/got/ general

First for bring back Tywin

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Dany >>>>>> Sansha useless cunt and Arya overpowered cunt

DANY should avenge Jorah /ourguy/ and burn Seven Kingdoms to the ground with Drogon

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Turn off your brain with a Foster lobotomy.

How many would you say they were? Looks like 2-3k.
How to save face with them wanting their cool fading lights shot
>The white walkers are not attacking they might want to starve us out
>lets send the dorhraki in a bait skirmish then retreat
>they couldnt predict the literal wave of dead causing the wipe

>"Hey shortstack, move your ass! No daydreaming on the job!"

That charge scene is the best war scene in cinematic history. Every time I watch it I get this indescribable nostalgic feeling.

The only way to redeem this show is to kill off Jon and Dany
Cersei wins AND they try to spin it as a girl power moment

Azor Arya.

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U didnt saw because the bitrate is dogshit even on ~4gb file. Wait for Blu Ray, the cinematography was great, and i loved the chaos editing, fit the battle

Why would wights even take bait?

>A song of Ice and Fire graphic novel never

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...

Dolorous Edd deserved better
Sam didn't even bother to kill the whigh

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Gr8 b8 m8

Kek also Ghost didn't do shit.

I had to straight up fucking edit the color balance manually in MPC to be able to see anything.

I just wanted to see him rip the throat out of at least one fucking wight. Instead we got him snarling during the charge and then he's fucking gone until next episode. Why the fuck did they spend so much of their budget on some Dragon aerial combat that is so zoomed in you can't even tell what the fuck is going on?

Good question but if command is desperate they might try to pull shit like that. Sounds better than what we got.

You could even have characters on the ground witnessing the dragons sperging in the air and breathing flames and it would be cheaper and better-looking.

Arya knew Karl Tanner, he thaught her the skill to kill NK

>light all their swords on fire
>they all get fucking rekt
MUH VISUALS DABID

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A Game of Thrones has been fully adapted along with the 3 Dunk and Egg books. A Clash of Kings is in progress with monthly issues. It's chivalrykino since you can usually tell who a man fights for by what he's wearing unlike the show where fucking everyone is in black and brown.

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>Loras Tyrell
>Rainbow cape
Not exactly subtle there

I'm upset about Arya killing the night king
>It's because you're sexist who doesn't want to see a strong female character
No it's because they just have her teleport out of fucking nowhere to stab the Night King in a blatant deus ex machina
>This is a show that has dragons and magic, why are you expecting realism?

why are "it's magic why does it have to make sense" and "you're sexist" the only way D&D dickriders can deal with criticism of the show?

the rainbow cape is canon in the books tho

awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Rainbow_Guard

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Yeah it's very on the nose
I'm smelling tumblr tier art and SJW changes to thet story

>Renly's Kingsguard are the Rainbow Guard

George taking the ideas straight outta Raimi's playbook.

SPOILER THAT SHIT
and god, imagining how she'll look in TWOW with half her face chewed off is even less appealing

how is the color of their cape a fucking spoiler?

>it's in the books as well
Jesus fucking Christ

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I'm talking about Brienne's face

>Brienne is ugly
big fucking wop, she's ugly in the TV show too

>wanted to watch got
>actually got tricked into watching an episode of the walking dead

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Reminder that Arya was a priest of the same death god that made the white walkers. She lived in a temple, wore a robe and performed religious duties for the death god. The god gave her blessings (being able to sneak quietly) just like the light god blesses Melisandre.

It's also foreshadowed in AFFC when the kindly man appears as a skeleton (a lot like Bloodraven) and Arya picks a worm out of its eye socket. It made sense thematically.

Reminder
Arya kills Cersei
Arya kills Dany
Arya kills the Hound and his brother
Arya ends the war all on her own
Arya fixes all the problems in the world
ARYA BURNS THE FUCKING THRONE
ARYA INSTALLS DEMOCRACY
ARYA WRITES THE CONSTITUTION
ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYA ARYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>Kino
There is nothing kino about episode 3. It was a poorly directed mess with shitty camera slides, zooms and jumps straight from your favorite shonen anime.

