There has never been a single good Sonic property. Not the games. Not the shows. Not the comics. It's all been bad...

>Not the comics.
um sweety

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THEY MADE THE ARMS BLUE!!!!

Every Sonic game:

>Press and hold right to GO FAST
>Press any other button to jump
>YOU WIN

All 3d Sonic games
>Press and hold up to GO FAST
>Press any other button to jump
>YOU WIN

I think there have been some good Sonic games, but you're absolutely right about the Sonic fandom completely deserving this disaster of a film. There is no one single fandom more autistic and more horrifying than the Sonic fandom. Chris-chan is not an aberration at all, he's just the average Sonic fan taken to their logical conclusion.

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t. post-boost zoomer

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um sweety

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Um, sweetie, Sonic Adventure 2 Battle is literally one of the best games of all time. Sonic 1-3 were amazing too.

THIS

MOVIE

GONNA

SUXXX

COXXX

AND

DIXXX

adventure 1 and 2 were great as well.

With that said. They should have made this the movie.

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Some of the games are good, like Sonic 2. SatAM is good. Uh, they made good Happy Meal toys with Sonic.
But like 99% of Sonic stuff is bad.

Almost correct, but sonic 2 on the Mega Drive blew people's minds at the time.

>he doesn't like Dr Robotniks Mean Bean Machine
pleb

LIVING IN A NIGGER'S PARADISE

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E L E C T R I C
H E D G E H O G
P O K E M O N

All I want is a TGT trilogy film series

Kinda disappointed this wasn't in the trailer

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I just want that youtube guy ultimate tgt to finish the series but it's long dead.

The only good game sonic has been in is super smash bros ultimate, and no one mains him in it.

>tfw Tales Gets Trolled is never going to be finished

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WRONG

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>Sonichu
And in the same year we are getting a Hollywood CGI Sonic and Pikachu movie. It's like pottery.

haha

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No one deserved this. Not even Sonic fans. Nobody...Nobody...
Foresaken...

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Sonic 2, 3/knuckles, CD, and Mania are objectively superb
Sonic 1, the Advance trilogy, Rush, Unleashed sans werehog sections, Colors, and Generations are objectively good
Most the rest of the games aside from 06 and Boom are nowhere near as bad as people claim they are.
Sonic SatAM has aged but was a gem for its time, and compared to Saturday morning cartoons it still stands out as something special. Adventures of Sonic was mostly dirt-stupid but a valiant attempt to make a fun cartoon on a small budget. The Boom cartoon is fun for what it is.
Mania Adventures and Team Racing Overdrive are short but superb. The OVA Sonic movie of the 90s is superb.
The Archie comics had very low lows but equally high highs. The entirety of Sonic Universe and the IDW series so far are superb. The British sonic comic was fun. The 90s oneshot manga was fun.
In addition to all that and whatever other examples I missed, the franchise in and of itself has always exuded a very fun, energetic, optimistic and enjoyable energy, the character designs are almost always very charming, the music in the games is always extremely catchy and enjoyable. The IP is hard not to like on some level, many levels even, if you're not a crabby bastard.
Sonic being bad has always been a meme. There have been awful periods in all his media (games like labyrinth, 06 and boom, toons like underground, Penders/Gabrie era in the comics, etc) but they're small spots in a sea of content that ranges from decent to excellent and people obsess over them and the "bad fans". I'd take a "bad" sonic fan anyday over these jaded clowns that insist the franchise is awful when it just simply isn't.

The movie is likely going to be braindead fun like AoSTH and the Fleetway comics. Not exceptional and not awful. Sorry you can't enjoy fun things, user.

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Chris might have deserved it

What's even the appeal of fucking sanic?

spotted the sonic autist

Don't try to make sense of the mentally ill. Worst case scenario you'll gain their perspective

What about the trap Sonic porn? Fucking checkmate.

The early Archie comics were pretty funny at first but went to shit VERY quickly and became the paradigm of all cringe Sonic story telling

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No.

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I'm unironically watching this for Jim Carrey

100% this.

SatAM was Saturday morning kino

youtube.com/watch?v=7R2vFDIBToI

Sonic is hot babe heaven

>High tier plot lines

...Just kill yourself you degenerate furry autist

Same. I'm just glad he's doing fucking something comedic again.
Retarded as he is I missed the bastard.

