Better?

Robbed my trips

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>zoomers hating on jimbo

better shit is still shit

>feeling bad for an anti-vaxxer nutjob who drove his girlfriend to suicide

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>joint eyes

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>blue arms

How about STOP PUTTING HEAVILY STYLIZED CARTOON CHARACTERS INTO LIVE ACTION MOVIES!!!

because in realistic cg that shit would like fucking goggles

Sonic stopped being cool in the 90s

left looks like pajamas

Do we have an official statement from Chris-chan yet? Any news reports?

Unironically left looks like what a kid trying to draw Sonic would come up with
Everything is out of proportion, in a stupid attempt to remove cartoonishness from the character they turned him into a person in a fur suit

sonics arms arent blue

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Carey deserves to be in this shit. Fuck him.

a little

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Much better, wow

How about a bit more realism, instead of less?

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based and redpilled

Why doesn't Sonic have a dick?

I am excited for this movie

goof and maxpilled

>blue arms
>disconnected eyes
>no gloves
>white belly
Fuck this.

he had it surgically removed because the drag it created prevented his super high speed movements

BLARMS SONICS ARMS ARE NOT BLUE!!!

>sonic has white hands instead of gloves
Genuinely why the fuck

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>person in a fur suit
They know their target audience.

return to the pit were you belong evil of evil, monster of monsters

No

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>there are "people" who hate Carrey
Fuck zoomers

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see

WAIT THEY MADE HIS HANDS WHITE INSTEAD OF GIVING HIM GLOVES?

Seriously though, I feel like they should have given him clothes to wear like a hoodie and shorts like Miles in spiderverse.

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Its hard to believe Sonic already had humans and mobians in an animated film setting animated better (even if Robotnik still looks stupid) 13 years ago.
>tfw Sonic '06 is an example of how to do a sonic property BETTER 13 fucking years later.
youtube.com/watch?v=ENqYJRJztls

Honestly a lot better but still missing the soap shoes

All the proportions are wrong...even on the "better" one. There's no fix for this,

soibois don't care about sonic. it's purely autists.

I cried

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I'm 30 and I hate him. Even after he killed his ex he still panders to libtards to try and stay relevant.

Miles better

yes
but also this is
youtube.com/watch?v=DE4imdpKTLg

right this is fucking anoyin me what joke am i missing about that face?!

Whats her name again?

Then don't make him a realistic furtech benchmark

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It's pretty goofy you don't know who that is ahyuck

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If they were going to give him proportionate limbs they should have given him a smaller head too.

>B-B-B-B-BUT LIBTARDS ARE EBIL!!!
unironically KYS

Just make him look like the cartoon character he is. It's not like his "realistic" look doesn't clash with everything around him anyway.

I think we're looking at this decade's Masters of the Universe/Super Mario Bros./(insert Uwe Boll movie here).

this will probably the first movie i will see in the theater in years, mostly because no one else will be there besides jerks like me

Even reddit hated the trailer, though

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>legging skip day

hopefully you have a heart attack before then. you are worthless

Truman Show is god-tier but Carrey himself is a wreck.

Please tell me

Why is he making that pose if he doesn't have a watch?

I finally figured out what is bugging me about sanic in this. He looks like a fucking Dr. Seuss character.

If we are just going to go try to improve things...

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Why the fuck did they use Gangster's Paradise for the trailer?

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Because Chris Chan did a cover/parody of it once

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Based autismo

He can't get a gun. I suspect he might do a vehicle terrorism of a movie screening though.

Why isn't Carrey at least in a fat suit? It's one of his distinguishing traits.

>Fat Carrey

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Jim Carrey is gonna carry this shit hard desu

They're purposefully making it bad right? Zero good points were seen in the trailer.

They might as well make it a Carrey focused film, and Sonic is the adversary.

This is Mario Bros movie all over again, just now with copious CGI. Americans have no idea how to handle these properties, and they want to make them live action to make more money on them. THey try to make them gritty and realistic even though they're simplic kids hero stories.

he prefers this to Carrey

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>Why the fuck did they use Gangster's Paradise for the trailer?
Clearly one of the producers is from the streets. He would know Sonic is from the streets. He's got the eyes of a violent caged animal, a vicious killer.

