/got/

/codd/ bros get in here

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Loras!

Highgarden!

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Post confirmed leaks

>Tyrion executed by Dany
>Danny killed by Jon
>Cersei killed by Arya

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THE MOST POWERFUL VILLAIN THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN KILLED BY ARYA FUCKING STARK?!

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>QYBURN YOU SLIMY TOAD, IF YOU'VE BROUGHT ME BACK THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS BRING ME SOME WINE AND A WHORE WITH BIG FAT TITS

truly the best assassin ever

What is she even riding...

AHHHH VISERION SAVE ME

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DONT FUCKING REMIND

Stannis

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this would be pre-Reek, and Theon likely had a pretty big cock. probably why Ramsay cut it off, he was jealous

>Anti-Air Deathblow

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>Jon didn't duel the Night King
>Not one single White Walker sword fight

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LIKE CARVING A HAM

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They're all gone...

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That's my girl!

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She sure pranked him good.

GET ON WITH THE RESURRECTION BEFORE I PISS MESELF

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arya got FORGED

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Where my Manwoody boys at? I need my wojak back.

>Tyrion executed by Dany
For what?

> Remember that HBO itself meta-meme'd that the close to the series is going to be lack luster.
> Remember that the writers gave characters dialogue referencing how lackluster things will be. (Would have liked those elephants, we have no use - so we stay in the crypts).
> Remember that in the behind the scenes, they speak about the episodes really "showing off" their "technical" prowess as a production team (portfolio opportunity for everyone on set to springboard to new projects).
Business decision that had nothing to do with closing the story with any integrity. The surprise "Season 8 is the last season" shook everything and threw off pacing. Now we have this cobbled together shit to tie everything off.

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How many dragons are left?

SO GIV MEH UH KISS ON THE LOOONG CANAL

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I thought her gimmick was fucking retarded back in Season 7 when she fought brienne and I died a little inside when they used it as the premise for resolving the NK. I can't stress enough how insulting it feels.

choosing Sansa over Dany

Hey, remember these fucks setting up all the death flags? Yeah, they ALL survived.

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>Not a single important character dies
>Long night lasted a single night
>Biggest threat to humanity was defeated by a little girl doing a shitty knife trick

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cake, but I forgive you based barristan poster

Being a FWM.
(Fucking White Male)

why did the NK kill theon in one swift move but kept starring at arya like a giant?

stuck her with the pointy end more then the waif did

Is there any hope that Cersei wins? Or is the show definitly stupidly predictable?

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He's gonna betray her to save Jaime or Cersei or some shit. Or maybe betray her because she's gone full Mad Queen and wants to burn all of King's Landing to the ground.

> In a world where the King of Westeros is killed by a boar and a White Walker is killed by a fat fuck with zero combat talent, the Night King being killed by a Master Assassin who took him by surprise is "unrealistic"
You're just mad a girl did it. Literal virign incel tier whining

More like smithboy got GOBBED.

>Now we will win the last war
you and what army?LMAO

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>Despite Winterfell being flooded by a literal sea of corpses from above and below they still have a standing army left in the next preview

is reddit finally getting a clue?

he saw Theon as a threat and had to neutralise him
saw Arya as a bizarre goblin thing and didn't really know how to respond

Let's say Oberyn makes The Mountain confess
and doesn't die

What happens to Tywin?

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Just turn your brain off you women hating incel

>"Even now i could cut through you like Arya cutting through the Night King in Season 8 Episode 3!"
What did he mean by this?

They are too scared to do anything like that, let alone kill off any main character. Jon and Dany will get married and rule together. Sansa will be warden of the north. Arya will head up the kings guard or something like that

what was this guy sent to the Wall for?

>arya will sit on the iron throne
BASED

God's the show was good then

treason

Heart attack on the crapper.
Didn't you watch final destination?