You're unironically part of the problem.

Every video game
>press buttons
>YOU WIN

Mind = blown xDDD sonicfags BTFO!!!!!!!

SHOMEBODY SHTOP MEHH!!!

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thiiiiiiicc 0w0

This is raw autism

>He doesn't want to fuck the Ghost Girl

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Why do you faggots assume people on Yea Forums pay for movies?

Of fucking course this fat obese retard is a sonic fan. God this guy makes me sick, he's just as bad as the shit he complains about

PINGAS

sonic 1/2 master system

sonic 3 & knuckles for mega drive

everything else was garbage, I even bought a dreamcast for adventure and it was my first buyers remorse

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He forsook Christianity to worship hyperdimension neptunia anime girls.
This movie is old testament divine retribution.

Whether you do or not, the studio could have cast anyone more competent for the role but instead are counting on Carrey autists for hype

the protein is neural development kino

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i want to fuck Sonic

adventure 1 and 2 were solid entries

the rest can suck on my used chode

>official sonic franchise is a train wreck that happens every day
>the porn is top tier
How do they do it?

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Not giving it money. Not part of the problem.
Actually on second thought I'll buy a ticket for every (You) I get from you, implied (You)s included.
You're at 2 tickets so far. 2 more than I would've bought. How does it feel contributing to Sonic's success?

shame it didn't last long

...

That /trash/ has become a godtier masturbation board still amazes me.

You know the rest of the world views you as mentally sick, right?

That applies to literally everyone on Yea Forums.
It's an anonymous site bucko. I could be Tom Hanks for all you know.

3

No one is doubting that Tom Hanks is mentally sick.

Honestly he looks like a cheap carnival plushie. Look at the texture of his fur. It looks awful. It looks cheap. It looks like something you'd find in a dumpster.

I have zero idea how they allowed this to be greenlit. They should have just kept him as this shiny plastic looking completely unnatural looking creature. Trying to give him texture and fur didn't work at all. It's extremely offputting.

No one is going to see this because it doesn't even look like sonic. They've fucked around with the Detective Pikachu movie but those pokemon still look like how they should, they look pretty good. This doesn't look good at all.

Dangerous game you're playing. Autists like yourself have gone bankrupt for less than this

the rest of the world brags about being sick

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>No one is going to see this
Jim Carrey and Jack Lame's female and faggot fanbase have ensured it'll make a profit.

Not like furfags do

It really feels like they made this movie for as cheap as humanly possible (taking place in the real world entirely, shit CGI) and hoped that word of mouth about memes and jim carrey and people saying "omg it looks so bad lets go see it" will be enough to turn a profit.

Saucy. Three it is.

Wall E came out in 2008 you fucking autistic bitch

Pretty much confirmed this'll be a hit.

I am literally having a onions meltdown.

I'm also not buying a ticket so you should buy one more for me.

>anonymous board
>the rest of the world thinking anything about any individual here

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I liked the one on the Gamecube, with the Running around at the speed of sound opening in the first stage. The one where you can get those little autistic animals to fight against each other

I don't know about you but I can be in line at 7-11 and immediately pick out if some smelly degenerate in there jacks off to sonic porn. It shows in everything from their diet to the way they carry themselves to the way they dress. You don't want your kids around those people.

this. Sonic was never good.

It has been kept afloat for 30 years by black autists, you cant possibly prove otherwise.

Buy out the whole theater to be safe.

What the FUCK is THAT?

That you'd actively seek out people who watch sonic porn is a cause for genuine concern. Why would you be so fixated on it in public? Yea Forums shit's gotta stay on Yea Forums. Applying it to your daily life is unhealthy. Stop it.

Buy one for me too.
Also checked.

human form sonic

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I'll fill remaining seats in my tri county area. Best I can do.

Question. They saw the negative reaction from the first poster, and said nothing. They saw the negative reaction from the marketing leak and said nothing. Surely they knew the visceral reaction was coming and yet they still say nothing.

Shouldn't they be trying to get out in front of the memes? Be self-aware in some sort of marketing campaign? Yet they just release the trailer and act like it's great stuff, when they knew that everybody was against it.