Eternal ourguys
>Tywin
>Jaime
>Edd
>Stannis
>Davos
>Pyp
>Grenn
>Littlefinger
>Chadfish
>Chadmure
>Walder
>Nightking
>Roose
>Qyburn
>Mountain
>Hound
>Lancel
>BobbyB
>Theon
>Joffrey
>Euron
>Darkstar
>Thoros
>Beric
>Wheelchair Bran
>FUCK OFF dude
>Thorne
>Sparrow
>locke
>the legend

eternal ourgals list
>mellysanders
>Cersei
>Doreah
>myranda
>Ros
>Roslyn
>moon is egg girl
>Myrcella V2
>Bad pussy (long hair only though)
>Frogfu
>young Bran
>Bessie
>Bessie's tits
>Smirkfu

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>DROGON THE DRAGON
>GODS, WHAT A STUPID NAME

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THE LONG NIGHT

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BAD
ASS
ASSASSIN
GIRL

I know you are right, but you had to remind me

FUCK YOU

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so where is dany suddenly going to get a new army from? theon's sister doesn't have enough men to fight against cersei's army.

Incoming: Misandei/Grey Worm relationship drama over survivor's guilt.

iirc Ser Dontos' colors are basically the American flag because GRRM was being an edgyboy at the time and wanted to make the big retarded drunk an American. Something like that.

>Last lord commander of the nightswatch
>last of the crows to hold his vows
>The wall broke before the watch did
Was Edd the unsung hero of the story
yes he was

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>everyone hated Tywin, Joffrey, Ramsay, Roose, etc. when they were alive
>now everyone wants them back after this shit

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Do you really need a general thread at this point. The board is just general GoT threads now

What’s stopping Bran from getting a wee shit of the forest to insert dragon glass into him and becoming the new Night King and resurrecting the dead to be a part of the forces against Cersei in the South

poor writing

D&D hacks been so heavy on the "subtle" foreshadowing announcing things 15 minutes before they happen that I'm almost certain that Tyrion will somehow betray Danny after Sansa convinces him to do it which will result in death of both Sansa and Tyrion which in the end will lead to Danny killing enraged Jon who seeks revenge.

>so where is dany suddenly going to get a new army from?

Dude they got Arya

The battle is already over

No, Dany should join a polyamorous threesome with Jon and Arya where she and Jon can fuck Arya silly as they make fun of Sansa

High in the Halls of the posts that are gone
Janny would dance with his trolls
The self worth he has lost and hot pockets he has made
The posts that upset him the most

The healthy weight thats been gone for so very long
He couldn't remember his face
They spun him around on the damp blue board
Spun away all his money and days

And he always does it for free
Always does it for free
He always does it for free
Always does it for free

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We ave to contain the most autistic ones of the autistic bunch, you wouldn't want them to spilla ll over

She's model tier in the show compared to the freak he posted

YO HOLD THE FUCK UP NOW:
If "muh memories of victory over the dead of the ancient people" were not enough to kill NK or his armies ages ago, why was killing Brand along with those memories essential to him?
And if Sam found the same knowledge from the books of Citadel, meaning the memory was already recorded, what was the point of it all?

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I guess it was actually kind of nice to see Dany do something for once instead of sitting around with a smug expression on her face. I still don't like her but I'd agree that Dany>Sansa.

I always forget how far away Qarth is
It's meant to be Istanbul yet it's near Yi Ti (China)

They have the golden company come to flip to the Targaryen side

BEND THE FUCKING KNEE

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I have a friend who insists that Stannis is dead because of the Pink Letter in the books. Is proof that the Battle of Ice hasn't happened yet in the books or only in TWOW preview chapters?

>Tywin, Joffrey, Ramsay, Roose,
I never hated them, they were always my favorites

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I loved the opening, the music, like fuuuck man can they do it?!

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and this is a good thing

At the end Azor Ahai was the Aryas that we made on the way.

>cinematic moments like this > muh logic
Truly the most pleb opinion imaginable. Kino moments can only be appreciated when the writing is good. When the writing is garbage all the other things are rendered garbage as well.

Bran knew about NK's cunie stash

good song

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> They think of cool and "epic" moments for NPCs to gasp over and write the script around those moments.
yeap, and do you know why?
>What pisses me off the most is that they don't seem to care anymore.
wrong.
creating such "memorable, breath taking moments" will chisel Dungeons & Dragons' names into Hollywood's history book on film production. That's it, lmao

Arya is the army, incel!

