No other character was raped as hard as Mance by D&D
/got/ general
/got/
What about Euron you fag
SAVE ME AAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
This is your final boss now.
I used to be a showfag like you. Then I took a subversion to the expectations.
As shit as this season turned out, I'm at least glad they respected Melisandre's character to the very end. Her dialogue never descended to the level of Tyrion (and it was actually pretty good all things considered), and her death had actual weight to it. Kind of wish it had shown her to be totally confident when she was lighting the trenches though.
Imagine the smell
right before i brought the dagger down he shouted
>WAIT! WAIT!
they don't write that part in the prophecies, about how they all shit themselves. he coulda lingered on the edge of the battle with all the other smart white walkers. and today, his ice queen would be making him miserable, his wights would be ingrates, and he'd be waking up three times in the middle of winter to steal a baby
>WINE!
>still no video
he's killed himself hasn't he
shit ass
from your pic I thought we were getting a Kingkiller Chronicle adaptation
>Caring about show GoT post-2013
Have you considered having sex?
>kills your dragons
Does anyone have the chart of who's going to die and the reasons, the last row has fucked stamped on it
SHAME
*ding*
*ding*
>Yea Forumss face when an epic gamer girl did what Jon Incel couldn’t
Reminder that D&D are basically calling Sam brienne left hand Jaime pod tormund Jon Arya Dany Jorah and Theon better swordsmen than Barristan, because they all survived bullshit 50v1 situations for an hour (against relentless dead men) while Barristan died to 7 aristocrat sand niggers in robes and daggers to his longsword and plate armor
For all my Meerabros. Here's some stuff from the books.
>Meera led the way back up the hill, jabbing at the wights when they came near. The things could not be hurt, but they were slow and clumsy. “Hodor,” Hodor said with every step. “Hodor, hodor.” He wondered what Meera would think if he should suddenly tell her that he loved her.
Yeah I couldn’t decide between one of these four photos so I posted them all lol.
>imagine allowing your existential ice lich king get ez’d by one spunky girl so that you could focus the next three and a half hours on the main cast taking down her
What was your face like at this exact moment?
Ep. 3 should have been GoT's Wraithgate. They should have lost this battle.
>kills the mountain
Fuck man delete this :(
>eera began to cry. Bran hated being crippled then. “Don’t cry,” he said. He wanted to put his arms around her, hold her tight the way his mother used to hold him back at Winterfell when he’d hurt himself. She was right there, only a few feet from him, but so far out of reach it might have been a hundred leagues.
Hi /GoT/
>dragonfire proof
>useless against valyrian steel
Wrap the ballistas in NK armor and shoot those lizards down
I’m ootl, who is Preston and how do I YouTube him?
FUCK OFF
>there are people in this thread who have never done wrathgate quest line
there is only one true king in this thread
King Gendry and Queen Arya confirmed.
>waking up three times in the winter to steal a baby
HEARTY KEK
>re-watching GoT
>in season 4, right before the whole show went to shit
Fuck no, why can't it just always be this way, lads? I want more Littlefinger plots and Tywin in general.
>Hound talks about wanting to finally beat Mountain, but not being able to
>Arya asks if he's up for some "dancing lessons"
>training montage
>Cleganebowl
>Hound about to be beaten
>Does dagger dropping trick, except he's strong enough to do it with his sword
>Mountain=dead for good
>Hound looks at Arya, smiles
>Arya looks at camera, smirks, then winks
>fade to black
>And who... Are you...
fin
Damn, D&D raped Selmy way harder than Mance
*wiggle wiggle*
>I was too poor to ever get into WoW
I missed some of the greatest gaming moments with the maddest of lads, didn’t I?
It made sense when Beast did it
It's the editing that was so shit. They turned a typical last stand, fight to death moment into half of the battle. That shit is for the very last minute
cleganebowl
just stop
>best move I ever saw
Was it as good as LIKE CARVING A CAKE?
Imagine if Cersei was cast properly, like pic related.
>tfw grey worm didn't save you
>sips some wine
yup, kingswood outlaws were some good swordsmen.
