>he imagines himself as a talk show guest
Loser
He imagines himself as a talk show guest
Samuel Wood
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Adam Foster
Who? What?
What is this thread about?
Sebastian Clark
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW?
ANSWER ME
Owen Harris
They’re scanning my thoughts
Justin Ward
>he imagines himself as a wacky yet succesful director
Joseph Wood
>not imagining yourself giving a killer music performance in front of your high school
Isaiah White
Based. I still do this.
Ethan Jenkins
>he imagines himself getting talked about in Yea Forums frequently and refered to as /ourguy/
Thomas Lewis
>he imagines himself having an imagination
Parker Jones
errrrraaAAAGGGHH MAKE IT STOP!!
Anthony Rogers
>he imagines himself as a non friendless kissless virgin
haha what a loser
Connor Harris
I do this but I replaced it with cute anime girls I like watching and thinking I'm really cool
Camden Howard
You guys don't seriously do this, right? ha-ha
William Foster
>He imagines himself having lots of friends but only so they can wonder where he is when he is gone
Hahaha, I hate Gary Stu's.
Joshua Brooks
You don't want it, yes you get your name spread across all the normies but then what happens is that people ask you to sing/dance/whatever whenever they see you as if you're a circus clown
>"oooh there's user! Hey can you sing that Adele song haha. Play something cool on the school piano!"
Isaiah Price
>He imagines himself with the perfect girlfriend
ha ha what a loser imright...
Ethan Peterson
ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY
Nicholas Roberts
BUT IN THE FANTASY I AM PERFECT AND CAN DEAL WITH THIS IN THE PERFECT WAY WITH NO MISTAKES
Zachary Wright
>He imagines himself giving an interview about how he turned his sorry loser ass around to become something succesful
Zachary Sanchez
W-we'll find her someday bros
Jonathan Hughes
Being happy is overrated.
Just kill yourself
Parker Moore
Joshua Russell
I think this started as a compensation for loneliness but now I can't stand being around people so it allows me to "socialize" without having to do it.
Justin Robinson
>he imagines himself creating his favorite song
>he imagines himself as a genius football manager who brought a lower tier team up to the big leagues
Robert Cruz
>he imagines himself as a regular guy with a beautiful wife and kids
Never gonna happen, pal
Zachary Edwards
>I can't stand being around people so it allows me to "socialize" without having to do it.
That's called Yea Forums
Christopher Phillips
>>he imagines himself creating his favorite song
You can do that. Although nothing you create will ever be your "favorite song"
>>he imagines himself as a genius football manager who brought a lower tier team up to the big leagues
You can do that, but in a video game lmao
Jason Brown
>it's an user imagines himself on JRE episode
William Reed
Post the wojack pasta
Anthony Long
>By then I'll hate her
Grayson Diaz
That's 90% of the reason I listen to podcasts.
Jeremiah Williams
I had a dream last night that a pretty girl showed interest in me, and i could actually have a conversation with her. Then i woke up more miserable than i had in years.
Anthony Martinez
That's probably part of the reason I use user boards to begin with. Can't stand social media but I don't have to make connections with any of you faggots here.
Jacob Price
H-How did you know?
Is this part of a personality disorder? I'm actually worried now.
Brandon Parker
>He imagines himself being a calm, collected right winger who's winning the hearts and minds of a liberal talk show audience
Juan Smith
I met a girl that showed intrest in me and I had a 20 minute conversation with her and she even dropped a few hints.
I figured all that out days later.
Nicholas Walker
You're all pathetic kek
Andrew Walker
en.wikipedia.org
>Fantasy is also a relationship with the world and with others by proxy. It is a substitute relationship, but a relationship nonetheless, characterized by idealized, defensive and compensatory mechanisms. This is self-contained and free from the dangers and anxieties associated with emotional connection to real persons and situations.
