Got

there is only one scroll left because it has been used by almost all characters in season 7

Post characters that were turned into complete jokes by D&D

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TOOT TOOT

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Then why was the NK still up and about?

>Jonfag since S1

It hurts so much bros... I wanted him to make a peace deal.....

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>best movie I ever saw

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Nice, I love FTK but I didn’t know many other people played it

Worst Characters:
1. Stannis Baratheon (King of stupid. So vile, burned his own kid. Should have bent the knee to Renly. Worshipped by incels.)
2. Robert Baratheon (Stupid and cucked by Cersei. Indirect cause of everything wrong. Has no character but memes.)
3. Jaime Lannister (Slave to her sister's cunt. Mostly a smug idiot. Forced redemption arc that doesn't make sense.)
4. Baelish (Always thinks he is smarter than he actually is even when truly smart characters like Sansa are involved.)
5. Cersei Lannister (Ruined lots of lives. Stupid and arrogant. Foolishly opposes my Dany. Doesn't know when to give up.)

Best Characters:
1. Azor Arya (Night King Slayer, suffered the most out of everyone but always pulls through. My savage little wolf cub.)
2. My lovely Dany (Most deserving of the Throne. Best girl, best khaleesi, best queen. Most pure and beautiful. Cute dragons.)
3. Tyrion Lannister (Smart and funny dwarf. Removed Tywin, another nonsensical patriarchal archetype that was shitting up the plot.)
4. Sansa Stark (Smartest Character, defeated Cersei, Baelish, Ramsay. Greatest character development. Keeps up with my Dany.)
5. Brienne of Tarth (Loyal and just to a fault. Completely destroyed the hound who exemplifies toxic masculinity. Justly executed the worst character.)

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first for Cers marries Jaime and they live happily ever after

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nth for Stannis

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post yfw a literal goblin womanlet killed a thousand year old necromancer mage

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This, but unironically

>Last lord commander of the nightswatch
>last of the crows to hold his vows
>The wall broke before the watch did

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Every single wight in this episode had a couple of these. Whenever NPCs were on the screen they teleported in but whenever the main characters had to show off how badass they were they were just gone in an instant only to reappear as soon as the main characters fell back

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KANG IN DA NORF

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based Bran telling us to turn our brains off while watching

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It's such a shame they cancelled the show after only 3 seasons and didn't bother adapting the rest of the books. I think it could have had a lot of potential. And I really wanted to see where they went with the White Walker plotline.

How do you think it would have ended /got/?

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iktf bro. jaime is our only hope now. AZOR JAIME

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I should have appreciated loli arya more

This

GROW UP

HAVE SEX

STOP WATCHING SHITTY FANTASY

BASED DND

FUCK I WAS SLEEPING

WHYYYYYYYY IS IT SO FUCKING DARK WHY WOULD THESE FUCKING KIKES DO THAT ARE THEY TRYING TO MAKE US BUY OLED TVS

Daily reminder that Azor Hai died in first season

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Meme show general

>Theon, you're a good man.
could theon have survived and killed the NK if he just had 19 more identical copies of himself?

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>battle starts
>Jon and dany fly up with the dragons holding big bags
>as soon as the nightlong reveals himself they fly over him
>dragons open the bags
>sharp bits of dragonflass rain down on him
>gg
Its so easy to come up with better plans that this has replaced Star Wars movie how-it-should’ve theorizing lmao

delete this, sansa is /ourgirl/ because she’s the only cute one left

this was Bran entering Gendry's body and you know it

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are elio and linda allowed to discuss the show?

what did they say about the latest ep?

which movie?

>How do you think it would have ended /got/?

Don't know, probably would end with a huge struggle of survival in the long winter that will last for seasons fighting the white walkers before they reach all the way to dorne for the final stand.

>season ends
>shot of pic related
>"wave" of destruction after NK death is reaching up there
>plenty of small mounds fo ice
EXCEPT
>there's a man tied to a weir wood tree
>Last WW stabs him in the heart with an obsidian dagger
>Eyes turn blue as last "old gen" WW splatters into ice
>Skin begins to change color
>And who... Are you...