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Technically yeah, it’s a false flag movie funded by antiHollywood activists.

I loved Carrey in his older movies, but he deserves this shitshow. He's a complete lunatic now.

Man on the Moon ruined him mentally

Way better.
Right actually looks like Sonic somewhat.
Left looks like a guy in a suit or someone’s furry OC.

Better than the left, but still shit since that fur is uncanny

>those legs
His legs look way too human. Those look like legs you'd see on a marathon or long distance runner...

how did they manage to make sonic so creepy ?

Mario Brothers didn't look this bad and I enjoyed parts of it. It's also garbage but I don't regret its creation.

>Feeling bad for Carrey
not when he is making live Trump porn

>Mario Brothers didn't look this bad and I enjoyed parts of it.

Uh, has that film been grand-fathered in? It's outright a bizzare scary mess of a film. Who thinks "Mario Bros" and connects it with cyberpunk?!

Theon "Sonic" Greyjoy

Way better? Do you think they can still fix it or has that ship sailed? I don't know anything about this sort of thing.

Parts.
No fucking clue about the cyberpunk.

I think I'm having a seizure. Why do I look back at like more and more parts of it? Fairly certain it's not nostalgia

wow rude

ok user the answer is goHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>this took my five minutes

that bit at the end with eggman in the mushroom place makes me think the whole trailer before that is a ruse and not what the movie is actually gonna be. I mean, just look at those effects. It looks so hackneyed that it might be intentional.
I know what I just said is highly implausible.
Yes, I'm gonna go see it either way

Number 1 rule for making a CGI version of a cartoon character in the real world, the characters over shape/silhouette can not be different than his original silhouette

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You sound pretty knowledgeable, can you give me a number 1 rule to live my life by? I am lost

Don't play Sonic video games.

That's creepy.

i don´t like rap but this is pretty good

youtube.com/watch?v=fPO76Jlnz6c

have sex

I'm genetically fucked in the calf department. I can get relatively big starting at my thighs and up, but my calves look like toothpicks. But I can run really, really far. FML.

This looks like best future/outcome Chris chan

Dio, back at it again....

To dab on the jojofags

left looks like a guy in a cheap sonic costume.
right looks like sonic
BUT!
both look like shit

I can’t tell if you are meming being an autistic child sonic fan or if you just are exactly that.

that socialism

oh no

S O I S hate Sonic

Could you imagine if they actually made references to Sonichu? I'm actually expecting it now

>he will never know

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Very much. Holy fuck is the left one bizarre.

Plot dump;
• Baby Sonic flee's homeworld via rings to Earth, unclear why
• In the process the other rings he had are lost, stranding him
• Locals begin referring to him as 'Blue Devil'
• Whenever Sonic gets emotional his run becomes electric charged creating EMP bursts - which is how the military detected him
• Military hire Dr Robotnik
• Sonic loses a Quill when speeding past Cop guy - Tom, he takes it
• Sonic is found hiding and is tranq'd and cage'd by Tom
• Robotnik shows up, takes Sonic Quill forcing Tom to flee with Sonic
• Tom & Sonic are chased by Robotnik during a car chase the two bond
• The two arrive in San Francisco, they search for the rings Sonic needs to return home
• Tom's wife, Annie, later joins them
• Robotnik examines the Quill and uses it to empower his ships, he becomes obsessed.
• Sonic manages to acquire the bag of rings at the top of the Golden Gate Bridge
• Through hijinks they have to sneak into a building in order to gain co-ordinates so Sonic can go home with the newly acquired rings
• They get the co-ordinates and are about to part ways on a roof but are ambushed by Robonik
• Sonic manages to block a lot of the missiles but Tom and Annie are thrown off the building
• Tom and Annie are falling while Sonic does his slow-mo destruction of the robotic drones
• Sonic manages to use a ring to portal Tom and Annie away but gets hit by Robotnik whose ship is augmented with Sonic's speed, Robotnik activates this after realising his drones failed again
• Robotnik's ship gains blue engine light when using Sonic speed
• Robotnik chases Sonic through a portal arriving in a desert
• Sonic manages to create a sandstorm to destroy the ship's engines
• Sonic throws a ring at Robotnik teleporting him away
• Sonic stays to guard Green Hill town as Robotnik is revealed to be in Mushroom Hill Zone, referencing first zone of 'Sonic & Knuckles'

blue blur bad

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>that avatar

Yes!

