Was iCarly a girl's show?

Still Cute, Pure, and hasn't turned to trash. She truly is Nickelodeon's Only Good girl.

I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.

It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.

She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.

It was the worst night of my life.

That pizza looks like shit
Fuck that dumb BITCH

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why did you crop the best part

I was 12 when it started. I'm a dude and I enjoyed it at the time. Not so much now

her clownface is clearly in the frame tho

Came here for this, thanks. Always a great nut.

Yes and it makes you gay

I think people seem to forget the foot thing is a Easter egg to Nickelodeon's logo.

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>don't worry guys just a reference nothing sexual or anything ;)
man, they had it all thought out

When you can do this to the former First Lady you can fuck some underage starlets easily

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Dan Schneider is Joe Biden's running mate.

nice moloch pillow

I'm so horny and lonely bros

I'm going on a coffee date tomorrow.
What the fuck do I say bros? 27 yo virgin

ask her about sneed

it goes deeper than we thought

talk about your virginity, girls find it cute

don't mention that you've jerked off so much there's no sensation and your dick hurts afterwards.

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they chose that logo for a reason

just be yourself

i will be 27 next month and i'm a virgin too buddy

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>over 1 million likes
why doesn't she get roles? people still love her

instagram.com/p/Bw2pOlEhs-K/

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congratulations user
i'm proud of you

shit she does too
not to mention she's posing eating pizza

Ask her questions. Women love to talk about themselves and other people, rather than going in depth on things or concepts. Ask her about friends, family, and if you can get her to talk about people she hates you can keep a conversation going for hours with minimal effort. If she asks you questions, be honest but DO NOT "Be yourself" and go full sperg talking about how you've seen every episode of Star Trek 63 times. If she asks you what you like, be honest, but consider tossing in some safe generic answers like these:
Animals, if you have a dog women love that

Cooking, even if you don't cook, you can just google recipes to make it seem like you do

Exercise, as long as you aren't overweight you can tell her you like to "work out" and she'll probably believe it.
Always remember that women constantly judge you on how "Interesting" you seem. If you're more boring than the 15 other men she's seeing, she'll drop you.

it was a mans show

a man with the plan's show

based comptonzone

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...give me a quick rundown

or he was just such a footfaggot that he lobbied for it to be the goddamn logo.

>you will never have a dad this based

Kiss that whore goodbye.

this is BIG

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hey user, do yourself a favour. don't get married.

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not that guy but thx user

Someone edit in the just hair

That's a really sad looking pizza. what the fuck were they thinking.

Got you
Also yes I believe it

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nice trips joe, but dont worry, I'm not gonna get married

Thats a man, baby.

meanwhile barry o gets that h1b cunny

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Same couch, pillows, clothes but the Owl is out of the shot.

didn't she fuck lil pump?

I'd love to eat that pie then have a slice of pizza after

>American fraternity
>USC
>"newblood"
uhh yeah no shot pal this is a neckbeard fantasy.

that's hot!

>keeps her feet out of the frame

Damn Dan Schneider really ruined the feet thing for her huh

>pizza for one
Think she's lonely?

good, don't

Is that one of those shitty $5 Little Caesars pizzas?
Why's she eating that shit? Is her show that bad that she can't afford a decent $15 pizza?

/ourguy/

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>h1b
Nhaaa nigga it really happened

Other than Dr. Larry Nassar, John Schneider pretty much has the dream job of a lifetime.

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>FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER!

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what do you think idiot

Btw, what was his name again?

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take a shower first user. you'll be more attractive if you dont smell like doritos

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>risking your virginity while being this close to wizard power level

Dan "Get your feet in the van" Schneider
He was recently fired from Nickelodeon wasn't he?

Dan “I’ll make you famous if I can play with your anus” Schneider

"Fired". More like they couldn't evade lawsuits any longer.

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The kinoest YouTube ever

>and your dick hurts afterwards
I knew I wasn't alone! After cumming it also burns when you pee, right?

I figured as much, I wonder if they ever proved he was the father of Jaime Lynn Spears's baby.

That's a nasty looking Za

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>trips and pic
I wonder how long before all this hollywood pedo shit becomes more mainstream news and then the political pedos are also outed as well. I know Cory Fieldman's documentary is supposed to come out within the year and reveal shit normies didn't know about.

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>I wonder how long before all this hollywood pedo shit becomes more mainstream news and then the political pedos are also outed as well. I know Cory Fieldman's documentary is supposed to come out within the year and reveal shit normies didn't know about.

Never, here's why. Christians in the USA are uber-cucked. They believe in the retarded fairtytale of their sky god coming back on a white horse and shit, and they will never ever go against the people who they believe will trigger this prophecy.