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Never forget Robb fucking the north over because of foreign mutt pussy

Holy shit is this from GOT?

Reminder that all the NK wanted was to borrow the rape tape from bran
its why Bran wasnt really doing anything

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ok the REAL question is why is this the last season, and why is it only 6 episodes.
95 percent of the problems this show has could be fixed by simply adding on 10 more episodes. there should have been AT LEAST 5 episodes dedicated to the great war. fuck it all man.

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Why did D&D think that just showing Bran fly some crows would stop people thinking what a waste of space Bran is in the battle?

its well documented

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My deck has no pathetic cards

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I made this image of the Night King photoshopped onto Keyser Soze's head and I'm really proud of it and I think you guys should know that

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>only cute one left

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>NK stabs Theon
>Theon lays down
>NK looks at him, then walks away
>has no idea that Theon suffered so much at the hands of Ramsay that now he's dull to pain, even form mortal wounds
>Theon slowly gets up
>"Don't you know? I'm already dead"
>What is dead may never die etc etc theme begins to play
>stabs NK

The only good thing about this episode is that whatever you come up with still sounds better than what actually happened
But the iron price was still too high desu

Where the fuck is the gap in his armor that arya stabbed?

I laughed

S T A N N I S
T
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>post yfw Arya appeared behind the NK

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If you’re talking about Loras then yes
>When the sun has set, no candle can take its place.
vs
>DUDE DICKS LMAO!

>be night king
>have armor that does nothing
>have 100,000 years to plan this shit out
>have 10 million strong army
>be the only one to SLOWLY go up to Bran and kill him

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>You're a piece of work, Arya. But so am I. You think I didn't know I'd get busted some day? Goes with the territory. This entire level is rigged with enough wildfire to take out the top fifty stories. If they go, the rest go too.
>Like the jewelry? It's a transmitter, enchanted to my heartbeat. My heart stops, the Castle blows, and everyone in it... ash. You got no way out, Arya. Put your Needle down.

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youtube.com/watch?v=zZSbdGOuk6k

>Coolest aesthetic
>Coolest voice
>Nailed the Crusader/Paladin Gimmick
>Has a stupid death like Barristan did

Fuck. D and D

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SOMEONE HELP THE NIGHTKING ROLLED ME OVER

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>My savage little wolf cub
Even while knowing it was a joke this line made me cringe

All of the city of Dorne

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grow up

Should be Bran's.

is witcher going to be the next shitpost fiesta?

I have no idea why d&d hate these cool characters. I know they're only side characters but still.

d&d think we are so stupid we don't know what drone is

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Elio hasn't watched since S5 I believe

Linda was actually pretty positive about the episode from a technical aspect, I think she's past getting angry at D&D for butchering the source material.

>light cav full frontal charge

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Prediction: The Golden Company will come to Winterfell and declare they were hired by the Iron Throne to support the rightful queen Daeneris Targaryen.

People have to care to shitpost, its too obviously shit.

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youtube.com/watch?v=O8ES_ElI6Wg

It's like an entirely different show.

me llmao arya, la matadora de los reis!

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Patriarchies smashed by women
>Dany: 3 (Slavers, Dorthaki, House Tarly)
>Cersei: 3 ( House Tyrell, The Faith, House Lannister(Kevan)
>Arya: 2 (House Frey, Walkers?)
>Sansa: 2 (House Baelish, House Bolton)
>Brienne: 1 (House Baratheon)
>Sand Snakes: 1 (House Martell)

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>season ends
>shot of pic related
>an who... you iz...

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>have all the time in the world
>still don't wait for every square centimeter of Winterfell to be covered in whighs before making a move on Bran

TOO FUCKING LAZY TO GIVE IT IT"S ACTUAL NAME
What did D&D mean by this?

