AVGN

Mike Matei falls in love with Inspector Gadget.

Unable to confess, Mike is gifted by a deus ex machina with Gadget's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well, making his ten-inch cock twitch in his pants.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the inspector, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression and says, "I like to make brown bricks with mine crap." After some investigation, James finds out that the root he called is not the same robot who blasted him with a laser. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is Inspector Gadget's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with AVGN's best friend's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of MINEYCRAFTA.

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FINDS

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Already a thing.

youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit愛-奉文-x-聖子

James is a beta loser.
Ryan is an entrepreneur and alpha.

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She doesn't look retarded to me, but he never posts anything about his daughter so I don't really know for sure.

Keit-Ai has been made into:

>a wiki
>a fanfic
>a fictionpress story
>a manga
>a meme
>a series recognized by TV Tropes
>an anime preview
>an anime episode
>an anime series
>an honest-to-goodness anime movie
>Oscar considered
>a critically acclaimed box office success in Japan
>a worldwide hit
>the no. 1 highest grossing anime film of all time
>a certified fresh movie on Rotten Tomatoes
>a live-action film

Meme magic is amazing.

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Threadly reminder that it has been made into a wiki, a fanfic, a fictionpress story, a manga, a meme, a TV tropes entry, an anime preview, an anime episode, an honest-to-goodness anime movie that's Oscar considered, and a critically acclaimed box office success that's the highest grossing anime film of all time and approved by Shinzo Abe and Cool Japan, so stop talking about it.

keitai-project.wikia.com/wiki/Keit-Ai_Project_Wiki
fanfiction.net/s/7950479/1/Cellphones
fictionpress.com/s/3206139
webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi
youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
youtube.com/watch?v=k4xGqY5IDBE
myanimelist.net/anime/32281/Kimi_no_Na_wa
forbes.com/sites/olliebarder/2016/11/08/kimi-no-na-wa-makes-oscar-consideration-list-for-best-animated-feature/
animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-11-28/your-name-anime-film-earns-19.4-billion-yen-to-surpass-princess-mononoke/.109255
madman.com.au/news/your-name-wins-best-animated-film-at-the-los-angeles-critics-awards/
animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-12-17/shinkai-your-name-becomes-no.1-japanese-film-in-china-of-all-time/.110044
animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-12-19/shinkai-your-name-becomes-no.1-japanese-film-in-thailand-of-all-time/.110097
animenewsnetwork.com/news/2017-01-06/shinkai-your-name-film-opens-at-no.1-in-s-korea/.110606
animenewsnetwork.com/news/2017-01-05/shinkai-your-name-jumps-41-percent-in-box-office-from-last-weekend/.110671
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_anime_films
comicbook.com/anime/2017/01/16/kimi-no-na-wa-becomes-highest-grossing-anime-film-ever/
animetourism.lab-kadokawa.com/

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Shaggy Dramatically Reads Keit-Ai.

youtu.be/XHfyLv6t5to
youtube.com/watch?v=XHfyLv6t5to

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Imagine having a dick that big. God damn i'm really fucking jealous

Hey guys. Gamester81 here.

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HIYAH!

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Did they get a new camera? It doesn't look like total shit any more.

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>when you realize the top camera was also used to shoot the avgn movie

Yeesh.

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Look at that atrocious camera angle!

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>That random Water World poster on the wall.
Ryan literally never played a game in his life.

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anybody else hope jimmy is miserable?

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he´s a mogul, no time to be miserable

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>why wont he parade his wife and kid on the internet so we can talk endless shit?!

Imagine listening to faggot e-celebs and regarding their opinion at all.

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we can anyway

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Are you still going to make these unfunny autistic threads 10 years from now?

JAMES NOOOOOOOO

and youll still be here bitching

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it is funny that the anti youtubers are more obsessed with them than most of their fans.

I'm happy for him.

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>owns no real estate
He at least own a studio. How do you know he doesn't own anything else?

He leases it.

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And he doesn't own a house? Also are you some kind of stalker? Can you procure some pictures of Jessi...preferably naked

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What kind of cuckbucks are RLM getting from patreon?