>oberyn throws spear at tywin and kills him
>kingsguard kill oberyn

GET HER SUM WOTUH

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>Expecting anything besides Capeshit-tier writing for the ending

Literally a sweet summerchild

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Oberyn kills him obviously

reminder that cersei sent assassins after jamie and tyrion

>lol what if we just throw out any development by Jon and just let Arya kill the NK to shock everyone?
>BRILLIANT!
Some people unironically deserve death

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2

drogon and rhaegal. you can see both of them in the episode 4 preview

if arya is such an expert assassin why is she stupid enough to scream at the target as she goes in for the kill unnoticed?

bookfag redditors hated it, showfags redditors loved it.

S U B V E R T E D

Be prepared for Arya killing Cersei as well.

>actually uses the iron throne to kill her ennemies
About fucking time.

>Pretty much all main characters about to die
>Jon against a fucking dragon
>Sansa and Tyrion running from white walkers
>Dany completely alone against a bunch of white walkers
>Arya saves them in the very last moment

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>NOH

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S U B V E R T E D

arya flys in out of nowhere and stabs tywin

she says:
>the starks send their regards

I want to fuck Maisie so bad

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>Send Wolf into battle even though he has no dragonglass weaponry
Why?

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war between the lannister and dorne

dorne gets rekt

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nigga nobody reading that wall of autism lol

/noh/

>Implying they didn't give him dragonglass teeth
Now that I think about it, it sounds pretty fucking epic

>Only flattering picture of her is highly edited and crops out most of her goblina features

wow

Okay, for real. Why Arya? How Arya? The guy took down a fucking dragon.

edd was only there pad character deaths, feels bad man.

h-hi anons

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Boars are nothing to fuck with

>she trains to become a stealth ninja assassin
>now a mighty and powerful warrior

>ancient and evil force, 8000 years old
>defeated by a knife when Bran should have been easily killed by zombies

>kill ned in S1 and Robb in s3
>dont kill any major character anymore

>Jaime is called Kingslayer since Aerys II
>he doesnt kill the NK
Meh

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She also wants to.

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>give all all the main fighters Valierian Steel
>none of them fight a WW

Holy fuck what a shit show

Guys I'm a LannistersChad but we can all agree that house baratheon with their stag sigil/armor are the biggest Chads right? Non of that gay wolf/dragon shit.

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Don't worry next ep Arya kills a dragon.

>mfw the big tittied goth girl in my college class sat next to me today
>Mfw I asked her what she thought of the new episode since I knew she watched every single marvel movie and keeps posting about them on instagram
>mfw she told me she stopped watching at season five because it got predictable and stupid.

Mite actually ask her on a date lads

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Why did she look better as a child?

Any potential in which Tywin or Stannis lives makes the show infinitely better. Hell, imagine the showdown between those two guys. Justice vs Legacy, Stag vs Lion. It's perfect for a main event at Westerosmania. Book it George.

Based

>ghost wielding a dragonglass sword in its mouth sif style
would've been kino

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>his house sigil is prey

lions, stags and krakens are top lags and top shaggers

would actually be fitting for ramsay to have cock envy.

>stags whose horns are usually taken to represent cuckoldry are more based than dragons who are always presented as autists with 400iq and massive sharp teeth
hmmmm

Baratheon > Lannister = historical Starks > current Starks > Blackfyres > Targaryens

Was her death dare I say it kino?

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>Podrick kills Kingsguard
>Wight kills Podrick
>Sansa kills Wight
>Undead Ramsay takes off his shirt and rapes Sansa to death
>Tyrion kills Ramsay
>Littlefinger repeatedly stabs Tyrion screamin "I SHUBBOSE HARRENHALL IS OFF THE TABLE ASWELL HUH? SAY IT. WHERE IS HARRENHALL?"

What else am I missing on the list of reason of GoT's downhill post 4th season?
> got popular amongst women and their pets (= cucks)
> had to cut many side characters out with altering the story permanently
> inserting Night King in the first place
> reached the source's story limit
> Hollywood female writers
> Dungeons & Dragons being self-centered fags & hacks who care more about creating "memorable" scenes that writes them down into history books of film production

I'm actually glad they went non-canon with the series, the books will be still worth to read (hopefully)

me killed by myself

why did she sudoku instead of bailing out amidst the confusion?