>He turns on Cersei
>Takes control of the Iron throne
>Establishes the Westerosi Empire
>Conquers Essos, in order to attain materials and wealth for his experiments
>Conquers Asshai
>Uses Magic to make space ships
>Colonises the stars

Qyburn is the sleeper final boss

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How the FUCK does everyone suddenly know the specific White Walker that confronts Jon at Hardhome is the Night King from season 7 and onwards? In fact, how does Jon know that is the Night King in the first place? The show never mentions the Night King before the "Hardhome" episode and never establishes any mythology at all surrounding him, but in every episode after that everyone seems to accept that is the Night King and no one even seems to question who he is, everyone just seems to know about him. It makes some sense that northerners had heard legends about him, but even southerners like Jaime and Tyrion talk about him like it's not even strange that he exists. What the hell is wrong with this show?

They should have put Sunspear there and then have the first character mention it's in Dorne for the brainlets.

It was merely an act

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who?

>gap in his armor

Did you mean to say plot hole?

The game of thrones is irrelevant everyone the impending doom of the dead are coming

Ok now that's over we must go to kings landing and take the throne

Why would anyone waifu this mongrel? that Sideshow Bob hair would get old really quick.

>S T A N N I S
>T
>A
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>N
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>S

it's not even a city, it's an entire fucking kingdom. they forgot about an area that takes up half the fucking continent

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He actually killed a White Walker, defended the wall against wildlings, stole his family sword, stole books from the citadel and still havn't stopped being a coward

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based gesaffelstein

Which deaths were actually good this episode?

I would give her so many children, guys

what's your max bench press bro?

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Reminder that Littlefinger is alive and will take the throne after everyone kills eachother.

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>"important" characters die
>they get resurrected as wights
>there's no other screen time beside their resurrection as they die off-screen when the NK does

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Be honest, would he have been a better candidate to kill the Night King?

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I think Jon stopped being cool once he left the nights watch
He just became kind of unremarkable and bland, especially after he was set out to be more vengeful as well as frightful of death after his resurrection, but then nope, once he leaves Castle Black he just becomes a bootleg Ned Stark. Granted the whole northern plot line was a huge disappointment.

jorah was fine i guess

yeah this arya face thing is not going to catch on so you might as well stop samefagging

not a single person is finding it humorous

>three more fucking episodes of this shit

I fucking hate you

Khaleesi...

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based aaagh poster

He melts his icy heart with a cool island song

Theons death will go down as one of my favorite scenes ever

>how does Jon know that is the Night King in the first place?

The script told him.

This isn't an ironic post.

>The wall broke before the watch did
Never thought I'd find a 40kfag in /got/

FOR THIS NIGHT
AND ALL THE NIGHTS TO COME

TAKE ME BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Learn subtly, retard

I actually thought the NK broke her neck.

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Qyburn is a secret agent for the Starks anyway
His introduction was recovering from near death against the Lannister attack

cringe

based

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>every time someone famous dies they get added to this image
Truly incredibly

Reminder the books aren't going to be finished

Wow and I thought this fucking pig looks bad now. Totally forgot he used to look even worse.

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Basic but kino, 4/5

watching this just makes me hate the new episode even more

have anyone grown as little personality-wise as him in this series

none because zero consequences

>Dany and Jon both are two dragons still
>they have Arya
>LET'S GO TALK TO CERSEI, WE MUST NEGOTIATE

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Its over. Eight years of build up killed by sick ninja moves mid season.....

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How difficult was it for Gendry to keep a straight face while telling her she was pretty?

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>THEY GAVE HER A 50

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Literally every single one that survived past S1 besides Tywin and Oberyn.

he looked like the doughnut guy from full metal jacket

>How difficult was it for Gendry to keep a straight face while telling her she was pretty?

Gendry has to have sex with her to obtain king status.

Is this one shopped? She looks even worse than usually.

*Steals the conclusion of your character arc*
Yassssss

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Every time they made him grow a little bit DABID rallied they didn't know what to do with his character anymore so they made him regress just to be safe

When did you guys accept the fact that there is no plot twist coming, and that dany is gonna win the throne from cersei, her and jon will rule happily ever after?

