User, what is your profession?

>greek

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i'm in a smiths cover band

Soothsayer

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>Have a great time, sir!

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astrologer

I'm a janitor

i m a shitposter

the_rapist

life coach

Admin

event security officer

I'm a masturbator

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Wagie.

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Professional shitposter.

NEET

Sneeder.. sir

Actor

kick ass

>black lives matter
>not a single black person there

based

And what makes YOU the big guy

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i jerk off

>I screw the little caps on all the bottles

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Please tell me how to get this job

the fucking smell tho

I wonder how many people blow their brains out all over their keyboards here based on the superficial environment alone

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Anywhere to watch old cartoons. Loved this show?

I'm paid by the US government to think like a terrorist and plan out nuclear weapons heists and how I would use them.

I post Daisy

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I operate this machine.

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I sell tobacco.

Cigars mostly.

Security Researcher for big name company. I get to work from home full time and get paid good. Easy as fuck life currently. Been this way for 5yrs now.

I like how they just gloss over the fact that the only reason every single Spartan could be a manly man warrior because they had a giant army of slaves to do all the baking and pottery and so on.

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cunny connoisseur

Backroom Team Lead at Target

I sell rope to the government.

I had a middle school art teacher that had his own pest business and did the same at air bases and Movie sets

Barista!

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I work in an office

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This is proven to be an extremely unproductive way to work

Private Investigator

I'm wondering if any of the anons that replied to you even get this reference

That’s shop is a Nagant isn’t it?

Service manager

Field liason manager for a texh company. Basically just host parties, drink, and cheat on my wife. My metrics are vague at best so I dictate what success looks like. No degree either so I hit the jackpot.

i do it for free

Bullshit. Tell us more.

Sys. Admin.

>investigates cheating spouses and missing persons
there you go, they literally can't get involved in police investigations so that's about it

I drive.

Impersonator.

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Why didn't you tell us what the reference was, you cuck?

I shoot Sneed at the Feed and Seed

I endure boredom while pretending to be busy.
I also write code occasionally but that first part is my real job.

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Account Manager at a vaping supply company.

I don't vape, but I get a 40% discount on all products that we sell. I buy them at wholesale prices and then sell them on ebay for a profit.

Yes, I would get fired if they knew I was doing this.

based

But... But... it's collaborative!

homer's cousin or something