Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion
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Zapan a Bitch
Ok if you want to watch a video about swordsmithing or something then where would you go instead of YouTube?
>"I don't want blood on these hands too."
Hello new bread
Please be healed by motivational Arita
whoa nice catch
bros how has the blu ray not leaked yet? I'm going through serious withdrawals...
Alita is such an inspiring character
mfw i recognize i made that webm 2 months ago
LOL, this is great OC
Peaches found/made a good rip last night
Not blu ray quality yet, that'll still be at least a month I think
did the webm user last night ever make one of Zapan smirking as he's stalking Alita and Hugo? it is my face anytime I see Alita being cute and can't help but smile
Sorry
Next time we should call it first, I only made one because I though nobody else was going to
It's always a dangerous game, because half the time when we do call it, there's always that one Jerome who jumps in to make the next thread with a shitty OP, or even an okay OP, but just to beat out the one who called it to get there first. Sickening, really.
last one for the user who requested it in the last thread
close! I think was literally the next shot as they ride off on the motorcycle.
too quick for you
Peaches found a better rip but with bad audio, some user combined the video with the 1xbet audio a few hours ago.
fuck he's such a cool character
>The way she's panting
She got herself riled up after that speech
I wish I had an /ALITA/-specific version of this picture for you guys. Like the stick-figure guy edited to look like Alita
bitch'n thanks, fren
Who the hell doesn't use YT? you not forced to watch only the normie crap on there, there are some actually good/worthwhile channels out there too.
I know, right? At least GenX doesn't do top cringe shit like shove Patreon or Skillshare down viewers' throats.
Who dares challenge the mighty Tanji
>ONCE and for ALL...
that wouldn't be that hard at all, fren. Just depends what pic of Alita you'd like I guess.
THIS IS THREAD #443
THIS IS THREAD #443
THIS IS THREAD #443
THIS IS THREAD #443
THIS IS THREAD #443
THIS IS THREAD #443
THIS IS THREAD #443
>me
BASED thread man
>Oh NO MY CUT!!!
could the Damascus blade withstand a lightsaber?
thanks todd
I want to give Alita the Kissu
>user! What are you doing?
>You need to roll a high number our whole party is dead!
Roll for Alita. Higher than 50, you win. Lower than 50 you die. 99 and she gives you kissu.
best I got
Well, you're already dead user. My turn.
Whens the directors cut blu ray.
When can we expect it on torrent sites
still have my account from 2008 and i use it for a number of channels/videos ranging from tech to vidya, music, diy, etc but not cancer shit like "WHAT'S UP GUYS, FAGGOT HERE BACK AGAIN WITH ANOTHER [current subject] VIDEO BUT BEFORE WE START, PLEASE LIKE THE VIDEO AND SUBSCRIBE, IT REALLY HELPS OUT" etc
can't justify twitter though
I wonder what became of homemade stuffie.
rollan
I mean, the 'physics' of both a lightsaber and the Damascus blade are wonked beyond repair for IRL science, but according to in-universe logic, I'd have the say lightsaber beats out the Damascus blade, because a lightsaber is (supposedly) pure light/laser energy. No real mass there for the Damascus blade to slice through. At beast, the Damascus blade would literally slice through the lightsaber without displacing it, almost like when you quickly slash your hand across a moving water stream. The lightsaber, however, could burn and incinerate through the Damascus blade.
Gimme kissu
how do I get this smug?
I like the one from this picture, only not crying
But that's sadAlita, and it's supposed to be a happy picture. Look, the stick-figure guy is smiling
I would be shocked if there's ever a director's cut
Every scene with Alita in it takes forever to render so they wouldn't do it unless they knew it was going to end up in the movie
Twitter is only for following famous/rich/powerful/influencer people and funny people, or if you yourself are one of the above people. No other reason for one to have one. I don't personally have a twitter, but I don't think it should be like a disqualifier, like "hurr durr you use X, therefore you're a Y"
99 IM COMING
>homemade stuffie
ask VA next time she's on
nooooooooooo
>Yikes!
Y'all realize Asian hair is thicker and floofs differently than wh*toid hair right
rolling for kissu
Mocap suit
Kiss me and i can die a happy man
come on baby I need a fresh pair of kissu
Well Alita's a Martian and Mars was colonized by Germanic people so what's your point
NIGGERS
The kiss is mine faggots
It likely could take the hit with the URM plasma arc enabled since that makes the Damascus blade an energy weapon. Although, in the original extended universe there were also non-energy weapons that could parry a lightsaber called vibroblades, and some of the designs for those certainly resemble the Damascus blade. So maybe?
