“I drank a shot of vodka to brace myself, pulled my flaccid penis out of my pants, and casually walked past Trump, trying to brush the edge of his jacket with my penis. Luckily he didn’t seem to notice or even twitch.”
“I drank a shot of vodka to brace myself, pulled my flaccid penis out of my pants, and casually walked past Trump...
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Connor Bennett
is this fanfiction
Luke Anderson
GOTTEM
Benjamin Parker
Sebastian White
His penis has probably been flaccid and useless since well before he got famous.
Julian Brown
Grose AND weird
Kayden Garcia
>moby
no thanks
Isaac Long
tell us about the time you pissed on your hand before shaking hands with harvey weinstein, mr moby.
Lucas Walker
He just admitted to sexual assault, wtf?!
Benjamin Flores
I can understand rubbing your balls on something that someone will touch later.. but actually putting your dick on another man is pretty gay
James Martinez
Trump probably has sniffed some cole out of more attractive men. He is from new New York after all.
Wyatt Myers
>admitting to sexual assault
He and Perlman should get together.
Jaxson Flores
hey, well at least the ending of heat is still good
Ethan Scott
I thought that was David Fincher
Owen Campbell
Trump has been sexually abused lmao
Daniel Bell
YO LIL DONNIE I SHIT IN MY HAND AND SMEARED IT ON MY KITCHEN FLOOR. BET YOU FEEL REAL DUMB NOW HUH
Caleb Peterson
Why did Trump pay NK $2m to kill Otto?
Sebastian Smith
that's fucking illegal
Jaxon Rodriguez
Moby was the original s0yb0y or as close as someone could get to that in the 1990s.
Chase Cook
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Jose Young
Replace Trump with a woman in this sentence, and jacket with a dress.
Daniel Kelly
>Leftist is a sexually wierd degenerate
Wow...
Juan Perry
YO LIL DONNIE! I'M IMPOTENT AND WAVE IT AROUND IN PUBLIC! HOW DO YA LIKE THEM APPLES?!
Hunter Green
ish deesh BLOO-bloobloo?
Jayden Martin
so trump is now part of libtards #metoo meme
based
Wyatt Johnson
>not Michael Stipe or Morrissey
Austin Ramirez
Isn't this kind of sexual assault?
Daniel Williams
So Moby is a Sex Offender.
Huh, I'm not surprised.
Tyler Brooks
a shame trump is a faggot.
he could have put madonna in jail when she talk about 'blowing up the white house' during the women march and he could easily put this faggot on jail for addmiting being a sex offender.
Angel Collins
Remember when Moby said that his "CIA friends" told him that the Steele Dossier was "100% true?"
Benjamin Evans
Based and redpilled
Ethan Cruz
>so there I was rubbing my dick on hillary clinton
Anthony Ortiz
This faggot is unworthy of being a descendant of Herman Melville. I'm glad Eminem roasted his ass and put the last nail in his career's coffin. Dumb bald headed faggot.
Jaxson Taylor
lol did this really happen
Blake Adams
Why are anti-Trump faggots such degenerate sub-humans? I'm excited to see what they do after they lose the 2020 election.
Chase Evans
I miss this meme
Joseph Kelly
This.
Nicholas Rogers
YO LITTLE DONNIE, I RUBBED MY DICK ALL OVER YOU AND FUCKED A LITTLE MEXICAN BOY UP THE ASS RIGHT AFTER
Anthony Bell
>Commit sexual assault
>Want applause for it
What's wrong with people?
William Sanders
I want to rub my p0n0s against daddy, too. Imagine the maga haha
awooo
Jack Foster
eminem was right about moby
Liam Perez
Because you're in a cult, and you've been skullfucked for long enough that you see normal people as abhorrent.
Brayden Barnes
Yeah, I'm going to go out on a limb and call rubbing your penis on people "not normal". See you in 2020, hon.
Benjamin Phillips
And Moby? You can get stoned by Obie. 46 year old bald headed faggot, blow me. You don't know me. You're too old; let go it's over.
Connor King
how do you like them apples?
Carter Gray
moby is gay ?
Dylan Sullivan
Eminem's an old faggot now too.
Dylan Flores
Trump didn't notice because it was too small
Jayden Wright
Nothing wrong with rubbing your dick on people, as long as it's consensual.
Xavier Rodriguez
Logan Allen
> not even bill does that.
Cooper Ward
>immune to the golden handshake
>immune to the slippery ding dong
Is there anything that can stump Trump?
William Sanders
Morrissey is a chad
Grayson Turner
Pretty sure thsts a felony
Dylan Miller
>Morrissey
he's been disowned since he publicly asked why it's ok to bring millions of people into europe
Luke Jackson
>normal
>literally anyone in your coalition of freaks and losers
top fucking kek
Bentley Phillips
look at a picture of Morrissey and then compare it to Moby you dumb faggot
Dylan Ramirez
>do some gay shit
drumpf btfo!
Asher Sanchez
extreme gays are back again
Robert Nguyen
Did the CIA tell Moby to do this?
Christian Brown
Imagine the shitshow if he did this to a female actress.
Angel Murphy
To be fair Moby is pretty gay to begin with
Luis Roberts
>Morrissey
pls user
He is a Chad
Justin Nelson
No, it's a shoop. He was on reddit.
Asher Smith
>Mozza
>Chad
Choose one.
Brayden Lopez
rubbing your penis on people's faces to own the conservatards epic style
Mason Robinson
>Dude I pissed in my own hand before shaking Drumpf's hand!
>Dude I rubbed my penis on Donald Blompf
>Dude I fisted my own ass before patting D. Trumph's ass
>Dude I shit all over my own face before giving Drinf a kiss on the mouth
Why are leftists so insane?
Jack Johnson
based moby is based
Ayden Cook
Fake link, perverted fantasy.
Ryder Nelson
>Why are leftists so insane?
Why are you making things up, then raging against your own fantasies?
Jaxon Gomez
>stomped
Luis Howard
NOBODY LISTENS TO TECHNOOOOOOO
Nicholas Allen
It's called hyperbole, the first two are true then I added two fake ones for comedic effect and to emphasize how insane this kind of behavior is. Where's the rage?
Lucas Cox
IN MY DREAMS I'M DYING ALL THE TIME