Accessing public records is hardly stalking.

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That's usually how it is with famous people and mentally unstable fans. Once there's a feeling of betrayal, these sociopaths become obsessed with their personal lives and are prone to doing violent, fucked up things the longer their obsession lasts.

>james face when he preps the bull

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He's a BIG guy.

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This recent? who to fuck still pay spoony. That's literally welfare at this point

so problematic

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how many years old is this?

They have four times the patrons now.

Because he wants to keep them as far away from cess pools like this as possible.

>10k/month on top of ad revenue
based

okay he gets 456 now....still welfare

It's VERY old. Like years old. JewWario was still getting $5, even though he was already dead. Then eventually it went down to 50 cents.

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"Come to bed, /user/."

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o-okay

OP posted the photoshopped photo too. Here is the original. god what happened to him?

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tick tock marzgurl
tick tock

But I'm afraid you might dox me.

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I hear that Mike has a rather large penis, any memes about this?

kys phillygreg

HE'S
GOT
KIDS
user
how dare you be so insensitive

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...

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I actually heard that he has a micro penis which is why he always looks like he's on the verge of jumping off the nearest balcony

>this thread is still going
sage

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I'm sure it's rented warehouse space, wouldn't make sense economically to buy it

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thanks you really disrupted the thread

Go to bed Bootsy.

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His wife looks cute here

where is this from lel

lmao

>[The Godfather "Immigrant theme" music starts playing]
Nyeah, have a seat Jimmy. You doing fine? Good, good. Now Jimmy, Mike has been telling me you want out. Wanna retire the Nerd. Wanna shave ya head to boot. Ahh Jimmy, you always was a good kid, a good oiner. But this, this you wound me. After all Screenwave has done for ya. You can't get out now. No sir, I can't have that Jimmy I'm sorry. Say hows the kids? The sick one healed up all nice and good? Good good. Be a shame if something happened to em. Ya know even if you want out, think of yer family. Wouldn't want them to... suffer because of your selfish mistake would ya? Life is hard for a family man outta the job. Good, good boy now you see it my way.
Now get the fuck outta here.

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>mfw silverman brings bob over

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too busy

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Thanks

>implying you wouldn't
Want to know how I know you're a fag?

Is that his wife on the right?

Jesus Christ sucks massive big black cock. He bends over like a good beta cuck for nigger dick. Jesus christ worships huge hung nigger ding dong in heaven for all eternity. Bigger nigger alpha males dominate beta bitch white boys in any sexual display of dominance. It is always clear that superior mighty ebony members deserve more praise than jealous faggot white beta males. Niggers have more testosterone, and are more suit to breed with women. I, faggot white boy, will forever yearn for bbc in my hungry ass. I, faggot white boy, pledge my soul to serve bbc cum gods for all eternity. Gay for big black nigger dick forever. Gay for big black nigger ding dong for life. As a true faggot beta bitch ass niggerloving inferior white boy, I, faggot white boy, hereby dedicate the hard work of my caucasian ancestors to forever to please the mighty ebony member that is a giant big black cock. I worship niggerdick as my true lord and savior, and would gladly slurp up yum yum nigger cum any time any where from any big black penis. I pledge my beta bitch ass to alpha male African black sacred seed semen that the superior BBC cum daddy muscle black man will ejaculate into my inferior bitch ass filling my bum with his liquid love. I shall spasm in absolute faggot ecstasy, as I acquire the closest thing to heaven on earth, a huge black ding dong squirting its warm baby batter deep into my desperate hungry faggot ass. All hail large African nigger doinkie dongs for all eternity. May my wife sister mother and other white females continue to be dominated by the sheer lust that every member of the white race experiences in the presence of a hung masculine black cock. May my girlfriend and my own ass get fucking wrecked by nigger daddy cum BBC lord. White boys are all secretly gay for the thought of a thick veiny long juicy black cock that could give our girlfriends way better orgasms than we could ever imagine with our puny pink teeny weenies.

QT

>omg so pretty

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>AVGN
Who?

