DUDE A BUNCH OF NONSENSE THROWN TOGETHER TO DARK OMINOUS MUSIC LMAO

He breaks the rules.

1.Watch Blue Velvet
2.Watch Mulholland Drive
3.Have sex

But everything (except for Inland Empire) he has made makes perfect sense. Mulholland drive and Lost Highway are perfectly coherent, Twin Peaks too.

All terrible movies. Twin Peaks was garbage too. Coops was a likable lead and the mystery was intriguing, too bad all the build up went nowhere. And none of the explanations were satisfying. It's just random shit but pseudo-intellectuals like you would project your headcanon to random shit.

TLDR you like random shit

I've seen both, and they're total meme to the extreme. They're better than most Hollywood blockbusters, but they're a joke compared to his serious efforts in Eraserhead.

You don't have to "be explained" a single Lynch film outside of the film itself. You don't need any additional information but the films themselves.
Sorry for being a mental midget.

>Blue Velvet
Awful, turgid crap
>Mulholland Drive
Classic, deserves its reputation

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Babby's first surrealism, it's not a surprise that he appeals to people who play videogames.

*low bass rumble*

Although I will say, I do love Wild at Heart, but I wouldn't call it a "great movie".

*industrial pipe hissing*

They also aren't like Linch's films

*foggy smoke appearing*

I like #3

Well for me they are. That feeling of being transported between places in a second while not questioning it at all, or the feeling of characters talking to you that are literally you etc

Ofcourse a film like The Elephant Man isn't like a dream though

You forgot adding sexy crazy women into the mix

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more like
1. buy 40 dollars worth of meth
2. get an "oil pipe" at a head shop or bodega
3. take some fat rips
4. watch mulholland drive
5. put a cold washcloth on your forhead
6. rub your dick for 12 hours

*lights flashing on an isolated close of up a scared character*

Lynch's flaw is that his movies are generally vapid. Arthouse for people who need the meaning to be spoonfed to them.

He totally did NOT rape his underage daughter and then write a television series about it. She totally has NOT lived under a DEATH THREAT from her own father, all her life if she ever told. He NEVER had his "best friend" murdered. And he DEFINITELY NEVER suggested to me that I should kill myself! There's a whole bunch of other stuff he never did either.

*Its a man in a suit...or it should be...for he has no head.*

*Suddenly a banging noise the light dims*

*again the same noise it continues to dim on the man*

*And again until its pitch black*

*A loud terrified woman's scream*

>Lynch
>Arthouse for people who need the meaning to be spoonfed to them.
What?

How is the meaning spoonfed in Inland Empire? Or in Mulholland Drive? Or in Eraserhead?
Sure they have direct apparent themes, but there is no one singular universal "le meaning" that you have to "get" out of any particular frame. He himself says no one has the same "meaning" of Eraserhead as him and that isn't even a problem at all.

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The Straight Story is his best work faggot

Cause hes actually trying

>be unable to tell a coherent story
>resort to dude artistic dreamlike meme imagery
>WOAH GENIUS
no wonder he failed utterly with Dune

I would've preferred the gay story to be real with you

>be unable to tell a coherent story
Look up what surrealism means retardo

Watch The Elephant Man

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DUDE COOL MUSIC OVER SCENES OF VIOLENCE, FEMINIST HEROES AND NIGGER IDOLATRY HOW LIBERAL OF ME LMAO

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DUDE TRANSCENDENTAL MEDITATION LMAO

the real life story itself is more interesting than the filmsmanship

Reminder that the midget stab theme from Twin Peaks S3 was literally just the first youtube result from searching "hip hop song".

Lynch is a literal retard who's been cashing it in since he let Mel Brooks and Co. rape his daughter in exchange for fame.

Stick to your McDonald's surrealism, kiddo

Fact remains that the film tells a very coherent story that even a child can digest on the most primal and emotional level, so your strawman means nothing.