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GODS I WAS WELL-LIT THEN

>IT'S JUST A MISUNDERSTANDING ARYA

>SAVE ME HODOR

Honestly feel bad for Joe Dempsie

the first and only woman he was with was a 10/10 redhead witch that was into kinky shit
im surprised he could even get it up for arya

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pretty good user

>We are weary from the battle, we can't face Cersei!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME ___________

Plenty of time for Arya to die. Easy to spot a couple fo dragons. And Cersei proabably won;t care at that point if she feels like she lost her rule or is about to.

GODS, I WAS INTERESTING THEN

THERE MUST ALWAYS BE A NIGHT KING

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N-NANI???

Why didn't the white walkers have a deadman trap?
It's quite simple, they leave some zombies up north that have orders to keep some humans fed and healthy, but one of them has to constantly hold up a very heavy weight, that is balanced and connected to a dagger of dragon glass that is pointing to the humans chest.
So if the Night King dies, the zombies die too, then when the zombie has died no one is left to hold the weight that is stopping the dragon glass from going into the dude's chest. Then a new Night King is born at the death of the last.

The worst thing is that the events of this episode discourage me from rewatching the series ever again

not because its not my first viewing anymore, but because this episode made everything that happened before it so utterly unimportant and pointless, that i know i'll just seethe more and more the further i get through the episodes

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Nah, but I expect Tyrion will side with Sansa over Danaerys over some issue, and Dany will burn him alive like she promised to

I used to be a showfag like you. Then I took a subversion in my expectations.

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bait

>dany is gonna win the throne from cersei, her and jon will rule happily ever after?
>He doesn't know

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AAAAH CHILDREN OF THE FOREST HELP ME

Gendry just imagined Season 2 Arya back when she was cute

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MASAKA

>We're hitting DABID levels that shouldn't even be possible

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me llamo arya, la matareyes

>yfw he could have come back to horn hill battle-hardened and fit, making his dad doubt whether or not he was right to send him away
>instead he's an even bigger failure than when he left

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>implying i'm watching this for anything other than memes

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But seriously where is he??

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>LOOK AT THE HANG TIME LOOK AT THE FLYING MOTION

RED PILLED
AND
BASED

Qyburn = Final boss confirmed

Fucking Christ how far we have fallen

Its gonna happen, this show is fucked.

Everyone points out that the Dothraki charge was fucking stupid but what about the Unsullied?

Why keep there shitty target shields in a defensive formation that's basically their military parade formation and not say use those war door shields Ramsay had to hold them off and then a swordsmen between each spear and shield to stab at any trying to break through? You know like Ramsay did?

What a fucking let down that there wasn't a confluence of all Westerosi plotlines in one place. Imagine Qyburn getting off on watching Zombie Mountain swipe down fools. He'd be perfect for the trope of the villain who tries to talk to the Big Bad and give him that "I'm on your side, bud" speech before NK fucks him up. Nope. How crazy is it that dumb reddit theories are ten times better than what we got?

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Fighting the undead army in the forests along with Littlefinger

Death of people's will to defend this hackery.

That was already true last season. All the interconnected plotlines running in Westeros were cast aside to focus on the two characters who have been the most isolated for the entire run.
If somebody tuned in as Dany landed on Dragonstone, would they have missed anything important besides the characters relationships to each other? And even then they all just act like friends about to watch a ball game together when they meet up with each other.

That's a boy, user.

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yep thats me

I finally realized it was her arc in Bravos where she stopped being cute. That was the moment.

I imagine you as a fat slob PoS, even if you're being genuine or trolling.

MR. user
I'M A BIT CONFUUUSHEED

Problem with the episode is that I now literally dont give a shit about what happens next

I wish someone would make a map of the battlefield with every character and how they are supposed to move from one point to another.

>WAIT I HAVE INFORMATION THAT WILL LEAD TO THE ARREST OF HILLARY CLINTON

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Fucking hell. I remember why I liked the show at some point.

