there are still massive issues with banding and posterization.

Posterization occurs when levels are set incorrectly in video processing to where one point on a gamma curve is set to a higher luma level than another point to the right of it on the curve. This is often seen in a backwards S shape or an M shape. This creates hazy, low contrast video and a loss of detail.

Additionally, the banding seen in the video is something that often happens when two different effects are used to adjust the brightness level resulting in an uneven multiplier in the gray scale, resulting in excessive banding.

Whoever has done post-processing on this episode and other GOT episodes in the past is a hack. They do not know what they are doing.

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