Even now I could carve through this post easier than carving a cake.
Never
My expectations would be very subverted
>WAIT I JUST CAME TO DELIVER A PIZ-
At this point the only thing I care about is Sam and Dany dying, Sam for being so fucking useless this episode and somehow surviving, but my gut feeling says he won’t because that’s probably the one character D&D told them not to kill under any circumstance
Meera is best girl, just reminding everyone.
If you are living in Westeros, how are you NOT serving the lord of light by now?
>the seven revealed to be the Catholicism expy, rife with corruption from trying to wiggle into the government
>the old tree gods have legit power but it only amounts to DVR recordings for bran to watch in battle
>meanwhile the red God has badass shadow magic
>get revived whenever you want
>get to see the future
>get to fuck melly sanders maybe
>not to mention your FREE flaming sword
Why would you choose any other religion?
>Literally teleports behind you
BRAVO DAVID
my dad walked out of the room
she was cast properly, she was just given shittier and shittier scripts starting with season 5
Press F to show him respect NOW
I honestly would have preferred it if the others where a completely different race, not made by the CoTF. Maybe when we could have a white walker resent the night king and help beat him or something. then take the other WW and wights back to the land of always winter
Macho Man Savage Randy was right.
Should take the fat cunt on a hunt.
Literally dropped.
Why even watch the rest of the season.
cringy faggot in the books, ok retard in the show
KINO
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPs on dany’s corpse*
You guys don’t even realize how bad normies are
My ex girlfriend asked me why Catelyn reacted so hard to the song they were playing at the red wedding
That’s who the show is for guys
>literally meant to be a blonde trophy wife turned seductress ice queen
>we got a misunderstood mother with a blonde wig who gets away with anything she does
sure thing dabid, you really did nail it
bran's mark will consume him once he gets to king's landing with the crew
the visions of king's landing in snow and the throne room in snow will come true
bran will be the big bad in the end
jon will kill dany to become azor ahai
people will be praising dnd as subversion gods in 3 weeks time
>he fell for the le epic old man meme
Barristan literally wasnt good at it anymore he was old and arthritic as fuck. You got memed and subverted on hard by Gurm AND D&D
Old Gods have the tree internet with unlimited free porn
legendary series of posts
bait
must've had a dumb grin on my face, i only came back to watch this shitshow fall apart and this was exactly the sort of nonsense i expected
>In an episode that featured so many other iconic character arcs, the quick elimination of the largest groups of brown people in a show that has struggled with non-white representation feels like a massive missed opportunity. The Dothraki and Unsullied are the beating, bloody heart of Daenerys’ journey to the throne and presented a complex issue in her conqueror’s narrative as she prepared to retake her homeland with backup gathered largely overseas. Giving them such an unceremonious exit suggests these people and their seasons-long storylines are utterly disposable to the larger, whiter story.
Well Yea Forums? What do you have to say for yourselves? How do you incels defend THIS?
Oh fuck is that really him turned into a eight? Goddamn nice
Does anyone here actually talk about Game of Thrones ?
shit I didn't know
F
So fucking hot
Love Meera
He's entertaining but inherently feels like a fanfic character
He's way worse in the show but the base wasn't that deep
game of reddit
Am I the only one that thinks meera is wifey material?
help a brother out
can anyone explain me how did arya manage to sneak past all the guards and get behind the night king? I still don't get it
Am I the only one who noticed Gilly’s double chin and chubby cheeks these last episodes?
>le mutes le kraken le wine le king
>not even one samefagging post
I miss verticles that was peak Yea Forums kino
How would he have dealt with the Night King?
how the fuck were showfags supposed to know it's a Lannister song
To be far that is not that bad.
It is way worse people saying the Azor Ahai thing is never mentioned in the series, and Arya killing NK was planned because of some throw-away line in like season 3.