GoT has become an anime for the normies

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I mean love hated, they were bad villains, which made them good.

DABID:
>Arya stabbed the NK with a Valyrian Steel dagger in the same place the dragon glass that created him was put in his body
ME
>CLEARLY FUCKING NOT YOU HACKS

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this pisses me off. Why the fuck did she only light the dothraki dudes swords on fire? Did she run out of mana so she couldn't enchant the rest of the army's weapons? Why the FUCK did the horseniggers decide to charge in by themselves into a trillion wights?

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lmao, imagine getting the news of that over in Essos or Dorne
>yeah, well the white walkers broke through the wall, but then the stark girl killed the night king with her ninja skills and everything was k

Rey vs Arya

Who would win?

>the whole Westeros apocalypse has been stoped at first real castle
>it's basically just "one day from Medieval version of TWD"
>it's the most expensive season with near the Two Towers budget
>it's actually a fucking last season where all plot lines and hints supposed to lead to great conclusion
Will we ever see such Downfall

DABID: WE WILL GET ARYA TO TELEPORT BEHIND NIGHT KING AND STAB HIM WITH THE DAGGER USED TO TRY TO KILL BRAN

it's a fantasy tv show

STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

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Kek

Ayo how sick would it have been if Melly Sanders was lying the whole time, and she only used Arya to get an opening so [the real NK killer] could kill him?

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>it made sense thematically

literally objectively wrong

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This series has made me so angry I’ve begun writing my own epic fantasy series to be better than asoiaf/GoT shit. And I will only allow it to be adapted to anime since live action clearly can’t exist without being zogged and catered towards brained npc masses.

>Drone learns 6 months later they are saved

But we already stocked up for the end times

Brienne looks like an albino nigger, holy shit!

Will anything come of Qyburn being fascinated with the wight hand in S7?

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>thinking logistics matter in GoT anymore

Magic resupply from her Arab lands. Random peasant army because "yaas qween defeated night king!" Euron suddenly switching sides. Arya uses her ultimate ability to insta win again.

twitter.com/desireepulmones/status/1122803285654671362

INCELS BTFO!!!

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Also: Armor does literally nothing.

Based

Carma is a bitch Sam.
Also, can someone explain where did Jon runned

Post characters who turned the fuck up

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go read bleach and specifically how suzumebachi works
will explain to you brainlet

>"The small council shall decide your fate"
>"I AM THE SMALL COUNCIL"

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the god of the faceless men is not the god of the Others, we don't even know if they have gods, or maybe they worship the Children like the first men did via Weirwood.

The next time trailer shows that loads of Unsullied etc. survived despite being apparently having been wiped out in the battle

Do you think the American political climate from 2011-2019 has influenced the writing of the show to any degree?

sure why not

She had save enough Mana to spam Fireball, bro.

Stannis is confirmed alive though. Also the Pink Letter is likely a lie and some (good) theories suggest it wasn't even written by Ramsay.

They were my favorites too

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And it's fucking shit and makes no sense.
>a fantasy show doesn't make any sense
fuck you

improve mountain so that any blow beside decapitation (or fire or dragonglass which no one will care about from now on) won't finish him

It was kind of cute and sad seeing Dany trying to fight off wights alongside with Jorah.

why is it so fucking hard to have a non-retarded big battle scene? it doesn't have to be completely accurate to how these battles used to be fought, but there is just zero effort put into this, it's just a bunch of moments that they think will look good on camera, it doesn't even really do that...

looks like an Argonian face

Jon scenes were kino, goddamn. I can't believe he got cucked out of slaying a dragon by a girl who's mentor got killed by Meryn fucking Trant.

So we can pretty much aggree that besides Dany, Cersei and Euron (and maybe Tyrion), fucking NOBODY is dying this season?

Farewell, all joys; Oh death, come close mine eyes;
More geese than swans now live, more fools than wise

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Cercei wants a zombie army after the golden company flipped to dany?

Karl Tanner after being paid 20 silvers vs Arya, who wins?

Why did the Night King's armor suddenly have exposed areas in the first place?

kek, why the her not at this point
pic related is me btw

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I cannot believe it

I can't fucking believe it

I had to take a day to get my mind straight about what just happened, but they literally jumped the shark. This wasn't like a normal shark though, this was the omegafucking super shark that nobody knew how to stop.