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she looks like a jack in the box with that wide mexican mouth and soulless eyes

jews killed christ, they're the synagogue of satan. they chose to kill him in order to consecrate the satanic dawn of rabbinic judaism. they're not the "chosen people" of god, they're the chosen people of satan.
jews also weren't technically a thing (as they stand now) until some time after his death and resurrection. that's some heretical shit that only exists in the king james bible iirc. mock anyone you see referencing this "gods chosen people" bullshit. it's just yet another trick played against unwitting christians to be slaves for zionism

satanic or not, the host of HQ WORDS is hot

romans killed christ. he was a hippy socialist rabble rouser. you'd have been cheering them on if you were alive at the time.

no they didn't and no he wasn't. also the "hippie" concept was an alphabet agency invention to dumb boomers down and normalize degeneracy. where else do you think all the nonsense about post modernism comes from? its all layers of subversion. and guess who pioneered that concept, christ-killer.

fun fact: tv's Donald Trump is the antichrist. He was born of a jackal. His supporters burn in hell.

i hope you realize it won't be horses from the sky right this childish depiction of GOD is cringe as fuck

you people don't even believe in hell, even as a concept, lol.

Those are all awful feet, trust me I'm a foot conoissuier

>He was born of a jackal.
Get the fuck out of here. That nigga was born in New York.

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>universalist cuck religion that espouses miscegenation and immigrants by design
>autistic theology that drives people to atheism once they study it seriously, thus driving people to humanistic degeneracy
>worship a literal man, like humanists
>worship fucking jews

yeah I'm thinkin I was wrong about islam, it's the only non-atheistic, non-kiked abrahamic religion. I'm sorry based muhammed that I didn't see before but in my defense sand niggers are generally terrible people. and before you say >hurr islam is universalist, sure it technically is but everybody knows that in reality islamic cultures are heavily chauvanistic, arabs consider niggers to be pond scum and whites to be fairly based (as long as they are not western jew-worshippers, so white arabs and such)

>fun fact: tv's Donald Trump is the antichrist. He was born of a jackal. His supporters burn in hell.

If Trump is angering both sides he's doing something right.

Bee urself

very true, he is truly the last president isn't he

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race mixing and foreign invasion through immigration are subversions of nations and the churches, it was not "by design" of the religion itself. christianity is highly traditional (god, family, duty), you're probably thinking of certain denominations like protestantism (homosexuality, compromise, paganistic/satanistic tendences) which is a false branch of christianity where you just pick and choose whatever you want, and then you get modern day america/sweden.
islam is essentially just a christian heresy, but they are "based" when it comes to their view of women. that was the original undoing of our societies, women's suffrage. zionist jews orchestrated it but it wouldn't have been possible without indigenous traitors. islam also has a lot of strange obsession with sodomy, consanguineous marriage, child rape and violence/slavery... basically the only christian denomination worth considering is easter-orthodoxy and even that is in the process of being attacked from "within" by globalist powers.

That's not an Easter Egg by any means.

>Somebody took a bite out of a slice and put it back
Also if it's pizza for one who is taking the picture?

That is going to give her awful gas....

It isn't. That's clearly NY style. It just looks all fucked up.

gaspilled

I got you boys, gonna unload before i go to bed

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Miranda has a nice ass but I think the blonde slut has a better one

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great acting

When these shows came out, I distinctly remember they were widely considered the "downfall into shit era" on forums and everyone said the 90s shows were better. But now you've got Zoomers nostalgic for iCarly and stuff, blissfully unaware they grew up in the downfall shit era.

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I have so many questions

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No. It was a show aimed for girls but actually appeals to pedos. Girls only watched back then because they didn't have smartphones yet.

I like Jenny's hair here. It's real nice.

The 2000s were filler years

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god i wish this were true

Damn...

This happen when your father is a jewish producer.

Based

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>that image
What the fuck

is this from a movie or an interview?

They look nothing alike. And Spears has no reason to hide. She's royalty.

marie kondo really hit the wall recently huh

talk about xunny

what the fuck is wrong with this pizza? is that fucking cheddar cheese on this pizza? is it just really fucking greasy?

her legs and socks look so delicious lads

no, it's gay in that case

pizza looks fucking mank

It's kind of funny, but from my own experience the cocaine is what makes this extremely unbelievable.
I used to be in a frat and, while I know of more than just a handful of gangbangs that took place, actual (illegal) drugs were extremely heavily frowned upon. If it even so much as came up that you had experience with illegal substances in the past you were kicked out and blacklisted by everyone the frat is on good terms with almost immediately.
The alumni all placed ridiculously high value on this shit, if something like in that story happened and ever came out the entire aktivitas would be removed immediately, whether you were there and took part or not. So even if there were drugs in the game, nobody would ever invite someone new to the organization to get anywhere even close to it.