Next Series to Ruin

Now that GOT is confirmed garbage, what up and coming adaptations will be an absolute embarrassment to your beloved source material? Pic very much related.

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ITS ALREADY RUINED

I hope in the sopranos prequel they are making, they find a way to show Tony's mother having an affair with a black gangster. When he ends the relationship, it destroys her and is the reason why she was so racist in the series. This is how I intend to destroy the sopranos.

WoT is way too appealing for them to not ruin it. Powerful wymen, quipping matt the mad lad, edgy asha man in need of taming by women :))))))))

DUDE, HES GOT A HAREM

Warhammer has no mainstream appeal so I'm feeling safe. For now.

Amazons billion dollar LOTR train wreck

>using magic is literally orgasmic
what a dirty old man robert jordan was

Holy shit, I forgot that was happening. Why did you do this to me.

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OP asked. Sorry user.

I hope to god they never touch this

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DAILY REMINDER THAT MAT IS CANONICALLY BLACK

GOT LYNCHED
SHUCKIN AN A JIVIN
THROWIN DICE
ASCOT
POPPIN FRESH TAGS ERRYDEY
WE WUZ KAINGZ AND SHEEEEEIIIIITTTT
ALWAYS INNA CLUB
MARRIES A LITTLE BLACK GIRL
ALWAYS GITTTIN TIPSY
HAD A MILF SUGARMOMMA TO PAY HIM AND HIS HOMEBOYS BILLS
GRABS HOES BY THE PUSSY
PROBLEM CHILD 1 & 2
SLANG DICK TO THE MAIDENS SO GOOD THEY LET HIM GO FROM HIM GIVING THEM ALL PEARL NECKLACES.
GOOD AT STEALIN SHIT
and thats just the tip of the MATberg.

Is this series worth reading? I’ve been looking for a book series to read.

>Now
GoT is garbage since D&D started introducing their oc donut steel

matt is GOAT. i wish i could dice and dance with girls at taverns all day

its my favorite book series, a lot of people hate it because its long winded, which it can be, but i think the pros way outshine the cons. they also spout sjw nonsense about it, but my read through i always thought that the author absolutely hated women, because 99% of female characters are stupid cunts, annoying cunts, or just downright ridiculous.

min is bae though

Hello there.

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This could be so good, but you know it would just end up being total shit

Can't wait to see how they ruin LotR its going to be great

Dune is going to suck, calling it.

WoT could never be a good show

Also Disney Artemis Fowl disaster incoming.

I just finished book 8, and it’s been fantastic. Book 8 definitely started to slow down and so far book 9 is okay, focusing on some of the shittier characters.

I love it though, been a wild ride, like I said I just started book 9 and I began readin em November so I’m very into it.

This.

Some fag was defending Nynaeve in the other WoT thread. She’s literally the most annoying bitch, even with her usefulness and good intentions. Faile too, and Perrin by extension unfortunately.

GOT has been garbage since season 2. If you were watching it for its writing you are a hopeless brainlet.

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Wtf? this is awful. why the butler is black wasn't he irish ?

Nynaeve is based as fuck. you need to reread the books. she is top tier BRO.

i hated faile, there was literally nothing redeming about her. nynaeve was annoying, but she had at least a few cool moments like when she healed logain, cleansed saidin with rand and stood there pulling her braid when rand told those 3 bitches he loved them

Wheel of Time except the books were already trite garbage vomit so I'm okay with that

Just stop expecting Hollywood to respect good fiction. Read more, cry less.

It can be lengthy and drawn out at times, like other anons said. The first book is a bit derivative but after that it gets pretty good. Has great worldbuilding and lots of character POV if you're into that sort of thing. Very neat magic system.

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See It’s not simply enough that women should win, men need to lose.

OP here, why do you think I put "confirmed"? :)

In b4 that user defends D&D's shitty writing by asking for your writing credits

im painting raven guard right now and you have the nerve to post this?

Apparently Amazon is doing a Conan the Barbarian series and I'm trying to forget it exists.

Butler was supposed to be vaguely Eurasian

Dune is going to blow. I'm hoping against hope that it doesn't, but I can feel it in my bones

Something based on the romance of the 3 kingdoms

Shitpost where your enemy does not expect you to shitpost.

First Axiom of Shitposting by primarch Corax

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wtf i forgot about this, it's meant to be coming out in 3 months and i haven't heard a thing about it since the teaser in november

Lord of the ring by amazon

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Would be really hard to adapt to TV screen, seeing as just the torturer's guild alone was a fucking spacecraft/space launcher, among many other things described as entirely different than what they really are.

I'm glad it's practically impossible to adapt. There's also far too much rape for normies to swallow.

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80% of the books is characters thinking about what they're going to do and never getting around to doing fuck all until the last chapter so that's perfect for netflix tv

You’re garbage. So is most of this site.

Have sex.

incel

I do. Slept with a three time Playboy cover girl a few months back. Some thots more recent. What about you?

your mom last night LOL

based

The BBC is doing an adaption of the His Dark Materials trilogy. I'll be angry if they fuck it up.

(Yes, I know it's anti-religious, sue me.)

Fucking cringe.

You an idiot too?

Samefag