What do they gain by pretending it's fine?

I look out for creeps just like I look out for niggers, its an act of self preservation. Please keep defending your sexual neurosis though, I wanna see just how good your mental gymnastics are.

Money.

Can we have a spoiler thread so I don't have to see the movie.

>he actually takes this site seriously
I can't believe I'm saying this unironically, but have sex.

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Now this is peak autism

WHY

Creepy retarded perverts only exist online? They don’t have physical bodies that go around stinking up real world locations? Wow

Always wondered if these were actual bones.

better question is why do people this is/will be worse then the new pokemon movie?

>POKÉMON GOOD
>SONIC BAD

>Creepy retarded perverts only exist online?
Almost always, yes. Most of them are shutins.

yup exactly . The pokemon trailer uses the same bad cgi

Only sonic CD was fun

>MULATTO GOOD
>WHITE MALE BAD

Sonic CD and S3&K are absolute kino and some of the GOAT 2D platformers.

It looks great, why are you mad? Classic 80's/90's fish out of water story.

Too janky. Fucked up that balance between gameplay and going fast that the big 3 and Mania struck.

>Most of them are shutins

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It was the only one fun to play to the end.

depends if he used 1800 or 1900

even if it was early 1900 there might be real bones mixed with wood

my school had a really old one and it felt like bone

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Exceptions don't prove the general rule that most autists rarely go out wrong. Japanese culture is getting crippled by shutins.
And note how even the exceptions here are hiding their faces.

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As he is a faggot I’m sure he would, user

why is sonic so appealing to autists

> mfw they will make the mistake of showing Sonic taking off his shoes
> and exposing his feet
> mfw the sea of footfags' fanfic will not stop for the next three years

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>not jazz jackrabbit 2

You wouldnt know kino if you fell into an ocean of kino.

It was the only good sonic I got bored with. I beat it but it wasn't as fun as 3&K

>you will never hangout with your bros who share the same interests

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Nintendo cares what we think about Pokemon.
SEGA gives not one, single, sweet, sweaty fuck what we say about Sonic.
Quality control (i.e. playing it safe enough they know the majority won't have much bad to say about it) will match.

so, i've heard there is a knuckles comic somewhat controversial. does anyone know what i'm talking about?

i'd put them about on the same top level

I really hope the bones are fake, imagine dying and having your remains used as a furry sex doll for some autistic mongoloid.

Scarier than most horror movies

Okay so what you’re saying is they exist irl and sometimes go outside?

while I disagree because super mario world

s3&k looked stunning and had some of the best music on console next to f-zero

genisis kids where always the slow kids though, so flashy sounds and colours over solid puzzle and reaction time mechanics makes sense

Big eyes and friendly faces.

Anime and My Little Pony are the same thing. Most childrens entertainment does it.

>redditfrog

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You're the retard who implied I said they didn't exist.
I said most autists don't or extremely rarely leave their parents' houses at all, and that convention fags are the exception, not the rule.

>what is any platformer, ever

Oh yes, this is a billion dollar idea. Chinks will eat it up I’m sure

been trying to push that for 6 years

its over

A lot of sexual degenerates can also be found working fast food or the US corrections system

Why does that make you mad?

super mario you went in all directions and there was skill based paths to get to secret areas

sonic was hold > and jump next level

>implying they even do that much
Most Sonic degenerates just get diagnosed with autism and get disability checks. You're really overestimating these faggots.

that makes sense

if sonic was just about holding and jumping to the next level then mario world was just about getting the right power ups and flying over levels.
both are bullshit

This game is kino. None of the other games were that memorable or great though

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There's nothing controversial about Knuckles issueing a fatwa against the illiegal state of Israel.

i'd actually rate mario world higher as well but they both have a place in my heart and are good for different reasons. i think they often get compared unfairly because nintendo and sega were market competitors even though the games themselves have their own lanes.

You implied that it was impossible to notice them in public, as if somebody couldn’t spot a deviant retard a mile away. You’ve been defending perverted mutants this whole thread from what I can see, chiding another user for even mentioning that he spots them in the wild occasionally. I’m just letting you know that your mental illness is painfully obvious to anyone with a fully functioning brain.