And not the main prophecy that everyone talks about(including Melisandre)
why would Melisandre resurrect Jon, burn Stannis's daughter, if she knew Arya was going to kill NK anyway.
lmao @ shireen getting burned alive for nothing
>can anyone explain me how did arya
learn to speak English first
oof
the best explanation i found was that the path the white walker officers cleared was left open, and because arya is so sneaky they didn't hear her until she jumped. it's why the wind blows past the one guys hair and he turns but it's already too late
Fuck Dany
Fuck Unsullied
Fuck Dothraki
And Fuck Dragons
You know this post has nothing to do with the people who watch this show and everything to do with the fact that you miss and/or resent your ex right?
This show has lost it's balls. No A tier character died.
>The Eternal Soldier
>Dolorous Edd
>gone
STOP THIS MADNESS
what mistake did I commit there?
More Troicake, your Night Grace?
>Expecting good battle scenes out from D&D
It's like they didn't even watch the other seasons
What happened to her? Did Bran's autism make her kill herself?
>Caring about a bunch of horsefucking rapists and pillagers, just because they're brown
>no A tier character died
>A tier character
>died
wrong sir, wrong
Pre or post Faith militant ?
Bronn sings it with a bunch of Lannister soldiers before Blackwater and the Lannister men ask him how he knows a Lannister song
Tyrion walks into the room whistling it at multiple points
How hard are normies going to seethe when the leaks are true and jon kills dany
That was actually really good
The shadow magic is because shes from Assahi not because of R'hllor
how comes no one talks about that? it's like the most important death in the whole show and it doesn't make clear sense
the show didn't botter explain how did it happen
>won a tournament at 57
Found the Gordon Ramsey who can take shit food and somehow make it edible.
>can anyone explain to me how Arya was able to
there we go
>No other character was raped as hard as Mance by D&D
What are the odds rains of castamere plays during the credits in one of the next 3 episodes?
>can anyone explain how arya
or
>can anyone explain to me how arya
Jesus user cut straight to the heart of it why don't you. Let him bask in some denial first
God her tits are shit. So miscast aesthetically. Unfortunately hot girls that are good at acting have been extinct for decades. Who else could've been cast for Cersei to make her and Nikolaj believable?
>“The secrets of the old gods,” said Jojen Reed. […] “Truths the First Men knew, forgotten now in Winterfell … but not in the wet wild. We live closer to the green in our bogs and crannogs, and we remember. Earth and water, soil and stone, oaks and elms and willows, they were here before us all and will still remain when we are gone.” “So will you,” said Meera. That made Bran sad. What if I don’t want to remain when you are gone? he almost asked, but he swallowed the words unspoken. He was almost a man grown, and he did not want Meera to think he was some weepy babe. “Maybe you could be greenseers too,” he said instead
>Last lord commander of the nightswatch
>last of the crows to hold his vows
>The wall broke before the watch did
Was Edd the unsung hero of the story
Yes he was
because the minute you try to explain it you can't and it falls through hands like sand. sorry user, it's just a bad scene that you can't really explain.
She's so perfect bros :')
I don't really know what I was expecting out of Sundays episode but what I got I didn't really like. It's just funny how a show that prides itself on killing characters people like didn't even kill one major character in the most hyped up battle of the show. I mean how did arya who had to sneak around so much and almost got caught by white walkers in the castle just somehow make it through that crowd of them to get close to the night king anyways?
The Dothraki literally rape and enslave people, but because they're brown they deserve better? lmao. I do feel bad for the unsullied tho. They really didn't have a choice at what they become. Sure dany free'd them, but how many of them really had no other option in life?
god i wish but i have given up hopes on any cool endings
I feel like jon is just going to kill dany for some dumbshit mad queen reason
>No other character was raped as hard as Mance by D&D
Also some Lannister soldiers sing it when Oberyn arrives at King's Landing.
>so fucking hot
Preston Jacobs
He makes retarded conspiracy theories about GoT and ASoIaF and posts videos about them.
There's nothing to explain. The whole fucking episode is so devoid of logic. Arya killing the NK, all the characters surviving 50 vs 1 zombie fights, the Dothraki suiciding, the complete lack of military strategy, Theon doing a Leeroy Jenkins, etc.
Proud to shitpost with you gents.
How the fuck was that Sansa edit done
you dont even know what your talking about
>sneak
She didn't sneak
She used some animu super speed technique, didn't you see the wind caused by her rushing in?