I imagine Blur studios wanted something similar but Paramount and Sega was like, "uh no, make him human-like."

Future film set-up;
• Knuckles is teased for a potential sequel via the ending shot of Robotnik being in Mushroom Hill Zone, the first location of the Sonic & Knuckles game
• A combination of Metal Sonic/Shadow is teased as Robotnik's main goal, he wants to replicate Sonic but better and retains the quill from Sonic at the end of the film

I think he had issues well before, but that and Truman Show definitely broke him. Method acting is not for everyone and can have severe consequences for the wrong people.

ZA WARUDO!

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>Tom's wife, Annie, later joins them
His wife is pregnant Anne Frank?

>POKÉMON GOOD
>SONIC BAD
Okay redditor

Nigger.

>unironically defending Sonic

>unironically defending Pokemon

You’re a good man, Sonic the Hedgehog

>Real men watch GOT and Capeshit
>Faggots watch Sanic and Pocket monsters

Can these sonic fags go back to r/eddit? When has a video game movie ever been good?

It’s going to be top-tier high-octane 90’s CGI nightmare cringekino. Pokémon is going to be generic mediocre tripe. I can see why you, the redditor, would prefer it

He should have shorter legs and a stockier little body. Baby proportions instead of weird lanky kid

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This is better than that abortion they came up with

yeah looks decent.

How is this leaked poster better than what we actually got

Um no I'm still waiting for the live action movie with a decent Lara Croft in it.

>defending GOT and Capeshit

its based off this if you aren't aware youtube.com/watch?v=_H3Sv2zad6s

wtf that actually looks better

Same, my dad had maybe the skinniest legs I've ever seen despite being a fat fuck who was on his feet all day at work, and I inherited that from him, and no matter how many heavy weighted calf raises I do they never get big enough to not look like shit. I hate genetics.

>talks about legs
>posts a lanket calvlet

i only want to watch this out of morbid curiosity
we all know it's going to be a dumpster fire of a movie, but i want to be there in the theatre in sheer disbelief and horror that i was alive to witness a live action sonic the hedgehog
the only thing the movie might have going for it, is that years down the line it will be seen in the same vein as 'the room' or 'sharktopus'

Is his official legit carrey?

no it's a fan edit made several weeks ago

its better but its still shit

lel

The legs look as bad as Kevin Durant’s arms

This isn't relevant to the conversation

Absolutely based eggman

Was there even a hint of any music from the games in the trailer?

Real males don't care about what the group think, that's for females and failed males.
Which one are you?

Silent Hill

I feel bad for Lt. Compton

>ywn go to the same screening of the new Sonic movie as Chris Chan and watch him have autistic fits/rants for 90+ minutes

>NOW I SHALL ATTACK YOU SUCH THAT YOU'RE TIME STOP IS USELESS!

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t. seething Drumpfkin

Based Jimmy

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>Real men
>Watching capeshits and babby’s first drama

FUCKING SAVAGE

Tails status..............

BTFOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Basednic

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His legs are strong as fuck. There is no way he would be able to do jordanesque one legged fadeaway with weak calves.

Yare yare daze

>general consensus is that people think the movie Sonic design looks bad
>general consensus is that people think the movie Pokemon design looks good

Why? As someone that used to like both series I think they both look equally terrible

>tfw Sonic 06 of all things does Sonic IRL better than Hollywood
Man they should be ashamed.

oh... oh no

Pikachu with his little sherlock holmes hat is cute. Sonic looks like a disgusting fucking fury. You just know that rancid suit doubles as a diaper cause his anus is prolapsed. Sickening.

Soibois hated it tho, which can only mean that its going to be vidyakino

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That is the main problem with the movie design. If you compare it to Garfield, Alvin and the Chipmunks, the Smurfs and Detective Pikachu you can see that while they all look creepy as hell they still kept for the most part the original designs that made them recognizable. Whoever was involved in design the movie's Sonic must have a stick so far their ass to think they could improve upon a recognizable design.