This was a world-ending event sized shark and they still jumped it thinking that makes it good writing

STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
THE KING WHO CARED
THE KING WHO DID HIS DUTY

Qyburn = Sheev confirmed

He will turn on Cersei and establish the Westerosi Empire. Westeros will see vast technological developments and Qyburn will colonize the galaxy.

>Abrahamic idea of the armies of heaven and hell clashing for the fate of the universe.
Weird take considering hell lost at the Cross, no glorious fight necessary

be that as it may, that's still not nearly enough to fight cersei's army...

Welcome to the minds of Dumb & Dumber

What exactly did Lyanna Stark do?

>Where can I learn such techniques?
>Not from a maester...

I unironically want Qyburn to just blow some shit up

>send all dothraki without dragon glass weapons
was daenerys this stupid?

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Dany Cersei and Tyrion are most of the major characters still alive you weaponised plum

>Nothing personnel, king

I've never read the books, stopped watching the show in S3 and just lurk the odd thread and hear what happens.

Shall I read them? I don't really like reading long series and i'm worried the quality will fall off a cliff like the show.

I mean I wasn't expecting much since last 3 seasons were getting progressively worse but after first two episodes of basically fan service with zero plot progress and that fucking cringy writing about night king hunting Bran because of muh memory I knew it was over.

I don't watch Star Wars so I'm putting my money on Arya

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>the preceding episodes where characters just talk are vastly superior to the 80 minute long "epic" battle episode

really makes you think

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>fucking NOBODY is dying this season?

Pretty much. I think they got a lot of backlash for killing off characters, so now they are playing it safe and keeping most people alive.

Gurm's writing is aboslute shit but it is platinum plated jewel when compared to the show

the books are basically a waste of time after a storm of swords

Replace duty vs honor with duty vs love and this makes sense.

And then Jamie kills him, stabs Cercei in the back and slits her throat while she yammers on about burning them all. Or Arya does that. Not sure. Probably Arya, because fuck men.

How would you feel if we subverted those expectations?

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The books were generally pretty good, the second half of Dance especially. The show just gets worse so don't bother.

Any 'zombie' battle is always going to be retarded. The 'zombie' fad should have died with emo culture 10 years ago, but D&D somehow thought it was still cool. Zombies are fucking boring. The idea of killing something which is already dead is boring. Might as well have the army attack a bunch of trees. There's no satisfaction in watching something die that can't feel anything.

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Why the FUCK did the night king decide he couldn’t have waited and just surrounded winterfell with his army and starved them out. Or even just send all the dead and wait a fucking week to make sure the living are dead. Why did he expose himself like that? Such terrible writing

STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
A-at this point not even bringing him back could save this shitshow, i-isn't it?

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UNLIMIIIIITED

POWAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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If Qyburn kills Cersei that would be a good twist.

STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
HE IS MERCIFUL
AND HONEST

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Love is a type of honor

Trying to get to the Godswood.

YYYYAAAAAAASSS QUEEEEEEEEENN SSSSLAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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Where my Jon/Arya bros at?

DABID
GET
THE
CRAYONS

Who would win in a fight?

Arya or doomguy?

And even those are mostly filled with quips and zings.

It should be Jaime, but you are right that they'll likely fuck it up and have Arya do it because Cersei was on her list and girl power.

The books are a lot better but boredom seeps in around book 4 and 5. Book 3 is kino.

It's the best epic fantasy since LotR

and behind each of those women stand at least 3 men saving their ass
>Rhaegar, Ned, the entire kingsguard
>the entire red god order
>Littlefinger, Tyrion, Jon
>Jorah, LIKE CARVING A CAKE, army of dicklets
>Hound, The guy who was killed by Trant, God of death

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Honor works better, especially for Robb (Dishonored the Westerland girl by sleeping with her without marrying her) and Jon (Dishonored the Nightswatch by breaking his vows)

hahahahaha

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why did the night king just hold her for like 4 seconds without doing anything?
why didn't he react once she let the knife fall down?
was getting stabbed part of his plan?

Why would you plate a jewel with platinum? You wouldn't be able to see the beauty of the jewel under the platinum. Or is like a Shrodinger's cat thing where you'll never know if it's a beautiful jewel or just a shitty rock unless you break the plating off and look?

He fled from the battle.