How come they didnt just take Bran and keep him on an Island so the NK is forced to show up without his army and kill him there?
>S1
>uses his armour to stop a swing at him and cuts the guy's face open
>S8
>gets a shitty rusty knife straight through the thickest part of his breastplate like it wasn't even there
I don't even know what's going on anymore
based dad
tfw it is literally how 7 seasons of setup end
>before Blackwater
You can't blame them for not remembering a song they heard for 10 seconds one year before the Red Wedding
That's long after the Red Wedding, which is what the guy's GF was confused about
This...
Who would win? Arya or the fookin' legend himself?
Not to mention it was the theme music for the lannisters all season.
>the Dothraki suiciding, the complete lack of military strategy,
Wasn't that move meant to divide the zombies into 2 groups?
Also, Bran should have spied on the zombie army before the attack and told them the were so fucking many of them and just try other delaying tactics
>all the mormonts are dead
and nothing of value was lost
999th and last Commander of the Nights Watch, Eddison Tollet was the fucking man to the end.
>Barry the Bold
This death still fucking infuriates me.
So is Bran behind everything then? He had his father killed, his family killed, and orchestrated everything that happened, just to save himself in the long run. He even made sure he got pushed out of the window. And used the New Gods to save the old.
she had literally the best script in season 5&6 where she could show the most range and acting
Literally better than the show.
>During the battle at Winterfell
>Bran wargs into the past just to see Meera again
Only way to save this series.
The truth? I was too embarrassed to admit it’s my wife
Would this show be Kino if the long night was just everyone dying except dany escaping on a dragon then the finale is Dany trying to reason with Cersei before the White Walkers get to King's Landing
God I want my cummies flooding her ovaries and penetrating her egg
It's a body double
Based.
i like everything about that, but the Jon kill Dany makes 0 fucking sense.
this chick has more claim to the Night King than Arya.
>character named Samwell
>pronounces it "Sam-well"
>not Samuel
Why do people do this? "Well" is pronounced "Uel" in proper English.
AHAHAHAHA
THEY DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE HER ITNO THIS SCENE SO THEY JUST GAVE HER LITERAL FUCKING SUPERPOWERS SHE'S NEVER DISPLAYED OR UTILIZED EVER BEFORE
Yeah if you swap Dany with Jon
>So is Bran behind everything then?
Yes, and he did it for the sex.
THE very first thing is does is watch Jamie and Cersie fuck. After that it's a life of watching rapes. It's all he wants to do.
No it has to be Dany so she can get locked up with Mama Snake
lmao what a retarded ass sword. glad they dropped this final fantasy looking shit in the later seasons. the show was pretty amateur back in S1
it's how the prophecy is fulfilled you doof
but it was great scene actually, this episodes has fantastic easthetics
Honestly , jorah should've been behead by based ned before the show even began for trading with slaves in westeros
literally see we would've been spared those awful fucking snow white movies too and just had Charlize play the character she did there and be pretty much book Cersei
Checked and true
>"Well" is pronounced "Uel" in proper English.
I don't know who convinced you of this but my god you must be gullibale.
>t.tywin
You're a fucking moron
THE SPIRIT OF RANDAL TARLY LIVES, TRUE SONS OF WESTEROS SHALL NEVER BEND THE KNEE TO FOREIGN HORDES
>Lights the trench
>Everyone stands around doing nothing
10,000 men firing 10 arrows each while the zombies are stood next to the fire doing nothing would have ended them.
>thinking "Ewell" is spelled "E-Well" not "E-Uel"
There's literally nothing wrong with selling poachers.
Arya fucked up. Three Eyed Raven is the true villain of the series whose purpose is to sow chaos across the realm and keep humanity in endless war that is the game of thrones. White Walkers and the Night King were red herrings, puppets rebelling against their creator trying to end the cycle but would have just perished if they had gotten to Bran and saved the world.
