>So Dave run me through last nights Battle of Winterfell
>OHHHHHHHHHHH god. You're really gonna make me talk about Game of Thrones after that new Deadwood trailer? You watch something great like that and then you have to watch Game of Thrones and it's like... Y'know...
>What did you think?
>Well, it was a battle
>The Night King looked like a complete GEEK! Losing to a girl with the banana peel finish. This is PREPOSTEROUS!
>Well, y'know... They've been setting the angle like this for 3 years. Nobody knew. Nobody knew.
>They still have to set a program up for Cleganebowl, we still have four weeks left. Who's gonna care after they took out the biggest heel in the business like that?
>Well, from... uh... from their perspective, uuuuuuh.... Cersei... is the big thing... They think she has heat.
>Ooooh no, MORE CERSEI? I swear to god, if they actually headline Cleganebowl with Jon Snow and Daenerys VS Cersei, I'm gonna lose my mind
>Well, that's David.... You know how he is.
>And there's no Daenerys heel turn?
>As of yesterday morni- As of now... There's no plans for a heel turn. No. But plans could change.
The sex scandal was a great story! And we also got a gremlin asshole who keeps elbowing people really hard and stomps on them. And last year there was this whole Hideki treason storyline. And LEGO matches.
Jeremiah Campbell
Have Sex is an Yea Forums creation? I hate you faggots
Easton Thompson
Alverez is a fucking hack who will never have anything on big daddy Meltz. That being said I would unironically love to see how Meltz would have booked the last episode.
Nice to see you try to get a clue. Now hit the weights, gain height, and take a shower.
Joseph Ortiz
Yea Forums is responsible for 95% of the obnoxious memes created within the past 2 years everyone hates >seething >cope >finna >ding-dong diddly >cringe >based >have sex
Jackson Bennett
OHNONONON. NASH CANT ESCAPE. based and redpilled btw
There would be no surprising deaths whatsoever. It would be 20 seasons of Ned Stark and Robert Baratheon defeating different teams rebelling against them.
> he doesn’t know Yea Forums is the last bastion of pure shitposting on this site
Justin Hall
ya boil, lil guy?
Carter Wilson
IJKH
Angel Butler
Don't tell him. We like to keep it that way.
Jace Morales
>That episode where Pod is made the king >That episode where Arya starts talking about how her name is Maisie Williams while winking at the camera What the fuck did he mean by this?
"Bro, we had to get the casual audience" "This is the problem, you guys are book marks, but-but the casual fans are not. I know, I know, bro, that you guys, you guys, are gonna watch this and complain, but bro, you have to understand that nobody knows who this Jon Snow is, they want to know who Kit Harrington is, who Malise Williams is." "That's the thing, the drago- the dragons, nobody belives in that. You ever see a dragon, bro? No-nobody believes in that stuff. If I wanted to see a dragon, I'd watch Mexcian Soap-Operas, bro."
Why? It's gymnastics without stakes and it's a TV show without characters, proper dialogue or a plot, it started off as a scam and only the smelliest of nerds care about it anymore
It is shakesperean theatre. It's the tradition of Lope de Vega plays for the people and the king. It is closer to the western-canon than capeshit will ever be.
Charles Murphy
like this idea that it was ever SUPPOSED to be a Jon v NK 1v1 is trash. He becomes King, GRRM doesn't do that kind of obvious shit.
Like Arya is a fucking catwarg super spy that literally changes her face and glamours people and shit. She went across the world and got trained a a demon cult of magic assassins. Her pet dog has gone off and started a wolf gang that is ravaging the Riverlands. She's OP as fuck.
Current Cinderrella Tournament winner Arisa Hoshiki from STARDOM kicking the head off Momo Watanabe, 19 years old wrestling prodigy and Ace of STARDOM.