I wish he had gotten a dragonglass horn strapped to his head

Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Arya Stark?

just watched the new episode. it was amazing

what was the point of it really?
witnessing her prophecy finally that didn't even play out as she had seen?

what was she doing in volantis all this time?

>End of the war
>Cersei has defeated Dany, Jon, etc with the Golden Company
>They're parading through the streets
>She had Euron killed, as well
>Everything going Cersei's way
>She's about to sit on the Iron Throne
>But Harry Strickland just walks over to her and stabs her while his men watch
>She doesn't understand, but as she falls to the floor she sees a figure enter
>It's STANNIS!

because she served her purpose :^)

>bran was touched by NK and is 3ER
>3ER is the real threat to humanity created by the children
>The children were literally at war with the men and want revenge because men wiped them out
>Night King was trying to kill the 3ER obviously because the children are evil
>3ER true powers can be revealed
>The story is about the ultimate revenge of the old gods and the children

Her purpose was fulfilled and her life was spent.

Is there a character that would want to EVEN TOUCH Arya Stark?

>In a world where the King of Westeros is killed by a boar
Boars are fucking strong. I firmly believe if they had an army of boars, they could've just rushed through the entire army of the dead.

>a White Walker is killed by a fat fuck with zero combat talent
This one was by surprise.

> the Night King being killed by a Master Assassin who took him by surprise is "unrealistic"
>by surprise
No, it wasn't. The guy was surrounded by an army to protect him, with other White Walkers keeping a watch, and he even intercepted the surprise attack. He even had armor on at the place she made her weak little stab. There's so many levels of bullshit on this that it's absurd.

actually, those were wight, the white walkers didn't do shit

>God's

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Never thought I'd be rooting for Cersei of all fucking people.

>blood magic user
>uses too much mana
>why does she die
Come on.

I made the same joke with my friends while watching the episode, I mean seriously why wasn't he at least by Jons side once?

Probably the Night King being defeated and ending the """long""" night.

It's like they heard everyone complaining about that fight scene and just said "let's do it again lol".

So is rhaegar died? Dany left only with one dragon?

Because you're a pedo
Get help

Why didn’t the night king just swarm the castle with wights and wait a few days to go in and clean up? Hadn’t he been waiting for thousands of years for this moment? He couldn’t have waited a few more days?

There's no one worth rooting for. D&D's Cersei is practically Villain Sue.

>Never thought I'd be rooting for Cersei of all fucking people.

Yeah strange timees

No, he's in the preview.

>scenes men will never understand

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because puberty failed and the cuteness wasn't replaced by hotness

Where my maise bros at... My gf made me delete my maisie folder wtf

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Learning how to give medicore peptalks to azor azahi

She's done, her husbando Stannis is in Fire Heaven so she's gone to his side. She knew the writers were done with her and gracefully opted out of the rest of the story.

Isn't Aryas ability to take the form of other people a bit overpowered? Technically, she could kill Cersei with ease. I wonder how they'll make excuses for Arya not just killing Cersei. They'll either kill her or just make her really fucking stupid to the point she doesn't realize she could easily kill Cersei and get away with it.

Press F to air assassinate.

most women do.

Kyle...would you be interested in weighing my grapes

Based af

>This one was by surprise.
It was the exact same literal setup as in the last episode, except Sam is a fat loser and Arya is a trained master assassin.

> run towards lich of death
> scream at him
> manage to kill him in one fucking shot with a single stab in the arm

Without the zombies, the white walkers are garbage enemies

Thats how women work. They peak around 12-13y. But 1 exeption is bear loli. She is pretty attractive still.

Why did this not work, again? White Walkers die to dragonglass, but not actual dragons? What sort of dumb logic is that? Dragonglass is literally just stone that was molten by heat and made weaker than normal stone. That apparently works, but not the heat that makes dragonglass, or normal stones?

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7.8 million tweets.

Go COPE go broke!

