And when your children and grandchildren ask you why you fought so bravely against capeshit, and GOT threads

Nah, I hate Russkies the same as I hate most Balkashits. It's nothing compared to my hatred for niggers, but, y'know. Russkies are a bunch of backstabbing hypocrites.

So be it! Let me rot in Yea Forums rags, rather than shine in 4channel pomp. I won't quake and bow down like the jannies you have around you!

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Alexander wasn't a globalist, he just liked conquering shit and wanted to keep on going. It's a shame his men weren't up for it. It would have been interesting to see how he dealt with Chinese crossbows if/when he made it that far.

A noseless weirdo?

Alexander, I'm Baneposting

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>GLOOOOORY... OF KINO!
>alexander was a gay: the movie
It's time to stop, reddit

The last capeshit movie I saw was Xmen I think. And I read ASoIaF before it was cool.

Yea Forums can't be saved tough. At least we will always have cunnybot.

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You bowed before moot, did you not? And he was underage b&! But an oldfag nonetheless.

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As shitposter of one of our most retarded of boards, Cleitus, does it not occur to you that if my Reddit subjects give me (You)s, it's important for them to do so! Do I insist on patricians doing the same?

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How can you, so cringe, compare yourself to moot?

WHY. NOT?

I've achieved more in my years. Adminned as long. Probably longer.

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Nah, learn some basic Greek and read his quotes. He was a "me see no skin color" type.
Fuck you Francis.
Which X-Men?

dilate

The truth is never simple, and yet it is. The truth is we did kill Yea Forums. By silence we consented because... because we couldn't go on. What by moot did we have to look forward to but to be discarded in the end like /news/, after all this time to give away our OC to Redditors we despised. Sharing the memes, kino? Pah.

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Moot did it by himself. Did you build 4channel by yourself, Hiro?
Who planned the 4channel split, when you were still being spanked on your bottom by 2ch mods? Was it not your predecessor? Or is his likeness no longer good enough? "Hiroshimoot", is it?

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You insult me, Cleitus. You mock my Senegalese basket-weaving forum - be careful!

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fucking kek

I love how smug Cleitus is after dispatching the guards.

You insult me, Yea Forums. Go quickly, before you get yourself banned.

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>While m00t lives he's king of Yea Forums and I am king of air.

WHAT ABOUT THE POOR CUNNYPOSTER? He made quality threads, look how you repaid him.

Too many have been banned my king!

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Never would moot have taken redditors as his friends. Asks us to post with them as equals on Yea Forums.
Are we not advertiser-friendly enough any longer? I remember a time when we could call each other "nigger", straight to the eye. None of this censoring, pruning.
I remember a time when we shitposted... when we baneposted on this board. And now you kiss them? Take a bluepilled dilated tranny and dare call her your gf?

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>this fucking post

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Craterus, good Craterus... Who better than you to reply to my thread? The most noble of posters. But you know there is no part of my Yea Forums history without a ban, or rule broken. By jannies, mods, trannies, and redditors I've shared every hardship with all of you!

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>Why, you neckbearded man must you think everything I write and post comes from Reddit?

Because I see it in your posts, by dubs. You covet this capeshit too much. Now we all know that cancer of a website of yours wants Yea Forums dead! Well you can both dream, tranny!

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Go quickly, Cleitus... before you ruin this thread!

this post is blessed by the gods

Pay attention fag! The Jannies still watch over you.

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Doesn't your great pride fear the anons any longer?
This board, this board is your blood, gookmoot! Without it, you're NOTHING

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YOU NO LONGER SERVE THE PURPOSE OF THIS BOARD
BAN HIM FROM MY SIGHT

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>Yes, you're right user. I should have sent you shiposters home sooner, and I will. The first of your shall be the oldfags, and then every man who has served seven years. Respected, rich, LOVED! You'll be treated by you waifus and onaholes as heroes for the rest of your lives. And enjoy a peaceful death. But you dream Anons! Your simplicity long ended when you took r/Yea Forums/ likes and upvotes and you thickened your holdings with screecaps and compilations... Because you have fallen in love with all the things in life that destroy imageboards! Do you not see? And you, as well as I, know, that as the years decline, and the memories stale, and all your great victories fade, it will always be remembered, you left your king in 4channel!

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TO THE JACKELS WITH YOU THEN, SHITPOSTER! WE POST WITH YOU, AND YOU DISCARD US!

based and cleitus pilled

>In the spring, OP posted a capeshit general of 150,000 replies past the post limit. Into the unknown. In his dream it was the promised route to the end of Yea Forums. We were now a mobile thread stretching back thousands of posts to kino. Cucks and Brosnan architects, brapposters and big guys, (((money-lenders))) and trannies, zoomers, waifus, thots. And forget not the Australians, that anonymous bent shitposting spine; this beast, ravaged or expanded for better or worse. No occupied catalogue remained the same again.

