Buy single ticket to endgame

>buy single ticket to endgame
>go into theater
>seats like this full of couples
what do?

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Manspread

have sex

Stretch out on my seat and lie horizontally with my head on the armrest, like I'm comfortably watching a kinae at home on the sofa

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those are seats for 1

unironically this

STOP

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You bought a single ticket? Why?

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get out the blow up doll

That's so goddamn disgusting I would never sit in a seat like that. How much cum, period blood, and anal leakage is saturating those seats? Absolutely vile.

Be gay.

basado y pan pillado

I went once, and it was impossible to hear the movie over the sounds of all the couples having sex. The theater wouldn't even give me a refund when I left halfway through.

those are chairs for average (mexican) Americans

Turn 360 degrees & walk out the theater.

lounge the fuck out

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These posts always make me laugh

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Don't have sex

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Looks like the outer part is designed to be stripped off and cleaned.

is this the secret?

literally me

I sometimes wonder if I'd be happier if I just lopped my nads off.