Eternal ourguys
>Tywin
>Jaime
>Edd
>Stannis
>Davos
>Pyp
>Grenn
>Littlefinger
>Chadfish
>Chadmure
>Walder
>Nightking
>Roose
>Qyburn
>Mountain
>Hound
>Lancel
>BobbyB
>Theon
>Joffrey
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>Darkstar
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>FUCK OFF dude
>Thorne
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eternal ourgals list
>mellysanders
>Cersei
>Doreah
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>Ros
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>moon is egg girl
>Myrcella V2
>Bad pussy (long hair only though)
>Frogfu
>young Bran
>Bessie
>Bessie's tits
>Smirkfu

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>1.40m

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kinba
on asiof sub its hated
on got sub its loved
on freefolk sub its hated

But user.... she kills Cersei

Half of freefolk browses Yea Forums anyways

i've got a hunch that this is true

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According to DnD it has to be valyrian steel in the same spot the the CotF stabbed the NK to make him

You literally ruined the whole show, I hope you're happy.

Imagine being the retard who wrote this scene. Just imagine.

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She could technically kill her in a single episode. They won't let her do that because it would be too boring though.

You're not wrong.

>flame doesn't work
>while he's just standing there Drogon lunges down and bites him in half
???

Nearly every suggestion (no matter how retarded) I read on here is better than what we get. Nice one user.

>rape is okay and fun when a woman does it

>Where my maise bros
Well, the one and only Maisiebro is in prison
i miss him

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>and in this scene the little girl sticks the thing in the giant's eye
>DABIN

Lol won't work because it must be Arya's Valyrian steel dagger stabbing him in the exact same place because lol

So, what was the deal with Rhaegar? why did he even needed another son?

if so then bookfags are all based exept libleft, and showfags are all retarded

> fascists reading books
> not burning them and trying to murder the author for being too much of a liberal
you're gonna get roped like eichmann

Fuck that's 5"1.... I could have my way with her like a fuckign ragdoll... fuck brahs...

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Easily the funniest shit of the episode.

nah the artist has a lot of art of ramsay raping theon as well

it's the chick who does the oglaf comics

I just want Arya to die fuck it

His actual helmet looks like this

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>imagine being surrounded by sycophants 24/7
>imagine being praised for everything you do

DABID
WHAT IF LYN FIGHTS A GIAN DABID
>b-but how?
WITH THE STRENGTH OF A BEAR ISLANDER DABID
STABBY EYE HOLE DABID
>GET THE CRAYONS

Gendry obviously. Do you even watch this show?

>exact same literal setup
Except the part about being surrounded by an army. Except the part about the White Walker quickly throwing Sam away instead of staring at him for a while. Except the part where Sam actually did stab him in the back with the element of surprise. Except the part of no armor. So you know, not at all "exact same literal setup" in any way. But sure, keep ignoring all the points made.

as they should

Can you fuck off already

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I chuckled when she started shambling/wobbling towards the giant.

>hey lannister hosts I know you literally JUST marched back to the west but now march done to dorne
yep. this one's going in my showfag collection

>Cersei killed by Arya

FUCK YOU

She practically raped him. That doesn't count, bud.

nice strawman

>Own conpletely legal images
>Get jailed because lol
How did they justify this?

>All those Ramsay searches
uh oh

I overheard people at work today talking about the last episode and they loved it.
Also, when recommending other colleagues to start watching the series, several of them agreed that Season 1 is the worst series.
Obviously, I already knew that I am not the target audience for GoT anymore, but this really hammered it home for me.
Feels really bad because I used to be obsessed with the earlier seasons and now I feel pretty indifferent.

Anyone else had a similar experience?

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>tyrion not last
so there IS hope for me

I'm kind of a newfag but what's the deal with D&D and crayons?

Anyone else think the Hound threw Arya over the white walkers/zombies

Based and objectively fact.
His only mistake was that even after all this time he still expected something not shit.

go on /pol/ and post an asoiaf b8 thread
they'll reply and at least a few will give actual book arguments on why x is shit

He died for HER sins

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Episode 1: 3/10
Episode 2: 6/10
Episode 3: 3/10

So we’re due a 6/10 at least lads.

