>"Hey Peter Parker, you got something for me?"
How come everyone is acting like she says this flirtatiously? Am I just autistic and can't pick up on that, because to me it sounds like she's just being friendly. How come everyone is acting like they are jizzing 30ft geysers of cum to this scene?
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When you say everyone, who do you mean? She looks like a stuck up dyke nothing flirtatious about it.
It's very flirtatious but in the way your mom's girl friends would flirt with you.
or your wine aunt
This is such a comfy feeling
I liked the short hair.
>When you say everyone, who do you mean? She looks like a stuck up dyke nothing flirtatious about it.
This board has been losing its mind. There are a few contrarians like you, but most found it sexy apparently.
>am i autistic
yes, the majority of posters here are stupid fucks with autism.
You know what, 100% this. I was trying to think of a way to convey it. It's just like those innocuous flirts
I found Brie super sexy when she said that line, that I actually popped a boner. My GF noticed it right away because it was twitching and started to jerk me off. I eventually came at the scene where Steve Rogers handed the title to Falcon. There was something almost symbolic about it, an old white male from the 40's who realizes that his time is up and its time for the black bull to take the mantel and usher in a new age of equality where the black man is the superior man. I just couldn't hold on any longer after that scene and blew my load all over the bald white guy in front of me.
>Larson looks gross in Captain Marvel
>Larson looks gross in real life
>Larson doesn't look gross in Endgame and even looks better with the dyke haircut
Based Russos. How do those lads do it?
To understand those threads you have to understand the mind of the mysterious WAIFUFAG
Once a waifufag falls for a girl (and for a waifufag about any girl will do...ANY...real or imagined) any interaction of that character becomes sexual. Any character or writing flaws wash away. All he wants is to imagine such a woman would actually give him the time of day.
This. Yea Forums can relate because it’s the only flirting they’ve received in their lives.
it gave me a halfsie
It's Disney shills trying to market the movie.
Do we really need three billion threads about this scene?
So Peter is gonna fap to marvel later while she is "unaware" but totally laughing at the prospect of it?
Hot
Yes. Yea Forums is a capeshit and Game of Thrones board for at least another 3-4 weeks.
>hey spidey wanna /ss/
What did she mean by this?
I just can't get enough of Brie, dump the cutest and hottest pics you have. I would volunteer to spend 7,000 years being flayed alive in the lowest hell if it meant I could get one blowjob from Brie at the end.
Just create a Brie general already, please. Please.
it was sexy especially if you like older girls
peter parker is a bumbling pussy ass white boy spiderman based uh uh hehe eehe hi hi miss marvel :33 im peter parker the pussy spiderman twink :3
Any feet pics?
true american
This can also just be a Brie General. Too lazy to make another thread.
Yea Forums is into femdom so a stuck up dyke is right up their clacker.
>yes, here you go. thanks for letting me use your ass padding
It sounded more big sisterly to me
who is this 12 year old boy in photo
Good luck coping especially 3 months into the future, when the Endgame Blurays or any of the movies this month, gets released
It's said in an endearing tone. She recognizes his spirit and strength and is sort of tipping her proverbial fedora to him.
She sounds condescending and belittling, which is sexy as fuck.
Again this shill thread?
>Cap Marvel then arranges a rape party where all female Avengers run train on Peter
>"Hey kid, wanna /ss/?"
>tfw she will never forcibly feminize you
Brozers....
Waiting for a better version of this.
what the fuck are you implying??? my moms friends dont know i jack it to them do they? fuck me, does my mom know????? im seriously hyperventilating right now wtf
Of course they know, all women know.
Just saw the film today and this is perfect.
it is perfect
ive been here since i sure hope you guys dont do this was turned to ishygddt and i still dont know what /ss/ or ara ara mean
"ara ara" is the sound older Japanese women make in pornos starring older japanese women who lust after young boys. ss stands for 'straight shota,' where 'shota' refers to a young boy, and 'straight' just means the young boy is being fucked by a woman, usually one much older than he is.
ara ara also has a more general use where it's just the english equivalent of "oh my~" but used by an older woman. My bad. It isn't strictly related to porn, but around here it might as well be.
thanks anons. it all makes sense now
what about NTR
ntr is netorare, a japanese term basically denoting the cuckhold fetish. It usually has a strong emphasis on being cheated on, watching your love fuck another person, and watching your lover say they're better than you in bed.
oh no NOno noNO NO NO NO NO N OL
thanks user. im learning a lot today
Stop watching porn.