Bran will wargs into Jon Snow killing Daenerys who was still technically a good guy but 3ER is trying to sow chaos and turn humanity against each other, this is why he wants to reveal Jons parentage to the world and convince people Dany is the Mad Queen. He had been doing this kind of thing for thousands of years, turned the Mad King evil and filled Rhaegars head with visions of prophecy to start the previous war.
Tyrion figured all of this shit out after his conversation with Bran and tries to put a stop to it but is executed for betrying House Stark. Jon and House Stark will be the new ruling family at the end of this series but the third holy shit twist is we the audience will hate them as they will side with Bran believing Tyrion is lying and their brother is still in there when really he is just a vessel for the true evil and puppetmaster of the show. Kind of reminiscent of the Nights Watch recruit Ned beheaded in season 1 trying to warn them.
Some of this wont be explicitly stated but Long Night spinoff will dig deeper into the true origins of the Three Eyed Raven and the real Long Night. Explain how all these fake religions, legends and prophecies such as rhllor, great other and azor ahai were just created to incite conflict throughout history for Three Eyed Ravens agenda and the White Walkers as tragic figures.
All memes aside, what is the litmus test that separates /got/ posters from the normies at my work?
How did Cersei expect to win vs the dead had they not been deus ex’d?
She has no dragonglass and probably little to no fire, and literally 0 Valyrian blades, plus they told her the dead are ressurected, meaning she’d be fighting ~200k with her 20k + 3 undead dragons that she can do l I t e r a l l y nothing about
I bet they won’t even address this in the coming episodes, she won’t have prepared whatsoever for a white walker invasion
Azor Karl
but it need to make sense, otherwise it will botcher Jon and Daenerys character arcs for no reason, its shit writing.
Night King has hive mind with all white walkers/zombos, he saw Arya coming, similar to Theon he didn't care she was charging, he was going to catch and kill her. Literally everythign she did was planned by him until she dropped the knife., NK made a gamble and lost. Its retarded but thats how D&D wrote him because he's had a history in the show of showboating to major characters when he could have killed them
>that image
I lost my shit so hard in work I started wheezing at the end of my laughter. Bran edits are on tier to Bobby b posters man
No
Phantom menace was the most kino prequel
>/got/ posters
>work
That's all you need, user.
>arrow goes through fire
>vaporized
>they run out of arrows
dumb
Now that the rest of the show is guaranteed to be shit, what was your absolute favorite moment of the show?
For me, it was Jaime jumping into the bear pit to save Brienne
>Make one trench
>Make it 30 cm deep
>One fucking trench
I wanted the NK to win.
I absolutely love that, unironically it would redeem the show.
Nope. Three episodes left, the show is what it is. A complete and utter waste of potential, there's nothing going on behind the scenes especially nothing as complicated as this
This isn't even how you make a sword, well not a good one at least
Tyrion's dinner with Janos.
>we got a misunderstood mother with a blonde wig who gets away with anything she does
And how is any of that Lena's fault? What does this have to do with the casting? You're retarded.
Unironically this. I had been waiting fucking years to see it, and while the fighting was ridiculous and the dialogue was cut down I still can't help but love it. I knew that frog Howland Reed did SOMETHING to cheat.
I wish you were the writers, this was 1000x better than any of the bullshit they came up with
This is what I believe they’re trying to do in the books
However makes no sense in the show, they would’ve killed bran when he left the tree but they let him go south of the wall, there’s literally no way a teenaged girl would outrun undead in snow while dragging a 90 pound teenager in a big cart thing
>vapourised
dont be retarded. arrows travel too fast. they were already using fire arrows but for some reason they stopped.
hit them with spears instead.
I LITERALLY STOPPED THE EPISODE. i literally had to think if this is really going to fucking happen. and it did.
IS THAT WHAT EMPTY MEANS?!
Don't get your hopes up.
Really think about what you're saying here...
don't mind me just posting the cutest girl in GOT
Agreed. I suggested Charlize Theron in the car with my gf a few days ago.
well they still have time for this, and honestly if it would be like this then how Night King died would be justifed imo
>kingsguard still can't get over something that happened 20 years ago
the absolute state of seething targshits
they should have used dragon labour to make tons of trenches like in the flintstones.