>be me
>big fight vs zombies
>oh no am scared
>am fighting
>am no pussy
>friend saves me from death
>thanks based friend
>oh no friend stabbed
>do the only smart thing and run away like the fat pussy i am
seriously martins self insert had to die here

>Tyrion>Stannis
Yea Forums BTFO

people who search for midget porn inflate the numbers because it's a particular fetish

not many people have a fetish for "mediocre average man with nothing particularly interesting about him"

Chads
>lion shoulders
>stag helmet
>flaming stag armor
>bolton skin armor
>season 1 kingsguard armor

Virgins
>ruby dragons
>wolf leather armor
>tyrell plastic armor

>/ourking/ made it onto the chart
There's still hope, right?

>Jaime, Brienne, Jon, Theon, and Arya fighting in the Godswood against the White Walkers and the Night King
>One Walker gets close enough to Bran to kill him
>Theon charges at it with his spear, gets stabbed but also hits the Walker and kills it
>Laying at Bran's feet bleeding out, Bran still gets to say his line before Theon dies
>Jon is fighting the Night King and the NK has him on the ropes
>Arya sees an opening and throws Catspaw hitting the Night King in the chest

Theon gets his heroic death, Arya still gets to have her grrrl power moment, Jon gets his duel with the Night King, Jaime gets a poetic moment defending Bran.

R8.

>Anyone else had a similar experience?
literally everyone who read the books.

In all of his 8000 years, he had never seen something so fucking strange as the anglo

How was Episode 2 better than 1? It was the same shit for two episodes.

only bookfags are on the chart
showfags are incapable of forming their own opinions

Maisie is pure and needs to be protected, that's why

So making a shrine is a crime? He didn't do any stalking or any harassment yet though.

What all lore breaking shit that was established in the show alone was destroyed with this episode?
>wights need multiple hits to be killed instead of just being poked by dragonglass(as seen with the giant taking multiple arrows before Mormont stabs it in the eye plus plenty of other examples)
>dragonhide is just like human skin, who needs ballistas when a bunch of zombies with knives can puncture him.
>NK touching people doesn't immediately burn them or turn them to ice
Thats all I can think of off the top of my head but im sure theres more.

Why is he so shitty?

Actually a good explanation.

Hey incels! have seuudududshehsdhhsdsh.

The dialogue was a lot better. Fireside scene in particular. Shame it was ruined by none of them dying in the battle

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No idea why but both Tyrion and Sam have been completely shafted by the writing.
They're both comically craven and stupid.

Even if Theon got up after getting stabbed, causing a White Walker to break formation to attack him, allowing Ayra to get past them, the moment would have been much better.

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Sam even does his speech that he's no coward then immediately does cowarldy things.

>wights need multiple hits to be killed
>nk explodes from a knife stab

I guve you the scene with them sitting next to the fire but thats it. If you compare 1 and 2 episode is was only boring talk and nothing of value desu.

>when you charge with 100,000 sand niggers and they all fucking die in seconds

Peace out bitches I'm staying as a background prop from now on

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Did you watch episode 1 twice? The 2nd was far better, not much happened regarding the WWs but a lot of subplots got resolved (albeit quite poorly hence the 6) and conversations were tolerable.

>no LF

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stop baiting

JUST

youtube.com/watch?v=YrU1SGDdViY

Mocking their intelligence as if they are children and writing their episodes in crayon instead of a more appropriate media.

when i read the game of thrones tweets or see game of thrones reaction videos on youtube, and i see how the mind of the casual normie showfag works, it's like i'm encountering a different species.

these people are completely alien to me

>Theon GreyGOY
>GOY
what did (((they))) mean by this?

>theon greygoy

The biggest kill Arya made, was this show.

Lurk more.

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Will Grrm correct this before he dies or will he spend his remaining years writing spin-off novellas which barely anyone cares about?

Ghost has the ability to teleport.

Yes i watched it twice, but it was labled as "episode 2". It was not that much better than Episode 1. Both were trash with maybe some good scene in episode 2. But 5 minutes of good screen time and 50 min of boring shit doesnt make the cut.

he probably just ran off like at the fist of the first men

He gave up finishing it a long time ago.

goy minds think alike

>Except the part about being surrounded by an army
Absolutely irrelevant for a master assassin. It's even established in the same episode that she can stealthy pass through the zombie horde.