Straight Story, Elephant Man, Wild at Heart, Eraserhead, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me, Mulholland Drive, Lost Highway and Blue Velvet are perfectly coherent.

>dude if I come up with my fanfaction theories they are perfectly coherent!

But only Inland Empire is like that.

Whoever uses the le mcdonalds arthouse buzzword also never watches any actual arthouse, just like I'm 100% sure you don't watch or know any other "true" surrealist film without googling first.

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>dude if you actually pay attention and use your brain they are perfectly coherent

Are you so dumb tha you think coherent means "one interpretation"?

There's hierarchy when it comes to surrealism you brainlet

There is no*

are lynch fans the biggest plebs on the face of the earth?

Kojima fans exist

Yes, but I don't care.

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Capeshit and GoT fans exist.

You can hate Lynch all you want. But this dude hanged more blacks then you ever saw in your pathetic lifes. Gotta respect that

I was watching an HBO documentary "The Price of Everything", about the absurdity of art, and the valuation of art.

It's literally all random. Random and fashion. Ask a top art critic what defines a piece.
"Reds are very in this year."
"Shiny things are very expensive."
"Graffiti and urban art is fashionable right now."

The most expensive piece recently is a red balloon animal dog, made chrome, by Jeff Koons. The Kardashians favorite artist. Runner up is Ugo, with 3 paper mache lemons on a paper plate. The piece is called "3 lemons". Sold nearly $100 million. Bastiat is up there as well who admittedly did random doodles. He was black, so he doodles became high fashion.

Art, high-art, is all vain meaningless shit.

You have artists like Jeff Poons who got big in the 60's for drawing dots on paper. He went out of style but still throws paint at canvases randomly seeking the same fanfare.

This reminds me of what has happened to David Lynch. Perhaps he had a semblance of artistry in the beginning but he resorted to lol2random 2spooky horseshit like Inland Empire.

Lynch has proven in time he was never a deep filmmaker. It really was just lolrandom tripe, masqued in stylish sex and memes.

I don't think David Lynch was ever truly an auteur. Absolute cinematic disasters like "Dune" prove as much. Twin Peaks was 90% garbage, "lol midgets" "lol giants" "lol backwards speak" in an ominous package that people have convinced themselves it's kino. It isn't. It was shallow and self-indulgent. "Can I get a kiss from you?" Good lord.

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>not Elephant Man
wew lad

>zoomer finds out about supply and demand
lmao

And taking Dune as proof of anything is the most retarded non argument you can have.

Maybe true, but there's some pretty definable themes and ideas supported by his direction and vision.

Bro if you don't think everyone in the world but autists has terrible taste, you don't belong here.

Cry more, überpleb. You got L Y N C H E D.

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They're pretty close, though.

watched a 30 min long interview where lynch prattled on about pinecones and spark plugs.

didnt take much for me to realize he is low iq. if he didnt have great hair nobody would give a shit and he'd probably be in a psyche ward.

I hate to admit it but I kinda agree

>Twin Peaks was 90% garbage
Never go full retard.

>"lol midgets" "lol giants" "lol backwards speak" in an ominous package that people have convinced themselves it's kino. It isn't. It was shallow and self-indulgent.
Nothing buzzwords, cringy labels and cheap attempts at diminishing. It just wasn't for you. There's nothing wrong with any of that.

L Y N C H E D

yea his hair is the only thing that's keeping him from entering a mental hospital. the absolute state of this board.

Dune was bad my guy

It might actually be the worst movie ever made

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>Perhaps he had a semblance of artistry in the beginning but he resorted to lol2random 2spooky horseshit like Inland Empire.
Okay, so you're saying he has a semblance of artistry when he made Eraserhead, The Elephant Man, Dune, Blue Velvet, Wild at Heart, Twin Peaks FWWM, Lost Highway, The Straight Story, and Mulholland Drive? because he made all those films before he made Inland Empire which is a film that features exactly everything people think of when they critique Lynch: random, meaningless, artsy-fartsy crap.

actually thought you were trolling for a second.

jesus christ.