Jose Young
Anyone else here sometimes do something weird in their routine just in case they live inside a truman show?
lets say you go for the bathroom but then just suddenly sit randomly on the floor, then walk up, turn 3 full circles and continue going to the bathroom? Just in case people are watching so you can fuck with their heads
Benjamin Peterson
>he imagines himself creating a cool cult classic movie
Logan Gonzalez
Reading posts like this always make me mad as fuck, since no girl has ever shown interest in me
Lucas Collins
haha how could you tell
Chase Torres
>he imagines himself as the POTUS, getting rid of the federal reserve bank, and getting the marines to arrest all the corrupt politicians
Christopher Torres
every day I imagine myself owning 4channel and firing all the jannies
James Rogers
>schizoid
aw yeah here we go. Get your bingo cards ready lads
Nathan Morris
Jesus Christ I've seen posts about shizoids all over the place here before but never considered myself one because I never really looked at the symptoms.
Why did I have to come across this thread? I was happy living in ignorance
Asher Martin
Don't worry, they might have but you just might be too fucking dense to notice it.
Like me.
Eli Smith
>Frequently, a schizoid individual's social functioning improves, sometimes dramatically, when the individual knows he or she is an anonymous participant in a real-time conversation or correspondence, e.g. in an online chat-room or message-board. Indeed, it is often the case the individual's online correspondent will report nothing amiss in the individual's engagement and affect.
Tyler Foster
>he imagines himself falling asleep to the loving embrace of a cute asian girl
Sad! Pathetic! Appalling!
Kayden Sanders
Oh fuck I shouldn't have read the sexuality part. Literally me. That entire page is honestly.
Luis Kelly
>his day dreams are about having a house and a family
Jace Brooks
So you're schizoid, who gives a fuck? Just smoke some weed
Charles Murphy
BASED.
Could also be this thing but it's been regularly argued whether or not it's an actual disorder or just some bullshit
en.wikipedia.org
Henry Nelson
Being schizoid isn't really that big of a deal. It has little relationship with hallucinations/schizophrenia. It's mainly just apathy towards others and a lack of desire to form close relationships
Austin Wood
It makes sense than an anonymous board would have a higher concentration of scizoids/avoidants because there's no pretense of making connections with anyone here, while also allowing people to share their thoughts on things and socialize
Juan Fisher
Imagine burning and inhaling a plant to make yourself stupid for a couple of hours
Aaron Long
This. I can call someone a nigger or a fag here and post pics of women that i lust after, with no worries. There's a sense of freedom here that you can't get IRL, or elsewhere on the internet.
nigger
Benjamin Anderson
Imagine typing and posting a post to make yourself stupid for a couple of hours.
Christopher Davis
Imagine not mixing that with drinking
Charles Lewis
FUCK THAT'SLITERALLY ME
Brody Edwards
Call me one please.
Dominic Garcia
Get out my head
Aiden Watson
I did this in 8th grade with a guitar. I did really well that girls started to talk to me but what sucked is that all through high school every idiot that wanted to start a band came calling to me based on that one performance, whether or not I even knew the people at all or even liked them. And yeah, every time I was at a party people were like "dude, where's your guitar? Play us something man!"
Levi Cooper
You'll always be my nigger user.
Camden Bailey
>omnipotent vengeful fantasias
it's too accurate
Jose Rivera
21st CENTURY SCHIZOID MAN
Jeremiah Green
Based and thanks
Matthew Sanders
It is normal to daydream that doesn't mean you are schizoid
Andrew Robinson
>tfw it's true, it's all true
Oh God
Angel Ortiz
>he imagines himself taking down a shooter and saving the day
OH NO NO AHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
Asher Rogers
>It turns out all men were schizoids
Wuhoh, wait wouldn't that mean we would all lash out.
Ayden White
>he imagines himself being a terrorist and unleashing a virus or nuclear device
i seriously hope you guys dont do this
Noah Gonzalez
>he doesn't imagine himself as the school shooter
Christopher Perry
Yeah it's only if you listen to the same song over and over and over untill you burn it into your mind.
>That's crazy stuff.
Leo Long
This is genuinely something I've done
Fuck my life please
Jason Powell
I pissed on the floor in my bedroom. I wanted to see what would happen. My mom got so mad at me when she cleaned it up later
Charles Robinson
fuck
Ryder Barnes
>he doesn't imagine himself as the shooter
I was really more of a bomb or fire man myself
Ryder Rogers
Kek in the car I pretend I'm on Joe Rogan so I can get things off my chest
Zachary Wilson
FUCK
Cooper Stewart
>mfw had a rape dream again
why is my brain doing this?