> Except the part about the White Walker quickly throwing Sam away instead of staring at him for a while.
For a while? It was a microsecond in slow motion. NK caught Arya, she immediately dropped the knife into her other hand and stabbed him.

> Except the part where Sam actually did stab him in the back with the element of surprise.
It was surprise only because the White Walker was written like he was a dumbfuck. And NK was caught by surprise by Arya too, hence the hesitation and why she tricked him with the knife swap.

> Except the part of no armor.
Jon one-shot killed a White Walker with armor too. One swing of a valyrian sword was enough.

So basically all prophecy = bullshit

The explanation from D&D was that he could only be killed by being stabbed in the same location that the CotF originally stabbed him to make him a spooky lich.

hot

i hope bran becomes the new NK or something because its pure stupidity if they end it like this

who i despise:
>David Benioff
>the character Arya Stark

who i don't despise:
>Maisie Williams

so whos going to kill the Night King in the book?

Discuss image.

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>Long night lasted a single night
Well, to be fair, it IS called the long night. Not the two long nights. GRRMs directions were unambiguous here, D&D are not to blame.

Will someone even care when the time comes with him revealing that he is done? He already fucked up.

to be fair, she said she hated the idea of her killing the night king and was aware how much it would piss off the fans

youtube.com/watch?v=n5wm3fY5pCY
>1:00

>“Foes and false friends are all around me, Lord Davos. They infest my city like roaches, and at night I feel them crawling over me.” The fat man’s fingers coiled into a fist, and all his chins trembled. “My son Wendel came to the Twins a guest. He ate Lord Walder’s bread and salt, and hung his sword upon the wall to feast with his friends. And they murdered him. Murdered, I say, and may the Freys choke upon their fables. I drink with Jared, jape with Symond, promise Rhaegar the hand of my own beloved granddaughter…but never think that means I have forgotten. The north remembers, Lord Davos. The north remembers, and the mummer’s farce is almost done. My son is home.”
Post yfw they didn't adopt or mention the most based Stark bannerman in all the books

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Of course, she's /OurGirl/

Haha imagine if that was your sister

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>At 12.02 million viewers, “The Long Night” is the second most-watched Game of Thrones episode on the first US broadcast.

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>so whos going to kill the Night King in the book?

does the night king exist in the books?

>"I'm saving myself for anotha"
Was LF seriously a virgin until he married Lysa?

based

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They did have Manderly, but he did absolutely nothing in the show...

probably not.
The dude lived in a whorehouse.

>accounting for overnight airings as well as a partial streaming count, which is how increasingly more people are watching TV, “The Long Night” had 17.8 million viewers in the US. This is a new high for Game of Thrones and HBO overall, breaking the record of 17.4 million set by the season eight premiere, “Winterfell”, a few weeks ago.

>17.8 million

What? He had fucked Lysa at least twice.

jesus christ how horrifying

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Man The Lord of Light really fucked with Mellisandre with the prophecies

>You need to find Azor Ahai, the warrior born from Salt and Smoke who picks up Lightbringer, a Sword of Flame to defeat the other
>By the way it's Stannis
>Oh shit he's out of blood, you need to abduct his bastard nephew and have sex with him
>You need to burn his child for him to reveal himself
>By the way it's not Stannis
>By the way it's Jon Snow
>Oh fuck he's dead you better ressurect him
>Ok now fuck off back to Essos
>Ok now you need to go to Winterfell
>Ok now light all the sand niggers weapons on fire, it'll look sweet I promise
>Ok that didn't work, try lighting the barricade on fire
>Ok that didn't work, you need to motivate Arya
>Did I say Man ? I meant a young girl
>Did I say born of Salt and Smoke? Disregard that
>Did I saw sword? I meant dagger
>Did I say drawn from fire? I meant Dragon Glass
>Ok you've fulfilled my purpose, now you can die

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Jesus christ the finale is going to be huge

Preston was right

So they didn't have Manderly but a prop Northman who looked nothing like him and didn't have any interactions with Davos

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i think sansa would charge at least a dollar.