I went to a friend's birthday party when I was back in 8th fucking grade and his female cousin, who was 25, flirted with me in exactly this sort of way but went further and had me sit on her lap and told me I was hot and smart, since I wasn't into wrestling like the "dumb boys" at the party. It was never raunchy or anything, but she was a sorority girl dressed in slutty clothes too. I still can't get over how hot it was. Did anyone else have older women flirt with them as teens?
Despite admitting I found it hot personally, I admit it is a bit morally wrong though, right? If you reverse the gender roles, Captain Marvel might be facing a case.
this hit me a little hard tonight
"Bitches love Spider-man" has been a meme for over 10 years.
Having CM talk that way to Spidey was Kevin Feige/Russo putting the meme in the movie without literally saying it.
The scene was literally "All us girls love you, Spidey, we are gonna help you out."
>flirtatiously
who ever thinks this, is a fucking moron....
>Spider-man, shitting his pants, trying to protect the Infinity Gaunlet.
>Captain Mary-Sue, stands above him (literally and metaphorically), looking down on him, smirking.
>"Hey Peter Parker, you got something for me?"
>In other words, pass up the glove to me you weak little manlet, and I'll use my Mary-Sue-ness to keep the glove away from Thanos for another minute.
>"COME MY FELLOW VAGINAS!, HEED MY CALL! ALL WOMEN UNITE!"
...then we have a feminist propaganda piece with all the female superheroes banding together.
it made me pee pee tingle tho
It's fanservice. They do it in all of thesebig actions scenes in all of the Avengers movies. If you're going to whine they contrived a reason for all the women to team up for 1 minute, you should also be upset they contrived the three Iron Man suit character to team up for a scene, or the Captain america shield toss between falcon, WS and cap in Civil War, or the Beam Team-Up in Age of Ultron
dumb nigger
Wanna know what hits men hard but no one acknowledges? Balding. Girls will chose a 5'4" chubby guy with hair over a 6'4" buff bald guy.
I went bald around 30. Only now has my my confidence recovered 2 years later, but it comes with accepting you have to develop extra personality (which is difficult) to make up for the baldness, and even then some girls just straight refuse to date bald guys. Period.
Baldness
kek half the normies in my theater said oooh or something like that.
whether it was intentionaly or not it came off as flirty, and I'll bet brie larson wants some of that teenage meat irl.
Based
>Baldness is the ultimate death blow for a Chad.
Only for fake chads
You're mistaking opinions you read on Yea Forums about her real life personality with the character.
he's clearly not bald you retard.
he has a #1 buzz. hairline completely in tact.
Because all girls would want a piece of Henry Cavill as he would be without Propecia and plugs.
A high-grade chad is able to work around it, no doubt. Agreed there. But it is a huge fucking uphill battle. Also, that guy has a full head of hair just buzzed close, which women love.
Forgot pic.
EVERYONE HATES HER
ONLY THE RACOON CHEERS WHEN SHE MARYSUES THE SHIP
Anyone else notice how immediately after this exchange concludes that Carol stares a fucking death hole in Peter? It's like Brie hyper focused onto him like a lizard. It was weird.
How old are you now? How old were you when it started?
I'm 33, noticed it at 25 but only because a hairdresser with experience could tell it was starting. Otherwise, probably wouldn't have noticed until 28 maybe. It's not super fast.
he has a receding hairline
I got something black bulls for you cap
If her one kink was being into /ss/, she might be redeemable.
I felt compelled to respond to this post because I started balding at age 23 and was so thin I had to buzz with no guard by 27.
This is for my fellow bald guys. This is the ultimate baldpill. You ready?
Women literally do not give a fuck if you're bald as long as you:
1. Keep it neat and clean. No george costanza shit.
2. Are tall. This is the ultimate get out of jail free card. Women most often don't give a fuck about anything else if you are tall and masculine (meaning not a string bean lanklet)
3. Are confident, interesting, funny, or all 3. Yes, you have to compensate. Boo hoo, that's life. I didn't nab my hot wife by crying about how I was bald. I got her because I made her laugh and am fun and exciting to be around.