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>And when your children and grandchildren ask you
I thought I was supposed to be an incel?

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I DON'T SERVE YOUR PURPOSE?! What was I serving when I saved you from discord trannies on /r9k/? Were you moot's heir? What if I left you to an-hero in the "passing" threads there? Do you think we'd be forced now to mate with these women (males)?

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I got it
>And when your wife and her son ask you

>Gladiator
>Alexander
>Troy
>Master and Commander

all this kino, lost to time

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holy shit Cleitus was based

I said incel, not basedboy.

>I will carry on then, with my redditors!

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TURN OUT THE JANNIES! BAN HIM FOR TRANSPHOBIA!
WHO'S WITH HIM? WHO'S WITH HIM????

I CALL MOOT TO WITNESS! I CALL YOU TO BAN APPEAL BEFORE HIM! AND WE'LL SEE HOW DEEP THIS RAID CUTS!

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I fucking love this place

Did such a man as m00t exist? Of course not! We idolize him; make him better than he was.

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>He was a shitskinloving Globalist

fuck off cassander

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Although an inferior race, the Redditors control at least four fifths of the known board. But is it possible that the source of Yea Forums's mighty kino taste could rise in these distant taxposting threads of the outer board. If so, an experienced user could find his way by these threads east down into the great Sopranos threads, out into the GoT threads and Capeshit at end of the catalog and by this route, up the catalog, back to taxposting, and home to Alexander threads. Now, if only these Anons could look outward and act on their favoured position at the 9th page, Alexanderposts could rule the board!

Now look at you! Great yellow peril Hiroshimoot. Hiding behind his predecessor. Or are you too great to remember whose board was saved by me? I am a better shitposter than you'll ever be! EVER.

Come on! What a tyrant you are! You speak of raids against you? What about poor Yea Forums? They served you well. Look how you repaid them! You made me do your foul deed, have you no shame?

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>and then every man who has served seven years.

should be "shitposted seven years"

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You ungrateful wretch! No one, not my vilest enemy, has spoken like you to me!

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A king isn't born, hiromoot, he is made. By steel and by suffering. A king must know how to hurt those he loves. It's lonely. Ask mooy. Ask any of them. Fate is cruel. No man or woman can be too powerful or too beautiful without disaster befalling. They laugh when you rise too high and crush everything you've built with a whim. What glory they give in the end, they take away. They... They make of us slaves.

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saved

>And now you kiss them? Take a bluepilled dilated tranny and dare call her your gf?

kek, i love alexanderposting

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he just walked back in all smooth wearing a dress

Despot! False admin! You and your tranny jannies live in shame!

underrated

>Alexander wasn't a globalist

literally fell for the babylonian mystery bullshit that inspired the talmud, and forced diversity and racemixing.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

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>On 10th June, a month short of his 18th year, OP's obese heart finally gave out. And, as he vowed, he joined Peter O'Toole's ghost. But in his short life he achieved without doubt the mythic faggotry of his ancestor Chris Chan...and more.

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kek

tfw no alexander mommyposting yet

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1010 kinography

keeeeeeeeeeek

criminally underrated

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did they... ?

only on Yea Forums would alexander get this type of love
you guys are the best

BUT YOU DREAM, Yea Forums

YOUR KINO LONG ENDED WHEN YOU PAID YOUR NETFLIX SUBSCRIPTION AND FILLED YOUR BRAIN WITH CAPESHIT AND NUWARS! BECAUSE YOU'VE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH ALL THE THINGS IN MEDIA THAT DESTROY MEN!

DO YOU NOT SEE? AND YOU, AS WELL AS I, KNOW, THAT AS THE YEARS DECLINE, AND THE REACTION VIDS STALE, AND YOUR GREAT SHITPOSTS FADE, IT WILL ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED, YOU LEFT YOUR KINO ON REDDIT! BECAUSE I WILL GO ON... WITH MY REDDITORS!

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Obligatory retard poster

Based bread.

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>I remember a time when we shitposted... when we baneposted on this board. And now you kiss them? Take a bluepilled dilated tranny and dare call her your gf?
It's reference to him marrying persian princess, right?
Funny though, Phillip himself married foreign women (thracian, illyrian) when he needed to make alliance or something.
Good post though.