>go on, do your duty

>his weapon is responsible for ending the greatest war in humanity's existence
>everyone still hates him

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smugpost more creative aryas so I can make a cool collage

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That, or alternatively he could become something other than a useless lying little coward shit while also NOT becoming what his father wanted, another way of becoming a useful man in his own right etc etc etc

Impressive digits blessed by the lord of light user
But yeah seriously, i love how Melisandre just said "Oh yeah he fulfilled his purpose, now he's dead". What was his purpose again just now? He was resurrected like 10 times to delay a few WIghts with his body that wouldn't have made it anyway?

AAAAAARRRGH

Only complete plebs do.

Jesus, when did the show quality take such a fucking nosedive... these last 3 episodes were pure fan-fiction tier.

kek

youtu.be/_3M0Xt97aFI?t=38m10s
>mass effect 3 music
the ending will suck

Want to know the worst thing about this?

This wasn't in the books
This wasn't written by George.
This is pure D&D original content
And it's brilliant
D&D are actually capable of writing really amazing original scenes

They've just chosen not to for the last 5 or 6 years

That's why it's so sad. Wasted potential.

When is Yara gonna fuck Ellaria?

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disregard GoT, aquire karate kino
this post was brought to you by cobra kai

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Cake Boss: The Movie

The funniest part is this was a D&D original scene, too.

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Do you think gurm cried at home? Must be hard to see your creation fall so far. And all he can do is blame himself.

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Fucking that low westerlands lords daughter in the books wasn't that much better though.

>tfw no hairy kraken cunt

Remember when D&D could write original scenes that were actually good, great even?
youtube.com/watch?v=UurwW4VicoM

This
Here another example
youtu.be/G6z0LCdbq_o
think back to House Mormont's words as well

Bravo D&D

do you have more?

Jon kills Dany this season m8

Their scenes in season 2 actually makes me think that their sex scene was ok

I think they regretted having that character in the show at all since like the season after he appeared.

Absolutely based

George was still there though.

I hope he got a stroke, the fat fuck kind of deserves it for selling's right based on the most obvious "secret" of his books

Fucking listen to this
youtube.com/watch?v=z0iXDi5Mjm8

FUCK that ending
FUCKANDSFJASNBFJASBKFS

This is how you have to think if you want to enjoy the show anymore.

Is it the fact the show got too big for its britches? Too much pressure from outside forces or them just thinking no matter what they do, people will lap it up so they phone it in?

>The Night King has Bran cornered
>Theon is dead, the iron-born are dead, Bran is surrounded by wights and white walkers
>Suddenly, out of nowhere, Daenerys appears
>"It's time to break the wheel" she says
>"The wheel... of Toxic Masculinity"
>Daenerys kicks the Night King is the balls
>His eyes cross, his knees give out, he hunches over
>All the white walkers cringe, all the wights groan, Ghost puts his paws over his eyes and whimpers
>"My snowglobes" says the Night King in a high pitched voice
>Arya teleports in, alongside Sansa, Brienne, Captain Marvel, Rey and the entire female Ghost Busters crew
>"AYO BIX NOOD FINNA GONNA KILL BLUEY" says Leslie Jones
>They all beat the shit out of the Night King, curb stomping him over and over again
>Suddenly, a helicopter lands nearby
>A single figure strides out and stands triumphantly
>It's Hillary Clinton
>"Thanks for the help girls" says Hillary
>"But now"
>Hillary looks directly into the camera
>"It's my turn"
>Through the sheer force of her femininity, Hillary forever banishes the Night King and the entire undead army into the Incel Zone
>Hillary is crowned Queen of the Seven Kingdoms, Daenerys is made into her hand, Cersei is given a royal pardon because she's a single mother, all the male characters are thrown out the Moon Door
>Roll credits

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Shes so fine omfg

Never thought this was as good as people say. Tywin is acting completely out of character.

Can someone post the KINGSLAYER KINGSLAYER KINGSLAYER copypasta?