He's a coward

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FROM THE DUSTY MASON

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Hardhome was a zombie battle and it was good.

>pic

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it would have been the most kino thing if the army of the dead just went around winterfell and marched south

depends who's writting the fight

You're being unfair.
Most self-respecting anime would at least have tried to give the WW more interesting motivations than DABID did.

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>put all your troops in front of the trench
No, D&D were that stupid

They could have had him hacking at the dragon for a bit after he got up and yelled. At least that wouldn't have made him look like an idiot.

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feel like shit just want them back

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>shes actually cute
what went wrong?

How would you have liked it to have gone?

>Jon face to face with Viscerion
>Blasted by fire
>Danaerys looks on to see Jon, naked, unharmed
>Viscerion goes to bite at Jon
>Jon side steps and decapitates him, while naked
>Jon gets to the Godswood in time to duel the Night King
>5 minute battle and Jon wins, naked.

Which characters killing the Night King would have been even worse than Arya?

>Lyanna died birthing him
>Mel was sexually rejected by him
>Sansa had to be saved from endless rape and kinky hot bdsm torture by him
>dany abandons her own will to serve his chad cock
>Arya abandoned her family and Westeros to follow her own murderous dreams while Jon dedicated his life to protecting everyone even his enemies from the Long Night

If they brought him back after the NK he'd just be the final villain being unceremoniously toasted by Dany after she said Dracarys in her smuggest voice possible again.

>i want smelly brown rapists back

hello white woman

Is GRRM, dare I say it, based?

How most of the main characters survived is beyond me.

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Of course, it's literally in Jon's blood to cuck Gendry

>we will never see the true Euron Greyjoy on screen
It hurts, lads...

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>Which characters killing the Night King would have been even worse than Arya?

Sam
Dany
Jon
Hound

Only acceptable answer: Jaimie

He took a shit that stank so bad the dead in the crypt woke up.

angl* genes

Theon

Anyone that wasn't Jon or Bran. Only people there who had a plot that warranted it.

So why did Rhaegar start all this prophecy nonsense? The Targs got dethroned because of his actions, and it didn't end up mattering at all. Jon was fucking useless, Arya would have been born anyway.

Imagine writing such a bad episode that you manage to toss the entire backstory of the fictional world into the trash.

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All he had to do was hide behind Sam and he would have lived

come on, most of them were probably around the continent doing something needed for next episodes, no way that charge was all she had left of her 100k warriors
she basically only attacked the charts with them and it was a complete one sided extermination (because dothrakis are superior)

so how are dany's dragons going to be a threat when qyburn probably has has hundred of harpoon guns that bronn used fitted on king's landing's walls?

you think Jon never accidentally burned him somewhere during his whole life?
Pretty sure that's something you would have easily noticed after a few months.

Look at this faggot

>every main character is literally swarmed by undead and have no escape
>lol they're actually fine

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Sansa or Tyrion
literally anyone else killing the NK would have been better than arya

nth for Stannis

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You know, there's a Arya kissing someone scene in the preview. Do you think they'd subvert our expectations that much?

reminder that in the show rhaegar named two of his children aegon.

The fat guy with the fat gf

youtube.com/watch?v=sdv9CZBV00Y
youtube.com/watch?v=sdv9CZBV00Y
youtube.com/watch?v=sdv9CZBV00Y
youtube.com/watch?v=sdv9CZBV00Y
youtube.com/watch?v=sdv9CZBV00Y
YOU HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ME HAVE YOU

Hasn't be burned since he was brought back to life.

what does standing on a horse actually do in terms of archery

Why did the Red Woman resurrect Jon again? I thought it was to kill the NK?

Bronn shows up at the godswood just in time and shoots the NK with the only crowsbow in the realm. He's also on fucking time and doesn't let Theon die for nothing.

SAVE US JAIMIE

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>put your trebuchets in front of your infantry
>fire your trebuchets at your own cavalry
...

battle would been won in the open with him

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he needs you to give him a hand user

>samwell tarly survived while Jorah died

Just turn your brain off and enjoy the ride! Since when does a story about dragons and zombies need to make sense? WHOOOHOOO!

azor shit

Tyrion
Lyanna

you could see him fighting waymor, it was a nice callback

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Yeah that's pretty weird m8

I unironically think Tywin would've made a better king

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I'm unironically fucking mad. Trust me I knew it would be shit. But this was just beyond shit.