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Yesterday's GoT onslaught made me lose faith in Yea Forums, this thread has restored it.

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Philips first wife was greek (an Epirote, which was considered hellenic enough) which is what counted. All the other wives of his were his second or third etc,.

But the first wife was always the important one.

nice

Don't think it really matter, they were polygamists. Granted, eldest son should inheriting, but Phillip himself usurped throne.

Macedonian lineage (pre Philip II) is one of the bloodiest lineages ever. Almost everyone (if not everyone?) was killed off somehow or died in battle, including Philip II.

The nationality of the first wife was important to them since it was who would bear the heir.

Don't mind me, most kino shot in the entire film coming through

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WHO BETTER THAN PEPE TO SPEAK UP!

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>most kino shot in the entire film

thats where youre wrong kiddo

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>The nationality of the first wife was important to them since it was who would bear the heir.
Was it really? Anyway, we know how that turned out. As for Alexander, he wasn't looking to pillage Persia as far as I understand it, but instead he planned to rule it as his empire, so it makes sense that he got close to Persians, his subjects, even if it didn't work out (though maybe you could say that it worked in a sense that east got more Hellenic for a while).

>thats where youre wrong kiddo
not an argument

>east got more Hellenic for a while

unironically hellenes got more persian.

>kings
>nation states
>bowing
>wearing silk
>babylonian religious practices

Aye ya have my king and we love you for it! But by Zyzz, too many have been banned!
We're just humble shitposters and we seek no disturbance with the mods.
All we wish for is to see our bodypillows, our 2D waifus and cum socks one last time!
Before we join our brothers in the cuckshed that they call reddit!

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I really wish this movie had better casting for the lead and direction. The script is pretty solid, but Stone thinks people yelling constantly is what makes an intense scene, when if he let his actors play with the material more while exhibiting more range it would be all the better for it.

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You were warned already newfags

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I suppose, but it was a mix really, many eastern states adapting Greek style of warfare, for example. Also, kings and large states were a thing, notably Macedonia and Epirus, but also others.

Alexander chose not a Persian as his first wife, but a Sogdian. And he did so to tie the Sogdian royalty close to his rule, as it was a region he spent quite a lot of time subduing (far more than any he had conquered previously or after).

Also his policies absolutely worked. But after he died most of the regions were ruled by hellenic satraps who did not share his view of a unified empire.

doesn't sync up to the music though

The movie is flawed as fuck. The cinematography is great. So are the costumes and set designs and attention to historical details, but there's also a ton of retarded shit. Only two actual battle sequences in a nearly four hour epic. All the ridiculous flashback and flashforwards, a ton of focus on shit that's just plain boring, etc. But a lot of kino along the way as well.

That said, I'm okay with the lead casting because the expressions Colin makes when he says the lines are so over-the-top and hammy I can't help but love it in the same way I love the plane sequence.

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t.newfag

>for years GOTfags were supposed to post in /got/
>"LMAOOO U MAD???"

YOU NO LONGER SERVE THE PURPOSE OF THIS THREAD
REMOVE HIM FROM MY SIGHT

>mfw /got/ got banned for all of 2018

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>the expressions Colin makes when he says the lines are so over-the-top and hammy I can't help but love it in the same way I love the plane sequence.
Yeah, I appreciate that as well, but it could have been legitimately good instead of just schlock.

>mfw I lose the battle

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Get the fuck out

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I knew I should have inb4'ed my post to head off the retards that wouldn't read the entire thing, but I'm not saying I don't enjoy the movie. Chill out autismo.

Get out

It's insanely uneven. Some parts are really bad. Made for TV bad. And some parts are some of my favorite scenes in film.

>"You know, Ptolemy, with great power comes great responsibility. Alexander the Great called it "The Hellenic Burden." Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the master to discipline the servant."
>Pyrrus looks directly at the camera.
>"The Roman, the Samnite, the Umbri...It's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle from the olive tree. The Day of the Rope is near, Ptolemy. We'll have every barbaroi in this country dead or in chains in 10 years, and may Zeus have me struck by a roof tile this very day if I'm wrong. Nike bless Epirus."

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But I live here. You get out Alan.

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That's why when I rewatch it I just skip past all the shit I don't give a fuck about.

Still my favorite part of the movie. Kilmer is, as always, kino personified.

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brilliant

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who was in the wrong here?

