Gave coworker crush a usb with films

What movies?

So-so what should I do?

I offered the usb on Friday, and then she actually asked me for it at work first thing on Monday

You fucked up by thinking women like movies or understand them. Women are fucking retarded, and their intellects stop developing at about 15 or 16 years old.

I doubt she wanted to watch it with me

What should I do now then?

The thing was one of them

just keep asking her about it everyday.

Women arent human.
You'll have objectively better results treating every single female in your life like the dirt on the bottom of your shoe. The ratio of those that are interested vs those that ignore you/tell you to fuck off will be in your favor.

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OP, you probably gave her some movies that are too "difficult" for a casual movie-watcher, which is what your co-worker is no matter how much she might insist she is into art films or whatever.

>giving her a flash drive instead of asking her out to watch a movie
You fucked up, OP.

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How do you know? You never asked, beta bitch. Now get on your knees, wyboy.

This

Giving USB of anything is middle school shit from 07 Jesus Christ

Girls today know how VPNs and file mirroring works. Get a Dropbox or mega account faggot

SHE PROBABLY HAS NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH IT

>HOW DO I PLAY THIS ON MY NETFLIX?

protip: never expect someone to like the things you like, and you'll never be disappointed. you'll only be surprised and happy in the rare case that they indulge in your interests on their own.

the moment you say
>hey, watch this funny video
>listen to this song
>read this book
>watch this movie
you're putting an expectation on the other person that reeks of neediness and approval. people are turned off by this, and will be turned off by whatever you're suggesting they do, and grow to dislike the thing you like before they can even give it a chance.

just talk about the things you like. don't force it on anyone. especially a girl you're trying to fuck. just lmao

She's 100% getting railed right now while your "films" play in the background. They might even be having a laugh at you calling them films lmao

I have a female coworker who keeps pirating movies for me. I thought she was just being nice, now you got me worried she likes me. I'm not ready to leave the closet.

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Maybe you included Bad Boy Bubby and she's scarred?

Ask for your shit back at least.

Kike detected, disregard Shlomo OP

I gave her really accessible movies tbqh

But she is somewhat of a casual movie watcher. She mentioned liking a couple of Japanese movies on Netflix. They were Korean

Problem is, there aren't any movies I want to see in theatres. And I highly doubt she wanted me to ask her out. She actually has many better looking, tall, male coworkers that she talks with often

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Shouldn't have included Nekromantik 2. Ya dun goofed, OP.

Keep posting user. This is amazing.

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>And I highly doubt she wanted me to ask her out. She actually has many better looking, tall, male coworkers that she talks with often

I cant imagine going through life like this lmfao

kill yourself

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Work on that self image, OP. You don't necessarily need to ask her out on a movie date if you think that's too forward, but nowadays there's plenty of options to stream online. Could've made a room on rabb.it or something, to stream and text while she watches it. Gotta lead the way.

1.) Nice dubs
2.) Everyone is bustin' your balls for not asking her out on a date but you didn't really explain the context of giving her the thumb drive?
3.) You probably are a massively autistic permavirgin wizard but I'd like to give you the benefit of the doubt

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Thanks for making me smile user this shit was lit af

She doesn't want to consort with criminal scumbags, hopefully she alerted the authorities.

Jesus OP, this is why you'll stay an incel. Just ask her out you beta shit ass cunt motherfucker.

I am keeping this thread open for the same reason I slow down when passing a wreck

>give coworker crush a usb with films
>come home and notice the usb is still plugged into my PC
>accidentally gave her my cunny USB
Brehs what do i do?!

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DONT WORRY GIRLS HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH "A USB"

NOOOO why would you do that

bro shes never going to watch that

Already got it back

W-why

>self image
It is a problem I have, but trying to be realistic. She has many friends

We were giving each other movie recommendations. I mentioned that my recommendations aren't on Netflix, so offered the drive. But she actually asked for the drive the next day, even though I didn't bring it up again

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Ask her for a nude Tayne

>Amerifats unironically think USB means the same as a flashdrive

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"Being realistic" is recognizing women are subhuman and that as the man, you are the prize, not her.
When you can get almost any woman you want you start to see very disturbing repeating patterns in their behavior that begins to make you question how "human" they actually are. That is undeniable. I started noticing it at a really early age, and eventually getting women was like watching the same movie again and again. They all were attracted to the same thing and relationships with them all unfolded in broad strokes identically. Women are a lot more like dolphins, chimpanzees, intelligent birds, or well scripted basic A.I. than they are what we traditionally believe to be "human." You shouldn't hate them though because at the end of the day you didn't design them, killing them won't fix them, and you're not an all-seeing all-knowing God so deciding that they need to be fixed in the first place isn't your call to make. You just accept that a lot of what you were told about romantic love and women being equals is just bullshit and you treat them like exotic pets. You wouldn't have a conversation with your dog and expect it to provide you with meaningful and life affirming insight that you can trust and the same is true for women.