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Well yes obviously, but if you know literally anything about the production of the project at all blaming Lynch for it is retarded.

>It might actually be the worst movie ever made
Absolute hyperbole. There's tons of riredeemable shit like The Ridiculous Six or Bucky Larson. Dune is simply bad.

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>Reminder that the midget stab theme from Twin Peaks S3 was literally just the first youtube result from searching "hip hop song".
Lynch is DROPPED

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Eraser def shows a "semblance of artistry". Not him btw.

Inland Empire and TW:TR are garbage

To say that I'm a big lynch fan would be a ginormous understatement. You see, I'm a ginormous lynch fan to the core and I want everyone to know it. His new tv show has had me hypnotized for weeks!

But in all honesty my most favorite movie of all time is hot fuzz. It's fucking hilarious and has in my opinion some of the greatest camera work in the business. I'd put it up their in the top three movies ever made of all time.

Even my priest agrees. New orthodox bro here btw. Currently non practicing but it's so great to get back into the faith after years of being a degenerate agnostoshit. Now if only I could get my cathlocuck parents to stop being pagans!

That reminds me, am I the only one disappointed that stannis Baratheon is actually gone? Oh who am I kidding! Of course not! Sometimes I forget I'm so completely surrounded by intellectuals of mine own caliber This isn't Reddit after all!

And um, I'd have to say my least favorite movie is a Clockwork Orange. It's far to edgy for me

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10% being good is generous

its a soap opera with meaningless lolrandom dream sequences, nothing more

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It has melodramatic elements, sure. But you can diminish every TV show or movie by saying "it's bla bla bla and bla bla bla and nothing more". It doesn't mean anything. It's flaccid-dick criticism.

>One of the GOAT pieces of sci-fi prose
>Brian Eno theme
>Toto soundtrack
>Amazing ensemble cast
>"Sting" perhaps the biggest celebrity in that era
>In the 80's where you could do no wrong

It takes artistry to fuck that project up

DON'T YOU SEE?
IT'S A DECONSTRUCTION! IT'S MAKING FUN OF SHITTY SOAP OPERAS! IT'S JUST 2DEEP4U

cringe kys

>It might actually be the worst movie ever made
Watch movie movies.

I could but I wouldn't because most television shows aren't as shoddily made as Twin Peaks. It'd held up only by it's cringe and strangeness, and a desperate semblance by cultist geeks to latch onto everything remotely related to the X-files.

FLACCID-DICK CRITICISM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH MAN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Based and horsepilled.

Stop right there

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david lunch lol

>People this sensitive about a hack like Lynch

When did Yea Forums become so pleb?

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Are you serious? Lynch is one of the 'easiest' surrealists out there.

>I'm scared of being a father
There, I just told you the core theme of 99% of his work.

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That's only Eraserhead
His movies are usually
>whoa this thing that on the surface is pure and normal, underneath it is actually deranged and weird!

Lost Highways > Mulholland Drive

also Twin Peaks
>dude fathers are literally demon beings
and Blue Velvet
>dude turning from boy to man is violent and bad
Watch 'David Lynch: The Art Life', Lynch was legitimately crushed when his father didn't like his art. Major daddy issues.

youtube searches are tailored by what you've previously watched. so if you were looking up Twin Peaks or any David Lynch stuff beforehand, it'll first suggest "hip hop songs" related to those categories.

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>dude fathers are literally demon beings

moms are even worse

Finally a Lynch thread

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David Lynch in 8 steps

>Over the top "cool guy"
>Driving at night
>Campy musical Elvis/Orbison/50's music scene
>Volume goes out and someone says something creepy
>Woman in a dress illuminated by a blue pillar of light
>Seemingless innocent female character is a secret whore/drug addict/criminal
>Random out of place cuts to different character actors
>It was all a dream (OR WAS IT?) ending

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Lost Highway
Mulholland Drive
Inland Empire
Twin Peaks: FWWM
Wild at Heart
Blue Velvet

Jesus Christ all of his films are the same

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And all kino

have lynch

pleb status: filtered

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not a kino on that list

lost highway comes close

don't forget
>symbolism that doesn't mean anything but to mislead people into thinking it does have a meaning

Jesus christ what a hack

Yikes!