There is the Great Other, but beyond that, there is no character in equivalence to the “Night King”. It’s just D&D fanfiction to simplify the plot for plebbit fags.

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High in the halls of the kinos now gone
Dabid would get his crayons
The ones to write down the ideas Weiss had
and make Game of Thrones a fun show

Aya jumps down from out of thin air
And kills the Night King in one swoop
No one really dies and it's all okay
Cause dany and joe are still here

AND THEY JUST WANT TO MAKE A GOOD SHOW
WANT TO MAKE A FUN SHOW

he gave her nice tits though

why tho
i'm subscribed to like 200 GoT accs on twitter
a lot of them are tumblr fan girls

targaryens > all others

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never understood this sigil

I also noticed everyone in my work loved that episode as did my boyfriend. I realised that none of them have read the books like I have.

I spent half a hour arguing with my boyfriend about how Ayra should not have been the one to end the Night King, he told me that she had been preparing her whole life for assassination and stealth so it would make sense that someone who mastered the God of Death would be the one to kill death itself.

I said that her connection to the Night King is meaningless, she wasn’t training to end the Long Night she was training to kill people she felt wronged her. Why did she get to do it? It was Jons part or literally anyone’s part to do if they had a history or connection with stopping the Night King for like fucking 5 seasons worth.

Then he started quoting some YouTube theorists shit and I tagged out.

I don’t think for one second Ayra should have fucking been the one to do it.

at least 14 m

I still don't understand why he's called the Night King in universe. Like why people refer to him as the Night King.
Wasn't the "Night King" name just a name the actor was given on IMDB for his first episode?
Why did characters in-universe start referring to him as the NK? Who came up with the name? Why did everyone start running with it? They should just have been calling him "their leader".
"If you kill him, you'll kill them all, because he's the one who raised them all". HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THAT BERIC??? AND WHY DID IT TURN OUT TRUE???

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Dammit, I was so hyped to see Jon, Jaime, Brienne and Jorah face off in duels with the White Walkers to protect Bran. Hell, I wouldn't have even minded if Arya was sneaking around behind the White Walkers and stabbing a few of them with the dagger while this was going on.

I said it before that Azor Azhai didn't exist, but someone who would be similar to an Azor Azhai would appear and kill the NK

unironically this

is that a lot? those are sterile numbers

did anyone draw her with dark thicc eyebrows before GoT premiered?

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at least the LoL was kind enough to let her see the conclusion of the battle, she was basically useless the entire time

pay debts

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She blames him irrationally for Jorah's death I would bet.

Did you fuck him in the butt after for being a faggot?

ep 1:
> everybody arriving in,
> no idea about the distance between the armies
> some general chatting
ep 2:
> the distance is realised
off-note: how the fuck they got back to Winterfell before NK is beyond me
> siege preparations begin
> everybody realising their last night might be at the hand
> recollections of past deeds in dialogue
the biggest wonder is how the fuck Sansa was the only one to get laid. Everybody knows Northerners are complete sluts irl.

>penis removal=circumscison

>It's even established in the same episode that she can stealthy pass through the zombie horde
>evading four shambling zombies in an empty library is the same as leaping 30 ft through a mass of walkers and zombies all staring at the NK
I know you're baiting but c'mon

I'm sorry that your boyfriend is a dickhead, I promise that I would never treat you like that. :) if you ever need to chat then add me on kik

im not exactly sure what you mean by sterile

its a record for the most watched show ever on HBO

also like 54 million people pirated the season premiere which is on par per usual

if by 70+ million view is considered sterile then absolutely

I would love it next episode if that was his reaction when he found out who killed the NK

the books don't even have the night king. And as far as we know in the books, Jon is dead and we don't know if he'll be revived like in the show.

So you're full of shit just like your boyfriend

>budget oglaf
garbage

...

tfw I made the right choice of /got/ waifu, feels good bros

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obviously not, because in real life old people with white hair have white eyebrows and asshairs too. so someone with natural white hair would too

Asha/Theon is OTP.

>mary sue house
no

kek

Hollywood women writers and their seasonal character preference moods

A Lannister Always pays his denbts

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i mean they dont imply anything, what's the number of watchs for other stuff? is it rare that this many watch it? what's the most watched show ever and how many watches it gets?