No, I implied that nobody in his right mind would actively try to notice such trash and that doing so is as autistic as the degenerates themselves. They should be disregarded entirely without a second look.

you never played super mario world

>genisis kids where always the slow kids though
Genesis*

ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
GOT NO PLACE TO GO, GOTTA FOLLOW MY RAINBOW....

Furfags and autism

i 100% it when i was like 7 and it's probably my favorite
that said, you probably never actually tried to get the emeralds or fix the timeline in a sonic game either

>over solid puzzle and reaction time mechanics
Those two mechanics are an actual thing in the Genesis Sonic games. I bet you're one of those idiots who say "push right to win".

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Right, you’re pretending people have to actively try to notice them, when in fact their existence is impossible for anybody within smelling distance to ignore. Your desperate assertion that anybody who’d notice a gross mutant is somehow an even lesser being is an obvious cope. I’m sorry dude, you’re just gross. It’s not somebody else’s fault for not ignoring how gross you are, it’s your fault for being gross.

i'm sorry but there was no mechanics in sonic

and when there was 1 it defeated a lot of kids

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This movie is going to be art and I can't fucking wait.

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thats actually pretty gud

fuck that barrel

Even if you're obsessed with seeking out austists, you can't assume every stinking retard exclusively has a sonic fetish. That alone is a product of your own deep-seated obsession. They could just as easily be footfags.

how on earth is that one stupid barrel the only "mechanic" in sonic? you probably think you're clever for gliding over green hill zone and ignoring the emeralds

In the first game it is actually a good idea to ignore the emeralds.

nope

I honestly hope this becomes a cringekino classic to watch drunk with friends.

It is very much on that road. And we get Carrey-kino interspersed with the garbage.

why? to hoard lives and continues? the emeralds are the actual goal of the game, that's the pleb filter.

It's not just zoomers, I'm not sure whats the right group label for it. "People who have shit taste in games"?
youtube.com/watch?v=WYDsz1NFBJw

Who needs anything else when you got BAT TATS

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This is the best way to to approach this movie desu

It's a movie you watch drunk with your black gf and then lose interest halfway through to have sex.

>even the comics have some high tier plot lines

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You can't go super sonic in the first game, it just adds flowers to the ending scene.

kek

I need to know Chris-Chan’s thoughts on this

>non-classic design
>black woman gf
>rap music in trailer
I gave you three hints

sure it's just flowers, but that's how you actually beat the game. disappointing results, part of the reason sonic 1 doesn't measure up as well, but that's how you win. it's not like the game is gonna grow a mouth and suck you off.

Somebody post some Sonic Steamers™

I can't lie. Eventually I'll download this and watch it with my friends over a couple of beers.

Ever since he literally joined a cult that worshipped anime girls I have no idea what he likes anymore.
I'll assume he still hates niggers but I just have no idea at this point. He hated trannies too until he became one.

cringe

Aside from being uncanny valley Sonic what exactly was SO bad about this trailer?
Seems to me like a bunch of 13 year old memers parroting IGN and some other youtube ecelebs with a hateboner for the franchise.

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It's the kind of formula they've tried with Smurfs. Fish out of water "what if your favorite character was in the REAL WORLD?" bullshit everyone has seen and hated before.
Only thing I like about the trailer is Robotnik.

Good point. TGT is gold.

goatse seems almost quaint now

the snes was full of casual rpgs and kiddie games
the genesis have real manly arcade games that required skill.

Kim Kayona nudes are the only good thing that came out of Sonic.

SA2 was kino
youtu.be/8H70emkCT8o

streets of rage and errr a saturated version of golden axe

I've never met a single Sonic fan that didn't genuinely have some form of retardation

basedboy

>There's never been a good Sonic prop-

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i'm sorry, i'm retarded. i meant the tails comics. you know which one

Chao gardens were great. That's it though.

Anyone who thinks the original 2D Sonic games are bad are just shitters who got Game Over in the first couple of levels.

>Not the comics.
this is wrong.

