Dr. Robotnik, I'm USA

Dr. Robotnik, I'm USA

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>USA? I'm from Kentucky

>no rank on hat
???

that by far is the least troubling thing with the trailer

don't remind me about that shitter

This scene drove the trailer to a grinding halt. I want to blame the editors but its clear Jim has no sense of comedic timing any more.

It was funny to watch him sperg around as a young man but it just seems forced now that he's lost his youthful energy

Jim Carrey: [chanting] teeth, teeth -
Director: teeth, TEETH
Paramount execs [pounding the table]: TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!

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>tfw meow

>Bennington

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>The giant robot plan I cleared with the U-S-Agency lists me, my men, Dr. Robotnik here—but only one of you.

Hello I'm Dr. Robotnik, pet detective. I heard U have a missing hedgehog

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It feels like a warm up take

Yet it was deemed trailer worthy. Just how many abortions of scenes are gonna be in this thing?

I weep for little blue hedgehog

Hah. Just re-watched that last night. Love that movie.

am i the only one who thinks the movie looks pretty good?

Do you also wear diapers recreationally?

>Two trailers were unveiled at the convention, the first focusing on protagonist Sonic the Hedgehog and the second on the villainous Dr. Robotnik. In the first, Sonic speeds by at 700 miles per hour while listening to Gangsta's Paradise, apparently on the run from the government. James Marsden's Sheriff character takes Sonic down with a tranquilizer gun. Sonic asks the Sheriff to help him save his planet, which is under attack by robots. The game's iconic gold rings are introduced as some sort of teleportation device in this movie.

>Jim Carrey then appeared on stage to introduce the next trailer, as he plays the role of Dr. Robotnik in the upcoming film. Robotnik is seen arguing with military officers, saying such lines as "I was spitting out formulas when you were spitting up formulas." Marsden's character reportedly replies to this with, "I was breastfed." Slashfilm describes his scenes as "incredibly over-the-top, and painfully unfunny."

why did they made Robotnik so unlikeable?
I get it he's the villain, but why being an asshole?

That's actually something they're getting right.

>why is the villain being villainous guys?

No, they just let Jim be Jim, which equates to an ADHD spergy edgelord instead of a calculating mastermind. No one for a minute will be convinced that his character is meant to be a genius.

Dr. Eggman might be a robotic mastermind, but he's also a petulant asshole.

Yea. His flag is backwards. Stars are on the left.

You just know he's going to make another one of these within the next 10 years.

It's supposed to look like that.

Exactly. Jim's rendition of the character doesn't even look like he knows how to spell the word petulant

I always hate how military officers are portrayed in films. It's always wrong

>his flag is backwards
wrong

>american flag is supposed to be wrong
Fuck off. This board and movie is not for 3rd worlders

>snooping as usual
what did he mean by it?

It looks like it has enough smart guy snark.

Talking fast does not equal smart

Recreationally? No.

It's for children.

Its going to be absolute kino

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They could have made a sonic movie for children but still had robotniks actor act like robotnik instead of himself

Paxton killed it in that movie.

Seriously, who the fuck asked for a sanic movie

It's an adaptation, you want them to break out the shonen scripts? Talking over someone's head really fast isn't that far out.

KENTUCKY?

It's that way because the flag is "flying" as they walk

Jim Carrey's performance in the Sonic movie is really the hill you wanna die on?

Please do a google search before stubbornly asserting facts

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Nothing's too unexpected here, Sonic isn't a dialogue heavy thing usually of course some characterization is going to be changed in some ways.

incredibly disrespectful to my flag back the fuck off

Agreed. I can sense the masterpiece energy from here.

I can smell the opening day audience from here

What is M Bison doing in the US military?

>Dr.Robotnik,are you fully commited to Project Blue Book?

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hey Ivan, you might want to watch this
youtube.com/watch?v=gdbxWgw4Iyk

I loved it when arya used that line against hot pie

are u retarded or were u raised in a crib painted in chinese lead?

It's meant to mimick the flag flying in the wind as the solider charges at the enemy. It's a symbol of courage

retard

I wanted it to be worse to be honest. The trailer was too tame in its suckage. Sonic isn't obnoxious enough and Jim Carrey is trying his best in spite of his age. We need something so bad with such terrible dialogue that it ends up creating an entire era of Sonicposting.

I thought he said "Dr Robo Nick"

ROBOTNIK?
I am SOI

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No I'm with you, it looks fun and stupid. Yea Forums's just full of angsty teenagers and capeshit-obsessed manchildren

Were you a fed at the Bundy Ranch standoff but any chance?

why does he look so disgusting?

Yikes and zoomerpilled

But this is capeshit. So is game of thrones.

Jim Carrey is easily going to be the best part of the entire film.

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Better than the entire MCU unironically, including infinity war and endgame.

M.Bison should have just scissor kicked his ass right there.

The piece of corn in the pile of shit

>Marsden's character reportedly replies to this with, "I was breastfed."
lol
based and redpilled

Season 2 when?

>muh overrated washed-up 90's nostalgia actor
Let me guess, you legitimately think Ace Ventura and The Mask are actually good movies.

>But this is capeshit
It's not based on a comic. Sonic doesn't wear a cape. And most importantly, it's not by Disney and is in direct competition with Disney. So no, it is not capeshit

I really, really expect this to be the suicide squad of this year.
>terrible reviews
>people publicly shitting on it constantly
>does surprisingly really impressive at the box office anyway
>wins an oscar

2bh I'm optimistic. Not even memeing. It seems like they're taking the 2-dimensional and frankly insane concept of Sonic to it's fullest extent.

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Anything that has or will have funko pop figures made of it is capeshit

I never really cared about the Mask but the Ace Ventura movies and Dumb and Dumber (original only, fuck the ""sequels""") are absolute national treasures

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2020

Not even remotely, they're playing it as safe as can be. If we can have rocket racoon and interdimensional dance offs we can have tails and a real green hill zone

LL Cool J is rolling in his grave

Today I learned that Drive, The Neon Demon and Valhalla Rising are all capeshit due to arbitrary reasons

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movies are literally not allowed to reflect the correct uniform by law, they have to pay some shumck to come and intentionally make it non correct

I'm happy to be of service, PM me anytime if you have further questions.

Got to admit, I kekd

>PM

>on 4ch

Anonymous, I think that you are mistaken about your current and present location. There is no "private messaging" on this, a forum built around universal anonymity.

Unironically why didn't they crossover Ace Ventura and Sonic in one movie

sent ;)

I don't blame you for ignoring everything since the Genesis era, but this sadly hasn't been true for a while

>Stealing a tweet and posting it on Yea Forums for (You)'s
You're a fucking embarressing waste of life and you should feel disgusted with yourself

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Fucking off yourself you pathetic scumbag

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I'm expecting something goofy and fun.

Well, we all love a good Bane joke, er, why don't we just move on the the cutting of the monitors?

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I LOVE THOSE FUCKING ICE

I shit and piss on your flag

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>"I was spitting out formulas when you were spitting up formulas." Marsden's character reportedly replies to this with, "I was breastfed."

Based, made me chuckle.

It's very bad, but memetic.

I'm into it, but will wait until after theaters to see it

based retard poster

Jim Carey gives me hope but nothing else.

I LOVE THOSE PLUNKY RICE

The Mask is my go to guilty pleasure.