>Making motherfucking Arthur Dayne a dual wielding fighter.
No. Just no.
When dany trolled astapor and burned it down. That was actually a good plot twist
what the fuck are you talking about it's a short post on Yea Forums you got damn retard he didn't write you a god damn script
insert how ever you want them to fight
she gets the throne
starts acting mad queen like her dad
wow cool there's your reasoning since you lack any wit to think for yourself
AAAAAARGH
SAVE ME GREY WORM
It's not really her fault that she was miscast, yeah.
>arrow goes through fire
>vaporized
That's not how fire works.
this
Imagine having her arc end with "i'm going home now, cya" and that's that.
no man, it's over unfortunately
Where the fuck did all these Meera posters come from all of a sudden? She’s beat girl and truly wife material so I’m not complaining, just wondering what gives
Stannis killed by a woman because he trusted a woman.
NK killed by a goblina.
Who the fuck should i even root for? Are D&D actually trying to convey a message now?
Don't be stupid incel.
Dany had to mourn the loss of one of her children by forcing her other 2 kids to watch her fuck their new dad.
And she looks like she could be related to NCW too, and I think we can agree he was one of the ones cast perfectly, alongside Charles Dance.
>she'll never pull your crippled body over miles of tundra while taking care of you and protecting you with her life
Why live?
She wasn't tho. You still haven't given a single reason why she was. You just have a weird crush on some shitty actress and are mad she didn't get to be Cersei. Fuck off, loser.
Is there an GoT character stronger than Arya Stark?
And I'm referring to Assassin Arya Stark with the blessings of R'hllor and Many-Faced God techniques (with the faceless men ability) equipped with her Needle and Gendry's spear and Valyrian dagger, a complete plot armor, with Queen's Elizabeth DNA implanted in her chest so she can perform 50 ft leap and dagger release ninjutsu as well as being extremely skilled in selling oyster and cleaning dead bodies.
I'm willing to bet it's a female and she won't be satisfied unless jon and dany run off together in the dothraki sea prancing along with flowers around them
dumb cunts
Hey, I support ALL Kingsguard. Not just the Targ ones, you damn frogposter.
I know, it's dumb as shit... Dawn was a huge fucking disappointment. Still though, I don't know why, I just love that scene.
Dude. What the fuck are you on about?
You sound ridiculous.
Unironically Hardhome.
>Jon and Tormund show up
>Some faggot Wildling tries to check up Tormund
>He just fucking bashes his head in right in front of everybody
>mfw
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Tormund used to be such a good character. Shame they reduced him to a joke. They even removed his dialogue about his sons dying.
literally no one thinks this
BOW YA SHITS
just one
Unironically still Ned's execution, also because of the way each character individually and collectively freaks out (except Joffrey, Ned, payne and Littlefinger - who slightly smiles- )
Shame the actress is a lesbian
Jaime redemption arc or seeing Mels tits
>Taking/keeping screencaps of your posts so you can remind people how hilarious you think your antics are
i think there's only really two of us and a few others that agree but arnt posting lol
i want reddit to leave
Not my absolute favorite, but an unsung thing is how badass Thorne suddenly looked/sounded during The Watchers on the Wall
Or the good guys will win and they all kive happily ever after
His monologue about his sons would’ve been so great to include but instead they used that 46 seconds to tell cockless jokes at varys
This is a Meera thread now
Where did all go so wrong bros?
For me, it was after season 4
Season 7 was just the nail in the coffin
*MEANWHILE, IN THE LAND OF ALWAYS WINTER*
>Gee, I wonder what's taking our glorious leader so long.
>Well, humans are jerks. They run and*shatters*
>Oh dear god n-*shatters*
>M-mr Chilly, I don't feel so good*shatters*
LIES
She's coming back
GO BACK TO YOUR SWAMP DAMMIT
>Hey, I support ALL Kingsguard. Not just the Targ ones, you damn frogposter.
Name one competent Kingsguard that didn't serve the Targs.