No, he gave them the shittiest possible ending to the to the series he could think up so he didn't have to spoil the actual ending to his books. There's no way the books end in even a remotely similar way to this

Friendly reminder that this dialogue between them like many other great things was original work written by Benioff & Weiss.

I think he let out an exasperated sigh, said to himself "alright... let's finish this..."

Snapped his spandex overalls against his chest, then finished the Winds of Winter.

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i'm sorry, user

it was supposed to be the apocalypse

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these scenes were fucking dumb

The border between satire and reality are really blurring right now

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wouldn't any scene without a POV character present be OC? not including prologues and such.

>The Golden Company will come to Winterfell
No.

They will switch sides just before the battle

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Either she goes full mad queen or gets lezdom'd by Cersei so good she changes sides

In the end, Theon did receive the greatest honors in the show. He was was elevated to the realm of a Good Man, then killed by the Night King himself.

Djawadi is too good for this show.

GODS THRONES WAS GOOD THEN

Do you think they'll free Ellaria after they take KL assuming it doesn't blow up? Cersei said they would force-feed her if she didn't eat so she's probably still alive. Or maybe she died from some disease caused by the rotting snek.

>end

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Would this have been a better scene?

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Why is Bran

what's his purpose in the story if the Night King is dead now

someone tell me if this is satire my brain is hurting

Watch 8k porn scenes of his sister

Unless it's in one of the episodes GURM helped writing, I shapposhe that is correct
Still have to check who actually wrote the episode to see if it's D&D or not tho

someone's gotta record the porn

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It was her arc in Braavos where everything about Arya went wrong. The actress aged horribly (and she started pulling her hair back) and every single Arya scene after she boards the ship for Braavos is stupid. D&D really misunderstood her character.

I said it before: Arya should have stopped being a recurring character after season 4, she should disappear into Braavos, and only appear once again to murder Walder Frey like she did in the show. Then she's never seen again.

kek

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D&D are like those guys who gets ALL INTO some new hobby for like a hot second, then you leave the room and come back in and they've got the thing half done and are playing video games talking about how that hobby is "totally gay" now.

So what endings are possible?

You're probably right about the generic good ending with Jon and Dany, but what are CIA's chances at this point?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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even the helmets of the Tyrells are fucking gay

Carice confirmed stannis fan

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Everyone who isn't a stronk womyn, except maybe Jaime, he's doing better then the rest.

Edd, because his was the last GoT worthy death
It was sudden and realistic, unlike death scenes like Jorah which was just the typical fantasy "last stand where nameless monsters charge him one by one and he kills them all but collapses afterwards from his wounds", and it was a direct consequence of his actions, since he was saving sam and dropping his guard allowing the Wight to stab him in the back.

This.

There should have at least one or two scenes with a former friend meeting the now undead friend. Like Sam encountering undead Ed.

Keep in mind that writers of a show often have people helping them write things like dialogue. I think the abundance of source material and possible finality of only being able to adapt one season made some amazing things happen though. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

At this point I’m happy he left before the show really went beyond the point of redemption

holy fuck this guy, it's from the gamespot review right? he was replying to EVERY SINGLE COMMENT trying with all his might to tell people it was good
might literally be dabid on a burner account

>my brain is hurting
Dude just turn it off and it'll be fine.

unironically would be a good ending

/got/

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Holy hell the Boltons' soldiers looked so fucking stupid

not enough dick jokes

wouldn't watch again

Man I'd fuck Joe Dempsie, no homo.

wt does 2 dagen geleden mean?

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>GRRM couldn't achieve his biggest dream and crush readers souls
>D&D did

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>Jaime fleeing back to the castle
>sees undead What's her name Blonde slut who he made knight just the last night

Took the screenshot, faggot was praising Arya's training in every other post + saying "exactly" "you're right" etc to anyone praising the episode, and writing things like that to anyone criticizing the episode (there he was responding to someone using the "turn your brain off" meme as an argument)
If it was satire, he was damn committed to it

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Any sites streaming this yet? I swear to God I saw danerys toss jorah into a sword

>Literally can see ANYTHING happening in the world at the moment, and anything that happened in the past
you guys don't think this is a bit useful? like he can see anything? varys and his spies are kinda dumb now that they have bran.