8 years.

8 YEARS.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>*slaps plot armor* This baby'll hold back 100,000 wights.

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I didn't believe you but you're actually correct, lmao

>proceed to not use the trebuchets when the cavalry all die

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>everything explodes
>PREPARE TO LAND
Oh, my sweet king...

Of course, Bran refused to join him in favormof running away, he had to know what he told them of him

I hope the mark on bran is turning him into a new night king and they have to kill him

Reminder that

>Arya
>Samwell
>Gendry
>Brienne
>Poddrick

should have all died.

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Missandei
Sansa
Varys
Tyrion
Gilly
Grey Worm
Bronze Yohn
Tormund
Edd
Lyanna Mormont
Samwell
Maester Wolkan
Alys Karstark
Podrick
Davos

wait why are there zombies falling from the sky?

Funnily enough at the start of the episode I thought to myself just how ugly GoT is from a cinematic standpoint.

>cucked by a goblin looking womanlet with anime powers

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>Jon and Dany fight there way into the throne room
>Cersei is sat on the throne, looking smug
>Euron enters, is killed by Jon
>"It's over Cersei"
>"I have one more ace up my sleeve"
>The Mountain enters
>Qyburn is behind him
>"Ser Gregor kill them"
>The mountain remains still
>Qyburn grins
>"It's time to move the final peices on the board
>The Mountain turns and squashes Cersei's head like a melon
>Qyburn drinks a potion
>Becomes a giant abomination of a monster, showing his final form
>"I am a God, bow to me mortals"
>Everyone surrenders
>Westeros becomes an Empire
>Qyburn dominates space

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>NK stabs Theon
>Theon lays down
>NK looks at him, then walks away
>has no idea the tTheon suffered so much at the hands of Ramsay that now he's dull to pain
>Theon slowly gets up
>"Don't you know? I'm already dead"
>What is dead may never die etc etc theme begins to play
>stabs NK

>you could see him fighting waymor
I don't believe you.

>some fat fucking fatty fuck survives, isn't hiding in the crypts
>Nedd and Jorah die saving his fat fucking ass

Sam will write the books for all this shit and he will pretend he fought off the dead all by himself.

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he will eventually die too
and we will remember him as the fat useless cuck who grew another man's son
while jorah will stay vividly forever in our memories as an ideal that we will always struggle to imitate but never reach

That'll teach them to charge at a leisurly pace next time.

the real enemy hasnt been dealt with yet. qyburn is still out there

Honestly that whole scene made no sense. It's established that no one man could survive against a dragon within even a second since dragonfire melts stone. We even see this displayed when viserion practically burns down half of winterfell.

How in the unholy fuck did none of those walls get demolished when Jon was hiding behind them? He lasted like a full five minutes against Vissey when in any real situation he would've died instantly.

They were stuck to Danys sky lizard

Maybe we can demand a better ending like we did with Mass Effect 3?

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I miss him, lads

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>dothraki are built up as the biggest bad in season 1
>literally die like a bunch of punk bitches in two seconds

I saw Jaime, Brienne, Pod, and Sam swarmed by wights and Jon at one point was utterly circled by a horde. Don't worry, no one died, not even Grey Worm whose arc is finished and should have died. The show lost its balls and is too afraid to kill off anyone who is a good person or has a substantial fanbase.

Sadly it's just Gendry, unless she killed him and put his face on Jon so they can sneak around without dany finding out

>we will never see the story where Tywin usurps the throne
>we won't see his family descend into madness as his politics of systemic betrayal come full circle

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>I hope the mark on bran is turning him into a new night king and they have to kill him
I hope Bran becomes the new NK and finishes what the old one started.

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reminder if Tyrion didnt kill Tywin, all this would've been avoided

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Imagine all the time, magic, and hard work to build, maintain and man a huge ice wall for thousands of years when all they needed to do was hire a bunch of assassins from the house of black and white. Seems like the biggest misuse of tax payers money in the history of the 7 kingdoms. Imagine how many whorehouses Littlefinger could have built with that extra funding.

if there wont be more dothraki kino i will make a mess

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>5th episode
>Tyrion stabs Cersei with a dragon glass knife
>she turns into a white walker
>its revealed that Tyrion is actually a child of the Forrest all along
>he bursts into flame
>Azor Ahai Tyrion is born

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>while jorah will stay vividly forever in our memories as an ideal that we will always struggle to imitate but never reach
I liked Jorah too but let's be frank, he was just as much of a cuck as Sam is.