Why did Hugo try to climb on top of the tube.
But why not go inside it?
I know it was used only for cargo. But why couldnt he crawl inside?
I'm not stopping till i reach 99
be Rosa Salazar
c'mon c'mon
There may have been no way to enter the tube safely or without going through some sort of security.
Short answer: because that's how it is in the manga
my guess is that it would be impossible to fit inside whatever conveyor system they have in there. Going on top made the most sense. I doubt he or anybody else knew about the defense rings.
They could have made her look like this but shorter
Maybe it was too hard to animate. Byt in real life hair can have volume
Good Evening Alitans!
Thread OST: youtu.be
doing one more roll. I accept whatever happens to me.
Based Satan
c'mon c'mon c'mon
What’s up, /ALITA/?
I’m really happy. These two came in the mail today. Definitely /fa/ worthy
I’m all about that weeb shit now
FUCK FUCK FUCK
if only i had waited 2 more seconds
Please bb
no tears version
rolling
well for the exact reason you mentioned (following those people) it is a disqualifier. following influencers (shills), celebrities, or "funny" people is a disqualifier in and of itself. if you care about rich and powerful people just read articles about them when something significant happens.
then again what do i know, i hate normies
based and logicpilled
re rolling, i need this
>get words directly from famous people
>get words from famous people translated by journalists
Octopus lips approved
re rerolling, c'mon c'mon
i can't settle for lower quality. i need full blu ray to experience it properly
whats the quality like? do they seem decent?
god damn it
Y'all beat me to the punch, but I made my own original version.
Adding this to the long list of Alita webms I always end up transfixed by for a minute straight
shameful waste of quads
Ive seriously masturbated to that pain reaction twice already. Whats wrong with me.... whats my problem...oh my god just looking at her in pain makes me erect
????
i wanna kiss
rollin even though its my own post
Nice digits
Quality is great! Pretty soft and fits nicely
>pretty soft and fits nicely
that's what Hugo said ayyyy
I have one to reply to assholes and reply to retards.
Specially when someone in Yea Forums posts a tweet pic of some retarded asshole.
I must reply
>Not reading news articles by ignoring author's opinion and just seeing raw facts/quotes/transcripts
>shiggy diggy do
you can just turn you brain off every time you see the words/phrases "could lead to, possibly, hints at, allegedly, unknown/inside sources, I", etc.
>/alita/ #443: endless boops
Great work, anons. Thanks!
>giving clickbait sites your pageviews
Again, I meant it more as 'watch the shitshow' way not, 'ooh, I'm totally going to check out and buy whatever product and/or service this person recommends!' Tweets from people like Elon Musk or Trump or whomever the fuck. I remember some based funny twitter accounts back in the day like, "things heard in the Goldman Sachs elevator" and "Ghetto hikes" or some shit where some camp counselor would take intercity kids out on hikes and tweet the funny shit they'd say.
Like a trash shredder.
this one's my favorite
fire up that rocket hammer i don't give a fuck
>They are now literally saying Jim needed 500m to break even.
((Their)) obnoxiousness know no bounds.
MAKE THE EYES BIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
noise
I don't care about winning, I want kissu or death
99
PLEASE
Rolling for my alita sex doll
This is dumb, you guys.
don't be a wet blanket. We all want kissu.
i mean if you count some mainstream news sites clickbait and you don't already use adblock, idk what you're doing
those sites link their sources most of the time so if it's a case of "X said Y, here's an excerpt", you can follow a link to the whole transcript to see if it was taken out of context or not. plus being familiar with the gay article allows you to easily find/call out people who read that and only that (sometimes they only read the headline) and you can drop knowledge on if it was taken out of context with more quotes not included in the article.
if their tweets are that controversial you'll hear about it, you don't need twatter to see them anyways (see elon musk tweeting about how the media is being controlled, but not saying by who. that caused a shitstorm). i just see twitter as normie cancer because yeah sometimes decent pages will post funny content, but the replies/comments or whatever is straight up cancer reaction gifs
also if you want to save said images on your phone you have to screenshot, hence why those ghetto memes have so much artifacting. at least with memebook you can just click "options, save" to save a copy and have a messenger app that most everyone uses, unless you stick to sms or whatsapp
>The anti fun police arrived
I know. Me too. But can you imagine the uproar had I gotten 99 with saying that?
>Alita suckers /alita/ again
I don't believe bloatman scored directly off this post but I could be wrong
Saved.