Detective Pikachu kept to their original designs but simply giving them realistic textures. Pokemon main strength lies in their character designs, just like how Sonic main strength is it's character design. Deviating from that ended up creating an abomination that looks horrible.

Pokemon looked really bad at first but it has some redeeming qualities. Some of the models resemble the in-game counterparts fairly well.

CGI Sonic, on the other hand, is like a fetal-alcohol version of himself. It looks like it was purposefully made to look like a piece of garbage.

Yeah, I'd say that's better.

I thought he was the only part that was somewhat redeemable. If only because it seemed to me like 90s Carrey rather than the current year lunatic Carrey.

PINGAS

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Wait, is that a Hunter-Killer following them?

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instead he looks like a blue haired midget with rickets

It's based on the actor that plays robotnik in a short fan film from blue core studios. You can YouTube it, it's 20 mins long. It sucks but they got live action robotnik on point

Funny, almost everyone shat on it back when it leaked.

Is that Chris Pratt?

Jim Carrey was okay in eternal sunshine and truman show. Everything else he has ever made fucking sucks

Reddit hates this so if you dislike this movie you are automatically Reddit checkmate autists.

I like this for the simple reason that it's going to be absolutely atrocious, and I suspect Jim Carrey will carry the movie.

>not liking The Mask and Ace Ventura

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all other things given that he's completely out to lunch, why the FUCK did he draw lines on his teeth?

>twitter is private

Someone post more screenshots please, I'm dying to see the meltdown.

Carrey hasn’t done anything good in a decade.

>CWC-tier autism is now a point of pride on Yea Forums if it means being contrary to Reddit
the lengths you faggots will degrade yourselves to feel different

Dio is so based

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based and redpilled

yeah im no longer 8 years old you retard

No. This is the real sonic.

youtube.com/watch?v=_uYSjb328hA

Masturbate early and often. Keep record of how much you cum each time and record it in a notebook.

They don't care that many old fans aren't going to like the new design. That's not the purpose of this. It's for the next generation.

>along way
seek help, stupid

Literally shit tier movies.

cringe

youtube.com/watch?v=JcFHuUJE0mU

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HIS ARMS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE BLUEEEEEEE!!!!

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Chris Pratt is who the studio wanted for the cop character originally, so they made a concept poster with him in it. Paul Rudd was another choice they had in mind for the character.

Ultimately they went with the Hop guy.

i-is that really you ;-;

no they are retarded just like you also

you sure post like one

cringe + bluepilled

I'm going to watch this movie in hopes that my dollar will go towards a sequel. This will be my vote in a ballot for a new cinematic universe that will triumph over the current shit we have now
>capeshit
>star wars
>game of drones
and hopefully we'll see not only a sequel, but spin-offs as well
I dream of a world where we see line-ups for thousands of years to come of future sonic the hedgehog movies, just like marvel and star wars at their own conventions and reveal their plans for the overall cinematic universe

Goggles.

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>Truman Show definitely broke him
How?

t. seething iron lung patient

Also this one
youtu.be/GJqZlkTHkDg

Still one of my favorite openings.

Sonic is shit no matter what

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So Reddit. Anyone who's spent a day on Yea Forums has seen way worse

Sonic and Sega Genesis were never cool.

Son of the Mask was better though

I can't fuckin believe the left is really what they're going with.

It looks like someone took some kinda autismo SANIC drawing and just hit it with the "REALISM" filter

Sonichu's shoes are blue though.

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cutest couple of the whatever

For an OC Donut Steel that steals from two separate properties, Sonichu's design is pretty good.

this

WTF?

You have to make it lanky and human for the fursuits. They have to be able to look like sonic, it's a dream come true.

Better be autistic than a soiboi redditor.

>redditing Yea Forums day

Zoe Saldana doesn't get to say one word in this trailer.

Do you think female humans have enough consciousness to notice how important hair and black girl silence is to them?

Like, for sure.

>a whole new speed of hero
is this grammatically correct? it sounds fucking retarded

then just... make him wear goggles?

Yeah but you faggots would still bitch about it.

The one you're quoting is not Sonichu

I only realized after it was supposed to be DIO.