Was ever said in the show that Joffrey was the one who ordered Bran's dead?

I can live with vylarian steel going through armor

Real question is why they have blades made of super strong ice but normal human armor

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>implying she didn't starve to death

Bad pusi was dead in a few days
They probaby stopped feeding her

>Father.... is it.... over....?

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So she murdered an unarmed man in cold blood?

kek, you're right, it was on the gamespot review

WHEERE'S MUH SUSTA

they're feeding her semen

sauce me up

brutal

NO NIGHT LASTS FOREVER MY SON

feels fucking bad man

WISH
youtube.com/watch?v=47MazYDnmaU
WE
youtube.com/watch?v=UyqKWROjrq4
COULD
youtube.com/watch?v=z2w7IdiPPSc
TURN
youtube.com/watch?v=C5R-WtU7Opw
BACK
youtube.com/watch?v=PW6wfXPeJTw
TIME

if I turned it off how would I remember to turn it back on eventually tho?

Nope. But Tyrion looks at Baelish and says "so much to be thankful for" after he gets back to the capital to be hand so it's implied it's LF who did it.

He's the protagonist after all. He's coming back in the next few episodes.

The problem with TV shows is you can't really tell actors to fuck off for a few years and expect to come back right when you need them. They'll probably have taken other work. It's why they showed us Theon's season long torture sessions instead of doing the book thing where he disappears for a while.

>scourge of the lands north of the wall
>terror of a thousand generations of mankind
>marshal of immense arcane powers including dominion of death itself
>no one's ever thought of just stabbing him

>that Khal Drogo scene
Draenerys was so cute back then. When did she turn into a ugly goblin?

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I wish you good fortune in the threads to come.

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The North got cucked so hard with their Costume design, they should've had something like this instead and have been more uniform

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>D&D subverted expectations in a bad way
now I just want this series to be over, spent too much time on this to drop it now.

Episode 4 spoilers:
>Jon and Dany have a moment. He doesn't want to be king
>Remaining Humans to the north and south of Kings Landing will rally around Dany
>Sansa will still hate them and plot against them even though she hasn't done a single thing of value in her whole life

I would count on Cersei force-feeding her to keep her alive. Coming down from time to time to act smug.

Sure he can help the plot along but there's no motivation for his character outside that

Those are realistic helmets though.

GLORY DAYS, well they pass you by, GLORY DAYS

All of the kingdom Of dorne the only kingdom to resist the targaryans and stand against them, choosing to join the 7 kingdoms not being conquered

Drone is literally the shit and this show shat on them, Doran is supposed to be the guy behind the scenes helping verys get Dany back to overthrow beratheon rule as revenge.

Nah fuck it he gets murderd for girl power

/nuh/, now the thread ends

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...

>be me
>Night King
>finally managed to get to Bran, after 8 seasons
>seems a nice guy, want to show him my cool sword
>hear a scream behind me
>raging goblin materialize out of thin air
>nice dagger though, is that original Valyrian steel?
>stop her falling, don't want her to hit me and hurt both of us
>wait, does she want to ki...
>boooom
>am I dead? Where am I?
>is this a cart?
>why are my hands tied?
>"ehi you...you're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right?"
TODD YOU BASTARD

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Season 4-ish I think
She was sexy as fuck in the Dracarys scene in season 3, and she looked her absolute peak best in her Qarth dress in season 2

Anyone has any idea which helmets actually make sense (in how much oaf a defense they give, if they would go in the way in battle etc)
I get the feeling although Lannister helmets are aesthetic they'd just keep on moving to the sides blinding the soldier in battle

New thread

D&D never played total war

Accurate

The very last scene was actually kino. Episode would have been good if it weren't for Arya killing NK

trying way too hard m8 but has potential

two reasons:
1) Writers realised how much of mistake it was to elevate the sub-plot of the army of dead to be bigger threat than the main plot's power politics itself
2) Dungeons & Dragons want to leave their marks in film production history with "memorable" scenes for emotionally charged female audience and get praised for being so progressive by Hollywood.