...
...one... last... time...
based
I CAN REACH ANY STAR
99
99
99
I WANT TO KISS THAT CHIN
Sicko mode
Give me Slytherin, come on Slytherin!
Boy
I want to lick her ear and nibble her chin
blondita a cute
only 1 roll, have to make it count
too lewd
Oh wow she is actually is adorable blonde
>HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!
probs not gonna get it, but fuck it right
Please
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK
You people are becoming the new Katawa Shoujo General. This shit isn't healthy.
you're a nigger using scripts so you don't count
Fucking ape
>inb4 the shitstorm
BASED
prolly nothin
;_;
I thought Alita was officially out of the theaters after the Endgame opening, but she still managed to get a few bucks
what a trooper
>lmao how is ugliness even a thing, just ask daddy to make you a cute face nigga
*trouper
> not learning how to breathe properly, eating right and losing weight to get an aesthetic chiseler face free of spots
you're right thanks
English is my second language
Oh no no no no /ALITA/ on suicide watch
I mean, it worked for the best lad until bitch broke his nose
ayo, thanks Alita
Nah you were right the first time it's trooper
Trooper was correct though
A fucking nigger got it. All of /ALITA/ just got cucked. Wow.
>people hating on this man
youtube.com
Disappointed in some of you.
well I was the one who got corrected
I looked it up and it seems to be what I want to say
I just looked it up, and both "trooper" and "trouper" share the meaning of
'a reliable and uncomplaining person'
So, I was wrong in correcting you:
When you were right.
Nigger one doesnt count.
THIS does.
oh well, everyone was right
G E N T L E M E N
The sun is going down in about 2 hours. You know what happens then.
I think the word was originally "trouper", ou, but it was appropriated with a play on "troop", as in a military unit, and so now "trouper" and "trooper" both have a definition meaning
'a reliable and uncomplaining person'
Aren't linguistics fascinating?
i've been waiting for this
Soon
actually kino
I'm surprised a drawfren hasnt made a vampalita version
Guess I'll die, again
>usubg Adblock
ISHYGDDT
Use uBlock Origin, or uMatrix if you're a fa/g/.
>not HYPER FUTURE VISION GUNNM
I'll allow it this time
Now?
>ew no, you... you get a handshake
WHO'S HOLDING THE CAMERA?
Get out of here Bucky, based black man beat you to her
Reminder none of you even talk about the movie and the memes are cringe. Sequel never, make a subreddit, have sex.
>Say what? I can't hear you over the sound of me going on a date with your daughterfu, bye
ther's poop in there
I just got banned from posting in /o/ and I don't know why, can I stay here and comf? I brought my own blanket.
You are bad.
>As long as you don't smell you can stay user
rolling for death
Why would I smell?
suck a cock MCU niggers. We might be cringe. But your movies adn yourself are a fucking cancer on the movie world. Now fuck off and go kiss Brie Larssons feet again you fucking cuck.
Of course. If you're phoneposting with dynamic IPs random bans happen all the time.
>Alita: Battle Angel came out two years ago
oh shit
of course, fren
Watcha know about these digits,, prolly nothin
Oh that could be, I use my phone most of the time. It's not all bad though, it brought me back here.
>I lived 28 years unhealed before Feb 2019.
This is why Movie Critics need to be publicly hanged.
the day we all got cucked
im gonna kill myself now
>There's too many capeshit, star wars, got threads
>I don't get it they're not even that good
BIG think
>Alita: battling angel came out last month
uh oh the incel is feeling homicidal, don't go to school tomorrow guys
Unironically this
if they have the tech to keep one wheel bikes upright then why dont they make thing less shitty?
The 6% of faggots who couldn't keep up with the movie because they need superheroes for it to be good.
Everything that's not the MCU is basically shunned nowadays. And I don't just mean the actual films, I mean the styles of the movie. If it doesn't at all resemble the MCU, the audiences shut down.
cause you're an /o/gre
sit down i've btfo you twice now, incel
Aww whats the matter brainlet?
It's not good guy superheroes win again #23 so you automatically turn off?
You should get that fixed.
Holding it down in Yea Forums, holding it down in /ALITA/... fuck, but fuck it right, damn
Try posting again after resetting your data and it might work.
I don't go there much, Alita has my heart.
right you are man
>It's ok to like both my movie and the MCU, user.