>Bran thanks fucking Theon Greygoyim for doing absolutely fucking nothing and burning two farm children
>He doesn't thank Meera for literally dragging his cripple ass halfway across the Wall, fighting White walkers, having to kill her own brother
Did becoming the 3 eyed raven make Bran autistic as well?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Bitch is too faded off that arbor gold to think about it logically
When they ran out of book material source.
I mean the books are incredibly mediocre. It could only get worse.
God, who fucking cares
where is he lads?
is he ice cubes now?
Can anyone explain to me why did she come out of nowhere from the direction of the wights? That was honestly one of the most confusing parts.
>His Spine, your grace?
that other user isn't me, i literally just woke up
don't be an incel, pretty much the entire board, though can disagree on who SHOULD be cast as Cersei, agrees Lena hasn't been good as the Cersei we've been shown in the books
What?
When people write "Samwell," it means Samuel. Similar to Ewell being E-Uel. Where do you think Samwell comes from? It's a way of spelling Samuel.
Jon killing Dany, without good reason, is absolutely terrible writting, butchering both character arcs. There is 0 foreshadowing, nothing, and 3 episodes in. Unless Bran is the main villain and varg into Jon to kill Dany, then it doesnt make sense.
things change, mang
He beat Sansa without question. Competent and loyal to the end.
Uh, Jaime. You really didn't think this question through
Clegane
MUH ELEPHANTS
there's an alternate timeline in which the battle for Winterfell was lost and we had a battle elephants vs undead mammoths
What's his tax policy?
Are you me?
Am I a sick fuck if I want to breed Meera Reed?
should have had her wear a cloaking bracelet which she could give to arya later
The crows in the tree screaming their heads off about the white walker approaching Sam, the way the white walker screams at Sam afterwards, his voice sounding like the crackling of ice, the closest we’ve ever gotten to them speaking their language
um clearly that's how you make a sword out of valyrian steel
what will Jon do about all the white walker babies? by the end of the long night the war's over by all the white walkers aren't gone, they're in the land of always winter. will Jon pursue a policy of systemic genocide? even the little craster babies in their white walker cribs?
Mance's actor was brilliant.
>We're going to the light the biggest fire the world's ever seen.
check the other responses the post has gotten before replying with something that might make you look like a tard.
Wanna dive into her swamp ;)
Is Ser Robert Strong Kingsguard now?
not even close
shit was unforgivably bad, they remove Dawn for dual-wielding meme swords, not to mention the butchered dialogue
shut up retard
Yep.
What makes even less sense now is how exactly mankind managed to fight off night king in the past and build the wall while establishing night watch if supposedly defeating him ends the whole threat. Guy doesn't strike me as someone who runs away.
Arya of all people killing the NK happened user. Good writing doesn’t exist.
he's done a lot of really good shit
youtube.com
Fair enough.
Both Jaime and Barristan served under the Mad King before Robert.
Yes but Zombies don't count.
>On Game of Thrones, characters are free to while away hours, even entire seasons, on the periphery. The story lines move forward and dig deeper as the episodes progress but rarely circle back and almost never pause for reflection. When I asked Benioff and Weiss if it was possible to infer any overall intentionality to the upcoming 10 episodes, they sneered. “Themes are for eighth-grade book reports,” Benioff told me.
What did he mean by this?
>"You know we-"
>*Includes a 5 minute scene with Dany and Jon taking their dragons for a stroll*
>"We wanted to include all those sc-"
>*Another 50 seconds with Tyrion making dick jokes about Varys*
>"These scenes are very importa-"
>*Davos looks at another little girl that looks like Shireen*
>"Unfortunately we didn-"
>*Arya monologue about how much she loves death or some shit*
>"There's just no time to fit-"
>*Minute shot with Bran staring at the people entering Winterfell because everybody forgot to wheel him back into the room*
>"There's just no time bro."
>*Only 6 episodes this season*
The poopoopeepee wine aunt
When people write Samwell, it means Samwell you fucking clown.
Ewell being pronounced as yewell is entirely because of the E being added, hence why it's spelled Ewell and not Well.
Seriously, go back to fucking elementary school.
Should I buy the books?
Hot, thanks.
20 years ago? Waaay off, man
I'd also like to know if i should get the books
For legal reasons, yes.