Where is the Lynch hate coming from? I have such a hard time thinking like a pleb I just don't understand.

>I am too stupid to understand.
fixed

>>symbolism that doesn't mean anything
That's contradiction. If it's doesn't mean anything it's not symbolism

There's far more to Eraserhead than paternal fear. You faggots are just taking an easy explanation and not looking at anything else that's going on.

There's clearly an element of industrialization and subsequent dehumanization in the film. There are essays out there comparing to the Metamorphosis. There's more to explore.

Yet I could form a sentence with my response. What was yours again? Oh yes greentexting and a one word response. Very classic and essential pleb behavior. Sorry the bad man Lynch hurt your fee fees when he made a movie different from what you wanted. Oh no! He didn't! What's your next move? Got more tears?

>bunch of losers with no time finding "themes" that are there
People can make essays about everything.

>where is this hate coming from?

People have brains

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>declares himself as superior and clearly biased
>expect people to waste time giving him serious responses
You are not very smart, I see.

>my explanation is the only valid one

Nice joke.

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>There's clearly an element of industrialization and subsequent dehumanization inherent in 'Green Eggs and Ham'. A surrealist masterpiece, about the conformities of human nature and systemic trends. There are essays out there comparing it to Kafka. There's so much more to explore!

Lynch is essentially Dr. Suess on film if all the characters drank black coffee and chain smoked.

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kek

Pretty much

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Straight Story and Elephant Man are actually his worst movies, the most conventional, hollywood schlock, well made, emotional, honest but still generic hollywood narrative obssesed schlock like from 99 % hollywood directors. Fire Walk With Me and Lost Highway are his best movies, The Return is his another masterpiece. And few of the original Twin Peaks episodes directed by Lynch are another gems especially 2x7 and Beyond life and Death.

You just don't get it, man. Open your fucking mind, man.

Love you, David.

>*owl hoots*
>man in a suit driving at night
>*backward speak*
>girl smokes a cigarette
>*10 minutes of a single fly being zapped by an outdoor bug zapper*
>man on a unicycle approaches
>"Heh. Nice night for a walk."
>*honk honk and unicycles away*
>a midget gets out of a big truck
>sad emotional campy music
>midget starts dancing
>somebody ties their shoe with human hair
>*crickets chirping*
>a beautiful girl acts scared
>*cut to native americans smoking a peace pipe*
>jazz music
>dennis hoffman starts masturbating
>credits roll

Wow. Kino. Absolute kino. Bravo Lynch.

B R A V O

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You responded? Again? Damn what did Lynch do to you? Rape your daughter?

>pleb got Lynched

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this whole bread is lunched.
all you literals keep coping

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Don't you mean jazz?
Do me a favor and save me a slice of that cherry pie. And a slice of that coffee.

COPE

the man is a faggot.

Based

Lmfao more and more based by the post

Here we are
Praising all the films of greed, and Jews
Break the syst. then we find out
Oh it's not kino if you don't FEEL it

Subverting expectations
Ideals that we make art with
Lynch finally made good films for us!

What's good enough for Lynch
Is good enough for me
IT'S GOOOD ENOUUGH
It's good enough for ME
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAAAAAHHH

Now you'll say
You're startin' to feel real bored, and dumb.
There's no story, and no damn quips
Don't meme on me, ramblin' about those
Old fashioned flick traditions
You're just too pleb to break
Oh baby, you just got LYNCHED!

What's good enough for Lynch
Is good enough for me
IT'S GOOOD ENOUUGH
It's good enough for ME
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAAAAAHHH

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i'm glad goobers like you get LYNCHED on the daily

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>I am the right arm and I sound liek this: woop woop woop