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12/10

I thought this was real and it was the only thing that gave me hope for the movie.

Checking to see if writting Soinic with a Y gets censored.

Basednic

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Anything but based, Soinic. :y

Of course, you can't please Sonic fans, but I'm not a fan by any means, the only one of these games I played was the racing one on steam, and did so for like 20 minutes. Yet I still think the right version would have looked a hell of a lot fucking better.

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Why is that funny? It's sad.

I'm calling it right now. Screen cap this post.

Judging from Robotnik's changing design from real world to Sonic world, going from one world to the other changes your appearance. Going to Sonic world (Mobius, if I remember correctly) makes you look more cartoon like and exaggerated, going to the real world makes you look more real. When they go to Sonic world in the third act, Sonic will have his classic video game design. The design in the trailer is just how he looks in "real life."

So The Pagemaster essentially, except both worlds are some variation on live action+3D CGI?

Left looks like an autistic child in a onesie

WHY NOT GIVE HIM ACTUAL GLOVES FFS

Basically. Sony can't do anything unique.

You are just as much of a soiboi as them, you are just in denial
I have seen your pictures, Yea Forums.

this should've been canon and that'd be the end of this mess

A whole new breed of hero
A whole new feed and seed of hero

>Yep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My Wojak friend, It's way past cool.

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Basednic.

Based.

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Can I get a quick rundown on how autists have responded to this?

A hedgehog haveing human teeth is creepy. :/

You can't even post yt links with soi in it

>drove
He gave her STD and STI's galore

Bad, they're not happy. Honestly, the design is putrid shit but that's hardly surprising.

bane

better?
youtube.com/watch?v=xCQuWSvd-hk

Better, but not there yet.

>be me browsing catalog
>see this
>my initial response: "nah it's still shit"
>open thread and look at first post
>mfw

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LONG LEGS AND HUMAN THIGHS
LIVING IN A GANGSTERS PARADISE
TOO MUCH SPACE BETWEEN THE EYES
LIVING IN A GANGSTERS PARADISE

Jim Carry is the only reason to watch this movie. Especially him hamming it up 90s style.

Kari sable

Is Shadow the Edgelord going to be in this movie?

Reputation.
People will give Pokemon infinite passes, no matter how shit the games get, because of the brand logo and Nintendo.
But people will infinitely shit on sonic because of Sonic 06 and furries they otherwise would not find if they ignored deviantart.

I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Fuck i need to sleep

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i like the left one better

it has this feeling of self distance about it. Its like someone took autistic fanfiction and remade it into something normal people would actually care about.

What is wrong with paramount? Is this so fucking hard to do?

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Pikachu stills looks like a cartoon character.
Sonic looks like a skinnyfat manlet in a fursuit.

basednic

How many seconds it take you

how can you explain realistically that he has only one eye?

>not playing Sonic on a Game Gear.

This guy looks more like Sonic.

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If he's an alien they don't have to explain shit.

Do sonic can stop time!?

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souless
soul

64^64 times better

If you want fat carrey, just hire the best carrey. Drew Carrey for Robotnik.

based

Pass, Drew Carey looks like my grandma these days.

Soul
Soulless

>think they could improve upon a recognizable design
Ding! We have a winner! Fucking "artists" are such special snowflakes, they know _just_ what will spice up an old and "outdated" design.

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But Drew Carey isn't fat anymore

Fug :DDD

There is a theory it is actually goggles for when he is running so fast. Or it's just to make him more cartoony I suppose.

current year lunatic Carrey is the same as the 90s Carrey

Yeah that's what you want, big cheesy monster that's kinda cartoony.

We can change this.

>A Sonichu movie where Sonichu enters reality and tortures Chris
KINO

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>whenever he blinks his eyelids slide over the goggles

OOH NOOOOOO

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*dabs*

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Holy fuck the man in a suit look fucking gets me hahaha

If they wanted him to look like a more realistic animal, they should've made him look like a more realistic animal, give him some more sensible fur coloring etc.
Now it just looks like a low-tier onesie with a weird head attachment.

BRAVO

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>arms still blue

Why go through the effort of everything else you fucking faggot

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That image has been saved on my phone for like 4 years cause it always cheers me up when I'm feeling down