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tell her it's at your place, and come watch it there. then ask your mom and dad to go to the movies that night so you could be alone in the basement with her.

>middle school shit from 07
>mfw i was already in grad school in 07

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this sounds like a good idea and it's low-commitment too if OP is worried about being too direct or if he simply just wants to be friends.

This, all of it.

I hope you don't need that USB back because you're not getting it.

is really true though? people recommend shit to me all the time and i never think less of them for it even when i check it out and don't like it or never check it out at all. it only really becomes annoying if they constantly keep hounding you about it or act weird if you don't like it.

Are you 35?

>Share a Dropbox with a girl
Yeah surely this will get you laid

>gave coworker crush a usb with films

it doesn't matter, i fell for the stem phd meme and all that remains is darkness

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God this reminds me so much of one time in college when a girl I knew was about to come back from a semester abroad, and emailed me about feeling "lost" (clearly wanting me to hit her up when she got back) and I recommended her a fucking hermetic spirituality book I was really liking at the the time.

LMAO. Don't feel so bad though OP, you gotta crater yourself a few times to learn the ropes, and even when you are beyond that concern, never lose the confidence to crater in front of women because that just means you trust yourself.

Good luck fella. You could still potentially salvage this if she ever bring up movies or the usb stick again, just suggest you catch a movie together sometime.

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>ayyyy bby into my ftp server right quick

I’m 30 and have 4 kids married and live off the government I have a bachelors degree and am being a NEET welcome to hell

>Feels like she isn't even interested in me anymore. Used to be much more positive and friendly around me
How long ago was it that you gave her this flashdrive exactly?
>I offered the usb on Friday, and then she actually asked me for it at work first thing on Monday
So literally it's been one day and you're freaking out? Couldn't you be reading too much into this? She might have had a bad day
and not been in the mood to talk.

Pretty good advice

>recommended her a fucking hermetic spirituality book

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>W-why
*Wh-why
retard

She probably just feels guilty about not watching my of your movies yet. Its no big deal bro, getting caught up on petty things like this will make you go full soi

Already got it back

>tfw she's been really distant
>go for coffee with her and coworker
>she talks to the other guy the entire time
>tfw absolutely no social skills

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>i feel lost
>babe you should practice alchemy and understand the relationship between knowledge the birth of evil
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stop obsessing over shit like this

OP years from now you will wake up screaming when you think about how you fucking blew it

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you mean being realistic?

You sound like a creep. She is right to avoid you. You're a fucking loser.

It's been a month. That was more about how I didn't try to force the usb stick on her, she wanted it partially by asking me for it

She did have technical issues with one of the movies, maybe she had issues with the others too

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hahaha dude fucking forget it find another girl lmfao

Which part makes me sound like a creep?

Hopefully not

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Spoken like a true npc. You get it, man

where do you work that allows prepubescent children to work?

>a month since then
It's over bucko.

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HAHAHHAAH I know, it was fucking retarded. Looking back I can only imagine how utterly pussy-drying and weird she must have thought my response email was. Oh well, you gotta learn somehow.

>She did have technical issues with one of the movies
sounds like she's not worth the trouble

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Live and learn.

You don't stare movies like a mix tape with a girl you like, you watch them together.

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honestly i would probably respond with something dumb too. it mildly frustrates me when you are unsure if being direct is the right move or not.

>OP forgot to delete the trap porn folder he had on the USB

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Ask her out to a real movie user, the the tall chads, maybe she’s into ugly manlets

5 star post

Damn

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OP we’re going to need a complete list of the movies u gave her

Yep. It's just how men and women approach issues generally. A man is going to try to offer a solution when what they really want is for you to spend time with them.

Shut it savage. Flash drives are for poor third world faggots. Here in the US we are rich enough to own USB sticks.

here's the actual power rankings of what you should call them

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>"Oh yeah, I had to call my dad to help walk me through it, but he said encryption wasnt normal so he'd send one of his friends that works in the FBI to comeover and open it up on his lunch break."
*__* mother of god, do you know what you have done?!

lmao is that a /g/ meme image?

The part where you make a weird offer of a USB stick full of movies instead of asking to Netflix and chill.

Ah I get it now everyone itt is just pretending like they have any idea what they're talking about

>Feels like she isn't even interested in me anymore.
Let me guess, you're white, enjoy anime, tendies and have pale white skin from lack of exposure to the sun.