To think that I once uttered the words
>No matter what, it can't be worse than Lost.
I think I did this, bros. WE NEED TO GO BACK

reminder if bran hadn't climbed that tower, all would have been avoided

from what i can remember good tv shows good cinematography are cancelled after just a couple of seasons

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>reminder if Tyrion didnt kill Tywin, all this would've been avoided

There needs to be that meme for Ron Paul 2012 president and the hell world if that doesn't happen meme apply to Tywin.

>You had a chance Westeros, HAD A CHANCE

just used a lot of low quality workers and giants enslaved after some war, less mouths to feed

I can hear him being a cuck
>Khaleesi please....
>stop being railled by Jon... Khaleesi...

me too my man.

i didn't think i cared about got that much. i watched the episode yesterday evening. i went to bed thinking about it, i woke up thinking about it, i spent all day thinking about and now i'm shitposting about it 24 hours later. it's just baffling that that is what they went for like they it as the perfect culmination of the fantasy storylines of their fantasy show. anything else would have probably worked. i could take the nonsensical battle strategies, the jarring pacing of the battle itself but that ending. no way. it doesn't work on any level. it makes all the time and energy setting up that side of show and the investment you put into it seem worthless when you can just stab him

>implying Tywin wouldn't pull some trick a la Cersei holding half of his army south/taking dragonstone/something else while he sends Tyrion to lead the army hoping he dies int he fight

Just imagine, they could have instated a completely different tax policy.

That conversation about marriage and the Dragon Queen being a problem. Also him saying he missed the old times. Mentiones how everyone was fighting the Starks at some time. Mentions how Tywin wouldbe furious his sons die for Winterfell. Asks about Cerceis baby. Tells Cercei he never wanted to destroy his family.

It is all there. Habbening.

I’m crying from laughing so hard I’m gonna save this and repost it all day

Was the whole saga just an elaborate psy-op conjured by the red witches to rid Essos of the Dothraki? To stop them raiding villages and shit? Seems like it to me. It was basically ethnic genocide.

>sam
>jaimie
>davos

Why are they not in the Crypts?

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I couldn't see a goddamn thing for the first half of the episode

I'm guessing you can only melt stone so much before you can melt it no more. I saw no lava pools so their fire isn't that hot. Harrenhal was melted down but a good chuck of it is still standing.

Red Witchesberg

That second post is fucking retarded tho. I agree with the first one.

>Bran will warn everyone about Cersei probably planting wildfire under King's Landing
>he will also unceremoniously reveal he knows because he watched Jaime kill Aerys and Euron fucking Cersei

unironically what Cersei did was the smartest decision
>the usurpers go fight in the north
>they defeat the threat
>lose 90% of their forces in the process

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I bet you anything that the little girl with the birth mark is in the corpse pile and he gets sad

There are still the women and the children back home in Essos tho
Plus I believe a part of the Dothraki army was delayed because of Euron taking Yara's ships or something like that

Imagine being Theon Greyjoy in the Godswood and having to be all like "damn, Arya, you're right on fuckin' time, all cool with your agile body and horrific goblin face. I would totally buy time for you with my death, against both the White Walkers and their wights." when all he really wants to do is kill another wight with his trusted spear. Like seriously, imagine having to be Theon and not only lie on the ground while Arya Stark flaunts her Valyrian Steel dagger in front of you, the horrible lighting barely concealing her short legs and potato face, and just lie there, painful breath after painful breath, while she perfected that jump. Not only having to tolerate her edgy fucking expressions but her haughty attitude as everyone in the battle tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, ARYA STARK FIGHTS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to lie there and bleed out as her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been killing nothing but a healthy number of zombies and monsters and later alleged Night Kings for your ENTIRE EVENING coming straight out of the snows in Winterfell. You've never even seen anything this fucking retarded before, and now you swear you can taste the blood that's breaking out on her potato face as she tries to point the dagger at the Night King, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to lie there and bleed out as you revel in her "technique (for that's what she thinks she shows)", the technique she got so good at while washing bodies and mopping floors in Braavos. And then Arya drops the dagger into her other hand, and you know you could stand up and kill every single White Walker in these woods before the wights could put you down, but you lie there and bleed out, because you're fucking Theon Greyjoy. You're not going to lose your place next to the Drowned God over it. Just go to sleep. Hide your face and go to sleep.