>but if you like Captain Marvel I will use your balls for motorball practice
the hit job most media critics had out on Alita pretty much was the death knell for me ever caring about any 'legit' critic. I pretty much only agree with Anthony Lane and I have a feeling he would've liked Alita. Richard Brody can find a bigger stick to shove up his ass.
nah just they are people too and people found ways to make things. yea they couldnt make a flying machine because its banned but they could have done something with that tech like floating boards or expanded outward from the city
especially in the cinematic universe
oh that would be terrible just imagine it haha what a bad time
>goggles
everytime
i just realized i dont have a laughing gif but i like this one
Don't laugh Alita loves her goggles.
>mfw anons don't have five gifs just of Rosa laughing
its like a parent laughing at their child its stupid but damn if it aint something to appreciate now
whos rosa?
you got the full picture of this? with the lewd sweety feet?
Rosa is Alita
I don't which is a surprise
>doesn't know who Rosa is
>can't spell 'sweaty'
The absolute state
Everything in Iron City is literally made of random crap that Zalem dumps on them so it's not like they have an abundance of convenient parts. Hugo is also notoriously stingy so he wouldn't give a shit about how his gyro bike looks.
By the way we're close to gyro bikes being a real thing that you can buy.
I like black people.
I love black girls
This video is just truly disgusting and degenerate. Give me cuties like candance owens, not this savage shit
amazing work with that shot but why does the face move down?
It's time for Swan Song 10 Hour Version
why cant we fly?
fuck you hes aight
Not sure
I think the mouth stays in about the same place but his head and hand move too so maybe it was just two different takes spliced together
>thinking a skinny basement dweller dude downing a steel reserve to crush away the drudgery of his wagecuck job is savage
Nah, you're just racist.
In Iron City? Because the Factory/Zalem will shoot you down, this includes birds
Can you repeat that but eloquently? This makes no sense
neat
Zalem doesn't want people in Iron City to have ANYTHING capable of flight as a border control measure. IIRC they even shoot birds out of the sky.
Listen, ESL, it's not my fault you don't know the language. Any native-English speaker understands perfectly what I wrote there.
Rosa is a sweetie though
But how can i be racist when i plan to marry and have kids with a cute conservative black girl?
Check mate
it's been almost 2 months since I saw the movie last. I tried to abstain from the chinarip but I caved. Now I'm going through it and taking screenshots of a ton of shit. There's so many cool shots in this movie.
Why is ESL an insult
I don't get it
I wish I could still speak another language
So I just watched this...
Why was she fighting on the moon if she's from mars? If mars lost the war how did the martian soldier get all the way to earth? How the fuck wasn't that martian ship completely stripped down for scrap yet? If you've ever seen russian tanks left behind they're stripped for parts and the only thing left is a rusty shell
dammit i need more alita foot content
Because you discriminate against certain types black of people who don't fit your mold of an 'acceptable type'. You don't give people the chance to weigh them on their outside merits, you look at the superficial. Same thing, let's say you find this conservative black qt. She could be a shitty person you don't gel with, but you ASSUMED you would because she fits certain criteria you're looking for. You gotta give people a chance to measure their personal and individual merits. Otherwise, you're a bigot, one way or another.
>tfw you go to touch her butt for the first time
Glad you joined the camrip squad. It's the only option for the next month or two.
thats a story for another day ;)
everything but the scrapped ship was explained in the manga which is better then the movie but that can be said about every adaptation so read the manga and have fun
literally all except your first question are answered in the movie user.
I can't answer most of these, either because manga spoilers or I don't know the answer, but:
>How the fuck wasn't that martian ship completely stripped down for
Like they explained in the movie, no one around understands how any of the technology works, how to disassemble it, could find anyone interesting in buying scrap from it, etc. It also looks generally sturdy and well put together, like the only way to pry pieces apart would be to blow shit up, and they don't have easy-to-come-by explosives in Iron City.
Earth had a major defense base on the moon
They made it to Earth, but Earth also made it to Mars
I believe no one knew about
Here we go little lita
>Why fight on the moon
Not sure yet but I imagine an Earth-Mars war would probably include the Moon
>How did a Martian soldier get to Earth?
Spaceships, we see them attacking Zalem in a flashback
>Why URM ship not stripped?
Nobody knows what most of it is or what to do with it, parts of the ship are sealed off, also it's 300 years old not just a few decades
god I wish that was me
Because you discriminate against certain types black of people who don't fit your mold of an 'acceptable type'. You don't give people the chance to weigh them on their inside merits (or lack thereof), you look at the superficial. Same thing, let's say you find this conservative black qt. She could be a shitty person you don't gel with, but you ASSUMED you would because she fits certain criteria you're looking for. You gotta give people a chance to measure their personal and individual merits. Otherwise, you're a bigot, one way or another.