4. Simply have a good head/facial structure. Another user posted that pic of the prison model. Women don't care if you're bald if you're hot.
There's some video I found on YouTube years ago, a young bald guy walks down the street and interviews dozens of women in NYC, black, white, Mexican, hot, plain, ugly, you name it. Literally no women said that a guy being bald is deal breaker for them unless the hair they have left looks nasty and unkempt. And that's the rub. Buzz it down to the appropriate level for your norwood stage, keep it clean and go out there without giving it a second thought. My father gave me the best advice I've ever heard: Women want a guy who can take care of their shit. Confidence is attractive. Being a sorry sack of shit is not.
I'm only a minute in and this is surprisingly good. Here we go.
The haircut makes me diamonds. I would fap to her but I know she has Crypt Keeper feet
GUYS WATCH OUT ITS A PEDO!!!
>tfw your big sister Captain Marvel will never throw you in a headlock in front of her superhero friends.
WHY. EVEN. LIVE.
>Thank god I have enough to afford a hair transplant, just waiting for it to slow down before getting it.
Joe Rogan was in the same situation with his balding and decided to get transplants because he was still getting acting roles. He said it was a horrible decision because, Im trying to remember the way he put it on his podcast "It was like moving people into a dead town". It becomes a situation of you only have so much donor hair, and unless you are just filling in some thinning areas, the transplants will never really fill things in to a point where it doesnt look obvious, and you will continue to bald past that point too.
Cheers mate, wanted you to know someone's reading your blogpost
go to bed, Andre.
I dumped porn ages ago for these audios lel
What the fuck am I listening to? It would be better if she actuay sounded like CM
I swear that bitch's agents are paying ppl to post
how the fuck can anyone think that stuck up dyke is attractive?
Must be the S o y talking lol
Why doesn't like dom girls. You faggots don't want to be stepped by daddy...mommy Larson
s o y
b o y
s o y
b o y
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We do though. Look at the thousands tsundere Brie threads every day.
lol look at the onions downvoting the lad lol
Don't worry, their Peter is going to be gay anyway.
Woah dude! Joe Rogan! Coooool!!!
Gtfo faggot
>tfw no mommy dominatrix
no wonder you beta whites love her so much
she comes with her own black bull for you to prep.
Why didn’t she put on the gauntlet?
She’s clearly strong enough to wield it without being killed
This fucking thread is embarrassing, OP is DEFINITELY a fucking redditer and Brie "trench foot" Larson is disgusting.
>Carol puts on the gauntlet
>Kills 50% of life except it's all the men
Great idea, fuckboy.
it fucked up the hulk and his whole shtick was gamma radiation
plus she probably just wanted to show off
Reminder that you can summarize the plot of Endgame with a YTMND meme from 2006:
>WANTED: Someone to go b𝐚ck in time with me. This is not 𝐚 joke. You'll get p𝐚id 𝐚fter we get b𝐚ck. Must bring your own we𝐚pons. S𝐚fety not gu𝐚r𝐚nteed. I h𝐚ve only done this once before.
>"Hey Peter Parky, you got something for me?"
did anyone screencap the captain marvel JOI posts from yesterday? they were fucking hilarious
I honestly really loved her in the movie.
Is it degenerate to fantasize about being jerked off and pegged at the same time by Brie Larson in Captain Marvel cosplay?
> 5 cents has been deposited in your account,
>Kills 50% of life except it's all the men
Except Peter Parker, she wants something from him.
What if Russos made her a jerk on purpose? Stark and Quill were jerks, why can't a female avenger be a cunt?
this post is entirely wrong and your balding has severely affected rational thinking
It's a gauntlet, not pic related
Me
Yeah, she wants his perfect ass switched with hers
because RDJ and crisp rat are funny
>, why can't a female avenger be a cunt?
because the actress is unlikeable.
Moma (or whatever her name is, I'm due a rewatch) from Dredd was a "female cunt" and I absolutely adored her and her character.
If only he said, "My Cock."
If she's going to be a cunt she could at least explain what the fuck she's doing is more important than providing overwatch on the time travel stone expedition.
At this point I am very much convinced that everyone here is actually a Briefag in disguise, saying shit about her on purpose just to make threads about her.
Frelken planet got a shortage of catnip
Flerken, user.
Like I give a fuck