So a backflip is somehow a character, storyline and adds stakes? At least what the burgers do barely resembles a TV show Just admit that you guys are gymnastics/interpretive dance nerds
Easton Rivera
The guy up there is an angle descending from heaven gracing us with his presence. The guy under him is pining for his affection, trying to be better than him, but never really getting that. They get split up, the guy on the ground turns to dark side, trying to fill the void the angel left behind him with gold and glory, but in the end... it was love that saved him. Next season sucked ass, but the build up and finale in January 2018 was great.
>Just admit that you blah blah blah Have sex, simp
Mason Long
So gay irl anime, and you tell others to have sex Practice what you preach, weeb
Lincoln Richardson
>Still seething over "have sex" Just admit Brie Larson draws the dimes, sweetie
Leo Green
>getting outshitposted so hard you turn into a feminist wrestling nerds are so pathetic lmao
Austin Adams
>So a backflip is somehow a character, storyline and adds stakes? >At least what the burgers do barely resembles a TV show I just told you a story of that one backflip. It is a TV show. And a better one than what you poor shlubs talk about here. Because the story I put in 3 sentences was a summation of 10 years of plot, tiny twists and so on. Yes, I admit 2018 of this one tiny part of pro-wrestling was bad and it didn't make a lot of sense with added side characters into their story, but overall it was really good gay romance series.
Blake Perez
Have sex. I'm beggin' ya. I'm down on my hands and knees pleadin' with ya to just have sex so ya stop getting worked like a simp.
Christian Bell
>10 years of dancing just for a gay tumblr story peak reddit go back
Oliver Martin
worked
Julian Sanders
>merely pretending
Lincoln Cox
Worked into a seething blithering blind raging shoot
Carter James
Right now in corner we have a leader of a faction telling one twin that her sister is her enemy now, so she should stop crying and fight her, while other twin says that she loves her new bosslady and starts dressing like her. Elsewhere we have two old farts revisiting their rivalry from decades ago and one who is retiring is telling the other one should put his career on the line as well. In other part we just had Drax saying to get him what he wants. Elsewhere cute pirate is teaming up with masked warrior and darkhaired pale slut pointing who they should fight. We had an irish folk hero finally vanquish giant Austrian who was running roughshot over his home. A swearing fireplug from Newcastle attacked his opponent during British national anthem. And so on and on and on.
Jeremiah Powell
capeshit at best keep crying nerds
Ryan Taylor
>I'm going to ignore that wrestling can tell a better story than my shitty game of thrones faggotry Eat shit and die, numale
Michael Jenkins
>I'm going to ignore the fact that GoT was kino at one point and pretend my flippy kid's show is actually worth watching go back
Ian Nelson
>Right now in corner we have a leader of a faction telling one twin that her sister is her enemy now, so she should stop crying and fight her, while other twin says that she loves her new bosslady and starts dressing like her. Also if you think I am kidding. No. That just happened 3 weeks ago. 13 years old twin sisters were split among two factions, away from their older sister 15 year old. 15 years old is in the good girls faction, with shiny colors and dancing. One 13 years old is in cyberpunk, techno with gasmasks. And the third one, that one told to stop crying is in leopard print wearing cocky assholes faction. And that is just one tiny, super tiny aspect of wide insane world of pro-wrestling.
Jeremiah Robinson
based and kinopilled
Robert Clark
And the cocky asshole faction made this match to force their new member to fight her sisters.
Ok that was actually perfect well written, I legit lol’d fair play
Evan Turner
cringe
Aiden Sullivan
Ya boilin? Ya brewin? Ya steamin? Ya simmerin? Ya angry? Ya agitated? Ya mad? Ya upset? Ya wound up? Ya furious? Ya torqued? Ya vexed? Ya miffed? Ya pissed? Ya peeved? Ya ragin? Ya hot? Ya bothered? Ya incensed? Ya livid? Ya bent outta shape? Ya turnin' red? Ya seein' red? Ya angry? Ya mad? Ya seethin?
Eli Thompson
>Y crinde
Luke Gomez
Ya seethe lil pinhead? Ya gonna work yourself into a shoot lil man?
so how is her floating into the american wrestling scene on an umbrella and single handedly defeating a senile elderly man's wrestling promotion so much better booking than got