>its shit writing
omg shit writing? in late GoT eps?
Looking for him to do something big within a couple weeks
He literally killed Aerys. Great way to serve the Targs
>gillys lil bros
>tfw no Walker Slayer spinoff
Rofl
Only if that fat fuck gets off his ass and finished them.
>wrote my own ending battle
>it's long and autistic
>gave a lot of characters moments to shine
>everyone contributes in some way that says something about their character
>it's awful, regardless of the amount of sperglord thought I put into it
>still too scared to post it
Did you guys write your own as well?
>varg
>no foreshadowing
oh you're a started a season 7 kind of watcher
Arya killing Jon is pretty much with cynical D&D sensibilites, so i think we'll get some twist and many deads, i dont think that D&D care that much about fanservice, even the Arya killingg NK is literally the opposite of fanservice, so i dont think we'll get predictable happy run untill the end. Especially because they literally wanted to make this show to do Red Wedding killing spree. They definitely want to go with bank, they didnt kill many characters this EP because they want to do it later.
Meeea better be the next thread’s OP
She’s the cute and modest, would love to take you camping, can cook for you make you socks and gloves to stay warm, and she loves to lay in your lap as you play with her hair
He gave the perfromance of a lifetime as steppen wolfe
Costume department's better too. What the FUCK was Dabid thinking with his
>LMAO just put everyone in black bro
Not bad user.
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>Did you guys write your own as well?
obviously, where the fuck do you think we are
>still too scared to post it
Literally can't get worst than what we have.
Plus GURM will never finish the books, so don't worry.
Steal them until the fat man writes the last two. Then buy them.
I'm stealing this
Why the fuck do you think "Samwell" was created in the first place? It's like Eddard being Edward. Samwell is obviously a call-out to Samuel.
>End of the second to last episode
>Interior: Red Keep Throne Room, dead soldiers everywhere
>Dany is on the floor, dead
>Longclaw through her chest
>she went full Mad Queen, King's Landing in ruins
>Jon collapses to his knees, weeping because he killed the only person he has loved other than Ygritte
>The North Remembers plays somberly in the background
>"Somehow, I knew it would end like this" he says
>"You know nothing, Jon Snow" says a familiar voice
>Jon turns around to find the source of the voice
>its Bran, standing before the Iron Throne without his wheelchair, gazing intently at it
>music begins to subtly transition to Stannis' theme
>"I have seen it all, Jon. All the suffering this monstrosity has inflicted upon this realm. All the pain humanity has inflicted upon this world. It's time to end..."
>He turns around, his eyes glowing blue. The dead begin to rise all around the throne room
>"...this Game of Thrones."
>Jon pulls Longclaw from Dany, it's length now ablaze
>they stare each other down as snow begins to fall from the collapsed ceiling
>cut to black
>and who
>are you
this is some cope
you are getting Jon kissing Dany on the throne as the final scene and you'll like it
i like that theory that Bran is the main villain, its the only way to redeem the show and give some depth to Bran and White Walkers.
New thread
first book is ridiculously close to season 1 from start to finish, 2nd and 3rd books are better than their corresponding seasons as a great deal was cut. 4th and 5th have a lot more fat to them, as GRRM fired his editor and took over a decade to write both of them.
they're worth reading, though the books are probably too difficult to read for the majority of show watchers.
not bad fren
That was a kino cutscene user
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Its her removing the knife in reverse.
R'hllor is the God of Flame AND Shadows as flames create shadows so I'm not all too sure about that.
>suggests these people and their seasons-long storylines are utterly disposable to the larger, whiter story
This is correct and a reflection of the West, which is based and redpilled. Sorry i don't care about some 3rd worlders living on another continent.
Dont Bother. GRRM is going to die before they are finished. The whole series was a waste of time.
Does Samwise come from Samuel too?
And Samantha?
I didnt realize I was pronouncing so much so wrong.
So because something derives from another it is inherently pronounced the same?
Fuck man
>name one competent kingsguard that didn't serve the targaryens
>jaime, the kingslayer
>didnt serve the targaryens