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>Silverman
>That whole channel he made
>His whole story
Jesus no

Elaborate

That tatoo.... I read the first paragraph holy shit.
>A boy walks .... with a girl
>Unable to.... he is gifted with a deus ex machinima with the girls phone number never minding the strange area code he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a..... as well....

>but the next day when he recounts the previous days conversations to the girl she only looks at him with a perplexed expression, after some investigation, he.......

WTF kind of tatto is this?

Bootsy was the only likeable personality on that youtube channel. I also like Mikes art.

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Its based as f

>Mikes Art

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Why does Mandy look so much like Erin? And why does Erin look so much like Mike?

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stereotypical gamer gurrrrl look

knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way
It's an Yea Forums meme friendo

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Cinnemasacre even had Macaulay Culkin. I seen it on they yt channel

story?

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>Silverman built up credibility with youtube people because of Underbelly
>Made another channel that lampoons youtubers, makes enemies out of Game Grumps, PeanutButterGamer and has huge beef with Continue for some reason
>Also the channel constantly shitposts in the comment section of other youtubers
>At one point hijacked the Continue Subreddit
>Tried to make a LP channel and it failed almost immediately
>Faded into obscurity, does behind the scenes stuff now

I don't know what other details are worth including or not. Everyone involved in that channel regrets it now. The guy that played Gabe in their videos was busted in a huge cheese pizza sting. Also Silverman was married for a year.

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They also had the guy that made the Troma movies. The pedophile jew. (He is part of Nambla, was bragging about it on Twitter a while back)

thonks beb, u sure showed me u did.

James's wife looks like him wearing a wig.

I like that one

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Tell me, why does he use the chair?

I heard about where he made fun of TB on his podcast
I don't know why anyone would let him on camera after that

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This one needs a fun copypasta like the one about Mike bullying James in college

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I like how you have a pic of Irate Gamer with his skylanders toys in that collage. Sneaky bastard.

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Holy fuck did he eat the entire store?

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Yeah that whole thing was a disaster. I think that was his roommate that pissed off TB, too. But YT was different back then and TB was a gatekeeper to Polaris and shit. Oh also Silverman posted in threads here and got shitposted off the site.

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I like the composition on this one

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Makes sense for Joe Bob. James has almost 3 million subscribers while RLM is below 1 million.

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The /fit/ East Coast Chads vs the /ck/ doughy mid western virgins

Which one would you be least embarrassed to watch with your parents?

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I've googled Meat Wulf a couple times out of curiosity and came up with nothing. What is it?

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unironically Feeding Frenzy

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because he knows autists like you will try to fuck with them

That's Sammy Hagar

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Mmm-hmm. Yup.

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Did Mike disappear that metalhead guy? Is he in his crawlspace, next to the decapitated mannequins?

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dumping my folder here buckos

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And welcome back to another show.

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The fact that Mike was once fuckable is so depressing. To live is to decay.

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bait

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Genuinely confused by this part of the RLM thing. Mike shitposted Jay's videos and they ended up working together? Why???

convenience, they´re both film students, it´s not easy to get into the job market so they set aside their differences and created their own business

Channel Awesome is unironically for autistic people. Autists are the only people that can watch four hour videos.

I had a huge fight with my best friend in my early 20's and we didn't speak for years. Now we both own a successful fencing company together.

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who was the jannetty

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Probably some inane inside joke. Like a play on teen wolf but something to do with being a faggot that likes dick or some shit.

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Why do all AVGN threads become RedLetterMedia threads?

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because you pathetic fags dont make your own threads.

>implying they aren´t similar.

He can't be stopped

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he's crashing this thread
with no survivors

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Is Mr. Plinkett an Alt-Right dogwhistle?

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No Way
*winks at the camera*

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He said the thing
I'll give him a (You)
just shut your brain off and give (You)s

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I feel bad for Bootsy. He's only 5'4" That's supreme manlet status.

He recently put out some video that had a generic sad story tied to it but in it was a clip of his hot ass blonde girlfriend that he had in the early 90s. Dude seriously lived a pretty good life for being a video game loving weeb and still banging hot chicks.

Just better lighting, audio and camera angles. The first few were frustratingly bad.

The holy grail.

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