New thread

no
books specified light blonde hair, almost white
and violet eyes

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I'm not baiting at all, you're just retarded and trying to twist the power levels that were clearly established in the show.

Again, a white walker was literally surprised by fucking Sam sneak attack.

There's even a fucking scene at the end of season 2 when the same fat fuck escapes the army of the dead and white walkers.

Like when the fuck is it ever established that White Walkers are omnipotent invincible monsters who see everything and can't be tricked by a trained assassin like Arya.

>I don’t think for one second Ayra should have fucking been the one to do it.
D&D literally said that they chooser Arya because it make not sense at all and they wanted to "subvert expectations".

are you daft? ITS A RECORD FOR HBO. you cant compare it to other non subscriber based series.

hbo is a premium subscription service, you can only compare it to others of the same and nothing else has ever come close

>master assassin
>Didn't even finish her training
kek. Also running on snow isn't the same as running on stone. How could she have trained to run on that terrain when there's no snow in Bravos?
>immediately dropped the knife
NK watched as he dropped the knife, and looked down as she plunged it into him instead of immediately killing her like he did Theon, or even freezing her like he did to everyone else he's ever touched in the show including Bran.
>Caught by surprise
If he was caught be surprise he wouldn't have turned around in the first place. This is like saying Jon caught him by surprise when he was sneaking up on him and in his hesitation he raised undead to avoid the battle.

I’m aware the book doesn’t have the night king. But it has Lady Stoneheart and Coldhands. I’m talking about the tv series faggot

shut the fuck up, retard

That White Walker did not have so many wights around him they were *literally* falling off the roof mere moments before. They crashed like a wave over Winterfell, and the entrance to the godswood, from where Arya leapt, was not only choke full of them but also had a bunch of walkers all looking at the NK. How did she get through them all, past them, and get enough speed to leap screaming at the NK?

what has hbo produced of relevant? might mean nothing, compare it to all producers or disappear from my sight

>flame swords
did nothing, if anything it gave them false courage
>trench
put out with wights

the only thing she did was give arya a little encouragement

How do black bois compete?

Where the fuck is the tri-Pod

>>Didn't even finish her training
I am 100% convinced you are a speed watcher at this point.
> Arya kills a literal master assassin who trained her
> Kindly Man literarilly say that "a girl is finally no one", basically confirming she has finished her training
> B-B-BUT LMAO WE DIDNT SEE EVERY LITERAL MINUTE OF HER TRAINING SHE CANT BE A MASTER ASSASSIN

> If he was caught be surprise he wouldn't have turned around in the first place. This is like saying Jon caught him by surprise when he was sneaking up on him and in his hesitation he raised undead to avoid the battle.
or how the white walker was killed by surprise after jon blocked his sword with valyrian steel. exaclty like it happened in hardhome

> . They crashed like a wave over Winterfell, and the entrance to the godswood, from where Arya leapt, was not only choke full of them but also had a bunch of walkers all looking at the NK. How did she get through them all, past them, and get enough speed to leap screaming at the NK?
how the fuck is that relevant? Arya lived as a kid in winterfell, she knew that place by heart. Why would she be somewhat unable to sneak past dumbfuck zombies and lunge at NK, given her expertise and experience with the area?

Can we at least agree that with the whole:

>"Green Eyes, Blue Eyes, Brown Eyes"

Bullshit they had to pull?

That we could still conceivably get Drowned God killing Aegon the conqueror?

It's a long shot but it sounds like most of the twists in this series are pretty on the nose evidently. So I'm optimistic we still get Euron offing Jon. Which would put the show collectively back at at least a rewatch level for me.

I really hate that. I guess that also explains why no major character died this episode. It’s just shitty writing to me

Absolute specimen but I don't think he's had any actual sex scenes.

Infinitely greater than what we got. Actual kino.

>incestuos insane dragonspawns
At least post Blackfyres you disgusting pleb

She probably thinks you are a soiboi because you're still watching the show, you have no chance. Good luck, though!