Unequivocally based and underratedpilled

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a lot of white trash and south american children are really going to love this movie.

madman

in fairness, that is undeniably entertaining

>There has never been a single good Sonic property.
Sanic Pinball on the game gear was solid.

or they think they're clever for ignoring the emeralds, the real goal

Modern Sonic fans have been around since SA2, Maniafags are the true zoomers. This movie will be just fine.

>There has never been a single good Sonic property. Not the games. Not the shows. Not the comics. It's all been bad, all of it.
Nice meme, bro. Never seen before it in my life.
>not including the original trilogy
wut

>There has never been a single good Sonic property. Not the games. Not the shows. Not the comics. It's all been bad, all of it.
Viewing the Sonic fanbase from the outside is pretty entertaining though

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t. Never played Sonic and the black night

>that
>funny

wtf

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Never read the comics, but I believe this is before Archie had its reboot. After the reboot, I have heard very positive reception about the comics.

Boost is honestly the worst thing to ever happen to the Sonic games, I shit you not. Give me a Sonic game full of furry friends and slow, tedious platforming, but if there's no boost I'll play it.

The genesis games were good you contrarian retardo. Rocket Knight Adventures surpasses them all though

no

>Some of the games are good, like Sonic 2. SatAM is good
t. 30 year old boomer that hasn't played a Sonic game since the 90s and even then was such a normie that he only played the best-selling one

In terms of story, I think S3&K is probably the best one behind SA2 because of how it uses the environment and setting to tell a story, instead of relying on textboxes or mediocre voice acting and animation.

THANK YOU. I'm sick of this bullshit meme.

Kill yourself.

have sex

Dubs and you have to rent an entire screening for your autism.

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Sonic let off an EMP powerful enough to knock out electronics on the entire Pacific Northwest.

According to GoNorthwest, the area has a population of around 15 million. Bump Reveal estimates that 3,978,497 babies are born every year in the United States.

Using statistics from Bliss it is estimated that about 1 in 7 babies in the UK require a neonatal unit upon their birth. Assuming this statistic translates to the United States, this would mean that 568,365 need this treatment in the US yearly.

The United States has approximately 327.2m people living there, meaning that the Pacific Northwest holds approximately 4.5% of the US population, translating to 25,576 babies needing neonatal treatment in the area yearly.

Using Bliss's statistics again, it can be seen that the average stay in the neonatal clinic for a baby is one week. Considering there are 52 weeks in a year, this means that 1/52 of this figure are in the clinics at any one time.

This translates to 491 babies in the area where Sonic the Hedgehog immediately cuts complete power and life support to. Sonic is literally a mass baby murderer.

Eh women kill tens of millions of their own babies annually, Sonic's no worse for accidentally disrupting power (backup generators would kick on at hospitals anyway) than women who actively kill their viable children are.

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this is the funniest shit ever

Aside from his late-stage costume, the Jim Carrey stuff is pretty cringeworthy

>blue arms

i still beat off tho

Why didn't they cast an actual hedgehog? Fucking hate it when films use CGI as a copout.

Heard he's signing up to be the designated theater shooter

because they would have cast an African pygmy hedgehog

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>boomer Saturdays instead of actual kino youtube.com/watch?v=VTHsOSGJHN0

this is an insult to the good name of hedgehogs everywhere. They're cute not creepy and they protect our gardens from slugs and snails.

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Reminder that this happend

youtube.com/watch?v=IyGjgOwZo1M

>He hasn't played Sonic Generations
Fucking Zoomers.

>implying this wasn't pure kino with soul

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sonic dislikes retards and tears

ironically his entire fanbase

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Lower your standards any more and you'll be just like the average capeshit fan.

But user, that looks fun!

Im gomna drink 12 beers and go see this. Looks like a fucking meme.

cry more

You heard wrong.

Reminder that this tails is stronger than any Superman, IG Thanos, and Darkseid combined.

>Ken Penders
>anything good

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what does that mean? how

Sonic has never had a bad cartoon besides underground. His animated shit is more consistent than any other video game character.

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This is what happens if you let capeshit dominate the cinemas.

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>miles prower

25 years and it took me this thread to under stand why he is called miles

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>tfw the milk truck will never arrive at your house

;_;

I feel like they are aiming for the "its so bad its good" vibe and if they manage to pull that off then it will be worth it.