Jackson James
>he doesn't listen to In the End 65,000 times
Jaxon Bell
you're hopeless
Joshua Gray
>he imagines a tragedy unleashing his latent superpowers and getting popular as a result
>he imagines a man skateboarding outside the car window doing tricks off the scenery
>he imagines falling in love and starting a family
Gavin Walker
jesus fucking christ almost all of this fits me
Brayden Bennett
>he imagines falling in love and starting a family
Ian Thomas
Sometimes weeks go past with me not speaking to a single human being and I start feeling this immense urge of built up unreleased emotion so I just get in my car, shut all the windows down and scream from the top of my lungs for a good 15 seconds or so and I move on with my (non) life.
Wyatt Hill
>he finishes a film/game/book and explains the plot to himself as if somebody else is listening
Evan Long
I don't have this feel. I hate public speaking.
Actually I hate sharing my thoughts in general.
Andrew Wilson
No I'm based ya faggot and there's nothing you can do
Andrew Parker
>he doesn't imagine listening to komm susser tod while flattening a federal building
Jeremiah Myers
>he imagines himself as an esteemed, but reclusive character actor.
Noah Evans
How does one fix this? Or not fix it but use it as an advantage?
Ryan Stewart
>he imagines showing his first girlfriend off to his family
at least TRY to be realistic
Leo Reed
I kind of do this but it actually helps to consolidate and see if I truly understood what I played/watch
Oliver Nguyen
>fixing a personality disorder
you're not gonna fix your personality bro.
Landon Thompson
STOP IT, DELET THIS
I SAID D E L E T
Cooper Carter
Anybody else imagines that he were a contestant in big brother?
Tyler Ward
>spontaneously starts scanning the room to plan escape routes or ways to brigade in case a mugger or shooter comes in
Owen Turner
>he narrates his day to day life with his internal monologue
Robert Barnes
Something is a disorder only if it's debilitating. If it hasn't bothered you up till this point then it can't be a disorder by definition. Otherwise therapy is the solution for personality disorders as there aren't drugs for it. It's just deep-rooted habits
Elijah Clark
>that feeling when your only sense of worth socially was a talent show performance when you were 14
dude...
Grayson Flores
Quads and I get a perfect girlfriend.
Jeremiah Reed
Anyone that got anywhere visualized it first. Unless they have aphantasia. Don't beat yourself up, fuckers. Just try and do something to at least get halfway there or to make some of these fantasies materialize in a less ideal form.
Ian Cruz
heh
Justin Nelson
Don't worry about it it's just you and every other guy in the world, it's not like you can just stop being a man that would be actually crazy.
>Btw look at his right shoulder
Christian Martin
HE'S DONE IT
Austin Smith
Here's your jewish titcow gf, user. Now fuck off and let us wallow.
Logan Lee
IM SO FUCKING HORNY AND LONELY GOD KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Camden Anderson
sometimes I pretend my dog is my detective partner and we're investigating a crime
Carson Ramirez
>get in
>become instantly the most based character out of them all, literally the sole reason why anyone is watching the show
>get kicked out of the show in the second week because you refused to do some bitchboi gossip task or whatever
>you exit the show and make your own TV show with an even bigger following and just being based till the day you die
haha not at all
Joseph Cox
>tfw had seat next to the door but only ever imagined a shooter bursting in and immediately blowing my head off
Matthew Edwards
Must be nice being Chad.
Jaxson Reed
>mod would rather post here than clean the board
Liam Garcia
Does that help you a lot? Does it make you feel like a good girl for daddy? Dont you like making daddy feel happy? What other things could you do to make Daddy happy? What are some things you wish somebody would do for you? Couldn't you do those things for daddy?
Eli Sullivan
>not imagining being a Rockstar /rapper /dj/pretentious but cool musician and performing in front of your friends or acquaintances
Julian Hill
>he imagines himself as a talkshow guest and makes a thread to project to strangers on the internet
pathetic