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if bran can see into kings landing, did he watch sansa almost get raped during the riot?, was that beautiful as well?

What the fuck is Bran? Is he becoming a bird or a tree or something?

Jaime could still sort of fight and he was the commander, Davos was able to sort of fight in earlier seasons, and he was still an able bodied man. No idea why worthless Sam wasn't in the crypts.

now they super trained, buttmad and angry for victory

They only say that it's retarded to face them in an open field. Hiding in castles defeats them but they rape and pillage everything that's not in a castle. When facing the undead their only advantage becomes a disadvantage since they're charging a swarm of people who can't be scared.

Tolkien literally had an army of trees and they btfo the Uruk hai jsyk

>mfw Brienne didn't die last episode

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>the usurpers lose
>the threat has just increased

>KHALEESI IS IT OVER?
>AT LONG LAST, NO HOUSE RULES FOREVER MY LOVE
>I SEE ONLY DARKNESS BEFORE ME

Don't you fucking dare! I just got home and I'm planning to do so until I go to sleep. You can post it in like 1 hour.

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>yfw you realize sam refusing to stay in the crypts is what got edd killed

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>Greyworm was on the FRONT FUCKING LINES against an unstoppable force that massacred the dothraki in literally seconds
>he survived

>Sam with the no-look stab to the gut
Is he a Faceless Man too?

the show really suffered from losing people like him

if Jon arryn hadn't been killed this would never have happened

She wasn't really raped so it wasn't beautiful. He might have enjoyed Cersei getting raped, assuming it was rape.

davos is like in the top 5 of fighters, just humble

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then save the image and crop out the second part bitccch

What does this line actually mean?

I was also confused when they put Tyrion in the crypt considering he has the highest kill rate in the history or the seven kingdoms and he basically pioneered surprise wildfire destruction at Blackwater. He's basically Dick Cheney.

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They should've added dragon glass spikes to Sam and used him as a cannon ball.

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New thread

i-frames.

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whole episode should have just followed jon

>you didnt belong across the world with the bloody stonemen
>you are princess shireen of the house baratheon
>and you are my daughter

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I don't care about it that much fag

anyone who uses words and phrases like this needs to get it
what the fuck is this shit. guy, you're some dickhead criticizing a tv show

I loved the darkness of this episode.

MOOD

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>Khaleesi... please stop moaning Khal Drogo's name

>tfw no Davos bf

This, he actually could fight, a lot more than Sam could. And is right.

hope we get a scene with dany and bran before this is all over. Could really let the writers run wild with there warg cuck fetish.

>mfw they ruin Sam the Slayers character just so they can kill Edd

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Why didn't they have observation posts to watch for the undead advance? If they did exist why not begin the artillery launch once they were overwhelmed? Very easy to range out a known distance.

Fucking hell....

>main characters gets swarmed and there is obviously no possible way for them to escape
>the screen cuts to next scene before we see them die
>the next time we see them, they're alive and wall, they're about to get swarmed again though
>this repeats for like five times

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NEW

I MUST BE FORGOTTEN BRAN

IF THE WORLD IS TO LIVE FREE OF THE TYRANNY FEAR

THEY MUST NEVER KNOW WHAT WAS DONE HERE TODAY

TELL THEM ONLY THAT THE NIGHT KING IS DEAD AND THAT ARYA STARK DIED WITH HIM

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...

Loli arya looks cute

>THERE MUST ALWAYS BE A KEK KING

If you're going to have the Night King at all, you're going to have Deux Ex Machina.

There always must be a lich queen

>What does this line actually mean?

World of WarCraft

>smart as fuck midget who can run around kneecapping niggas like a crazed chihuahua while figuring out insta-win strategies has to stay in the crypt
>little girl who shouts a lot gets to fight
At least she died. Literally the only good thing about this episode.

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I see

Shame it had the color depth of a fucking marvel movie displayed on an old 90s LDC screen you find tucked away in some factory office.

So, an anime.

>Why did the Night King's armor suddenly have exposed areas in the first place?
It was a tight fit.

okay now I want that