Tails Gets Trolled is the only good Sonic related thing

yeah

>they made good Happy Meal toys with Sonic.
based and true

TAILS?

>weak point: ?
children and diapers

why did they give him an ass

sonic spinball was a good game

>mfw no full-length kinematographic adaptation of Sonic's Ultimate Harem

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Honestly, what do you think the odds are for a tiny CWC reference in the movie?

1/10? 1/100?

THIS is the white race?
Pathetic

Sonic 1, 2, 3 and Adventure are fucking amazing, faggot.

Opinion discarded in garbage bin.

sonic for the game gear was dope too, but the first boss was always too hard for my small brain

>>implying denegerate kikes are white

Fuck off you repulsive nigger scum

If they made him say "gotta go fast" and there's a tendency towards dark humour (joke about the child in the bag etc.), I'd say the odds of them slipping in a tiny blink-and-you'll-miss-it reference are a solid 75%

miles
p(e)r-
-Ower (hour)

It didn't look that bad actually,

On the upside it's entirely made of wood
On the downside he hand carved every single part

Fucking this. Complain about the Tails / Eggman and Knuckles / Rouge levels all you fucking want, it doesn't change the fact that SA2 is the best 3-D Sonic platformer.

The plot is great too despite being completely bonkers.

>tfw the last boss fight
>LIVE AND LEARN
>HANGING ON THE EDGE OF TOMORROW

Shit was so damn cash.

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>Jim Carrey is relaunching his career on this movie
Fucking hell what a trainwreck
That guy is going to be one step away from Brendan Fraser if he isn't careful

Oh man cute black slut teens are my favourites

>It didn't look that bad actually,

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I said i just got it autismo

Chris go away, even we don't want you

>for all their sins they deserve PURE 24 KARAT KINO

>"I really like your blue arms, Sonic. You're so lucky to have always had blue arms, your arms never once being a color other than blue."

>the entire eastern seaboard loses power as Chris finally ascends beyond mortal anger and begins literally glowing with rage

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IF YOU COME TO VISIT YOU'LL BE BORED TO TEARS
WE HAVEN'T EVEN PAID THE PHONE BILL IN 300 YEARS

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>YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES
when will they learn

>Zoomer opinion
sorry, but boomers chose Mario over blue autist furry

Jim Carrey was doing great with the star role in Kidding, why the fuck would he pick a career tainting role in this crap?

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The memes alone will make this movie kino. Can't wait

The Advanced games were really good.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxGGMYZqJhk
How long can you last, fellas?

Don't mind me just posting the only good characters from anything sonic related.

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that sounds like a porno? is it?
if so link pls.

Reading this as a kid along with Sonic #125 was the hypest shit

what the fuck kinda hat is the dude on the left wearing?

i want to see THAT film

>>TOMORROW I’LL

Jim Carrey will save this movie and you will all eat your words. Screenshot this post.

Post the whole thing!

MIGHT AS WELL KICK IT

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExeN3jyhwj8
God this show was so fucking retarded

You are not ready for TGT

i beg you

it looks so old and cheap now, I remember when this was new

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What did you really expect from it?

Yea Forums here. You're wrong it's been greatly discussed and unanimous decision was that even the best games are just mediocre to a tepid good at best. The music is the only good thing about them and even then most are just samples of real music.

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>unanimous decision

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>a relative opinion over liking something
>greatly debated and considered wrong

Never change Yea Forumsirgins

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bump

The only good Sonic stuff are the following

Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles
Sonic CD
Sonic R (Dat music and Metal Knuckles is cool as shit)
Sonic Adventure
Sonic Adventure 2

Sonic SatAm because fuck you
Sonic Boom has some Zingers
Sonic Adventure bendy toys
Sonic Adventure Shampoo, it smelled good and it had a ring toss game.

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I'M WAKING UP
TO ASH AND DUST
I WIPE MY ASS
AND I SLAP MY NUTS

All of those games suck ass and AoStH > SatAM.

AoStH is for furfags.
Sonic SatAm if for kids who liked Looney Tunes.

You have that backwards, SatAM is the autistic edgy cartoon for furfags and AoStH is the lighthearted funny one.

Well, you're not wrong.

itt: zoomers that never played the classics