Why didn't they just time travel to this scene and cut off his head or arm? Thor could have hid behind a rock...

Why didn't they just time travel to this scene and cut off his head or arm? Thor could have hid behind a rock, wait for the exact moment they had Thanos under control, and quickly jump out and cut his head or arm off.

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Why didn't Strange open a portal to send Stark and Nebula to Earth before the snap?

he's a dick and doesn't like them

Or have Ant-Man knocking out Quill and let them take the gauntlet

Time travel doesn't work like that

they actually could've done that and then just taken the infinity stones, used them for what they wanted in their universe and then throw them back

>ITT: Faggot tries to flex his intellectual muscles to try and prove how smart he is but ends up exposing himself as a brainlet by being unable to grasp a basic concept the capeshit film explained quite clearly

It's a time heist, moron. The goal is to be stealthy so they can return the stones immediately after they were taken and thus erase the alternative timelines with ease. Charging into the middle of this battle with all the other heroes that, for all they know, could end up fighting THEM is fucking stupid and risky.

I actually can't think of an argument against this one.

They could have grabbed the stones after quickly killing thanos while he was being held down. Then leave a note behind explaining what happened and why they were taking the stones, as they traveled back in time.

Because that wasn't their timeline and their efforts to collect the stones were from other timelines, not from their own. Parallel universes; Parallel timelines. Going back to that moment and cutting on his head would have been great, for their timeline. But it would have done nothing for their own.

They would have done all the work for other Avengers on Earth 6.4745385763649456

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Thanos didn't have the Time or Mind stones at that point, and there's no guarantee that they'd win this time, especially as they didn't have enough time machine juice to send the whole team to fight Thanos as well as go to New York to collect the missing stones.

because that wasn't the one scenario out of 14 million where they won

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This. It hurts to think that this movie was tailor-made for those with low iq to begin with.

all of your questions can be answered with one phrase.
1 in 14 million
the end game events had to happen the way they did to restore the universe to what it was. no other scenario wouldve worked. now kindly fuck off

>leave a nice little note behind

Yeah maybe if the target audience was mentally wilted grandmothers.

This. These threads are nothing but low quality bait.

Or they could've just told Thor to aim for the head KEK

Bait as well as people being that stupid and overestimating their intelligence. That's what happens when a board is flooded with incels (and no, I'm not baiting. It's obvious how much incel forums and reddit subs overlap with Yea Forums)

Great for the Avengers in that timeline. Doesn't fix a fucking thing in their timeline though. They took the stones from these various points in time and then returned them the second after they were taken in order to prevent any alternative timelines being formed. The only alternative timeline outside of the main one at the end of the film was the one Steve created by getting together with Peggy and marrying her in the 40's, and then he used the Quantum Realm device to leap back to his original timeline as an old man to pass the shield on. It's simple for Christ's sake.

Reminder that Strange knew Stark would be the one to do the snap and die. He didn't save his life on Titan, he just delayed his death

He needs them to bond so that Nebula will join The Avengers but so that she'll also go back in time during TIME HEIST, cross the streams with her 2014 self, reveal the entire plan to Thanos -- who now knows his future thus is won't come to pass.

Did you EVEN watch the movie?

>go back and cut off thanos arm before the snap and take it back to main time and restore everyone and then take stones back

>save two timelines

why didn't they just have hulk snap tony back to life?

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with what gauntlet?

The one Thanos had that never got used?

I was just memeing but since you took it seriously
>Great for the Avengers in that timeline. Doesn't fix a fucking thing in their timeline though.
Actually if they go back to Wakanda or Titan or wathever and kill Thanos then they get the full stones at once for their timeline and just have to return it afterwards. Btw I guess it's dumb because the point in IW was that Thanos with the gems is too powerful to be defeated and that was kino.
>The only alternative timeline outside of the main one at the end of the film was the one Steve created by getting together with Peggy
They created more tho, because they killed 2014 Thanos and enabled Loki to escape with the Tesseract in 2012. Would've been more coherent if Stark had returned Thanos back to its timeline I guess.
Considering Captain America I disagree tho if Steve had use the device then he would have popped out of the machine and wouldn't be waiting on a bench. As you said it is easy to explain but in the proper movie they kind of failed to make it totally coherent.

im sure banner and the wakandan girl could reverse engineer a simple gauntlet. you're telling me that's the only reason they just let tony stay dead? they don't have the technology to make a glove? lmao. Im sure there's a record of the exact one tony made in the lab when they were all watching. If not, the black girl could just program the synapses to work collectively and make her own.

If I ever write a story I'll make sure to no include any magic. Or portals that allow for teleportation as well as cutting off limbs, sometimes. Or time travel, both through space magic and tech. Imagine all the questions and logic holes this would create. Crazy.

But please include NEET gods playing Fortnite.

why didn't they just travel back in time and kill baby chris pratt so he wouldn't fuck up them removing the gauntlet

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you mean the one on the ship that got btfo? yep, im totally sure banner knew exactly where it was at

Tony's a different breed of genius in the mcu, a literal walking machina. the dude solved time travel overnight. You think he'd actually keep records on how to create/work with his nano tech?

They literally kill the 2014 Thanos

>Tony's a different breed of genius in the mcu, a literal walking machina. the dude solved time travel overnight. You think he'd actually keep records on how to create/work with his nano tech?

im sure there's a log in the computer. it looked like they literally 3D printed it. That would require a blueprint or schematic. Either way, the gauntlet wasn't evaporated after he used it, it was damaged at worst - enough for someone to reverse engineer it. And Thanos' glove was still functional even after he killed half the universe with it. Tony only used his glove to kill Thanos' army. Much smaller. Probably still works.

It's Thanos with the gauntlet and at his most dangerous. There are literally millions of ways to fuck up and they only have one shot at it.