>"Am I your brother now and always?"
>"Now and always"

;_;

Too many strokes ;_;

>dead characters can be reanimated as wights
>not a single dead known character is reanimated and does something important
>7 seasons of valyrian steel being gathered and brought north
>not a single white walker fight occurred after hardhome, making the valyrian steel useless

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want redeem this shit show D&D? make this happen

It's like this isn't even the same show... it's fallen so far

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The KING IN DA NORF scene always makes me tear up.

we looked for you on the catalog

the African dew puts me off, pump and dump is all she's getting.

One Egg = 1 Ship
Two Eggs = 1 Ship + 1 Army
Three Eggs = A large Army

This makes no sense at all.
Why is an army as cheap as a ship? Or why is a ship as expensive as an whole army?
What use is a huge army if he only has one ship?

When he said "No" my heart stopped. This was why I liked the show and after season 3 it was just garbage.

The biggest letdown in history

Unless it’s all a big twist just to fuck with everyone

That might be amazing

>baratheon
>bolton
>arryn
those are the most realistic

don't hold any hopes. After watching the interviews with dumb and dumber I'm 99% sure that's the legit end of the WWs.

He died defending Winterfell, keeping his oath to Robb. Maybe the only good thing about last Sunday's episode.

Wasn’t the case in the books he is no longer fat and incapable

They gathered dragonglass, retard. There is no valiryan steel since the days of old valyria.

That unironically sounds like shit

Based and redteampilled

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based vintage dunk contest user

How much time does GRRM have left to finish his books before he dies of clogged arteries?

Imagine entrusting your magnum opus to two charlatans and watching them destroy it before your very eyes.

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>prices are subjective and good barters can get more for less
WHO WOULDA THOUGHT

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Finish the books fatso

why does this always happen with anything? i guess at some point you just stop caring

I was mainly trying to figure out how she avoided the other white walkers unnoticed. Did she tip-toe past them like a fucking Scooby Doo character?

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>no billy

He has himself to blame.

fucking obviously

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So he was in charge then?

This is what makes me think the point of it all is demoralization propaganda. This "subverting expectations" shit, destroying your own story, is to teach the audience not to have expectations, not to think, not to invest. That there are no rational outcomes, there is no sense in the world, so don't bother, just lay down and die. This is a part of the communist/marxist demoralization war against the west.

If you look at the few seconds right before she appears in fame, a WW turns around after some wind blows his hair, supposedly she used some animu super speed trick (learned while washing corpses and being beater for being caught telling lies, no doubt) to skip right past them int eh opening they made when the NK arrived

Can someone explain why the Night King was even seen as ‘evil’ what the fuck did he do beside kill a dragon and attack a wall every so often? Because he seems now to just be a plot device to get all the ‘good guys’ on the same team.
If Cersei decides to join them it’s serious over.
The conflicts at this point are completely forced.
They are basically throwing the series in the trash and grabbing any money they can on the way out

N-NANI?

>mfw arya is stronger than the thing this music represents

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At this point I’m willing to believe that over them being so stupidly incompetent

AND WHO

that hairy chest and pecs

fug

>It's why they showed us Theon's season long torture sessions
Gods I hated that shit. Theon wasn't a developing character, he wasn't a person, he was a thing with no agency, just a stupid suffering thing, posing no challenge to Ramsay so Ramsy didn't develop or change either. Nothing interesting or engaging, only pain. Awful.

imagine arya's theme sounding as majestic as that lmao

2 days ago

>Can someone explain why the Night King was even seen as ‘evil’
He wants to exterminate humanity
>If Cersei decides to join them it’s serious over.
What the fuck are you talking about here
>The conflicts at this point are completely forced.
The conflicts at this point have been building up since the beginning of the show
>They are basically throwing the series in the trash
That’s a really intelligent opinion you must be a genius or something, have you considered becoming a professional film/television critic?