>doesn't sync up to the music though

you said shot, not scene

shot, sequence, clip, whatever. I'm talking about this
youtube.com/watch?v=Tb5G3Wmen8Y

holy shit someone screencap this cause im lazy today

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Based post

>But by Zyzz

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kino fucking thread

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based /fit/ poster

>Also, kings and large states were a thing, notably Macedonia and Epirus

macedonians are greek larpers. im pretty sure persians passed through there on the way to athens and sparta.

epirus maybe though they werent considered "greek" moreso greek inspired/influenced barbarians, but for the most part it was leagues of city states.

obviously cleitus for fucking with his king in front of every noble, he could have invited alex to talk somewhere more appropriate. If it was Cassander, Alex would have killed him before the shouting started.

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>tfw no schizo mommy that spits in my face

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>So are the costumes and set designs and attention to historical details, but there's also a ton of retarded shit. Only two actual battle sequences in a nearly four hour epic. All the ridiculous flashback and flashforwards
seriously, wtf. flashbacks inside flashbacks

>the expressions Colin makes when he says the lines are so over-the-top and hammy I can't help but love it in the same way I love the plane sequence.
yup

>tfw no mommy cucking your dad by masturbating with a snake on her clit , as you watch

>flashbacks inside flashbacks

are you saying the final cut?

>macedonians are greek larpers
Sort of, that's why they were only seen as borderline Greeks sometimes, but I wouldn't say that they were in complete barbarian/foreigner territory either.

What a comfy thread.

Wasn't nice of her shutting him down after all that teasing.

I think so. It starts with Alexander dying, then Ptolomy remembering Gaugamela then you have the flashback back home

its a mess

we needed this thread

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This is the best thread in months.

my fucking sides

>In October 331 B.C, Alexander met with the families of Gaugamela victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made sarissa noises and mimicked two phalanxes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your King of Kings is dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a lion's head hat and unleash a barrage of Greek wrestling attacks on the small child. She was rushed to the physician where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Alexander became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the scribe.

it was a different age

kek the fuckin mad man

best battle ever made, prove me wrong

most authentc

me on the left

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hot

I always found the long pause between "for glory!" and "....and Greece!" super awkward.

I liked it

We lost, but we will do that together too.

youtube.com/watch?v=9a0A6iNjOIM
Soundtrack is absolutely killer

WHAT the FUCK are you Greek HOMOS YELLING ABOUT!!!!

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WATCH IT ROMAN

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speaking of classic kino, how is that TV show Rome? Worth a watch?

ALEXPOSTERS OF Yea Forums
...we're going home

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yes

this movie has the same flaw as kingdom of heaven, normal cut is trash you need to see the directors cut
also I like Collin but Bloom was a miscaste

BECAUSE YOU'VE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH ALL THE THINGS IN LIFE THAT DESTROY MEN!

Yes, it's a better version of GoT.

>normal cut is trash you need to see the directors cut
This isn't a flaw, you inbred

>moot from a distance appears
>nods
youtube.com/watch?v=d9TLRgwfI8s

Is it true that Pajeets despise Alexander?

this whole thread

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pajeets will go on a shitposting rage on /his/ on how they defeated Alexander

I don't think so. Sikandar is the pajeet equivalent of Alexander, coming to the area due to his conquests, and people there to this day name their kids this.

lel, they didn't defeat shit. The army just got tired of spending year upon year pushing further and fighting crazy monkey tribes when they just wanted to go home for once.

Blessed thread.
Holy shit, you actually listened to my suggestion.

I think one of the major points is that Alexander just let Porus go after their battle at the Hydaspes river.
They say that since Porus was still ruler, that he defeated Alexander, and that Greek historians are biased.

I'm not the original poster, but yes I saw your suggestion and followed through with it. Funny running into each other on Yea Forums.

WERE TIRED OF SHITPOSTING.

This thread has given me hope for the future of this board.

WHO POSTED THAT?! JANNIES, BAN THAT user!

He "let porus go" in the same way that the bactrians and persians etc were "let go". The whole idea was that he immediately let them rule over their previous kingdom as a client/satrap.

but it's not like pajeets aren't known for their massive levels of coping. Like how they still try to grasp at straws and argue that the aryan invasion is a fabrication despite all genetic/archeological/linguistic/anthropological data verifying it

Ut wisi habes illic exercitum, ut esset aliquid hsame accidere.
(That's a nice army you have there. Would be a shame if something were to happen to it.)

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Still the best epic battle I ever seen.

I still don't understand the decision to have the battle take place around so many trees and flora where the pikes are definitely at a disadvantage.

This thread must live longer

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TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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I should probably watch this film

did someone screencap?

Yes a screencap must be made for posterity

>ssssssssssssssssssssss
what did he mean by this?

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you just know

>we chased the british out

t.Indian

good while it lasted

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Blessed