I didn't want to do it either but damn is it a relief being able to watch it even in shitty quality.
I was starting to forget the sound of her voice ;_;
>1XBET rip
See
>tfw Alita-zoned.
>tfw people judge Alita and don't watch the movie just because she has big eyes
this movie was a turd that rightfully bombed
get a life faggots
Generalizations are actually okay. If you don't want to be treated like a cop, don't wear a cop's uniform. If you don't want to be treated like a gangster, don't act like a gangbanger.
bIGgER hAnd
I got it earlier and it is noticeably better quality
So i cant dislike the guy in the vid due to his personality, lifestyle or constant burping? I cant find him gross regardless of race
It can ONLY be because of race. Nothing else?
But youre not the one obsessed with only race?
Yeah seems legit. I must accept and love a person based on nothing but their skin color. Anything else is a "bigot "
Heres a beautiful black alita cosplay for your troubles
lol keep crying qt
Explain your math for it 'bombing'
Also we're a hell of a lot more social than you are
You
>dont understand tech
>still have people that cant use the tech
like they might not be able to replicate it but they can at least understand how it works
I agree, it's weird. I'm ESL and speak English better than the majority of burgers.
>So i cant dislike the guy in the vid due to his personality, lifestyle or constant burping? I cant find him gross regardless of race
No, my point is that you're pinning these negatives BECAUSE he's black or BECAUSE he's that black type you don't like. Not because he's some guy that happens to be black and is a slob or whatever.
>It can ONLY be because of race. Nothing else?
Nope, see above.
>But youre not the one obsessed with only race?
Nope, I'm not.
>Yeah seems legit. I must accept and love a person based on nothing but their skin color. Anything else is a "bigot "
I literally said the opposite, to weigh people as people, based on their individual merits. I concede that his crude behavior is too much for you, where I don't think it's as bad as you make it out, but that it's not race-based. Snobby? Sure is. But not racist.
thanks for the cosplay pic
I love /ourgirl/ and I love my Alitafrens and I love /ALITA/ even when it isn't so comfy because everyone's fighting.
>complaining about racism on Yea Forums
Well, it's the same stereotype as being a 'burger'. ESL as an extreme stereotype is a motherfucker with broken English who thinks too much in the native language than in English. Burger stereotype is dumb, fat, overly religious, racist wanker. It's just a stereotype used as a jeer. It's exaggeration and ball-busting. All in good fun.
what's with all the race talk?
same here. I don't let myself get bothered by dumb things. Comfy is eternal.
We've found artifacts from thousands of years ago IRL that we still don't understand.
no idea, just let them burn themselves out.
>Martian? More like Margger.
Sone people got mad a nigger got the kissu roll earlier, and it escalated from there.
sometimes you just have to wait for it to blow over or for a new thread to cleanse everything
Like what? (Protip: There isn't anything.)
No, all of those questions are answered in the movie.
>Not sure yet but I imagine an Earth-Mars war would probably include the Moon
The moon belongs to earth and it's just another front in the war, I don't understand how this is a question.
Speaking of which, is that user still here who had OC for the next thread?
Voynich manuscript is one and that's not even 1000 years old
This thread is officially cursed and no longer comfy.
>Voynich manuscript
No one thinks it's a serious thing.
Oh hey Genx, what's up?
Bake that new bread
>No, all of those questions are answered in the movie.
waht that's literally what I said?
NOT EVERY THREAD HAS TO BE COMFY
It's called general discussion, not comfy discussion
PIPING HOT FRESH BREAD:
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lmao why people mad a black guy got the 99.
Possibly but either way nobody understands it
There are a few artifacts here and there that are still surprising or a bit mysterious
>all but your first
you don't say, imagine my shock
Cause fuck black people
Yes, many white women do.
My first post
>I like black people.
>I love black girls
>This video is just truly disgusting and degenerate. Give me cuties like candance owens, not this savage shit
You are filling these posts with your own insecurities and your own bias against me due to your sensitivity on the subject.
Or someone in your own family that is like the guy.
Dont forget i have been more than respectful in our blessed alita thread when anyone else in 4cha. would have called you a fucking niger. Ive taken my time to write a reasonable reply to you
I dont give a shit if you consider me racist or not. I know im not. I dont have a chip on my shoulder about this like you.
The guy in the vid might be a nice guy but i couldnt stand the burping and his attitude. Could be a spic or an indian guy. Who cares