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poor excuse

this. i love my gf a ton but shes still just a woman

>Hey babe, we could like hangout and watch movies but I got a better idea.
>Why don't you take this thumb drive of movies and stick it up your ass instead.
What's the problem here?

let me guess, you're a nigger, enjoy dicks, drugs and have bright pink hair from lack of exposure to testosterone

>trying to hook up with a coworker
playing with fire tbqh unless you work a mcdonalds tier job

you've been what we call "filtered." basically, you're a pleb and you've been filtered from the gene pool thankfully

listen to this guy

>she actually read the book and got interested
>used her newfound powers for evil
>user, upon realizing his mistake must take responsibility by training an apprentice to vanquish her
>user dies in the middle of the apprentice's training arc so he has to finish the hero's journey without a mentor
would be kino

Find common ground through your waifus instead; she probably follows them on instagram.

I've seen a thread like this before just worded differently. OP is baiting.

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mistake #1: taking a woman literally
whenever a woman asks ANYTHING of you she actually wants something else

Because you’re so gay that you try to anime stutter when you type. Never gonna make it.

Disregard every bit of advice your getting in this thread. You have to ignore the practical or the pragmatic and basically function on the will of holy magic. People are really gay in this thread and weak willed especially the guy above me, you need to be like Ron Livingston in Office Space AFTER he got the hypnosis, then he goes on to bang Jennifer Lawrence’s character (symbolic representation of the gnostic deity Sophia). Basically just watch Nazarin (1958) and act how he acts

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STOP NORMIESPLAINING TO OP

If you're a high-functioning 2/10 incel you know very well everyone just interacts with you out of pity. The girl was just entertaining OP's bullshit to look good around the office and it's not like OP can just block these attempts of pity-interaction because he respects himself without sending off mad negative vibes and getting fired.

You did what you were supposed to do user, don't bring it up anymore. Next time refrain from offering anything, showing excitement for anything, or commenting in-depth about anything that's not work related. You gotta keep your dignity.

you give a girl a usb with films months, months after you've been going together. c'mon, op.

I can guarantee this is not true.

Yea, I'm sure there are entire industries around cat ladies in pjs drinking bottles of wine because they are all social butterflies. You're a fucking idiot

Downloaded movies aren't valuable to anybody but idiots. Even if a girl doesn't know how to torrent or find the proper codec, she doesn't give a shit. She literally thinks a 10gb mkv is just a mouse click and 10s to download. On top of that, her Facebook shit box probably us trying to use WMP to open the files or whatever took over permissions after she tried to open BBCwontfit.mp4.

>giving a girl a usb stick with films
jesus christ who actually does this

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Move on.

Its been formatted to fat32 and sold for a couple pills.

Pretty true.

I feel like punching myself when forcing a fake smile for some inane so fanny facebook bullshit. Even worse is when the video is 10 Mina long. Subjecting myself to a minute and then looking for a high point to say "haha better get back to sort, spend me a link". Then I have to go back to work and I still have 10mins left on my break

>JUST SSH INTO MY SEEDBOX SLUT
DO WHAT?

NO GIRL KNOWS WHAT TO DO WITH A USB FULL OF MKV FILES
H-HOW DOES THIS CONNECT TO MY IPHONE?

>"haha better get back to sort, spend me a link"

Dude, do you actually say that?

REALISTIC AND RELEVANT TO OP'S PIC.

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...y-Yes!

>Having a crush
There's your problem. Women hate it when you express your feelings to them.

>I offered the usb on Friday, and then she actually asked me for it at work first thing on Monday

Because the normie Chad she's dating told her to get it, and because she wants to fuck him, she's more than happy to use you for your movies. Now that she has what she wants from you, you are now useless in her eyes.

I just stopped pretending to find things amusing, if someone shows me something and I have no interest in it I'll tell them

OP here
This actually makes sense. Fuck. ;_;

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Note to self: be more taciturn/tsundere

>That girl probably went into bios computer wizard style and recreated all the files that had ever been on that drive.

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You're saying people interact with me out of pity and I should assume this and not talk to anyone about anything not work related?

But how do I become friends with or date coworkers

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>Any movies that can help with this?
the 40 year old virgin

Just find someone less attractive than you

You mean recuva?

>BIOS

Casual plebs.......

I hate to break it to you, but if she hasn't said anything after a day, she's not interested. Sorry, but the sooner you accept this, the sooner you will be able to put yourself in a position to achieve happiness. Good luck in the future.

they watch reality tv and sitcoms

test

High test. You can smell it.

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Fucking hell, are you 15? Why not just make a mix tape while you're at it?

OP rekt

>I gave her really accessible movies tbqh
Just fucking say which movies. I'll have to assume the whole thread is bait until you do.

Give her Irreversible.

Doubt she knows what a usb is or how to use one.

"Hey, you watched any of the movies?"

"Hey you wanna watch a movie together?"
or move on

thats your only two options and grow some balls OP

This

If a woman can't put it on social media, they don't want to do it.